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Post by Dominik Santiago on Mar 4, 2008 17:00:32 GMT -5
Gnarff has that Triangle Choke applied tightly and Dominik seems to be passed out. The ref runs over to Dom as his head has turned completely purple and the rest of the competitors have locked up.
The ref grabs Dom's arm to see if he is conscious, lifts it in the air so the fans can see and drops it and Dom's arm comes crashing to the mat with no life being transfered to his body as he continues to lay motionless in the deadly submission. The ref cautiously grabs his arm a second time, lifts it up and lets it ago and Dom continues to not respond as his arm falls to the mat. One more time the says the ref as he signals to the fans as they wait anxiously.
Ray: Gnarff might get his first fall right here.
Darrell: Yeah! Dom may not even be able to continue this match. Here we go!
The ref lifts Dom's dead arm into the air again and holds it for a brief moment. Gnarff applies the Triangle Choke harder and that may be what awakened Dom because when the ref released his arm Dom became motionless and the arm pulled back right before it hit the canvas.
Dominik tries to battle out by giving his hardest shots to The Butcher. Dom tries his best but when Gnarff doesn't give Dom slides over to the ropes and gets a foot on the bottom.
Ray: Close call for Dom. I didn't think he would regain consciousness!
Darrell: Neither did I. Now Gnarfflinger has to break the hold.
Gnarfflinger releases Dom from the triangle choke and Dom rolls out of the ring and falls to his knees choking gasping for air.
Asari rams HW into the corner and begins punching him in his ribs and thrusting him with her shoulder. Asari hits him with a beautiful kick that was a fast as it was deadly nearly taking his head off. As heavy as he is Asari finds a way to hoist him into the top. Asari climbs up and begins giving him chops, forearms, elbows and anything else you can imagine right in the head of HW. Asari points to the fans and jumps on top of HW's shoulders and tries to pull him off with her legs but Wreckingball doesn't budge. Wreckingball grabs her legs and pulls her up and stands up. Asari tries to squirm out but Wreckingball has her tight. She looks back and takes a deep breath like she was about to dive into an ocean and be under for a while. Wreckingball leaps up and spikes Asari into the mat landing on his but-ox executing a devastating Powerbomb off of the top rope shaking the ring and making the rest of the superstars aware.
THE FANS BEGIN CHANTING HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT AND ASARI LIES MOTIONLESS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Ray: OH MY GOD!!! Asari was just powerbombed off the top of the turnbuckle. What kind of a monster would do something like that to a woman! Powerbomb!
Darrell: Im as shocked as you are. Just when you thought the girl couldn't get any hotter she gets put out like a light. That goes to show when you take a risk by going to the top the only down is getting dropped.
TPK who rested a bit looks down at Asari and Gnarfflinger who sneaks over and tries to cover her. Dom rolls back begins to enter the ring and the referee slides quickly over and begins the count!
