Post by Nicholas Carson on Nov 27, 2011 19:54:51 GMT -5
In the parking lot it shows a pimped out customized Military Issued Humvee slowly rolling into the packed parking lot, trailed by a few other cars. The Humvee is Red and black with a hood ornament depicting Satan fucking Tinkerbell in the ass and right under the trailer hitch area there's a pair of big bull testicles just hanging there. Nick is driving and in the passenger seat is none other than JAGGEROTH. Blunt smoke is billowing wildly from the turret as Carson, being the asshole he is, pulls into the parking area and parks long ways so that the other cars behind him can not park.
As they get out of the humvee the cars start blowing their horns and cussing, so Nicky Pooh reaches into the humvee and pulls out a M240 Light Machine gun which is not even loaded but it sure scares the hell out of the people in the cars, so they flip a bitch and speed away. Carson places the weapon back into the humvee and they all get their gear out and a big bag full of those big ass super soaker guns. They all enter the building and the scene fades.
--------------a few hours later--------------------------
Camera zooms into a locker room and all you see is a thick cloud of weed smoke and you see Nicky sitting on a couch, hunched over the coffee table and the coffee table is COVERED in a MOUNTAIN of white powder which closely resembles cocaine. The Narcotic Necromancer, fresh off suspension, looks like he is concentrating hard as his IRL buddy Jaggeorth is chanting DO THAT SHIT at him while recording him on a mini hand held digital camera. The former Outcast lets out a roar and just as Scarface did in the movie, buries his face in the mountain of white powder and snorts, inhales and eats as much as he can before finally he starts choking. Laughing, Jaggy pulls him away and smacks his back some then once he is okay he cheers him as if he is a god or something. The Psycho King then starts showing him what he did by rewinding the recorder.
They happen to see the camera man in the room and Jag yells at him!
" *lying thru his teeth* ITS JUST SUGAR! ITS JUST SUGAR! COME HERE YOU LIL EAVESDROPPING BITCH!"
The camera man escapes but just when they think the coast is clear another camera zooms in and shows them pissing into the super soaker guns till each one is filled. but Nick half way fills his up with a sticky looking white stuff that closely resembles sperm. Ole Roth looks at him with a vexed expression.
"What? I can't help thinking about that fine ass Kahlan *Nick notices the camera* Its not sperm, cum on now!!"
Then he fills the rest up with...wadda ya know....MORE white stuff. Once that is all done the two evil incarnates storm out and run down the hallway. The camera follows them as they turn a corner and start shooting the nasty urine and white filled super soakers at helpless sound techs, stagehands, tricks, johns, bus skanks, skallywags, and even the annoying Interviewer guy Charlie Coors. Then they both suddenly stop cause standing in front of them is none other than sexy fine ass back up interviewer Malibu. Jaggeroth suddenly takes the lead and walks right up to her and air kisses her then at point blank range blasts her with a powerful spurt from his supersoaker that sends her to the floor screaming. They both surround her and, using the super soakers, drench her from head to toe in urine and the mysterious white stuff. they look as if they are going to leave but Nicky stops, walks back to her then at point blank range with his super soaker, blasts her with a nice golden snow capped money shot all on her nose and eyes. Malibu goes insane, crying and rocking back and forth screaming so they retreat with mighty laughter.
Upon turning another corner they see a helpless stagehand so they aim and shoot only to have the man duck and the nasty fluids go spraying into the backs of none other than those shitty Brits Mighty Man Millson and Ryan Hughes. The two stop and look back at the two psycho Americans. All they see is super soakers so they just shrug it off and go to walk away only to have that urine smell to start filling their noses so they stop again, look around and run towards the culprits. Jaggy and ole Saint Nick turn around and run all the way back to their hallway and yell something to Jingajang Nigger Stain (Nick's black slave/butler) who is in a hiding position. The FBI suddenly realize they are about to be ambushed so they stop and yell at the Americans, letting them know they are too smart to fall for the ambush. The men have a high tentioned stand off at opposite ends of the hallway before Jaggy and Nick finally return to their room laughing.
"(almost dying from laughter) that was a fucking trip man! that was classic!!!"
JV starts feeling the effects of his mountain snort of white powder and starts tripping out bad, bouncing off the walls and starts trying to fight imaginary people then even tries to fight Jaggeorth, but the Psycho King get him subdued even tho he is still trippin bad.
Nicholas grabs and yells at him!
" WHY DO I HAVE TO FIGHT THE SCRAP OF THE FED AT BRC??? THAT damn NIGGER JEW YOUNG GANGSTA!!! WHY MUTHA-FUCKA WHHHHHHY? THIISSSSSSS ENDSSSSSS TONIGH!!!!!!!!!!"
