Post by Psychotic Circus on May 2, 2011 2:55:00 GMT -5
The scene begins oddly enough with Charlie Coors lurking around the parking lot. The camera man follows the strange, little man around as he ducks and weaves about the cars and trucks with his microphone in hand. Like a professional journalist, Coors always knew when there was a juicy scoop out and about. The super sleuth of the GHW arena turns a corner into a new lot of cars sitting in the parking lot and stops, he found his prey and was about to pounce! A tone figure is seen walking towards the camera while Charlie hides behind a parked Echo. The man is shown to be wearing a leather jacket, some boot cut jeans, a pair of men in black style sunglasses and a baseball cap simple saying "Jerry Nate" inside an old snickers symbol. His attention is turned to his cell phone which droops into his ear hole, he stops suddenly before the car Coors is hiding behind while fiddling with his gym bag.
"Hey! I know it's my first night on the job. I don't care who I'm facing....Yeah..well, still. I'm Jerry Nate, BITCH!....I can appear at whatever show I want....Baby, listen. What we had was special, and I appreciate what you did for and to me, but I have to call it off...Because he's a big name around here and it might hurt my career to have him against me especially when I'm only just starting out....I'm sorry, but I have to call it off...Where the hell is my worker badge?....Ok, I understand that but I told you to get the plan B pill and stock up on them...Hey, it's not my problem now, he makes more money than I do, he can raise the poor bastard....Ok, you are being ridiculous, I'm hanging up now Haven. *Click*...I swear, Nebraskan girls are some of the biggest drama mommas I've ever seen."
The man now known as Jerry Nate shoves his cell phone back into the deep hole of his pocket and continues on to wards the entrance doors. Unbeknownst to him an ambush was waiting just around the corner. Coors senses his moment of opportunity to strike. The tiny man conjures the spirit of the wind himself and jumps out from his hiding place.
"JERRY NATE!"
Jerry Nate, in a moment of fight or flight, cocks his fist back then shoots it with devastating force into the paper thin chest of Charlie Coors. The ambitious reporter pays for his over confidence, the tiny frame of Coors' hits the pavement with a sickening thud. Jerry looks up and sees the camera man pointing his device at him with shock written all over his face. Charlie lets everyone know he's still alive with a slight wheezing noise coming from his, now, one good lung.
"O shit, sorry kid. I thought you were that ninja guy trying to sneak up on me...don't do that."
Jerry Nate tries walking away from the wreckage that was Coors' but is quickly shuttled back by the gasping journalist.
"..w-w-wait.-make a speech!"
Jerry gets back into the middle of the cameras view and removes his sunglasses while looking down at the poor boy.
"A speech? About what?"
"Your...opponent...to-to-tonight."
"Well, who's the unlucky SOB thats getting his ass handed to him tonight?"
"Bry-Bry-Bryan Wyziner."
"What's this Bry-Bry famous for?"
"He's the son of Bud Whiser...*HACK!*"
"The beer?"
"No...the-teh dead Fighty fighty person..he was sorta-kinda *cough cough cough* famous."
Jerry Nate looks back up at the camera with a blank expression on his face. That blank canvas soon turned into a side grin up the right side of his face while he drops his gym bag, the camera was going live and it was his time to shine!
"Alright GHW! Tonight is the premiere of Jerry Nate, Mr. Satisfying has arrived! Bry-Bry I'm sure your father...went down..smooth... But you can prove yourself tonight by going one on one with a man who took the independents by storm and left a wake of destroyed asses in his back shadow! Yes, the women of the independent scene never knew what hit them after I left them smoldering from their goody holes...but enough about your mother because tonight I've got my eyes set on making a huge impact here in GHW! For years I've trained for this day and no one is going to take it away from me! Not Coors, not an unexpected pregnancy from someone who was clearly only good for a one night stand and defiantly not some kid...Don't worry though, I'll show you how real men fight tonight! Just like poor Charlie found out a second ago, I possess a fist capable of piercing the GHW universe itself! "
Mr. Satisfying holds his clenched fist up high with his toothy, open mouthed smile beaming at the camera.
"I'M JERRY NATE! BITCH! And there's one thing you should know! They may melt in your hand if you're not gentle, but deez nuts always satisfy!"
*fade out*
EOT
"Hey! I know it's my first night on the job. I don't care who I'm facing....Yeah..well, still. I'm Jerry Nate, BITCH!....I can appear at whatever show I want....Baby, listen. What we had was special, and I appreciate what you did for and to me, but I have to call it off...Because he's a big name around here and it might hurt my career to have him against me especially when I'm only just starting out....I'm sorry, but I have to call it off...Where the hell is my worker badge?....Ok, I understand that but I told you to get the plan B pill and stock up on them...Hey, it's not my problem now, he makes more money than I do, he can raise the poor bastard....Ok, you are being ridiculous, I'm hanging up now Haven. *Click*...I swear, Nebraskan girls are some of the biggest drama mommas I've ever seen."
The man now known as Jerry Nate shoves his cell phone back into the deep hole of his pocket and continues on to wards the entrance doors. Unbeknownst to him an ambush was waiting just around the corner. Coors senses his moment of opportunity to strike. The tiny man conjures the spirit of the wind himself and jumps out from his hiding place.
"JERRY NATE!"
CRACK!
Jerry Nate, in a moment of fight or flight, cocks his fist back then shoots it with devastating force into the paper thin chest of Charlie Coors. The ambitious reporter pays for his over confidence, the tiny frame of Coors' hits the pavement with a sickening thud. Jerry looks up and sees the camera man pointing his device at him with shock written all over his face. Charlie lets everyone know he's still alive with a slight wheezing noise coming from his, now, one good lung.
"O shit, sorry kid. I thought you were that ninja guy trying to sneak up on me...don't do that."
Jerry Nate tries walking away from the wreckage that was Coors' but is quickly shuttled back by the gasping journalist.
"..w-w-wait.-make a speech!"
Jerry gets back into the middle of the cameras view and removes his sunglasses while looking down at the poor boy.
"A speech? About what?"
"Your...opponent...to-to-tonight."
"Well, who's the unlucky SOB thats getting his ass handed to him tonight?"
"Bry-Bry-Bryan Wyziner."
"What's this Bry-Bry famous for?"
"He's the son of Bud Whiser...*HACK!*"
"The beer?"
"No...the-teh dead Fighty fighty person..he was sorta-kinda *cough cough cough* famous."
Jerry Nate looks back up at the camera with a blank expression on his face. That blank canvas soon turned into a side grin up the right side of his face while he drops his gym bag, the camera was going live and it was his time to shine!
"Alright GHW! Tonight is the premiere of Jerry Nate, Mr. Satisfying has arrived! Bry-Bry I'm sure your father...went down..smooth... But you can prove yourself tonight by going one on one with a man who took the independents by storm and left a wake of destroyed asses in his back shadow! Yes, the women of the independent scene never knew what hit them after I left them smoldering from their goody holes...but enough about your mother because tonight I've got my eyes set on making a huge impact here in GHW! For years I've trained for this day and no one is going to take it away from me! Not Coors, not an unexpected pregnancy from someone who was clearly only good for a one night stand and defiantly not some kid...Don't worry though, I'll show you how real men fight tonight! Just like poor Charlie found out a second ago, I possess a fist capable of piercing the GHW universe itself! "
Mr. Satisfying holds his clenched fist up high with his toothy, open mouthed smile beaming at the camera.
"I'M JERRY NATE! BITCH! And there's one thing you should know! They may melt in your hand if you're not gentle, but deez nuts always satisfy!"
*fade out*
EOT
