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Post by The Final Dragon on Jan 19, 2008 21:01:09 GMT -5
The scene opens up to see Human Wreckingball. You see that he has his so called "Gangster clothes" on. It is basicly A visor baggy pants and a jersey. He smiles as he starts to speak
[blue]HW: Yo dawg we in our hotel lounge here. Coming with a rap battle. Between desperado and trickshot. And here they come now.[/blue]
You see trickshot come in first. Wearing his blue jeans and sneakers and a Celtics Kevin Garnett jersey. But you can see he has a under shirt under it. He goes to HW and slaps his hands. Trickshot then watches desperado coming in. You can see he has Baggy jeans and a hollister shirt. You can see he has a cap behind his head. Desperado brings out his hand to trickshot. Trickshot looks like he is gonna shake it but then he brings it back and makes it look like he is slicking his hair. HW starts to laugh as he speaks up again.
[blue]HW: Okay i am the MC/DJ here i have my little stand that plays a beat. Alright desperado your first.[/blue]
HW goes behind his stand and plays a beat.
[orange]Desperado: Yo yo yo....[/orange]
TBC by desperado only
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Post by Desperado on Feb 3, 2008 14:38:14 GMT -5
::[~~Desperado~~]:: "Check it, Yeah, ...
This guy can't touch me, He's a joke. What the heck you wearin', Is your ass broke." The crowd are ready to react and start cheering for Desperado but are cut off as Desperado begins to spit some more lyrics. "Your such a loser dawg, You painted my Hummer pink. And I ain't trippin' If that's what you think.
You can't compare to me b*tch, I'll have you out in a blink. I am the real deal, I ain't no Mr. N*Sync." Desperado points towards Trickshot drawing laughter from the crowd. "This gonna be massacre, It ain't no rap battle. I'm Floyd Mayweather, He's just another Hatton.
Face me in a Death-Match, You'll be out of luck. They'll have to drag your silly ass out with a tow-truck, F*ck, I'll rock you so hard player, You wont hear the crowd chant 'You Suck'."
Desperado sits back with a huge grin on his face as he awaits his opponent to begin his fight-back. TBCB Trickshot or HW only
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Feb 3, 2008 17:13:08 GMT -5
Human Wreckingball smiles, and changes the beat slightly while taking the microphone from Desperado. Before Trickshot replies to Desperado, Wreckingball speaks in a relaxed, easy rhythm...
Wreckingball:
Now I got to admit, that really was not too bad. 'Shame Trickshot over there thinks your skills are pretty sad. Just look at him now, I can tell he wants to go! He's gonna try and cut ya up with a super high speed flow! He's lookin' pretty angry, so now I gotta be terse And hand it over to Trickshot for some rapid fire verse!
Wreckingball grins at Trickshot and hands him the microphone, before standing back and nodding to him, giving him permission to start...
TBC Trickshot!
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Post by The Final Dragon on Feb 3, 2008 18:00:32 GMT -5
[teal]Okay see you you think your so cool cuz your from the ghetto But see your lyrics as good as a bad libretto Yea i will face you in a death match and i will F*ck you up. after i am done with you i can see your face now looking like a young pup. Pouting so much because you face has bleed so much. That's more then just a hunch. So how up or shut up. Can i hear a yup?[/teal]
The crowd cheers as desperado has no emotion. HW snickers as trickshot gets back to rapping.
[teal]Yea man you know it is. But your wrestling like a wrestling wiz.See i am the sadistic icon. But you know i'll be over you like a falcon. Me pole will be up your butt. After i do that i will do a ric falir strut. Im not gonan cut you any slack. Cuz i am gonna break you back. Man your not from teh ghetto. you look your from cunningham.... So is that why you wanan be like david beckham?[/teal]
The crowd starts going OHHHHHHHHHH as HW goes back and forth knowing that was a big burn.
