Post by Brad Windsor on Apr 7, 2012 9:52:21 GMT -5
For a third occasion in the night, this time just before the main event where Dustin Delta is scheduled to face off against Dominik Santhiago, Kahlan appears on the big screen with the television title around her waist and a brilliant smile to go with it.
“Well hello again! Please welcome my special guest interviewer of the night…”
The camera pans along to lay view across the features of a legend. Shawn FRIGGIN’ Dreamer!
“… the hard-core Prince himself! Shawn Dreamer EVERYBODY!”
Some in the crowd pop but not as enthusiastically as one would appreciate for a past time legend of the business. Actually the booing seems to be greater.
“Thank you Shawn for being in the right place at the right time to correct what was going drastically wrong tonight. Great refereeing! WELL DONE MATE!”
Kahlan slaps Shawn’s shoulder in a friendly gesture while he smiles back.
“I won’t hold you here anymore. Here take the microphone and shoot away with the questions. I’m ready!”
Kahlan hands over the microphone to the former King of the Deathmatch Champion.
“Thank you Kahlan. It was great to be back even for one night only. I miss GHW! Let me go straight to the point though, let’s start with the interview. Here is the first one, what were you doing straight out again right after your physical match tonight trying to call the Hughes vs. Scally match?”
“Well Shawn, as I said, my return means one-hundred-per-cent pure entertainment. The fans know it and they rightly expect from me. You know me, I am far from being a selfish person, I like to share my talents with those less fortunate than myself. I am the best behind a microphone and that is a known fact. So why not give them what they could not have in a million years?”
“What about the match itself and Ryan Hughes.”
“EVERYTHING has to do with Ryan Hughes. More specifically EVERYTHING has to do with MY World Heavyweight Title that Ryan Hughes is carrying. Me and Ryan debuted almost together. He a little later than me and back then I was the big name. I was the one in the main events. I was the one tearing arenas down going up against Hayden Hardkores, Lucianos, Ryu Kenamoras, the Stone Orchards and the Samoa Joes. I WAS THE MAIN EVENT! I WAS MEANT TO BE THE NEW AGE OF THIS COMPANY! I am the BEST this company has right now. So the fact that a fat man from Manchester who used to think he really was Bruce Wayne is holding my World Title is a slap to the face. This Sunday at Total Carnage he better lose because if he doesn’t, a SUPERNOVA is coming his way.”
“YEA! I AGREE!”
“ME TOO!”
“HIGH FIVE!”
“HIGH FIVE!”
SLAP!
“Okay, so Wolverina-”
“Wait! Before we go there, and let me assure you we’re going to go there, I have something else to say about the match tonight. AJ Scally…”
Kahlan suddenly look’s sad and shakes her head. Then she just stares at Shawn as an uncomfortable silence begins to grow.
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Well… AJ Scally… what?”
“Just that, AJ Scally.”
“What do you mean?”
“That is all to say about him… oh wait! I was looking at Al’s notes on the competitor’s while he was commentating and everything he had written down under AJ Scally was the longest losing streak in GHW history.”
“I’m sure he does Jeff Young Proud”
“I can’t wait for the DVD. Do you think it will be cheaper than the usual DVD-R? I have a lot of TV programmes to record.”
“Well I guess so, it will be blank anyway.”
“HIGH FIVE!”
“HIGH FIVE!”
The Cut Squad does the High five again.
“Ok enough of Scally. We have talked more than the stuff in his career, I’m sure the publicity is doing him good and he will have to thank us later but back to the main topic of Wolverina.”
“Thanks for reminding me Shawn. I have an announcement. More like a demand. Everyone knows, and has seen that I have beaten Wolverina on numerous occasions. My winning streak against her is actually bigger than Vlad’s winning streak. Just since my return I have beaten her twice including tonight. EVERYTIME though she makes up excuses and wines like the little bitch she is. So I’ve worked out this proposal so I hope you’re listening Mr hot shot Jamie Graves. Go ahead and give in to whatever she asks of you and give her shots after shot at yours truly. Frankly I don’t see why you do that. On today’s market I don’t know of any girl for hire cheaper than Haven Cassidy. Why would anyone want damaged goods? Do you know why Shawn? Cause I haven’t got a clue. It actually costs more to rape her I’ve heard. But anyway, if you want yet again, another match between me and her you better add in a little stipulation of my own. And let me tell you this, if you don’t, THERE IS NO FRIGGIN’ WAY IN HELL THAT I WOULD SHOW UP! And there is nothing you could do about that and you know how fragile your position already is with the kind of ratings the pay-per-views get without me in them.”
“So what is the stipulation?”
“I agree for one more match against Wolverina at Total Carnage under the conditions that if she loses again, which is inevitable right? She will have to become my personal assistant. In another words she will be my personal, private, full time … BITCH!”
“NICE!”
“HIGH FIVE!”
“HIGH FIVE!”
SLAP!
