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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 21, 2007 23:19:32 GMT -5
Skorpio runs up behind Jake and grabs him, throwing him over the top rope. Jake grabs the rope and holds on for dear life as he dangles over the water with Skorpio punching him in the kidneys and back. Vladimir comes up behind Skorpio and shakes his head in shame at the sight before pulling Skorpio back and forcing him down to the mat. Vladimir takes the staplegun and holds it high, smiling sadistically at it as he holds Skorpio's head down with the other hand. He brings it down and begins to staple Skorpio's ear to the side of his head. Skorpio cries out at each staple that stabs into his ear and head, Vladimir stopping at 5 and then punching him in the ear. JP: I'm not sure how much that will slow down Skorpio in this match, but that's got to hurt like hell!Ray: Hold me JP!JP: HELL NO! Is Vlad scaring you that bad?Ray: No.. I just want someone to hold me.Vladimir laughs maniacally as Skorpio tries to cover the ear with his hand. Vladimir pulls the hands away and puts them under his knees before grabbing the ear and yanking on it, pulling a few of the staples out of Skorpio's head. Skorpio is screaming like a toddler when Vladimir grabs it and pulls harder, ripping 2 other staples out and one of them ripping through Skorpio's ear. As Skorpio helplessly yells out in pain, Vladimir leans his head back with a peaceful look upon his face, seeming to take comfort within the man's pain. Meanwhile, Jake is trying to skin the cat or find a way back into the ring, holding on for dear life. JP: That man is absolutely insane... look at what he's done to Skorpio!Hyper plants Vladimir across the top of the face with a chair as he leans back, dropping him backwards onto his back. Hyper takes the top bar of the chair and presses it to Vladimir's throat, choking him. Vladimir coughs and gasps for air as Hyper stomps on his solar plexus while pushing down harder on the chair. As Vladimir's arm's flail around and he begins to get a bluish tint to his face, Hyper decides he's bored and pulls the chair off, smashing it against the top of Vladimir's skull. He walks over and reaches across the rope, flipping Jake back into the ring. JP: Look's like Vladimir was getting a taste of his own medicine there for a moment.Ray: How I'd like to give him a taste of MY medicine!Hyper has no time to react before Jake hits him across the cheek with a strong right, then following with another. Hyper tries to swing the chair up, but Jake stomps into the center of it and knocks it out of Hyper's hands. He drops to one knee as he plants his forearm into Hyper's stomach, doubling him over. He then turns as he hooks Elf's leg and head and picks him up with a fireman's carry. Jake tosses Hyper's legs forward and up. As Hyper's feet come down and he seems like he will land on them, Jake throws a swift lariat kick into Hyper's mouth, tossing him backwards and sending him crashing to the mat like a proverbial ton of bricks. JP: OH MY GOD! WHAT A KICK!Ray: That's my Jakey! He never fails to impress.JP: Hyper Elf just got his damn teeth kicked down his throat!As Skorpio starts to stir, he finds a large burlap sack of thumbtacks that fell out of the garbage can and gets his own sadistic idea. He grabs Vladimir by the hair and smacks him across the face with the tacks, then laughs about it as Vladimir is barely responsive. Skorpio mounts on Vladimir and opens the bag as wide as he can, pulling it over Vladimir's head. He pulls the drawstrings on it to tighten it on Vladimir's neck as he begins to struggle, then starts throwing punches into Vladimir's head. Skorpio gets up and grabs the chair nearby, lifting it up as Vladimir is trying to remove the bag from his head. Before he can get it off, Skorpio slams the chair across Vladimir's concealed head, causing the champion to go limp. Skorpio goes for another shot, but is interrupted by Jake Diamond, who has a length of rope he found in a garbage can. He doubles the rope and smacks Skorpio in the mouth with it, busting his lip and causing Skorpio to release the chair and a few obscenities. Jake wraps the rope around Skorpio's neck and uses it to pull him around and down to the mat. The Future stomps on Skorpio's back, then takes the chair Skorpio had and sets it on Skorpio's back. He pulls the rope down, still wrapped on Skorpio's neck, and uses it to tie the chair to his back. JP: What the hell is he doing? That was pointless!Jake reaches into the garbage can and pulls out a zippo lighter and a can of lighter fluid. He pours some fluid on the chair, then lights the zippo and drops it onto it, lighting the chair and quickly heating the metal against Skorpio's back. Ray: He's going to fry him!JP: And if Skorpio can't get that chair off, he'll have to decide between burning metal against his back or jump into the electrified water! After rolling around a bit, the fire on the chair goes out and Skorpio pulls the rope, weakened and burned by the fire, and it breaks. The hot chair falls to the side as Skorpio rolls to the side of the ring, almost going for the water before remembering the electricity flowing through it. JP: That was just sadistic.. I'm speechless.
