Post by Eric The Torture on Sept 18, 2009 16:23:59 GMT -5
Charlie Coors: Folks, Code Blue is finally here and what a great night we've got lined up for all of you! And now, I'd like to talk to a man who quite a bit on his plate tonight - Eric, come on over here.
* Eric the Torture walks in front of the camera. He is oiled up and has gone quite overboard with the spray-on bronzer. He clasps his hands and continuously flexes, looking as anxious as ever. The Dungeon Master title, as always is strapped across his waist. *
ETT: Code Blue, man it's finally here. Time for the Torture to get what's coming to him!
Charlie Coors: Well let's talk about that, Eric! Tonight you fight not once, not twice but thrice! Seems like you've got quite a full load - are you up to the challenge?
ETT: You know it, Charlie, you know it! I am going to start out the night tonight against The Proeliator - what is a proeliator anyway? Sounds made up to me.
Charlie Coors: If I'm not mistaken, Eric, I believe it is Latin for "warrior." What are your thoughts about this match?
ETT: Warrior, huh? Hmph. I'm not impressed. The King of the Cage, the Master of the Armbar? Ass-master is more like it. And since this ain't no cage match, I like my chances against this big man from Armpittsburgh!
Charlie Coors: So you're saying that you are going to have to take a different tact than matching strength with him?
ETT: I'd be a fool to try. But, I think I've got him well in hand.
Charlie Coors: Well what about your other matches? You were selected by Valkyrie to fill in for Sergei in Bulldog Savages, and now you seem to have fallen into a title! What are your thoughts on that?
ETT: Quite frankly, I'm still not sure why Valk chose me to be her partner... she's had little enough to say to me about it on the subject, but let me tell you one thing - Dark Bulldogs will not be walking out with those tag titles - not if I have anything to say about it.
Charlie Coors: And let's not forget your third match - another big one where you will take on your own tag partner for the General Divison Championship!
ETT: That's right Charlie... Tonight, I plan on walking out of here with three titles!
Charlie Coors: Well what about it, Eric? After all, Valkyrie is one of the Bulldogs and you haven't been on the best of terms with them, have you?
ETT: Don't you worry you're pretty little head about a thing, Chuck! I'm not! I have an ace in the hole - an insurance policy, if you will - to ensure that no foul play will occur against me tonight.
Charlie Coors: Insurance policy? Ace in the hole? Eric, what are you talking about?!
* Eric the Torture flexes and walks off the screen. Charlie Coors turns to the camera and takes a deep breath. *
Charlie Coors: Let's get back to ringside.
* Eric the Torture walks in front of the camera. He is oiled up and has gone quite overboard with the spray-on bronzer. He clasps his hands and continuously flexes, looking as anxious as ever. The Dungeon Master title, as always is strapped across his waist. *
ETT: Code Blue, man it's finally here. Time for the Torture to get what's coming to him!
Charlie Coors: Well let's talk about that, Eric! Tonight you fight not once, not twice but thrice! Seems like you've got quite a full load - are you up to the challenge?
ETT: You know it, Charlie, you know it! I am going to start out the night tonight against The Proeliator - what is a proeliator anyway? Sounds made up to me.
Charlie Coors: If I'm not mistaken, Eric, I believe it is Latin for "warrior." What are your thoughts about this match?
ETT: Warrior, huh? Hmph. I'm not impressed. The King of the Cage, the Master of the Armbar? Ass-master is more like it. And since this ain't no cage match, I like my chances against this big man from Armpittsburgh!
Charlie Coors: So you're saying that you are going to have to take a different tact than matching strength with him?
ETT: I'd be a fool to try. But, I think I've got him well in hand.
Charlie Coors: Well what about your other matches? You were selected by Valkyrie to fill in for Sergei in Bulldog Savages, and now you seem to have fallen into a title! What are your thoughts on that?
ETT: Quite frankly, I'm still not sure why Valk chose me to be her partner... she's had little enough to say to me about it on the subject, but let me tell you one thing - Dark Bulldogs will not be walking out with those tag titles - not if I have anything to say about it.
Charlie Coors: And let's not forget your third match - another big one where you will take on your own tag partner for the General Divison Championship!
ETT: That's right Charlie... Tonight, I plan on walking out of here with three titles!
Charlie Coors: Well what about it, Eric? After all, Valkyrie is one of the Bulldogs and you haven't been on the best of terms with them, have you?
ETT: Don't you worry you're pretty little head about a thing, Chuck! I'm not! I have an ace in the hole - an insurance policy, if you will - to ensure that no foul play will occur against me tonight.
Charlie Coors: Insurance policy? Ace in the hole? Eric, what are you talking about?!
* Eric the Torture flexes and walks off the screen. Charlie Coors turns to the camera and takes a deep breath. *
Charlie Coors: Let's get back to ringside.