“So add that in Mr Graves, and gain yourself another honour to have the Ladder Queen on your pay-per-view. MUUUAAAAHHH!”
Kahlan sends a kiss for the viewers and with that the scene ends.
END
“Well hello again! Please welcome my special guest interviewer of the night…”
The camera pans along to lay view across the features of a legend. Shawn FRIGGIN’ Dreamer!
“… the hard-core Prince himself! Shawn Dreamer EVERYBODY!”
Some in the crowd pop but not as enthusiastically as one would appreciate for a past time legend of the business. Actually the booing seems to be greater.
“Thank you Shawn for being in the right place at the right time to correct what was going drastically wrong tonight. Great refereeing! WELL DONE MATE!”
Kahlan slaps Shawn’s shoulder in a friendly gesture while he smiles back.
“I won’t hold you here anymore. Here take the microphone and shoot away with the questions. I’m ready!”
Kahlan hands over the microphone to the former King of the Deathmatch Champion.
“Thank you Kahlan. It was great to be back even for one night only. I miss GHW! Let me go straight to the point though, let’s start with the interview. Here is the first one, what were you doing straight out again right after your physical match tonight trying to call the Hughes vs. Scally match?”
“Well Shawn, as I said, my return means one-hundred-per-cent pure entertainment. The fans know it and they rightly expect from me. You know me, I am far from being a selfish person, I like to share my talents with those less fortunate than myself. I am the best behind a microphone and that is a known fact. So why not give them what they could not have in a million years?”
“What about the match itself and Ryan Hughes.”
“EVERYTHING has to do with Ryan Hughes. More specifically EVERYTHING has to do with MY World Heavyweight Title that Ryan Hughes is carrying. Me and Ryan debuted almost together. He a little later than me and back then I was the big name. I was the one in the main events. I was the one tearing arenas down going up against Hayden Hardkores, Lucianos, Ryu Kenamoras, the Stone Orchards and the Samoa Joes. I WAS THE MAIN EVENT! I WAS MEANT TO BE THE NEW AGE OF THIS COMPANY! I am the BEST this company has right now. So the fact that a fat man from Manchester who used to think he really was Bruce Wayne is holding my World Title is a slap to the face. This Sunday at Total Carnage he better lose because if he doesn’t, a SUPERNOVA is coming his way.”
“YEA! I AGREE!”
“ME TOO!”
“HIGH FIVE!”
“HIGH FIVE!”
SLAP!
“Okay, so Wolverina-”
“Wait! Before we go there, and let me assure you we’re going to go there, I have something else to say about the match tonight. AJ Scally…”
Kahlan suddenly look’s sad and shakes her head. Then she just stares at Shawn as an uncomfortable silence begins to grow.
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Well… AJ Scally… what?”
“Just that, AJ Scally.”
“What do you mean?”
“That is all to say about him… oh wait! I was looking at Al’s notes on the competitor’s while he was commentating and everything he had written down under AJ Scally was the longest losing streak in GHW history.”
“I’m sure he does Jeff Young Proud”
“I can’t wait for the DVD. Do you think it will be cheaper than the usual DVD-R? I have a lot of TV programmes to record.”
“Well I guess so, it will be blank anyway.”
“HIGH FIVE!”
“HIGH FIVE!”
The Cut Squad does the High five again.
“Ok enough of Scally. We have talked more than the stuff in his career, I’m sure the publicity is doing him good and he will have to thank us later but back to the main topic of Wolverina.”
“Thanks for reminding me Shawn. I have an announcement. More like a demand. Everyone knows, and has seen that I have beaten Wolverina on numerous occasions. My winning streak against her is actually bigger than Vlad’s winning streak. Just since my return I have beaten her twice including tonight. EVERYTIME though she makes up excuses and wines like the little bitch she is. So I’ve worked out this proposal so I hope you’re listening Mr hot shot Jamie Graves. Go ahead and give in to whatever she asks of you and give her shots after shot at yours truly. Frankly I don’t see why you do that. On today’s market I don’t know of any girl for hire cheaper than Haven Cassidy. Why would anyone want damaged goods? Do you know why Shawn? Cause I haven’t got a clue. It actually costs more to rape her I’ve heard. But anyway, if you want yet again, another match between me and her you better add in a little stipulation of my own. And let me tell you this, if you don’t, THERE IS NO FRIGGIN’ WAY IN HELL THAT I WOULD SHOW UP! And there is nothing you could do about that and you know how fragile your position already is with the kind of ratings the pay-per-views get without me in them.”
“So what is the stipulation?”
“I agree for one more match against Wolverina at Total Carnage under the conditions that if she loses again, which is inevitable right? She will have to become my personal assistant. In another words she will be my personal, private, full time … BITCH!”
“NICE!”
“HIGH FIVE!”
“HIGH FIVE!”
SLAP!
“So add that in Mr Graves, and gain yourself another honour to have the Ladder Queen on your pay-per-view. MUUUAAAAHHH!”
Kahlan sends a kiss for the viewers and with that the scene ends.
END