Ray: Is it hot in here... or is it just Skorpio?Jake turns around to catch a glimpse of Hyper Elf before a trash can covers his head. Hyper Elf dropkicks the trashcan over Jake's head into his face, sending him falling hard with a crash. Hyper takes a steel pipe and begins to beat the can in with it, smashing parts into Jake's arms, chest, and face. He holds it up and bashes it across the top of the can then, smashing the can into Jake's skull. Vladimir finally gets to one knee, pulling the bag of thumbtacks off his head and them pouring down across his body as he does, the metal glinting in the lights. All across the right side of Vladimir's face, flat end of thumbtacks stand out, the points pressed deeply into Vlad's flesh. Thumbtacks seemed to be everywhere, Vladimir having ones stuck in the back of his head, some pressed into ears and eyebrows, his forehead coated, a dozen or so sticking into his mouth through the flesh and muscle of his labret, palette, and lips. Ray begins to feel a little sick. JP: Vladimir looks like a human pin cushion! This is just getting barbaric!Vladimir gets up slowly and stumbles, falling back down to one knee and then falling over to the side. After a moment, he uses the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet. He stumbles like he might fall back down, but remains standing somehow. JP: The man can barely walk, someone please just end this match!Hyper comes after Vladimir and Vladimir hits him in the eye with the brass knucks. Hyper grabs onto the ropes with one hand and holds his eye with the other. Vladimir stomps on the back of Hyper's knee and then the other, dropping him down onto both knees. He grabs Hyper's hair and begins to drill punches into Hyper's forehead again and again and again. Vladimir pulls a knife from his pocket and begins to cut into Hyper's forehead with it, Hyper grunting and yelling. After a moment, Vladimir pulls a small piece of flesh from Hyper's forehead and holds it up with a sadistic smile. He opens his mouth and dangles it near it before lowering it and chewing and swallowing it. JP and Ray each grab their puke buckets and fill them halfway. Skorpio gets back up and looks at Jake Diamond as he pulls the trashcan off of his head, looking for payback for the chair on his back. Skorpio takes a length of barbed wire and begins to choke Jake with it, but Jake gives him a thumb to the eye. Skorpio wraps the wire around Jake's throat and pulls him to his feet. He brings the wire over Jake's and his shoulder and bends over, hoisting Jake off of his feet with it. Jake pulls at the wire, trying to free himself as he wheezes, looking for air. Skorpio jumps up and drops down onto his knees, Jake slamming against his back and the wire pulling tighter before Skorpio lets go. Jake barely has the energy to pull the wire from around his throat and lays face down on the mat. JP: Ohhh... The future is wishing he wasn't in the present now!Ray pukes again thinking about Vladimir eating Hyper's flesh. Vladimir licks Hyper's forehead, then looks over to Skorpio and to Jake. Skorpio looks to Vladimir and they shrugs and trade off. Skorpio locks in a tight headlock on Hyper Elf and wrenches it tightly. He takes his free hand and digs his fingers into Hyper's pulpy forehead, tearing into the bloody meat with his fingernails. After a moment, Hyper reaches up and grabs Skorpio by the hair. He plants his feet on the mat and uses them to push himself up, setting his head under Skorpio's chin. He then drops down with a massive jawbreaker, the momentum and whiplash effect of it tossing Skorpio back and onto the mat. Vladimir grabs an old telephone from one of the cans and wraps the cord around Jake's neck, sitting on his back and choking him more. Vladimir yells out "RING, RING! ...HELLO!...". He looks to Jake.. "It's for you!", then slams the phone against the side of Jake's head, busting part of the plastic. Ray: Ha, ha! That was funny!JP: It's not a smart idea to make a mockery of Jake, though. That man already has a LOT of aggression!As Skorpio gets up and turns slowly, he gets nailed by a Hyperline and Hyper and Skorpio lay near unconscious on the mat. Vladimir laughs at his little joke and then starts strangling Jake further. Jake reaches around and finds the staplegun at his side, then lifts it up and presses the end of it to Vladimir's eye and pulls the trigger, sending Vladimir dropping to the mat in pain, seemingly convulsing as he covers his eye with both hands. Jake unwraps the cord from his neck and slowly raises to his feet, looking around at the bloody massacre and even letting out a slight chuckle as he notices that the pool water has gained a red tint. TBCB Skorpio ((Sorry guys, I got angry again...))
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Post by jericho3 on Feb 22, 2007 0:57:33 GMT -5
Jake looks around then Gets onto the turnbuckles and holds his hands up in victory. Skorpio Gets up and realises Jake hasnt noticed him then He grabs even more thumbtacks and puts them on the mat then he Gets on the same turnbuckle as Jake and gives him a superplex onto the thumbtacks.
JP:Absolute madness and what is it with Skorpio and ThumbTacks.
Ray:Jake doesnt even know Skorpio was up or Skorpio hit him with the superplex.
Skorpio then laughs realising Vlad is getting up He then Yells at Vlad "Vlad you and me can easily win this together you and me work as a team and take them out"
Vlad agrees they decide to make Hyper Suffer then Eliminate Jake.
Vlad then runs at hyper and gets him in a Cobra Clutch. Skorpio looks in one of the trash Cans and finds a Ring Bell. Then he says "It is time for a little DING DING DING".
Skorpio then runs to Hyper and whams the Bell On his 3 times this is what happened.
Slam "DING" Slam "DING" "and finally a little DING" SLAM. Hyper is knocked out cold and the worse part was in the cobra clutch vlad kept yanking at Hypers Ripped flesh and Skorpio hit the DING DING DING on the ripped flesh.
Vlad and Skorpio turn their attention to Jake and see him getting up. Vlad then runs as Skorpio sets up for a Super Lionsault pin.
Vlad then lays even more thunbtacks down then lays Slams Jake with a Powerbomb Onto them then lays him on his belly. Skorpio runs jumps over Jake and Jumps onto the second ropes and flys off of them doing a backflip connecting belly to belly with Jake then Skorpio instantly gets up and runs At the other ropes Jumping over Jake again but this time Jumps onto the top rope and Flys doing a backflip Landing on Jake. The thumbtacks are buried in deep. Skorpio then Pins Jake.
1......2......just as it is about to be a three count vlad has done a knee drop onto them breaking the count.
Skorpio then Runs at vlad and Slams Him then Gives him a Walls Of Jericho pulling as hard as he can then Hyper gets up. Hyper gives a hyperline onto Skorpio Just before Vlad was going to tap. Skorpio then Gets Nailed by a chair shot walking around like a drunk then comes into conciousness 5minutes later to be met by an astonishing Diamond Cutter.