[teal]I am gonna take you down. I predict i can see you frown. Man you when i whoop you a**. You see when i get to a bloody pulp you will feel like you are getting killed by a poisones gas. Now i want to you that you ahve no chance. When you look into my pole you will look like you are in a trance. Then i will swipe it at your face. I can gaurtnee you i will not give you any grace. So your next. So don;t be perplexed.[/teal]
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Post by Desperado on Feb 5, 2008 13:29:56 GMT -5
Desperado acts as if it didn't bother him. He looks around at the crowd as if the rap wasn't any where near as good as his. The crowd think otherwise.
::[~~Desperado~~]:: "What the F*ck you spitting, I couldn't figure it out. All you did was stutter, It was whack no doubt. Next time make an effort, Don't just step up and shout. Your lyrics was so dry, You almost caused a drought.
Hell, don't matter now, The king is here. I'll teach this guy a lesson, Shift his rap into gear.
You call that a rap, Wrong. It was more like a song. The worst part was, You sounded like King Kong."
The crowd cheer in Ooooh's and Aaaaah's with a group at the front jumping off their feet.
"You think that was bad, I'm just getting started. Can someone sort out a beat, This dude's retarted.
Hey Yo, Keepin' it Real, Keepin' it Raw. I'm lyrically blessed, Don't try to ignore. Your Homie here can't rap, The guy is a bore. This ain't a rap battle Its a one man show.
You know, His upbringing was poor. It's not his fault, His mama's a whore.
My gyal's complaining, Of the different colors of my dick. Can you tell your mom, To stop changing her lipstick.
I bowled you out, And yet I'm still going. Here's 20 dollars, My lawn needs mowing. While your at it, Sort out your hair. Forget King Kong, You look like Barney the Bear.
You compare me to David Beckham?, Your as weak as Posh Spice. The guy can't cuss me, He's worse than Vanilla Ice."
TBCB...
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Post by The Final Dragon on Feb 5, 2008 19:44:49 GMT -5
[teal]If i am posh spice i have a bigger dick then you do. *trickshot leans off and sniffs desperado* Dam you smell like a kangaroo. How you say i am worse then vinella ice when i sold more copies then him. Now i can see your face go grim. Knowing that you just got proven wrong. So walk away so we can see that thong.[/teal] [teal]Ya see you wear womens clothes. And everyone knows. You try act cool and bust out some words But man that's wack when your a nerd. So put on your glasses and do my work. Or i will go biszerk. aw is despy gonna cry.[/teal] trickshot waits for bit looking at desperado wating for him to respond. [teal]So what now are you shy?[/teal]
[teal] O thanks for the 20. That's plenty. This will get me a cheap ho maybe your mommy. o by the way, mind calling her seeing how i was last night. cuz when i pulled out my monster she was in fright.[/teal]
trickshot tosses desperado a phone as the crowd start to go oohhhhhhhh. one guy hsouts out"that's a burn" trikcshot smiles as he continues on.
[teal] And i'm not king kong he is gay. He climbs up a building and starts swinging away. Nah man i am the clover field monster. i'm stomp you down while your on your computer. See while you play games. shooting ppl as the go up in flames. See i am doing real stuff like getting laid. But when you talk to a women she puts up a blockade.[/teal]
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Post by Dave Carter on Feb 6, 2008 11:33:22 GMT -5
The crowd cheers when Trickshot finishes and hand the mic back to HW, awaiting for his decision of who won the battle. HW lifts the mic to his mouth but before he can even a say a word, he is cut off by another person's voice.
~~Dave Carter~~ Whoa, whoa, whoa... this rap battle isn't finished yet!
Everyone turns to the direction of the voice, to see TPK, Cosmos, Ricky, Asari and Dave coming out, all holding microphones.
~~Dave Carter~~ Before you make a decision, Wreckingball, let us show what a real rap sounds like. HW... gives us a beat man..
Wreckingball, as well as Trickshot with Desperado, looks confused, but says something like "Hell, why not?" and launches some sort of rap beat. Dave puts the mic to his mouth and begins.
