Post by B&lly on Mar 16, 2012 9:01:00 GMT -5
Bombshell by Powerman 5000 hits the arena causing all the fans to start and cheer. Their cheering rises in volume as AJ Scally walks on stage wearing board shorts and a Newcastle Knights NRL Jersey. He doesn’t look to be in his usual cheery mood as he walks to ring with a purpose, microphone in hand.
Fuzz: Hmm… I thought Scally wasn’t supposed to be out here yet, wonder what he has to say.
Al: I don’t know and frankly I do not care either.
AJ has entered ring and paces around while his music dies away. The cheering continues, as the fans love to show their appreciation for The New People’s Champion, however the crowd quite down as they also want to hear what the Aussie has to say.
AJ: I am sick of it. I am sick of getting screwed over by management. Case in point, the management thought it would be good to randomly place me in a tag team match, which I was okay with, at least I was wrestling, but to stick with me a rookie, was plain idiotic. I could have teamed with a broomstick and gone just as well, well actually I would have done better with the broomstick.
The crowd laugh and cheer along with AJ.
AJ: They tell me it is to spice up the tag team title scene. Earth to management that scene has been dead ever since the ‘Mighty’ Millson became one of the tag champs.
More cheering and laughter is heard from the GHW fans.
AJ: Now Dustin Delta and Kahlan have teamed up? Look Dustin I like and respect you and all and congrats on winning your much deserved Deathmatch crown, but why on earth would team up with her? I hope you’re prepared to do all the… well I would say dirty or hard work but that’s just Kahlan’s job isn’t it?
The entire audience all yell out “OHHHHHHH” before cheering and laughing again.
AJ: Speaking of Kahlan, how many times does she want to leave and return? Every time something doesn’t go her way she takes her ball and goes home, only to make a triumphant return. ‘Wahhh I don’t want face Jake Diamond in a cage even though I am TV champ’, ‘wahhh, I was screwed over against Vlad, ‘wahh my mouth hurts.’ No wait that last one is her average Friday nights.
Another “OHHHHHHHHHH” from crowd is made followed yet again by more cheering and laughter.
AJ: Also that reminds me, I also have some ‘heat’ in the back, all because of one thing the LOLTV Title. For those who don’t know, there was a period of time when the GHW TV Title was passed around more times than Kahlan and Wolverina combined.
The fans laugh at another sexual joke made by Scally before allowing him to continue.
AJ: So backstage I began calling it the LOLTV Title and everybody got pissed because they couldn’t find the funny side in it.
Booing is heard from the fans, directed at those in the back who got pissed off.
AJ: I see you can see the funny side.
The booing is now replaced by cheers for AJ.
AJ: Because of it a lot of Fighty fighty persons here want to screw me out of main event matches, and stop me from being able to put on the best match possible for all of you.
Again the crowd boo at the Scally haters in the back.
AJ: Why am I venting now you ask? Over the last week it hit me hard, despite all the differences with management and other Fighty fighty persons, one thing has remained the same and that is all of your support I cherish so much.
A loud eruption of cheers occurs, a perfect example of support.
AJ: So I have come to the conclusion. I will no longer listen to the management, but listen to each and every one of my fans.
The cheering from earlier increases in volume, as AJ begins to smile.
AJ: With that in mind I have decided to speak my mind and pretty much say whatever I want, about who I want, to who I want and when I want.
Another loud positive reaction arises from the fans in the arena, as AJ’s smile grows wider.
AJ: I suppose that means you like that idea?
A loud YES is heard followed by more cheering.
AJ: GHW, the New People’s Champion is reformed and now I have a humongous army to back me up.
The loudest cheer of the night arises from the last line before it dies away allowing the Aussie to finish, as he looks into the camera.
AJ: You mess with me; you have to deal with the People’s Army. AJ out.
With that Scally drops the microphone to a standing ovation from the GHW faithful, before saluting the camera with a sly smirk, as the scene fades to black.
EOT
Fuzz: Hmm… I thought Scally wasn’t supposed to be out here yet, wonder what he has to say.
Al: I don’t know and frankly I do not care either.
AJ has entered ring and paces around while his music dies away. The cheering continues, as the fans love to show their appreciation for The New People’s Champion, however the crowd quite down as they also want to hear what the Aussie has to say.
AJ: I am sick of it. I am sick of getting screwed over by management. Case in point, the management thought it would be good to randomly place me in a tag team match, which I was okay with, at least I was wrestling, but to stick with me a rookie, was plain idiotic. I could have teamed with a broomstick and gone just as well, well actually I would have done better with the broomstick.
The crowd laugh and cheer along with AJ.
AJ: They tell me it is to spice up the tag team title scene. Earth to management that scene has been dead ever since the ‘Mighty’ Millson became one of the tag champs.
More cheering and laughter is heard from the GHW fans.
AJ: Now Dustin Delta and Kahlan have teamed up? Look Dustin I like and respect you and all and congrats on winning your much deserved Deathmatch crown, but why on earth would team up with her? I hope you’re prepared to do all the… well I would say dirty or hard work but that’s just Kahlan’s job isn’t it?
The entire audience all yell out “OHHHHHHH” before cheering and laughing again.
AJ: Speaking of Kahlan, how many times does she want to leave and return? Every time something doesn’t go her way she takes her ball and goes home, only to make a triumphant return. ‘Wahhh I don’t want face Jake Diamond in a cage even though I am TV champ’, ‘wahhh, I was screwed over against Vlad, ‘wahh my mouth hurts.’ No wait that last one is her average Friday nights.
Another “OHHHHHHHHHH” from crowd is made followed yet again by more cheering and laughter.
AJ: Also that reminds me, I also have some ‘heat’ in the back, all because of one thing the LOLTV Title. For those who don’t know, there was a period of time when the GHW TV Title was passed around more times than Kahlan and Wolverina combined.
The fans laugh at another sexual joke made by Scally before allowing him to continue.
AJ: So backstage I began calling it the LOLTV Title and everybody got pissed because they couldn’t find the funny side in it.
Booing is heard from the fans, directed at those in the back who got pissed off.
AJ: I see you can see the funny side.
The booing is now replaced by cheers for AJ.
AJ: Because of it a lot of Fighty fighty persons here want to screw me out of main event matches, and stop me from being able to put on the best match possible for all of you.
Again the crowd boo at the Scally haters in the back.
AJ: Why am I venting now you ask? Over the last week it hit me hard, despite all the differences with management and other Fighty fighty persons, one thing has remained the same and that is all of your support I cherish so much.
A loud eruption of cheers occurs, a perfect example of support.
AJ: So I have come to the conclusion. I will no longer listen to the management, but listen to each and every one of my fans.
The cheering from earlier increases in volume, as AJ begins to smile.
AJ: With that in mind I have decided to speak my mind and pretty much say whatever I want, about who I want, to who I want and when I want.
Another loud positive reaction arises from the fans in the arena, as AJ’s smile grows wider.
AJ: I suppose that means you like that idea?
A loud YES is heard followed by more cheering.
AJ: GHW, the New People’s Champion is reformed and now I have a humongous army to back me up.
The loudest cheer of the night arises from the last line before it dies away allowing the Aussie to finish, as he looks into the camera.
AJ: You mess with me; you have to deal with the People’s Army. AJ out.
With that Scally drops the microphone to a standing ovation from the GHW faithful, before saluting the camera with a sly smirk, as the scene fades to black.
EOT