JP:Oh My God This is madness, this proves how much people want this title.
Ray:You still want to go with jake because Vlad and Skorpio are ruling. Especially Skorpio he is on FIRE ooooohhhoooohoooohh.
JP:I know what you mean.
Ray:You think hes on fire too alright.
JP:No he is on Fire Vlad just literally set him on fire.
Skorpio is running around with his head on fire he then runs at the pool then realises it is electric then a pirhana comes up and Jumps at his face but missing and getting his back where the pirhanas got him last time. jake then realises that the fire from the chair and his hair had made his back where the piranhas ate his flesh even worse and another piranha just got it.
Skorpio then sees Hyper running at him going for a hyperline when Skorpio steps aside and gets nailed by a missile drop kick by Jake. Jake then runs at Hyper and nails him with a Diamond Cutter.
Skorpio then gets up and sees vlad nailing Jake with a springboard moonsault. Skorpio then hits an I killed the dinosaurs which he learnt from his Brother.
TBC by anyone
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Feb 22, 2007 17:16:40 GMT -5
*The madness continues as Hyper Elf comes from nowhere and drives his knee into the back of Skorpio's leg. Hyper Elf grabs a golf club and tees' it up across Skorpio's ear.
As Hyper Elf goes to town on Skorpio, Jake Diamond manages to get himself up to one knee and reaches into his tights for some object. The Elf tosses the club to the ground and walks over to Jake Diamond, who quickly puts whatever is in his hands into his mouth. Hyper grabs Jake by his hair and pulls him up to his feet, when Jake instantly spits a red mist into Hyper Elf's face. As The Elf tries rubbing it out of his eyes, Jake levels him out with a step-up Enzuirgiri.*
JP: Jake is going over to Vladimir now and is... helping him up? How would he benefit by helping the most dangerous man here?
Ray: Did you that powder in Hyper's eyes? It makes me sad that Jake spits instead of-
*JP slaps Ray to the back of the head, as the madness ensues.
Vlad tries to bring a wild right hand across Jake's face but is stopped. Jake whispers something into his ear and points at the two remaining men. Vlad gets a sadistic grin on his face and nods at Jake's seemingly masterminded plan. Vlad grabs a chair from nearby as Jake reaches into his ring boot for something. As Jake continues to search through his boots, Vlad gives Hyper Elf and Skorpio a few quick shots, when Jake finally pulls out a screw driver. Vlad nods in agreement and puts Skorpio in a camel clutch, as Jake viciously and relentlessly digs and scrapes the screwdriver into Skorpio's skull.*
Ray: Jake sure is good at screwing! I could use a man like that around...
JP: Looks like they're done with Skorpio for now... That was just a terrible thing to do.
*Vlad releases the hold and Skorpio's face slams into the mat. Jake excitedly hurries over to Hyper Elf, but is stopped and whispered something that makes him stopped dead in his tracks and laugh like a Hyena in agreement.
Jake grabs one of the chairs and pours lighter fluid on it while Vladimir lays the stomps onto the back of Hyper Elf. Jake grabs some matches and brings the chair over, as Vlad places Hyper's head between his legs and under hook both of his arms. Jake places the chair directly under Hyper's head and drops the match sending a up a tower of flames. Vlad drives Hyper's face into the flaming chair with a Skesis Driver. Jake tosses the chair into the pool while Hyper rolls around the ring, a screaming and blooding mess, while The Coven stands proudly at the carnage they've created.*
Ray: Skorpio's beautiful face and Hyper's fantastic hair are destroyed! I don't want to watch this match anymore JP, stop it.
JP: If I had the power to stop it I would Ray! What people would do for a small piece of golden hardware...
*Vladimir Strife's and Jake Diamond's celebration doesn't last very long, as they quickly back off of each other into separate corners. Jake grabs a half destroyed light tube, and scoops some salt that just happens to be nearby, while Vlad grabs a large piece of lumber igniting a roar of the crowd.
Both men approach each other with caution, but Vlad is the one to make the first move. He swings the board at Jake's head but he ducks under it, and he quickly swings it back across his legs but Jake dodges it again with a jump. Vladimir lunges it at Jake but he side steps out of the way, and both swing their weapons at each other, sending the light tube into broken shards of glass. Vlad smiles and brings his board back, but Jake quickly tosses his handful of salt into Vlad's bloodied face.*
JP: Face buster on Vlad. "The Future" is grape vining Vladimir Strife's legs... He's got the standing Figure Four Leglock applied, Vlad's going to tap!
Ray: Does it really matter JP? Listen to the crowd, they're loving it!
*Jake falls back onto Vlad's legs, locking the pain of the leglock even more securely. Vlad screams out loud, but tries to roll over to his other side, to reverse the pressure. Jake quickly hops up, crushing Vlad's idea of reversing.
Meanwhile, Skorpio uses some help from the ropes to get up to his feet. After the first step, he stumbles and falls back into the turnbuckle but gets his motor controls under control. He grabs the trash can lid beside him and hits the grape vined knees of Jake Diamond and Vladimir Strife. He grabs a chair and puts it under the legs, and places the trash can lid on top of the legs. He slowly makes his way to the top turnbuckle and dives off, driving a double foot stomp onto the legs of Jake Diamond and Vlad.*
JP: You've got to be kidding me! If their legs aren't broken then it's a miracle!
Ray: Ouch, I wonder if that hurt as much as it looked...
JP: What kind of stupid question is that? Your lucky I'm calling this match, or else I'd call you a moron!
Ray: Hey JP, moron has a brother and his name is shut up!...
