Post by Brad Windsor on Aug 17, 2010 13:25:55 GMT -5
Kahlan and Shawn, their faces devoid of emotion, their eyes looking up ahead and their postures rigid march up to Vortigern’s office. Suddenly they sit down right there cross-legged glaring at Vorty’s closed door.
Shawn: You know... something doesn’t feel right.
KaHLaN: Yea, I think so too.
Shawn: Is he even in there? I mean... no one has ever seen this door open in months. I know the man is called Reverend, but still.
KaHLaN: HAAAAAAAIIIIII VORTYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
A muffled voice beyond the door: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WENCH!
Kahlan grins and turns to Shawn.
KaHLaN: See, I told you he would be in. I do this like every time we have a show!
Shawn: Ok... but... still it feels sort of weird. How are we supposed to get what we want?
KaHLaN: We just sit here and won’t move until we get what we want.
Shawn: But- but how anyone is going to know what we want.
KaHLaN: Oh, I remember now.
Kay-C springs up in a blink and runs down the corridor and out of view. A few minutes later she returns with cardboard squares tucked under an arm. She sits herself down next to Dreamer and hands him one of the squares.
KaHLaN: Here, hold this facing the door.
Shawn: Is he even seeing this?
KaHLaN: Oh believe me you; he is peeking out of the key hole I bet.
Shawn: Um... ok.
He holds up his board.
WE WANT TAG TITLE SHOT ON THIS TNT!
KaHLaN holds her board up too, beaming with pride.
I LIKE ME! DO YOU LIKE ME!?
Shawn looks to his side and elbows K in the arm. K looks down and then blushes before flipping the board around coughing uncomfortably.
YEA WHAT<---- SAID
END
(Unless vorty wants to come out of hiding xD)
Shawn: You know... something doesn’t feel right.
KaHLaN: Yea, I think so too.
Shawn: Is he even in there? I mean... no one has ever seen this door open in months. I know the man is called Reverend, but still.
KaHLaN: HAAAAAAAIIIIII VORTYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
A muffled voice beyond the door: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WENCH!
Kahlan grins and turns to Shawn.
KaHLaN: See, I told you he would be in. I do this like every time we have a show!
Shawn: Ok... but... still it feels sort of weird. How are we supposed to get what we want?
KaHLaN: We just sit here and won’t move until we get what we want.
Shawn: But- but how anyone is going to know what we want.
KaHLaN: Oh, I remember now.
Kay-C springs up in a blink and runs down the corridor and out of view. A few minutes later she returns with cardboard squares tucked under an arm. She sits herself down next to Dreamer and hands him one of the squares.
KaHLaN: Here, hold this facing the door.
Shawn: Is he even seeing this?
KaHLaN: Oh believe me you; he is peeking out of the key hole I bet.
Shawn: Um... ok.
He holds up his board.
WE WANT TAG TITLE SHOT ON THIS TNT!
KaHLaN holds her board up too, beaming with pride.
I LIKE ME! DO YOU LIKE ME!?
Shawn looks to his side and elbows K in the arm. K looks down and then blushes before flipping the board around coughing uncomfortably.
YEA WHAT<---- SAID
END
(Unless vorty wants to come out of hiding xD)
