Post by "Vicious" Vince Vegas on Dec 8, 2012 19:27:41 GMT -5
Triumph returns from commercial break to a pre-recorded vignette. There sits "Vicious" Vince Vegas sitting in a living room style chair, with an identical chair sitting empty across from him on a cheaply made set that looks like a discarded showroom living room at IKEA. Elevator music plays as the title fills the screen.
Glory and Gossip
With "Vicious" Vince Vegas
As the title screen dissipates and the music fades the camera focuses on Vince, wearing a patterned sweater, dress pants, with his legs crossed, cue cards in his hand and a winning smile on his face.
Hello folks and welcome to the premiere edition of "Glory and Gossip" with me, "Vicious" Vince Vegas. This is a brand new segment on Triumph in which I, Vince Vegas, get to the bottom of the real issues in Glory and Honor Wrestling. From paternity tests to makeovers and wrestling to domestic violence, I won't shy away from the tough issues. But most of all, this set will be a safe place where all of the superstars of GHW can share their thoughts and feelings in any matter.
And tonight, on the first ever "Glory and Gossip", we have a VERY special guest. Since joining GHW, this superstar has rolled through the, so called, competition at GHW without looking back. This bull has treated the GHW ring like his own personal china shop, breaking bones and dreams along the way. The word stud instantly comes to mind when describing this man. So, without further adieu, let me welcome a very close, personal friend of mine to the set...
The number one contender for the King of the Death Match Title:
"Vicious" Vince Vegas!
A pre-recorded applause track begins to play as a smug Vince Vegas stands up, waves and blows kisses to the where the crowd would sit, if there actually was one behind the camera.
Wow! What a warm reception! Welcome Vince, It's great to have you and, might I add, you look great tonight.
The feed shifts to another camera and Vince turns his head, and answers his own question as if there were two people on the set.
Thanks Vince. It's great to be here. It's a new sweater, thanks for noticing.
The Camera shifts.
Well, first off, I'd like to congratulate your on your win last week to become the number one contender for the KOTDM title. That was quite a display of technical wrestling skill to capitalize on Pyro. How have you felt about your journey since your arrival here in GHW?
Well, I'd like to telly you it's been a long hard journey to get my first title shot against Jerry Nate, but truth be told, it was neither long nor hard. Something Jerry Nate knows all about. I think that may be why he, instead, tries to shift focus to "deez nuts".
Harsh words, but that's exactly the kind of candid banter we love here on "Glory and Gossip". Speaking of Jerry Nate, there are those out there that think your crazy to step into the ring with him. Don't you know how tough he is?
First off, you need to watch your tone when you address me. Yes, I have to fight Jerry Nate. I've seen him before, I know he's tough. You think I'm not?
The camera shifts back to the host, who is not to pleased about being asked to watch his tone. Only "Vicious" Vince Vegas could even aggravate himself. It's been rumored that he argues with his own reflection in the mirror backstage.
My tone is just fine Mr.Vegas, and furthermore, as the host of the show, it's my job to ask the tough questions. Back to your match at Blood Runs Cold. Jerry Nate is the King of the Death Match, He's been in hardcore battles that would make Terry Funk and Mick Foley look like Catholic school girls. When it comes to wrestling you, what do you think his strategy will be.
Strategy? You've got to be kidding me. This guy is so dumb he tried to drown a fish. I know exactly what he is thinking. Absolutely nothing! When he is in a room alone, he is truly alone! I am going to tear him limb from limb. He's going to wish that he'd stayed in the backwoods with his 2nd cousin Betty Lou instead of messing with the greatest technical Fighty fighty person of all time. And if you keep praising him like he's some kind of deity, I may do the same to you!
I'm not praising him Mr. Vegas, I am telling it like it is. Getting down to the issues. That's what this show is all about. Do you think Jerry Nate is a tough opponent?
This interview is over.
The camera shifts to the host version of Vince Vegas who looks shocked that his counterpart is leaving the set. there is a muffled microphone sound, but the camera stays focused the host; no one is actually seen leaving the set.
Vince wait! Come back!...
Well there you have it folks, hostility on the set of "Glory and Gossip" already. I'd like to take this opportunity to extend an open invitation to any star in GHW to come join me on the set! From Matt Violence to the Logging Crew; from AJ Scally to Dow Jones, everyone is welcome. Perhaps even Wolverina will stop by to give us an update on her diet.