*Skorpio takes a few seconds to recover and sees the slowly raising and shaking Hyper Elf. Skorpio looks inside a trash can and pulls out a long metal pipe. He runs over to Hyper Elf and nails him across his arm, sending The Elf to one knee. Skorpio stretches out Hyper's arm and strikes it a couple more times.
Vlad crawls out of the disfigured figure four leglock and struggles to get to his feet. He eventually does so and quickly grabs Jake's legs and flips him over into a jackknife pin. Jake lifts up a shoulder after a near three count. Too tired to be shocked, Vlad simply rolls over to his side and tries to get back up to his feet.
Skorpio takes the pipe again and brings its across Hyper's back. Hyper drops like a bag of bricks, as Skorpio stands glorifying at his favor. He steps to the side and pulls the pipe back, awaiting the gaining Jake and Vlad as they gain minor consciousness.*
JP: Skorpio might just win this! He's got Hyper Elf incapacitated, and Jake and Vlad have almost wasted everything in their bag of tricks...
Ray: Yeah but Skorpio might not be in it for long, he looks like he's lost allot of blood. I can't watch this anymore JP!
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Post by Hayabusa on Feb 22, 2007 17:51:28 GMT -5
Damn guys your gonna make it hard to figure out who is next LOL..Keep it up though Good Stuff
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Post by Tommy Musashi on Feb 22, 2007 21:30:15 GMT -5
Skorpio waits for Jake and Vlad to get up which seemed like ages, and even then they only reached up to their knees. He gets a little impatient as he comes walking in and golf swinging the pipe into his jaw, possibly fracturing the futures lower jaw bone. Skorpio spots the opportunity and lifts up one of Jakes legs for the pin. The audience follows the chant with the referee up to the 2 count until Vlad comes in with and elbow drop and saves Diamond from elimination. JD: I still think that’s kind of odd. These two fight each other like crazy, yet still save each others ass!Ray: Possibly the bond they have with the stable?JD: Good thinking Ray.Ray pulls out an application to possibly join the coven. JD: *sigh* I should of known it was too good to be true.Vlad pulls up Skorpio, all the way up into a vertical suplex position. He holds him up for a few seconds before dropping the man onto the leftover tacks, the piercing pain causing his voice to let out a defeaning yell. The hardcore champion turns around only to be met by a flying DDT off of the turnbuckle on an open chair that Hyper placed up when no one was looking. Hyper breaths before getting up again and spotting everyone out and down, but Jake Diamond begins to awake. A few grunts from the Future proved that. Jake was moving at a Funeral pace, so this gave Hyper enough time to search for an appropriate weapon. He digs into one of the trash cans, throwing out weapons over his head that wouldn’t work in his mind, one of them being an angry frightened Cat that “happened” to fly right into Jake Diamond, the feline clawing, scratching, and gripping to his face. This caused “The future” to panic running around the ring, the cat hissing along wherever Jakes face went. JD: look at this! It’s hilarious! Even the audience is enjoying this!Ray: Jake is a sexy man, but when a cat gets in there.. I can’t help but to laugh myself!With JD, Ray, and the entire arena laughing at the scene Hyper finally finds the right weapon. Jake proceeds to get the cat off of his face, but that feline hangs on like it was its last life. Suddenly, Jakes eyes cleared up and he didn’t have the furry animal in front of him. Instead stood Hyper Elf, who knocked the cat off of his face with a barbed wire bo staff. Jake seems pleased and thanks Hyper. The elf nods then thrusts one end into Diamonds stomach and follows it up with a strike to the back of his neck. Hyper chuckles seeing both the coven down but his pride didn’t last long with Skorpio springing off the ropes and performing an excellent flying head-scissors take-down. JD: When you think someone gets the advantage, and you think the mans going to happen. Something else happens that flips the table around!Ray: What table?OOC: sorry guys, I kind of don't like long posts. tbc
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Post by jericho3 on Feb 23, 2007 2:27:23 GMT -5
Skorpio realises he is the last man standing then he looks through a trash can to find only a lighter, a Gas can and some thumbtacks then suddenly a table has been thrown into the ring.
Skorpio looks stunned then he sets the table up near the Turnbuckle then chucks the thumbtacks onto it. Vlad is getting up so Skorpio shouts out "We will work together to eliminate hyper or jake or both you will probbly pick hyper and he is the most damaged so we will take him then free for all and you had better not help Jake." Vlad agrees skorpio removes his hand from vlads neck. Then Vlad picks up hyper and gets him ready for a chokeslam from the turnbuckle right near the table then just as Skorpio has lit the table Skorpio gets on the turnbuckle to and they give hyper a double chokeslam through the flaming table with thumbtacks on it. Then Skorpio gets to the turnbuckle and hits hyper with a swanton bomb. Vlad then hits a Camel clutch for 1 minute then Skorpio goes for the cover then Jake wants Pay Back so he picks up the cat and chucks it onto The flaming hyper. Breaking the pin at a two count.
Skorpio and Vlad run at Jake for spoiling there chance to eliminate Hyper. Skorpio then runs and slams Jake with a Full nelson then Vlad slams Skorpio with a celtic cross. Vlad picks up the screwdriver and starts at Hypers already opened head then takes it and whams it into skorpios head then makes a hole and widens it in Jakes. Vlad turns Skorpio over and Uses the Screwdriver onto skorpios ripped back flesh.
OOC:Does anyone read all the post like me or just some of it. also sorry i didnt use announcers i forgot.
TBC by anyone in match or hawkeye to eliminate
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Post by Hayabusa on Feb 23, 2007 9:17:38 GMT -5
As Vlad continues to drive the Screwdriver into Skorpio Jake and Hyper almost dead each stumble as they try to get up. Vlad keeps the sadistic grin on his face as Skorpio continues to Scream.
