Post by Jaggeroth's wench. on Jan 31, 2012 9:06:14 GMT -5
The scene opens up somewhere in the back, presumably in the locker room area due to the row of lockers stationed behind Charlie Coors and his guest at this time, the incomparable Wolverina. She's glad in casual attire, and has her GHW TV Title slung confidently over her left shoulder, as Coors peers on apprehensively. After all, the last time these two were near each other, Coors got his teeth kicked down his throat.
"Ladies and Gentlemen I am standing here with the current GHW TV Champion, Wolverina, a woman who has been silent for several weeks and recently went through a bizarre crucible that lead to lots of confusion. Wolfie, I know you probably have a lot on your mind, so spill it for us, the floor is yours."
She smiles sweetly at him, which seems to break the ice.
"The world is also mine, Coors-e-Pooh, but that's not the point. These last few weeks have been confusing and full of turmoil. When they came to me offering my job in GHW back, they wanted me to do it differently. They wanted me to come back with a harder edge. They wanted me to shed the God loving 'routine' as they called it and wanted to see the 'bad girl' in me. They wanted me to compromise my entire belief system. It was as if they were the NFL corporate douche bags and I was the female version of Tim Tebow. 'We don't want God in our ring' they said. And they won, I conceded, I wanted to compete so badly I came out here week after week claiming to be a GodQueen, and I was rewarded greatly for it. This TV Title I have over my shoulder proves it. But I am done with their rules now. No longer will I conform to them, Coors."
"Is that why the last few weeks have been a train wreck around you? Do you think it may be some kind of punishment? Seems likes they've been trying to set you up left and right."
"Exactly. Of course they are, Charlie. They even went to great lengths to bring in Jade Brooklyn, a lecherous little powder puff who had gotten the better of me in the past, and tried to sneak her in as a mystery opponent. Then to make damn sure that didn't fall through, they summoned up dead ass Jaggeroth and sent his bumbling bafoon carcass down there too. But who walked away from that whole debacle unscathed? I did. But that wasn't all was it, Coors? No. They then pulled Amanda Nathan away from her dead baby's grave and tossed her into the ring with me. The deck was stacked against me yet again, higher than ever, the win was almost a given for her, but I survived. So now I have come to the conclusion that they will never learn. They'll never get the upper hand on ole Wolfie here, so they will try and try and try again. It's sad, really."
"Fair enough. Wolfie, recently you went on a two week hiatus to take care of a few personal matters, and within that short amount of time GHW has seen numerous stars return and new, promising talent emerge. And the one who seems to have made the most impact is a woman who you have a deep history with, the Ladder Queen herself, Kahlan."
Wolverina chuckles and just shakes her head.
"Isn't it funny and ironic that just about every time I take a break to heal from injuries, or when I get suspended or even fired, that Kahlan suddenly wants to come back? For some reason she doesn't like to compete when I am actively tearing the roster up. This time around her attitude seems to have changed for the better, but it's too bad she didn't change her nappy ass hair style and color too. I keep telling the girl to stop shampooing with Drano, but she just doesn't listen. It's all good though. Her being here for, hmm, (looks at watch) the next 5 mins or so will be good for GHW. The more competition in this place the better. But let me tell you something Coors, she isn't fooling me one bit. I see through her like a glass house with a glass fence around it and a glass car parked in the drive way. This little 'I love to entertain' good girl bit is bullcrap. I know the woman better than anyone. If she truly loves to entertain then she could go back to her day job in porno and stay there. Her true colors will be put on display at some point, even if I have to Super-kick it to fruition."
"Wow, powerful words. Any final thoughts before we go back to ringside?"
Haven smirks, and just to get under the skin of corporate, she does her trademark pose.
"I believe"
"Ladies and Gentlemen I am standing here with the current GHW TV Champion, Wolverina, a woman who has been silent for several weeks and recently went through a bizarre crucible that lead to lots of confusion. Wolfie, I know you probably have a lot on your mind, so spill it for us, the floor is yours."
She smiles sweetly at him, which seems to break the ice.
"The world is also mine, Coors-e-Pooh, but that's not the point. These last few weeks have been confusing and full of turmoil. When they came to me offering my job in GHW back, they wanted me to do it differently. They wanted me to come back with a harder edge. They wanted me to shed the God loving 'routine' as they called it and wanted to see the 'bad girl' in me. They wanted me to compromise my entire belief system. It was as if they were the NFL corporate douche bags and I was the female version of Tim Tebow. 'We don't want God in our ring' they said. And they won, I conceded, I wanted to compete so badly I came out here week after week claiming to be a GodQueen, and I was rewarded greatly for it. This TV Title I have over my shoulder proves it. But I am done with their rules now. No longer will I conform to them, Coors."
"Is that why the last few weeks have been a train wreck around you? Do you think it may be some kind of punishment? Seems likes they've been trying to set you up left and right."
"Exactly. Of course they are, Charlie. They even went to great lengths to bring in Jade Brooklyn, a lecherous little powder puff who had gotten the better of me in the past, and tried to sneak her in as a mystery opponent. Then to make damn sure that didn't fall through, they summoned up dead ass Jaggeroth and sent his bumbling bafoon carcass down there too. But who walked away from that whole debacle unscathed? I did. But that wasn't all was it, Coors? No. They then pulled Amanda Nathan away from her dead baby's grave and tossed her into the ring with me. The deck was stacked against me yet again, higher than ever, the win was almost a given for her, but I survived. So now I have come to the conclusion that they will never learn. They'll never get the upper hand on ole Wolfie here, so they will try and try and try again. It's sad, really."
"Fair enough. Wolfie, recently you went on a two week hiatus to take care of a few personal matters, and within that short amount of time GHW has seen numerous stars return and new, promising talent emerge. And the one who seems to have made the most impact is a woman who you have a deep history with, the Ladder Queen herself, Kahlan."
Wolverina chuckles and just shakes her head.
"Isn't it funny and ironic that just about every time I take a break to heal from injuries, or when I get suspended or even fired, that Kahlan suddenly wants to come back? For some reason she doesn't like to compete when I am actively tearing the roster up. This time around her attitude seems to have changed for the better, but it's too bad she didn't change her nappy ass hair style and color too. I keep telling the girl to stop shampooing with Drano, but she just doesn't listen. It's all good though. Her being here for, hmm, (looks at watch) the next 5 mins or so will be good for GHW. The more competition in this place the better. But let me tell you something Coors, she isn't fooling me one bit. I see through her like a glass house with a glass fence around it and a glass car parked in the drive way. This little 'I love to entertain' good girl bit is bullcrap. I know the woman better than anyone. If she truly loves to entertain then she could go back to her day job in porno and stay there. Her true colors will be put on display at some point, even if I have to Super-kick it to fruition."
"Wow, powerful words. Any final thoughts before we go back to ringside?"
Haven smirks, and just to get under the skin of corporate, she does her trademark pose.
"I believe"