TBC
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Post by mika on Mar 5, 2008 13:15:37 GMT -5
the ref counts Gnarf's pin on Asari but TPK, displaying his unwavering loyalty to his Slam Jam nation member, break the count at two. Hes stomps Gnarf away from her but Dom, who just now has gotten fully back into the ring lunges over and pins her. The cunning, sneaky attempt by Dom becomes fruitless because TPK snaps his head back, seeing this and breaks that count also. As with Gnarf, he stomps Dom away from her motionless body. However, yet again he has to rescue her, this time from HWB himself whom covers her. After breaking HWB's pin and stomping him away, he realizes he needs to get Asari away from danger. He lands a few more stomps on the metal fuckin warrior then quickly high tails it over to Asari. He leans down and grabs her by both arms and drags her to the ropes. He slides under the bottom one and pulls her out with him and walks her over to the time keeper area and sits her there. Darrell- What an outstanding show of loyalty, Ray. Asari is completely out cold and all but TPK just tried to take advantage of the easy pin. Ray- Yeah, wish I would have taken advantage of Sledge a little while ago but I missed out. It is a damn good strategy by the two Slam Jammers, they want to make sure they both are the final two in the ring. If that happens then it is all good for Slam Jam Nation because either way, the title will be in SJN.Samson- ehh ohh ehhh ohhhhTPK rolls back into the ring just as Gnarf, who has tossed Dom against the ropes, picks Dom up and spins towards TPK not knowing the psycho one is even there, looking to nail that trademark 360 degree Spinebuster. TPK sneaks in, grasping his hands around the back of the head and neck of Dom and slams downward as Gnarf slams down also with the spinebuster. The opportunistic Neckbreaker/360 spinebuster combo inflicts enough devastation to render Dom motionless for a moment. TPK out quicking the Butcher, kicks him in the head hard, making him roll away. TPK instantly drops down onto Dom and hooks the leg as the ref slides into position and counts one...two....TPK is ripped off, feeling a shooting pain in the side of his face and head, courtesy of the big boot of Human Wrecking Ball finding it's mark. HWB tries a pin attempt of his own but at the last nanosecond, Dom shoots his shoulder up. HWB rolls off of him and goes right to work by picking him up and hoisting him up onto his left shoulder. The Metal Warrior runs and drops Dom face first onto the top turnbuckle, effectively snake eyeing the hard charging rookie. Dom comes stumbling backwards out of the turnbuckle, his left hand holding his face where most of the pain is centered at. Little does he know that HWB has bounced off the ring ropes to his left, bringing his boot up and slamming it with ruthless aggression across the left side of his face. Dom's head snaps violently to the right and he collapses to the canvas. Gnarfflinger, in the meantime, pounces on TPK. Stomping a mudhole in him and walking him dry. The Butcher picks him up, leans down and grabs him by the waist. He then lifts up, bringing the Psycho one straight up into the air then falls backwards, causing TPK to go crashing stomach first onto the top ring rope. TPK's body just stays there, violently bobbing up and down on the ring rope. Gnarf quick bounces off of the ropes opposite him, gaining a harrowing burst of speed as he fast approaches TPK. The Butcher sends a missile like jumping dropkick through the middle and top rope, one foot hitting TPK's sternum, the other foot striking the Psycho ones Face. TPK goes flying upwards and back, automatically dropping to the canvas, holding his face and chest. The Butcher comes to a standing position outside the ring. The fans applauding the move by him. Suddenly, Ray and Darrell start making gagging type noises over the headsets. The camera feed switches to the announce table and off to the side, next to Darrell is a big pile of Manure (Donkey Sh*t). TPK's steed Samson, having given Ray and Darrell a little giftie pooh. Darrell-*half gagging* TPK you son of a bitch! Get this thing out of here, my God I am going to suffocate. You getting your ass kicked right now is scaring the living shit out of Samson.Ray- That wretched Steed needs to be put out of it's misery, he is obviously a miserable steed to leave such a horrendous pile of shit! UUUUUGH! I don't EVEN want to know what you do to this poor steed! And you people call me the sick one..sheeesh!HWB picks Dom up but the die hard rookie starts firing back, punching with every fiber of his being, backing the big man up. HWB takes a few extra steps back then lunges in at the rookie only to have the quicker Dom move and push him. HWB goes tumbling through the top and middle ropes to the outside. Dom