JP:Vlad is a maniac, God he could kill someone for this title.
Ray: I don't know how much I can take of this, Vlad eat a chunk of Hypers flesh, thumbtacks and screwdrivers removed more flesh, I think if I see one more disgusting thing I will end up losing what ever stuff I have left in my stomach.
Hyper and Jake look at each other blood running down there faces they see Vlad just driving the screwdriver into the back of Skorpio, Both Jake and Hyper charge at Vlad Jake pulls up and Hyper elbow Vlad in the face knocking him off Skorpio who lays there in a puddle of his own blood. Jake seeing his chance picks up the bloodied Skorpio locks up with him supporting him and whips Skorpio to wards the open ring area to wards the pool. Jake wanting to make sure follows behind Skorpio who stumbles before hitting the edge of the mat and Jake tries to put on the the brakes and falls onto the mat outside to the dismay of the crowd.
JP:Damn! that was almost bad for the Future there.
Ray: Damn what are these people going to look like after the match?
Hyper picks up Vlad punches him several times in the face then whips him into the corner, Hyper charges at Vlad but climbs the turnbuckle and hits a hurricanranna. Hyper with the renewed energy goes to the other turnbuckle and perches on it waiting for Skorpio to stand up. Skorpio has trouble as he gets to one knee the blood dripping from him. Skorpio tries to reach for the ropes but hits air and falls to the ground again, Skorpio finely stands up and Hyper jumps off attempting a hurricanranna but while trying to pull the move off Skorpio blocks the attempt and indistinctly jumps off the apron into the pool Power bombing Hyper and eliminating himself as well. The crowd cheers as a big explosion is heard and a load of smoke fills the area masking everything. The Special people in suits hurry into the pool to rescue Hyper and Skorpio.
JP:Oh my God! I don't think Skorpio realized what he did? Guess he forgot then again he did have his brains screwed out by Vlad..Oh god Ray don't you dare say anything about that.
Ray: You know JP I wish Vlad would screw my brains out..Ouch why did you hit me? This should be good though as only Jake and Vlad are left and they both are on the same team.
OOC: IT was difficult to pick the final two you all did well it is now out of my hands Vlad vs Jake.
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Feb 23, 2007 15:07:42 GMT -5
*Jake Diamond and Vladimir Strife slowly get to their feet and watch as the men in the special suits pull Skorpio and Hyper Elf out of the now crimson colored pool. Jake's forehead, cheek, and neck stream down his body as he observes the staring Vlad who himself is wearing a crimson mask. The audience is in an uproar as they watch the two men measure each other up and circle around each other. Jake finally stops and reaches out his hand in a sign of sportsmanship. Vlad hesitantly and slowly grabs and shakes.* JP: Great display of spots- Low blow! That was the most dirtiest this Jake could have possibly done, Vladimir trusted him!Ray: It's every man for themselves JP, and Jake was doing what it takes to win.*Jake grabs the back of Vlad's head and drives his face into the mat. The Future grabs an empty trash can and the staple gun. He drags Vlad near one of turnbuckles and staples Vlad's pants and boots to the mat. Jake Diamond heads to the top turnbuckle with the trash can and puts himself inside of it while Vlad tries to pull himself away. Jake blindly flies off the top turnbuckle and crushes himself inside of the trash can on top of Vlad. Jake's body that's trapped inside the trash can slowly rolls off of Vlad, but in a gravely fashion. The fans hop up to their feet in anticipation to see who gets up first.* JP: Jake must still have some moves in his bag of tricks, but he may have just sealed his own fate after that high risk maneuver.Ray: Jake Diamond really knows how to get himself in a nice tight area!*Jake sits up and pops the trash can off of his body, put quickly falls back down holding his side. Vlad sits himself up and tries to get himself up but is still stuck to the mat. He grabs his feet and pulls them off first, and has great difficulty taking his pant leg off of the mat. Jake Diamond rolls onto his stomach and pushes himself off of the ground while Vlad tries to pull away his leg. Jake quickly grabs the stapler and puts a couple staples into Vlad's arm, sending out a scream of pain into the air. Jake rips Vlad off the mat and takes him out with a snap thrust kick. Jake send his hands straight up in the air in the shape of a diamond, resulting in a resounding response of boos from the audience.* JP: Jake's tossing Vlad around like a rag doll. Wait he's going up to the top rope for that new finisher he's been wanting to show us!Ray: It's called The Prophecy JP, get your-JP: Corkscrew Shooting Star Press! Vlad got his knees up on it!Ray: It's so rude to interrupt JP.*Jake holds his stomach and rolls over as Vlad starts to get up to his feet. He quickly drives his knee into the side of Jake's face, making him double over. Vlad grabs Jake's head and applies a buffalo sleeper and swings him wildly around while it's applied. Jake starts to push himself up to his feet but Vlad pulls him back to the ground by locking in a backpack type of leg scissors. Jake slowly begins to zone in and out while the sleeper hold is locked in, but still manages to attempt to grab at the ropes. Vlad moves the body scissors up even higher onto Jake's body and begins to squeeze the life out of his chest like a spider.* JP: Vlad basically has the scissors locked in at the upper base of Jake so even if he does try to get up the weight would be too much.Ray: I need somebody like Vlad at my house, do you see how close he likes to shove his crotch into his opponents face, it's wonderfull...*As the last bits of breath escape from Jake's body a sudden jolt of energy shoots through him. With one arm, he starts pounding away at Vlad's legs but Vladimir returns the favor by smashing head butts into Jake's skull. Jake with a last resort, grabs onto Vlad's hair and starts pulling like there is no tomorrow. Vlad immediately releases the hold but quickly grabs the half broken kendo stick laying beside him. As Jake gets up and turns around the shinai is jabbed into his throat, knocking Jake back over instantly. Vlad throws down the stick and grabs a armful of barbed wire.