~~Dave Carter~~ Yo dogs, what's this, you call this rap? I think it's just a bunch of white boys whack! One of the guys is an Umpa-Lumpa's ass The other one - well, he's just high on crack!
It's like Vanila Ice and Federline face off Wanna be rap, still sound like pop It's doesn't matter who f***ing wins this one Your rap still sound more like a one of Britney's songs.
Trickshot, why you lie to everyone, you're no sadistic icon, You're as a sadistic as bong man doesn't like smoke pot. And Desperado - damn, man, you're just a whimp I know what your destiny is, it's being a crying b****
The crowd let's out a loud "OHHHHH" while Cosmos goes to continue after Dave
~~Cosmos~~ Now we gotta make it clear, now it's Slam Jam Nation time. 'Cause all that we can hear is Desperado whine. And Human Wreckingball, I really thought you'd know better You're even less gangster than my grandpa's woolen sweater!
We gotta jump in and then cut the three of you out Most of those rhymes were bad without a doubt I got to confess, I've not heard a weaker flow... Than that awful first verse from the wussy Desperado.
The crowd laughs and cheers, while the SJN rap continues as now Ricky the one going to rap.
~~Ricky Rodriguez~~ Why in the hell do they call you Desperado You are just as innocent like a ripe avocado sometimes I ask myself why you wrestle like a woman maybe it is because you are as stupid as lindsey lohan
So you are the mighty big trickshot you can't even deliver some on the spot are you happy to see us or is that a pen? come on dude we know you like sweatty men
Hey guys I know you like be in the middle but the problem is your raps are worse than a riddle don't worry the true master are here now you guys get the hell out and disapear
~~Asari~~ My skills are the best Better than all the rest
I get in your head and start to infest I'll make you wish this was wild wild west Put four holes in your chest F*g cause you can't pass the test
Look at you tryin to be hot Something you're not I'll break your face in six spots Feel the hits as the oozy clicks As the clock ticks
I will knock you every where left and right Aint gonna lose imma win this fight In the middle of the night Watch me dissapear when I turn out your lights
I'm so fast it looks like there's five Gonna be hard for you to stay alive It's Asari Hokuto you f***ing remember that shit Standing here lookin like your bout to hissy fit. Just started I just begun You better remember BITCH, I'm number one
~~TPK~~ Sausage, Ham, Bacon Eggs Rap no more or Break my legs Waffle, Pancake, Biscuit, Creepe You Guys Rap like total crap
~~Cosmos~~ Word!
Everyone starts to laugh after TPK's rap and he just shrugs his shoulders like saying "What? That's all I could think of". SJN stand there laughing along with the crowd, while Trickshot and Desperado look a bit annoyed about this unexpected interruption.
TBC by OOC: Sorry guys, no offense or anything, we just decided to have some fun with this unusual contest of yours
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 6, 2008 13:11:54 GMT -5
As things go quiet, the men stand there, aware suddenly of a presence behind them. They all slowly turn towards the man, laying eyes on Vladimir T. Strife, who has one eyebrow cocked high as he looks at the group of stars gathered. He looks around and a grin comes to his face as he looks up towards the ceiling. ~Vladimir Strife~
Seriously... Just listen to me. Focus your eyes On the V to the T.
It's the 4-Time Champ You better revamp Cuz when I come down the ramp Y'alls britches get damp Vladimir stops and tilts his head to the side, sick pops and cracks coming from his neck as he prepares to think up a rap. He looks to Desperado and grins. That was a pretty good rap ...For a guy that's on crack But you can't back it up You're just talking smack
Straighten your act ...Cuz when it comes to the mat You wind up like your mom... FLAT ON YO' BACK! Vladimir grins and sharply turns his head towards Human Wreckingball. The savior to the fans!!! Fuck, we got jipped... This guy hasn't got ass Since his toilet paper ripped
Your words have no meaning Your beats have no flow Hate to tell you, dawg But you're whiter than snow!