slides outside too and runs at him from behind, planting both feet between his shoulder blades, causing him to fall forward and down, right into the big pile of manure. Dom, quickly realizes he is in deep shit now, looks back and notices Gnarf bending over TPK. He rolls in, grabbing the Butcher by the back of the hair and placing his head under his arm looking for a reverse DDT. The butcher starts to fight it though, not giving him it. Dom quickly lets go, spins him around so that he is off balance and grabs him by the head, planting him straight down onto the mat with a 3/4 neckbreaker(cutter). he has no chance to enjoy it though, as Asari comes rolling back into the ring and grabs him, sending him through the ropes to the outside where a pissed off to the max HWB awaits him. She turns around and is standing at the head of the fallen Butcher. A electrifying look comes over her face. She slowly brings her right arm up and removes the elbow pad from it. Darrell- is she going to do what I think she is? Are we going to see a People's elbow. I bet she does it better than the Rock. I GUARNDAMNTEE IT!Ray- Yeah! drive that elbow right through that old scraggy ugly Butcher! Do it! Hurry!Samson- EH OHH EH OHHThe fans are going crazy, she removes the pad and tosses it into the fans causing a chaotic scene, each fan grabbing at the piece of sexy memorabilia. She does the whole arm motion thing that the Rock does but then stops, waves her finger as if saying No No. She then reaches down at her top and slowly pulls it off, making the fans go even crazier, especially the men. She tosses it into the crowd, revealing herself to be wearing a sexy white bra with a Black heart design on each of the nipple sections. She yells out "People's Plancha" and slowly sways her hips some and gyrates her shoulders ala old school HBK. From there she runs, bounces off the ropes, jumps over his body and bounces off the other ropes. She goes right into a back flip but twists her body wildly right before coming straight down onto his chest. The Impact forces air from his lungs and causes her to bounce upward some. Darrell*super excited now, grabbing onto Ray and shaking him* LOOK LOOK RAY! SHE IS GOING TO SCORE ANOTHER FALL! PEOPLES PLANCHA, A NEW TRADEMARK, I NEVER SEEN HER DO IT!Ray-*forces his hands off of him* Okay geeez calm down! Hey, she's got him...refs in...ONE...TWO....TBCB anyone else in match.
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Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 5, 2008 23:57:49 GMT -5
The Butcher instinctively kicks out after the Asian Spitfire Goes for the big finish. He knows that he may not survive another elimination. Asari is frustrated at her failure to score the fall, but after cursing, lifts the grizzled veteran to his hands and knees. She bounces off the ropes and drop kicks him in the ribs. Gnarfflinger rolls over and clutches his ribs. Asari hits the same dropkick again, this time the ribs on the other side take the impact, and the Butcher falls under the bottom rope, just narrowly missing Samson's "gift" to the commentators.
Elsewhere, Dominik and Wreck have been trading punches and kicks. Wreckingball blocks a right hand and spins Dominik back first into the steel ring post. Wreck then plants a kick in the midsection of the determined rookie. He then sees the Butcher regaining his hands and knees, and decides to whip him at the Butcher, but Dominik reverses the whip. The Butcher reacts, lunging forward, over the donkey shit and spears Wreck. When they land, the Butcher points out the new environmental hazard on the floor.
HWB: Thanks, I think...
Dominik gets a smug look on his face as he sizes up the Butcher for a running kick to the head, but is thrown from his concentration by a Tarzan like yell. He looks up and sees the Psycho Kid--as he leaps from the top turnbuckle with a less than elegant swanton that hits Dominik, driving both hard into the steel guardrail, and depositing the Kid over the barricade and in the front row.
Crowd: *GHW chant*
Darrel: What a manouver by the Psycho Kid!
Ray: His name is definitely appropriate--he's a psycho!
Gnarfflinger then delivers a charging clothesline to Dominik, and the two lock up in a collar and elbow tie up, while Wreck moves over to lift the Psycho Kid over the railing and delivers a chop to his target. Meanwhile Asari bounces off the far ropes, and sails over the top rope with a cross body that drives all four men into the guardrail!
Crowd: *Holy Shit chant*
Darrel: That's my girl! Asari has taken out all four opponents!
Ray: What a pile up. Too bad it's Asari, Gnarfflinger, the Psycho Kid and Human Wreckingball in the heap...
Samson: Ehhh-Ohhhh!
TBC: Anyone.
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Mar 6, 2008 3:03:10 GMT -5
((Asari gets another fall in her next post.))