* JP: Vlad is tying it around Jake's neck like a dog chain and is dragging him to the ropes, oh god don't tell me...Ray: What? Do I have a boogie?JP: What? No, well a little bit... Vladimir just tossed Jake over the top rope and is hanging him like Saddam!*Vlad pulls the barbed wire strand back, as Jake dangles over the pool holding onto the noose trying to save his life. Vlad lets out a sigh of relief and lets go. Vlad drops to his knees in celebration, but Jake continues to keep himself into the match by holding onto the top rope. The Future skins the cat back into the ring and gives Vlad a quick kick to the back of the head. Jake walks in front of Vlad looking for a light tube, but Vlad grabs onto the barbed wire still hanging from Jake's neck, and pulls Jake Diamond back to the ground.* JP: incredible athleticism by these two incredible individuals! Vlad is dragging Jake into the corner and... tying his neck to the turnbuckle? Jake is basically a dog now!Ray: If Jake is willing to lie down and let my rub his belly he can be a dog anyday...(((OOC: Sorry it took so long, my glitchy computer is glitching again )))
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Post by jericho3 on Feb 23, 2007 16:24:18 GMT -5
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I really wanted to win my first title I just had to say vlad screwed everyones brains out. Well maybe Someday I will win my Hardcore Title it is rightfully mine. Even though I have never held it before. Also When will i get another shot for it hehehe just curious.I also knew a bit that hawkeye would eliminate me soon though I knew he wouldnt make me the champion but i still had a bit of hope. also sorry for posting if I wasnt allowed but leave it up here and laso I am gonna continue reading this.
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Post by Hayabusa on Feb 23, 2007 16:40:08 GMT -5
Skorpio it was a hard decsion when I had to figure out what to do, You impressed me with your posts they were a little rough starting out but you refined them as it went along. It was really, really hard I ended up flipping a coin to decide unfortenly I put you at Tails and it came it up Heads...As for when your get another title shot Skorpio with regards to the Hardcore title its all about wanting to defend the belt against who ever. Hyper I feel bad for you losing a chunk of your forehead but it was a good read. Boy talk about interesting with two coven members as the last people standing. Damn Coin tosses LOL.
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 24, 2007 0:30:14 GMT -5
((OOC: LMAO! My computer's been glitchy for a while now. I typed up a post like immediately after Hawk posted the elimination and my computer froze and wouldn't send it. What's so funny though is it started off with Vladimir putting his hand out, Jake going to shake it, and Vladimir kicking him in the nuts. And in it, JP said that's not right and Ray said Jake was probably thinking the same thing))
Vladimir walks out of Jake's reach and watches as he struggles to get ahold of Vlad, strangling himself with the barbed wire. Vladimir begins to laugh and knees Jake in the stomach. Vladimir grabs Jake by the hair and headbutts him, Jake stumbling back and falling on his bottom. Vlad steps back a few paces then runs forward, giving a soccer-like kick to Jake's chest that forces him onto his back. Then hooking Diamond's legs, Vladimir gives an evil grin before dropping onto his back to catapult JD. Jake begins to fly forward but is stopped by wire still around his neck, choking tightly against his throat and pulling him back.
Vladimir taunts the crowd, feeling that this one was in the bag at this point. Part of them cheer, the fans being split between the 2 men they normally would boo out of the ring any other night. While he is playing it up, Jake finally gets himself free from the entanglement. He looks around at all the weapons and picks up the chair.
Vladimir finally turns back to his opponent, but a little too late. As his eyes meet Jake's, Jake thrusts the chair forward, slamming the metal bar across the top of it into Vladimir's mouth. He then throws the chair down and grabs ahold of Vladimir, bringing him down onto the chair with a spike piledriver.
JP: Jake is just relentless at this point. This boy has no give to him. Ray: I hope you're wrong! Jake can't the greedy type of guy to take and not give back! JP: ... I was talking about the match... *smacks the back of Ray's head*
Diamond picks Vladimir back up and twists his arm, holding it for a moment before yanking on it a few times as if trying to rip it out of socket. Jake pulls Vladimir to the corner and gets ready for the Riverside Dive, but Vladimir pushes him over the rope. Jake grabs the top rope and holds tightly to it with all he has. Vladimir swings hard and slams his forearm against the side of Jake's face, but he still holds on. He runs and hits the ropes, coming back to try to baseball slide into Jake's thighs. Jake skins the cat and Vladimir almost slides right out of the ring, barely being able to stop himself.
JP: ALMOST! Vladimir was just able to stop his momentum, but that was almost the end of the bad lad. Ray: ...He is a bad lad... a naughty little boy... JP: What is wrong with you!?
Jake waits for Vladimir to slowly get up and goes for the Diamond Cutter. Vladimir shoves him off though and Jake uses the momentum to hit the ropes and come back, aiming for a clothesline. Vladimir ducks it and grabs Jake's head for a Sinnerplex. Jake pulls his leg back, hitting Vladimir in the groin. The Future runs forward and bounces off the ropes again, coming back at Vladimir. Vladimir ducks into it and quickly picks Jake up with a fireman's carry. He wastes no time throwing Jake's legs into the air for a Painkiller, but Jake grabs Vladimir's head and finally nails the Diamond Cutter. The audience stands to their feet in applause at the action.
JP: What action! What athleticism by these men! The fans are LOVING it! Ray: And why wouldn't they? These 2 are beating the hell out of each other and getting all worked up and sweaty... I love it!