And as for the sadistic icon You must be sick in the brain You should rap in the ring ..Guys would tap from the pain
Quit wasting our time You ain't got no game Your raps suck even more Than Dick Cheney's aim A chuckle comes from behind Vladimir from one of the Slam Jam members and he spins around on his heels, turning to face them. The Slam Jam Nation... The Kings of Celebration They'll kick your ass pillar to post- Vlad shrugs as he looks at Ricky Rodriguez ...When they get back from vacation.
Dave's got a new batch of hoes And only one problem's arose.. Vladimir takes a step back and looks over Slam Jam Nation. We've got 5 sons of bitches But only one's got juevos! Vlad glares directly at Asari Hokuto as he finishes the final line. TBC?
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Post by mika on Feb 6, 2008 17:16:27 GMT -5
Asari smiles and steps away from her SJN crew and walks up to the "V to the T". She walks around him in a circle, and slowly brings her mic up to her lips....
Asari-Well Lookie Lookie, what do we see It is that damn Hardcore son of a "B".
I must admit, I am quite impressed but step into my ring I'll beat you like the rest.
She see's a fans sign that says something about asari VS Vlad and matt on Genesis, she points to it and Vlad notcies it too
Asari- when it comes to Matt, Vlad's got the "Itches" But come Wednesday, Ima make both them my Bitches.
Come on Vlad, you had your chance, you went toe to toe not our fault you couldn't beat that genius matt O.
Asari puts her hand on his shoulder in mock compassion.
Asari- aww come on don't let that Hardcore heart go cold, just think, here soon, you'll be my little bitchass HO.
Oh and you are welcome for the undefeated streak, lets face it, only reason you have it is cuz you never fought ME.
and if we ever do, your gonna be my stepping stone then ima stomp on you while I take over your throne.
With that, the two have a little stardown until her SJN crew grabs her and guides her away.
TBC?
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Post by lex on Feb 6, 2008 18:35:43 GMT -5
Greg Jones is then seen walking into the room wearing A Pair of Semi-baggy black Southpole Jeans, a pair of White and Black Air Pippen Uptempos and a Gilbert Arenas Jersey. He laughs a but slighly catching that last line of Asari's rap. Vlad looks at him as if he is going to smack him upside the head but instead he simply motions Greg onto the stage somewhat challenging him. He laughs and jumps up grabing the mic with great pleasure. Vlad chuckles at Greg doubting he even knows how to rap though forget Greg grew up in New York and most if not all his friends were Black. A beat starts up in the background as Greg begins to bob his head catching a feel for the flow. He then raises the mic and points to Vlad.
Greg Jones Aight you first!
You aint rollin like a real man is supposed to I see the fraud in ya soul I'm gonna expose you King of the Ring? Ima dethrone you! All the thugs chose me the lil bitches chose you you done did it you bumpin but you was timid, you nothin you is a gimick If I meet you I'm comin wit it You cant take me to the limit you suck and ya fuckin finished You a busta you aint for real as I'm crushin ya every sentence. Now don't make me laugh How you ass gonna come back from this?
Greg then stops working Vlad and turns to Wreckingball who is somewhat suprised as to why he is
Greg Jones Sorry but it's your turn Wreck, don't worry I'll keep it short
Yea, Yea, Yea Tubby ass Pudgy Ass You best cover your face wit a skully mask I'm not hatin on ya click dummy ass but you a shrek look a like ugly ass Signed a weak ass contract but ya act like everythings sunny ass Wreck Make this foolishness stop, And tell the public what you got, They heard your rhymes so obviously it's not alot!
The crowd is still buzzing from both disses when all of a sudden he turns to Trickshot
Greg Jones Trickshot? Where he at? Pissin in his white diaper bag Now if yall liked him you might be mad Dont try to make a comeback you should wave a white type of flag Any man that like him, like Trick-a-fag! Now, you dont want no challenge You don't wanna see me as mad as I can get Cause I'm legit, And I will crush your damn talent!
