Post by The Unknown & GreenSpark on Apr 16, 2011 22:53:43 GMT -5
As the scene fades into the local bar music is blaring loud. The camera man walks into the door to see GreenSpark with a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand. It looks to be half empty as Spark is dancing around obvousily drunken. He grabs a random woman by the hair and throws her into the wall starting a fight between him and the chicks boyfriend. GreenSpark obvouisly not wanting to deal with this guy chugs the rest of his alcohol and smashes the bottle against the guys head. The man slumps over before falling to the ground with everybody around him laughing. GreenSpark sees the camera and stumbles himself over to the camera. As he starts to talk you can hear the slur in his voice.
Hey its the camera guy from GHW! Are you here for a drink bro? Speaking of drinking I heard that Ryan guy that I got stuck with has been drinking man cum alot lately. Just ask uh whats his name? Oh yeah thats his name, wait I forgot. Damnit, oh well I just know he has been having gay butt sex with some random guy backstage. But now he is getting a title shot at the QUEEN of the Deathmatch Championship!? Well, I guess that fits him well. Did you noticcce that he blamed me for losing the tag match!? I will admit I was higher up than the clouds but that was not my fault. Hang on a second mr. camera guy I want another drink. HEY BAR MAN, GIVE ME A BEER!
The bartender throws a bottle of beer to the Drunken Party Animal who nods in thanks before popping open the bottle.
Ive been in this buisness since last year, and he just shows up thinking he can do anything!? Well I see something of myself in him. I mean think about it, when I debuted I automatically got a tag partner and failed there so I tried to turn on him and by doing that got known. Then I got a shot at the King of the Deathmatch championship. I remember it well, me and the great Darth That Guy in a flaming tables match. I burnt his hair to a fucking crisp and then almost had that match won. Then the man I looked up to, the great creator of the Circus cost me the title. Then just seconds after made it worse by putting him into the circus. Well it made me learn two things. One, never trust a single fucking person you meet and two, dont get ahead of yourself. You see, I thought I could win it all without atleast being here a few months. Well I was wrong, my first match I lost the tag titles match that re-created tag wrestling here in GHW then just months later lost the KotDM championship match. You see I have never been much of a winner here in GHW. But I plan to change that, I will build my way up the ladder championship after championship until I am like the best there is and has been today. Hayden motherfucking HardKore, look at what this man has done in this place. He has help both the KotDM and New Age championships not once but TWICE and now he is going to hold both brands major championship. Well Hayden I congrats you on that, and once Im ready and on your level I will take one of those titles from you. But that is a long way away, my first focus is on winning the Television Championship. I will work my ass off until I am able to pry that title out of whoever's hands that hold that title.
GreenSpark lifts his mask up just a little so that he is able to take a drink of his beer. He takes a few gulps before fixing his mask back up and looking back at the camera. You can see in his eyes the look of seriousness, and the dialation of his pupils. Either he is talking like this because hes drunk or because he truely means what is coming from his mouth.
After I have held that title I will go back after the King OR Queen of the Deathmatch. This is probably far off but no matter who it is guy or chick I will do anything to you to get that title. If I have to grind you up into little fucking chunks I will. That title will be mine at some point this year. I will not plan any farther than that until I get to that point. But I will prove that I should be working in GHW rather than someone like Ryan Nuttsack. He better watch out that I dont kick his ass and cost him his title shot. Or maybe I will let him win the title and then destroy him the next week to take it from him. I dont know but he better watch his back if he knows what is good for him. Im not one to blame for a loss that wasnt your fault. Oh and Ryan, if you want to know something about crazy...... Your looking at him!
As GreenSpark finishes that he laughs before lifting up his mask and dumping more beer down his throat. He looks back over to the camera for one last statement.
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Hey its the camera guy from GHW! Are you here for a drink bro? Speaking of drinking I heard that Ryan guy that I got stuck with has been drinking man cum alot lately. Just ask uh whats his name? Oh yeah thats his name, wait I forgot. Damnit, oh well I just know he has been having gay butt sex with some random guy backstage. But now he is getting a title shot at the QUEEN of the Deathmatch Championship!? Well, I guess that fits him well. Did you noticcce that he blamed me for losing the tag match!? I will admit I was higher up than the clouds but that was not my fault. Hang on a second mr. camera guy I want another drink. HEY BAR MAN, GIVE ME A BEER!
The bartender throws a bottle of beer to the Drunken Party Animal who nods in thanks before popping open the bottle.
Ive been in this buisness since last year, and he just shows up thinking he can do anything!? Well I see something of myself in him. I mean think about it, when I debuted I automatically got a tag partner and failed there so I tried to turn on him and by doing that got known. Then I got a shot at the King of the Deathmatch championship. I remember it well, me and the great Darth That Guy in a flaming tables match. I burnt his hair to a fucking crisp and then almost had that match won. Then the man I looked up to, the great creator of the Circus cost me the title. Then just seconds after made it worse by putting him into the circus. Well it made me learn two things. One, never trust a single fucking person you meet and two, dont get ahead of yourself. You see, I thought I could win it all without atleast being here a few months. Well I was wrong, my first match I lost the tag titles match that re-created tag wrestling here in GHW then just months later lost the KotDM championship match. You see I have never been much of a winner here in GHW. But I plan to change that, I will build my way up the ladder championship after championship until I am like the best there is and has been today. Hayden motherfucking HardKore, look at what this man has done in this place. He has help both the KotDM and New Age championships not once but TWICE and now he is going to hold both brands major championship. Well Hayden I congrats you on that, and once Im ready and on your level I will take one of those titles from you. But that is a long way away, my first focus is on winning the Television Championship. I will work my ass off until I am able to pry that title out of whoever's hands that hold that title.
GreenSpark lifts his mask up just a little so that he is able to take a drink of his beer. He takes a few gulps before fixing his mask back up and looking back at the camera. You can see in his eyes the look of seriousness, and the dialation of his pupils. Either he is talking like this because hes drunk or because he truely means what is coming from his mouth.
After I have held that title I will go back after the King OR Queen of the Deathmatch. This is probably far off but no matter who it is guy or chick I will do anything to you to get that title. If I have to grind you up into little fucking chunks I will. That title will be mine at some point this year. I will not plan any farther than that until I get to that point. But I will prove that I should be working in GHW rather than someone like Ryan Nuttsack. He better watch out that I dont kick his ass and cost him his title shot. Or maybe I will let him win the title and then destroy him the next week to take it from him. I dont know but he better watch his back if he knows what is good for him. Im not one to blame for a loss that wasnt your fault. Oh and Ryan, if you want to know something about crazy...... Your looking at him!
As GreenSpark finishes that he laughs before lifting up his mask and dumping more beer down his throat. He looks back over to the camera for one last statement.
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