Jake gets up, but instead of going for the pin, he goes for the exploding barbed wire board. Jake carefully moves it slowly and moves it on top of Vladimir, the barbed wire sitting across the front of Vladimir's body. Jake climbs to the top turnbuckle and looks at Vladimir, giving a taunt to the fans that are all now standing.
JP: NO! Not this! He's gone crazy! Ray: I have to see this... DO IT!
To Ray's happiness, Jake Diamond leaps off of the turnbuckle and flips backwards, his chest slamming down onto the board with his landing. As he hits, explosives go off on the underside of the board and some smoke rises from the sides.
Ray: The Prophecy has been fulfilled!!!
TBCB Jake
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Post by Jake Diamond/Pavor Nocturnus on Feb 24, 2007 20:46:16 GMT -5
(((OOC: Whoa talk about a creepy coincidence lol.)))
*As the smoke clears, Jake is seen rolled off the board and spread eagle catching his breath while Vlad lies motionless underneath the board. "Holy Sh*t" chants echo from the audience as the two men lie like carcasses from the amazing high flying move.
Nearly a minutes passes when the first sight of life is seen on Jake as he tries to roll himself onto his stomach. He tries to push himself up but eventually gives up and starts to crawl toward Vlad who is still lying lifelessly under the board.*
JP: Even after nearly killing himself Jake Diamond still fights for that damn title! I wouldn't count Vladimir out just yet, he's not willing to give up his winning streak.
Ray: Look at it this way JP, if Vladimir losses and Jake wins then we'll probably see them fight each other an other time...
*Jake drags himself to the board and pushes himself up using the leverage from it. He drags the barbed wired board off of the lifeless Vlad and tosses it under the ropes and into the electric pool. He grabs the dented trash can and brings it by Vladimir. Jake lifts Vlad up and attempts a powerbomb and spirals him around in the direction of the trash can, but Vlad counters it into a DDT. Jake's skull flattens the trash can like a fat person sitting on a lawn chair. Vladimir rolls over and attempts to catch his breath while the near incapacitated Jake Diamond grabs his head in pain.*
JP: The momentum just got shifted into Vladimir Strife's favor, lets just hope he can capitalize...
Ray: Hey JP, that trash can must look like you after your wife hops off of you after- Ouch... Ok, I deserved that one.
*Vlad gets up to his feet, but stumbles over the the turnbuckle with spaghetti legs. He falls back and rests while Jake starts to pull himself up with help from the ropes. Vladimir casually reaches into his boot and pulls out an ice pick, and raises it into the air with a tremendous uproar from the audience.
As Jake gets back up to his feet, he's quickly knocked back down with a stiff clothesline from Vladimir. Vlad mounts onto Jake's back and starts digging the pick into Jake's shoulder blade, sending a horrifying scream throughout the arena. Vlad smiles manically as he continues to dig the ice pick deeper and deeper into his shoulder.*
JP: That's disgusting! What must be going through Vladimir's head, Ray?
Ray: I'm not sure but the way he's sticking in that pick is making me think about things, JP.
*Vlad jabs in the ice pick a few more times then tosses it to the outside of the ring. He grabs a coil of barbed wire and wraps it around Jake's severely cut shoulder. Vlad then grabs the staple gun and staples the barbed wire around Jake's shoulder and bicep. He grabs as much of the remaining salt in the ring he can and puts it inside of a half broken light tube. Vlad lifts Jake up and gives him and arm drop onto the mat, sending out another scream of absolute pain. Vlad picks up the light tube and smashes it and sends the salt onto Jake's bloodied arm, making Jake roll around the ring like a dead fish. Jake Diamond, in too much pain to scream, continues to roll around the ring holding onto his cut up arm.*
JP: Vladimir must've been playing possum the entire match because he's basically torturing Jake, and the fans are loving it!
Ray: Yeah no kidding JP, look it he's Irish Whipping Jake off the ropes...
JP: The Future ducked a clothesline attempt, and replied with a clothesline of his own! He threw his arm that's stapled with barbed wire across Vlad's throat!
*Jake lies flat after the huge clothesline, but still in too much pain to do anything about it, while Vlad sits up and spits up a tremendous amount of blood. Jake manages to get up to a three point stance but turns to face Vladimir, and screams at him to get up.
Vlad gets himself up to one knee but Jake wastes no time and spears his barbed wired arm into the already bloodied back of Vladimir Strife. Vlad gets steamrolled over and lacks the strength to move in pain, only sending out yells, while Jake hops around the ring grabbing his decimated arm. Both men lay in funeral like fashion as the fans stand on their feet in appreciation of these two competitors.*
JP: Out of the ring these two may be heartless and ignorant jerks, but inside the ring you can't help but respect them. Isn't this a beautiful sight Ray?
Ray: It'd be more beautiful if I was laying in the middle of a George Clooney and Robert DeNiro sandwich...
JP: What is wrong with you? You really know how to ruin a moment.
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Feb 25, 2007 8:57:38 GMT -5
Jake begins to stir first, seeming to be trying to figure out where he is. Looking around, he sees Vladimir laying down on the mat and begins to crawl over to him. Jake lays with his back on Vladimir and raises his hand to count along with the referee.
1..2...
Vladimir kicks out and grabs Jake's arm that's wrapped in barbed wire, flipping Jake onto his stomach and locking in a Fujiwara armbar. Pulling the arm up as hard as he can, Vladimir yells out in frustration as Jake lays there in pain, refusing to give up. Vladimir grabs the barbed wire that is stapled to Jake's arm and pulls on it, ripping out some of the staples in Jake's arm and shoulder. A few more yanks and some screaming by Jake sees the barbed wire coming off, the staples ripped through Jake's skin. Jake still refuses to give up.