And Greg once again changes his view, placing the male leaders of the Slam Jam nation in his sight. He chuckles as do Vlad, Wreck and Trickshot, all of which are glad it's Slam Jams Turn.
Greg Jones Now pay attention you wont wanna miss this!
Hey Dave and Ricky I'm warnin you sweeties yall can't beat me you'll see when you meet me Ima say it real clear so you bitches understand, f*ck Slam Jam and both of your fans! Yall can't even grow staches how you gonna burn me? To young gay versions of Bert and Ernie! Yall don't concern me yall aint hot You the only all girl group G-H-Dubya Got! I can't stop and wont stop yall just two weak motherfuckas who need to sit down before they get clowned Cause if I see you around Ima pimp slap you down And then leave without makin a sound Yall need help but yall aint knowin Hey dave tell Ricky his thong is showin You see Asari's the pimp, she got the roc She's got you to young bitches sellin cock on the block Yall cant stop cuz you never started Both of yall sound plain retarded One of you sucks and the otha is garbage, it aint no secret it's common knowledge Now I coulda let you slide but I'm too cold hearted And I hope you made enough to realize this, You just got slapped by a real Pimp!
Greg then drops the mic as the crowd explouds in laughs and cheers.
TBC by Anyone
OOC No offense to anyone but this seemed fun to do, so please dont beat me up, lol
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 7, 2008 1:21:13 GMT -5
Vladimir applauds, having loved Greg's rap. "That was good. I won't deny it, that was pretty good..
Don't try to run with me son Cuz you ain't got the guns Your words scare me as bad As a pack full of nuns You can't win this war Son, I've already won I don't kick ass for pay Boy, I do it for fun So back the fuck off my shit You're just talking dumb Your brains constipated But your mouth has the runs
Going to dethrone me, you say Best back off with that crap Step in the ring with this king All you'll get's a dirt nap
And here we have Asari.. A sorry ass ho The next women's champ Though her real name is Joe
You're an amatuer, kid And I'm just getting started Your rap stunk so bad No one noticed I farted
Don't get uptight Vlad's going to make everything right Cuz I'll have down on your knees.. Before the start of the fight Vlad winks and looks her over a moment. Think you can handle me? Girl, you're just hopin' I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard Your eyes gonna open
You don't have a chance So just run along, bitch Get back in the kitchen And fix my sandwich!
The King is in town And it's going down You're wearing a frown Your pants turning brown He's gonna punch and pound All you chumps to the ground My shit's the hottest around So, whatchu think of me now?!
Your asses just got told up I'm blowing the scene up I'm rocking your socks And tearing your shit up So shut the hell up And just give it up The King's on a roll He's fucking your worlds up He's slamming your girls And he's roughin' yo' moms up He's not going to shut up He's just filling his cup up Someone call in the Elf Because he wants him a donut!
I'm cutting y'all UP I don't need me no knife Get the hell out my way Better run for yo' life Hide your daughters And lock up your wife Cuz the bitches LOVE Strife And I know that I'm right!"
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Post by TPK on Feb 7, 2008 12:37:12 GMT -5
TPK grins slightly to himself before stepping forward and looking at Vlad
TPK: Asari be nimble, Asari be quick Vlad's just mad cause she's got a bigger Di**!
The Audience oooooo at this before TPK grins and turns his attention to Desperado.
TPK: A diller, a daller Gave that bitch a dollar! He's broke as a joke and his rhymes are so lame it makes make me inasne and want to f***ing holler!
TPK grins again before turning his attention to Greg Jones.
TPK: Fee fie foe fum You ya bitch you sure are dumb! Be you alive or be you dead You rap any more and i'll cut off my head!
TPK draws a bit of a laugh from the crowd as he backs slowly away to his original position on the stage.
TBC *OOC: Yeah kinda short but I can't rap for shit*
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Post by Matt Oliveira on Feb 7, 2008 19:27:10 GMT -5
(OOC: I think Vlad just won, with a bit of COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! )
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Post by The Final Dragon on Feb 7, 2008 21:28:33 GMT -5
ooc: when did this turn into a gang fight? and matt who says its over?