"Vicious" Vince seems quite satisfied with his little with his elaborate antics, but unfortunately "The Satisfying One"is not amused.
TBCB Jerry Nate.
Glory and Gossip
With "Vicious" Vince Vegas
As the title screen dissipates and the music fades the camera focuses on Vince, wearing a patterned sweater, dress pants, with his legs crossed, cue cards in his hand and a winning smile on his face.
Hello folks and welcome to the premiere edition of "Glory and Gossip" with me, "Vicious" Vince Vegas. This is a brand new segment on Triumph in which I, Vince Vegas, get to the bottom of the real issues in Glory and Honor Wrestling. From paternity tests to makeovers and wrestling to domestic violence, I won't shy away from the tough issues. But most of all, this set will be a safe place where all of the superstars of GHW can share their thoughts and feelings in any matter.
And tonight, on the first ever "Glory and Gossip", we have a VERY special guest. Since joining GHW, this superstar has rolled through the, so called, competition at GHW without looking back. This bull has treated the GHW ring like his own personal china shop, breaking bones and dreams along the way. The word stud instantly comes to mind when describing this man. So, without further adieu, let me welcome a very close, personal friend of mine to the set...
The number one contender for the King of the Death Match Title:
"Vicious" Vince Vegas!
A pre-recorded applause track begins to play as a smug Vince Vegas stands up, waves and blows kisses to the where the crowd would sit, if there actually was one behind the camera.
Wow! What a warm reception! Welcome Vince, It's great to have you and, might I add, you look great tonight.
The feed shifts to another camera and Vince turns his head, and answers his own question as if there were two people on the set.
Thanks Vince. It's great to be here. It's a new sweater, thanks for noticing.
The Camera shifts.
Well, first off, I'd like to congratulate your on your win last week to become the number one contender for the KOTDM title. That was quite a display of technical wrestling skill to capitalize on Pyro. How have you felt about your journey since your arrival here in GHW?
Well, I'd like to telly you it's been a long hard journey to get my first title shot against Jerry Nate, but truth be told, it was neither long nor hard. Something Jerry Nate knows all about. I think that may be why he, instead, tries to shift focus to "deez nuts".
Harsh words, but that's exactly the kind of candid banter we love here on "Glory and Gossip". Speaking of Jerry Nate, there are those out there that think your crazy to step into the ring with him. Don't you know how tough he is?
First off, you need to watch your tone when you address me. Yes, I have to fight Jerry Nate. I've seen him before, I know he's tough. You think I'm not?
The camera shifts back to the host, who is not to pleased about being asked to watch his tone. Only "Vicious" Vince Vegas could even aggravate himself. It's been rumored that he argues with his own reflection in the mirror backstage.
My tone is just fine Mr.Vegas, and furthermore, as the host of the show, it's my job to ask the tough questions. Back to your match at Blood Runs Cold. Jerry Nate is the King of the Death Match, He's been in hardcore battles that would make Terry Funk and Mick Foley look like Catholic school girls. When it comes to wrestling you, what do you think his strategy will be.
Strategy? You've got to be kidding me. This guy is so dumb he tried to drown a fish. I know exactly what he is thinking. Absolutely nothing! When he is in a room alone, he is truly alone! I am going to tear him limb from limb. He's going to wish that he'd stayed in the backwoods with his 2nd cousin Betty Lou instead of messing with the greatest technical Fighty fighty person of all time. And if you keep praising him like he's some kind of deity, I may do the same to you!
I'm not praising him Mr. Vegas, I am telling it like it is. Getting down to the issues. That's what this show is all about. Do you think Jerry Nate is a tough opponent?
This interview is over.
The camera shifts to the host version of Vince Vegas who looks shocked that his counterpart is leaving the set. there is a muffled microphone sound, but the camera stays focused the host; no one is actually seen leaving the set.
Vince wait! Come back!...
Well there you have it folks, hostility on the set of "Glory and Gossip" already. I'd like to take this opportunity to extend an open invitation to any star in GHW to come join me on the set! From Matt Violence to the Logging Crew; from AJ Scally to Dow Jones, everyone is welcome. Perhaps even Wolverina will stop by to give us an update on her diet.
"Vicious" Vince seems quite satisfied with his little with his elaborate antics, but unfortunately "The Satisfying One"is not amused.
TBCB Jerry Nate.