(Jaggy knocks him out with a big headbutt, then looks at Jingajang.)
" There, he'll be out till time for the match. Maybe that mountain rush was a bit much?"
scene fades
As they get out of the humvee the cars start blowing their horns and cussing, so Nicky Pooh reaches into the humvee and pulls out a M240 Light Machine gun which is not even loaded but it sure scares the hell out of the people in the cars, so they flip a bitch and speed away. Carson places the weapon back into the humvee and they all get their gear out and a big bag full of those big ass super soaker guns. They all enter the building and the scene fades.
--------------a few hours later--------------------------
Camera zooms into a locker room and all you see is a thick cloud of weed smoke and you see Nicky sitting on a couch, hunched over the coffee table and the coffee table is COVERED in a MOUNTAIN of white powder which closely resembles cocaine. The Narcotic Necromancer, fresh off suspension, looks like he is concentrating hard as his IRL buddy Jaggeorth is chanting DO THAT SHIT at him while recording him on a mini hand held digital camera. The former Outcast lets out a roar and just as Scarface did in the movie, buries his face in the mountain of white powder and snorts, inhales and eats as much as he can before finally he starts choking. Laughing, Jaggy pulls him away and smacks his back some then once he is okay he cheers him as if he is a god or something. The Psycho King then starts showing him what he did by rewinding the recorder.
They happen to see the camera man in the room and Jag yells at him!
" *lying thru his teeth* ITS JUST SUGAR! ITS JUST SUGAR! COME HERE YOU LIL EAVESDROPPING BITCH!"
The camera man escapes but just when they think the coast is clear another camera zooms in and shows them pissing into the super soaker guns till each one is filled. but Nick half way fills his up with a sticky looking white stuff that closely resembles sperm. Ole Roth looks at him with a vexed expression.
"What? I can't help thinking about that fine ass Kahlan *Nick notices the camera* Its not sperm, cum on now!!"
Then he fills the rest up with...wadda ya know....MORE white stuff. Once that is all done the two evil incarnates storm out and run down the hallway. The camera follows them as they turn a corner and start shooting the nasty urine and white filled super soakers at helpless sound techs, stagehands, tricks, johns, bus skanks, skallywags, and even the annoying Interviewer guy Charlie Coors. Then they both suddenly stop cause standing in front of them is none other than sexy fine ass back up interviewer Malibu. Jaggeroth suddenly takes the lead and walks right up to her and air kisses her then at point blank range blasts her with a powerful spurt from his supersoaker that sends her to the floor screaming. They both surround her and, using the super soakers, drench her from head to toe in urine and the mysterious white stuff. they look as if they are going to leave but Nicky stops, walks back to her then at point blank range with his super soaker, blasts her with a nice golden snow capped money shot all on her nose and eyes. Malibu goes insane, crying and rocking back and forth screaming so they retreat with mighty laughter.
Upon turning another corner they see a helpless stagehand so they aim and shoot only to have the man duck and the nasty fluids go spraying into the backs of none other than those shitty Brits Mighty Man Millson and Ryan Hughes. The two stop and look back at the two psycho Americans. All they see is super soakers so they just shrug it off and go to walk away only to have that urine smell to start filling their noses so they stop again, look around and run towards the culprits. Jaggy and ole Saint Nick turn around and run all the way back to their hallway and yell something to Jingajang Nigger Stain (Nick's black slave/butler) who is in a hiding position. The FBI suddenly realize they are about to be ambushed so they stop and yell at the Americans, letting them know they are too smart to fall for the ambush. The men have a high tentioned stand off at opposite ends of the hallway before Jaggy and Nick finally return to their room laughing.
"(almost dying from laughter) that was a fucking trip man! that was classic!!!"
JV starts feeling the effects of his mountain snort of white powder and starts tripping out bad, bouncing off the walls and starts trying to fight imaginary people then even tries to fight Jaggeorth, but the Psycho King get him subdued even tho he is still trippin bad.
Nicholas grabs and yells at him!
" WHY DO I HAVE TO FIGHT THE SCRAP OF THE FED AT BRC??? THAT damn NIGGER JEW YOUNG GANGSTA!!! WHY MUTHA-FUCKA WHHHHHHY? THIISSSSSSS ENDSSSSSS TONIGH!!!!!!!!!!"
(Jaggy knocks him out with a big headbutt, then looks at Jingajang.)
" There, he'll be out till time for the match. Maybe that mountain rush was a bit much?"
scene fades