[teal]Damn asari you got you ass owned You calling out Vlad, sh*t you must be stoned Now what about you greg jones your just a kid from the unknownes. So coming up here calling me a fag. So you think your gonna be on a cover of a mag? Haha your real funny so back off before i f*ck you up sonny. I kick your ass to the moon Ya be scared cuz i got a platoon. in fact one of them is over there. So you better drop down in a prayer I am part of BOC now and that's avow.
Right HW?[/teal]
HW nods as he picks up a mic and walks over to trickshot to start rapping with him.
[teal]Man you guys have no clue. Cuz me rhaps and trick are gonna run wild. it ill be easy as taking candy from a child.[/teal]
trickshot nods over to HW as he takes over.
[teal]Vlad you the best everyone here gonna mkae a protest but they know it's true. to bad asari's di*k is bigger then you. Now greg you got no talent. to bad your never gonna be gallant. your never gonna get a girl you'll be lucky if u get teh janitor named earl. So back the f*ck off unless you wanna get shoved through a trough.[/teal]
[teal]Desperado why you quiet. you planning a riot. youre about to see a real rapper i'll break your back like a snapper. Vlad what guns do you have? they aren;t worth nav. Can i fee them? o sry i killed it man you need to get fit[/teal]
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Post by Human Wreckingball/ Cosmos! on Feb 8, 2008 13:44:12 GMT -5
The crowd arond the ring look a little surprised at Trickshot's announcement, and when he finishes rapping he stands back with a satisfied look on his face. Wreckingball takes the microphone from him and speaks to everybody.
Wreckingball: Well, he's right. Trickshot has been in the Brotherhood of Chaos for a while. As soon as Evolution of Extreme dissolved, he decided to come talk to Rhaps and I about joining. It was pretty obvious from the start that it was probably a pretty good idea. This was the man who jumped thirty feet onto me a few months ago, while I was lying on a table. I knew that Trickshot's pretty talented, and I also know Rhaps has a lot of respect for him too, especially after the reverse-elimination chamber match, and the tag team match before then.
The only problem we had was that we didn't want anyone to know about Trickshot joining until now. So, after we spoke to Trickshot about it, we just went our seperate ways until tonight. It really was worth keeping things quiet, just for the look on everyone's faces. So, welcome to the Brotherhood of Chaos, Trickshot!
I'd also like to say, I've got an entry too. I hope none of ya are too insulted, it's all in fun.
Now you'd better listen up and try to understand. 'Cause I'ma standing here I got your demolition planned Y'all want to step up and in this ring to fight me I'll lay you the f*** out- it's what I do nightly Look at Greg, he has the skills, he can spin some wordplays But it won't mean a f*** when I KO him one of these days Then there's Desperado, who'se bragging sounds so sad When we all know the truth, he wants to get inside Vlad. But Vlad can't rap for s*** and deep down ya know it's true I know that he can try but I know it's nothing new In the ring, he's just the same, he tries to be the best He's twenty-eight for none, but soon he'll fail the test He's fought twenty-eight but that doesn't count at all When he's got his face broken by the Human Wreckingball As for Slam Jam Nation, they're all just after fun. Listen up Dave Carter, that's not how matches are won! Sure I'd rather have it that you go enjoy the fight But first ya got to be standing at the end of the night! Then next in line there's Cosmos, I know it's sad but true He's only seventeen and he's not got a f***ing clue The Psycho Kid's living for breakfast every day. He'd probably be heartbroke if IHOP went away. And then he'd start his own chain, of breakfast-serving stores With barbwire on the walls and padding on the floors Ricky wants to make the girls think he's another pretty boy I've seen him in the bars and he's really rather coy And one of the worst of all, is the Human Wreckingball His hip-hop skills are dreadful and are going to appall So I hope you all enjoyed this, it really was just a game I hope I didn't insult y'all 'cause I know that would be lame.
Thank you for listening everyone.
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