JP: The resiliency of Jake is magnificent. Even through all of this pain, he still refuses to give up! Ray: But It doesn't matter what you had for dinner! It's only a title.. it's not worth going through all this.. barbed wire, ice picks, thumbtacks, steel chairs, electric water... just for a belt? JP: Tsk.. tsk.. tsk. You really don't get it. That belt says that you're the best or the best, the top dog of your division. It's one of the greatest honors you can earn, that's why.
Vladimir wraps his legs around Jake's thighs and rolls him over into a sitting position. Vladimir takes his arm closest to Jake's head and wraps that around Jake's head. Resting his side on Jake's shoulder, Vladimir moves his legs into a scissors on Jake's abdomen as he pulls Jake's arm back to one side using one arm and his head to the other with his other arm. Jake yells out in pain as it feels like his arm is about to be ripped off.
JP: Oh god! How is Jake still holding on through this!? Ray: I have no idea...
Vladimir lets go of the hold, frustrated that Jake won't give up and looks down menacingly at Jake. Another sadistic smile comes to Vlad's face as another twisted idea comes into his head. He reaches down and pulls Jake up to his feet. Jake suddenly jumps up and presses his shins and knees into Vlad's chest, reaching forward and grabbing Vlad's head with his hands, dropping down to the mat on his back.
JP: JAKE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH AN INVERTED BACKCRACKER! Ray: I thought he was done for! JP: I did too... but I guess we forgot that we're in for a hell of a ride, Ray. Both of these men are from the Coven and love them or hate them, they're damn good.
Jake gets up to his feet first and waits for Vladimir to get up. As Vladimir gets onto his hands and knees, Jake jumps up and plants both feet hard on Vlad's back, dropping him back down. As Vlad tries to get up a second time, Jake gives him a soccer kick to the gut, causing Vladimir to roll around. The third try is met with a dropkick to the head.
JP: Jake's really coming down on him, not even allowing Vladimir time to get to his feet. Ray: The fans are loving this... Who would have thought? They hate these guys usually.
Jake acts as though he feels bad about not letting Vlad get to his feet and lowers his hand to help him up. Vladimir looks up and shakes off the pain a little, grabbing Jake's hand. Instead of pulling him up though, Jake stomps down hard on Vladimir's chest a couple of times. He then does a leg drop onto Vladimir's shoulder and locks Vlad's forearm under his armpit, pushing up on Vlad's elbow with his own forearm. Applying pressure, it begins to twist Vladimir's elbow and shoulder excruciatingly. Vladimir grunts at the pain as Jake screams at him. "Tap! TAP YOU PRICK!!!"
Vladimir struggles, trying to find a way out as he winces hard at the pain. Jake tightens it still, threatening to break it if Vladimir doesn't give up. Vlad pounds his head back against the mat, trying to think of a way to get out of this without having to give up. After a moment, he brings his legs up and gets them in a scissors around Jake's head, pulling him back. Jake holds on tight though and this only serves to twist the arm more, causing Vlad more pain. Suddenly, Vlad growls loudly like a tiger. the sound startles and confuses Jake, putting a perplexed look on his face. Vlad loosens the scissors a little and then slams the side of his foot into Jake's mouth and knows, causing Jake to finally let go of the hold.
JP: Vladimir finally got himself out of that hold, I thought that was going to be the end of this.
Both men take quite a bit of time to rise back up their feet. Jake runs up behind Vladimir and puts his back to his, then locks their arms together and leans forward while pulling on them. Vladimir comes up slowly off of his feet as he tries to fight back against the stretch. After a moment, Vladimir begins to pull back hard, making this a test of strength between Jake and him.
As Jake feels like he is being reversed on this, he lets Vladimir back down to his feet and jumps up, still holding on. Jake pulls his legs back and locks his feet across Vladimir's thigh's, then pulls forward on the arms again. Vladimir grimaces and tries to overpower Jake, but can't do it through the pain.
JP: Another nice move from JD.. This one may end it... Vladimir doesn't look like he can take much more. Ray: Wouldn't that be ironic?.. The man who says he is the king of submission locks giving up.
Vladimir struggles a bit more and gets on arm unhooked from Jake's, relieving some pressure. Jake flails his arm back, trying to rehook Vlad's. Vladimir pulls the arm high and leans back, wrapping the arm around Jake's neck. A look of shock hits Jake's face a moment before Vladimir pulls his arm forward and down, bowing out Jake's torso slightly. Jake let's go of Vladimir's arm and yells out in pain. Vladimir backs up towards the ropes and unwraps the arm from Jake's neck, relieving the pressure as he pushes him back towards the ropes. Jake grabs the ropes tightly and refuses to go out. Vladimir brings his arm back again, this time coming overhead and grabbing onto Jake's chin and pulling it back some. Vlad walks forward, pulling Jake off the ropes, then drops down onto his knees.
JP: Oh my God!!! Did you see that? That was like a backpack Sinnerplex! Jake might be knocked out cold!
The whiplash effect of it sends Jake falling forward hard to the mat face-first. Vladimir unhooks Jake's feet from his thighs and then turns Jake over, going for the pin.
Everybody in the audience is on their feet (except for a very pissed off handicapped gentlemen in section B, row 7, seat 5) as the referee drops to the mat and raises his hand to begin the count.
TBCB Jake.
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Post by The Final Dragon on Feb 25, 2007 9:17:29 GMT -5
ooc i think vlad got mad again
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Post by jake on Feb 25, 2007 16:20:00 GMT -5
OOC- hehe, i have got to Upload this so you guys can see what the REAL one was like.
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