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Post by mika on Mar 6, 2008 16:46:43 GMT -5
After some time Asari pulls her body out of the wreckage. She leans back against the barricade, the fans slapping her on the back and shoulder, screaming their lungs out. The Butcher soon shoots a arm up, using the ring apron to support his ascend back up. He stands and rolls back into the ring, Asari following him. She stalks him from behind, slightly crouched, poised to strike. Her feet making no sound as she creeps up closer....closer...closer then at the last second the wiley vetran spins around. He brings the back of his elbow against the right side of her face. She back up, instantly grabbing her cheek as he rushes at her. Just as he is about to make contact with her, he suddenly sees blackness. He awakens right after the refs hand hits the mat for the final time. The ref signals for the bell, another fall for the Asian Spitfire.
Darrell-*in shock at how fast it was* Did...you..even...CATCH that ray? He was coming in, full head of steam and BANG, lights out...Spinning Backfist to the temple. I have never seen that move used so lethal.
Ray-I have to see this on replay, that was so FAST and so devastating.
((Replay comes on showing The Butcher charging in on the seemingless back pedaling, hurt Asari. Then it has to slow down a little extra slow due to the extreme quickness of it. The Spinning backfist slams with evil intentions into the right temple (one of the weakest parts of the head) of Gnarf. His legs collapse underneath him in odd like fashion, his body follows down and backwards onto the mat. The replay speeds up to regular view, showing her pinning him automatically, gaining the three count.))
The remaining competitors whom are now getting up, realize another fall has happened and see that Asari is being handed the mic for her choice. She gets up and takes a deep breath, sweat dripping from her body. She has a look of regret on her face because she knows who she HAS to pick. Fear of him saving his best for the ending, she decides to do what is best for her chances, knowing how great he is and how seasoned.
Asari-I am sorry, I hate to do this but I know what strategy you have. So, Human Wrecking Ball.......Your eliminated.
The crowd give a loud mixed reaction, obviously expecting her to pick Dom or Gnarf. HWB just looks at her, his expression hard to read. He places his hands on his head and lets out a yell of frustration before being escorted up the ramp by officals. Asari drops the mic, the look of regret still on her face.
Ray-YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, she did it Darrell!!!! She got rid of the damn Wrecking Ball! I am starting to see why you Love this girl so much. Now, all we need is for the Butcher to get eliminated and this'll be Heaven!
Darrell-I did not expect that at all, what a shocker Ray! It is very good strategy on her part though, you could tell after that Powerbomb from the top rope that HWB was starting to put it together. It would have been only a matter of time before he started clearing house. Brilliant move by My Girl.
TPK and Dom outside the ring start throwing fists a cuffs. Inside the ring, Asari looks down at the Butcher who still has not fully come around. She thinks that maybe she can get a quickie pin so she quickly pins him again, grabbing both of his legs and hooking them, placing as much weight as she can onto his shoulders as the ref slides in for the back to back possible pin. One..two.....?? TBCB anyone in the ring.
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Post by Dominik Santiago on Mar 6, 2008 19:24:10 GMT -5
Before the ref can get his hand down to signal another pinfall Gnarfflinger some how battle out of the pin pushing Asari off of him. Ray: Thought my women was gonna get back to back falls. Darrell: Yeah I thought we were gonna see some more Asian Dominance. TPK and Dom come to a conclusion with their scuffle as TPK ducks a hard right. TPK then elbows Dom in the head throwing him off guard. TPK then grabs Dom and smacks his head right off the ring post and tosses him into the ring. Ray: Good God! Dom might have been busted open from that shot!
Darrell: Skull on steel! On of them gets the bitter end of that exchange and I can assure you it aint steel. Ray: I'll have to agree with you Dom will be feeling that for the duration of this bout. Asari wastes no time as she takes full advantage of the fallen Dom stomping him in his head trying to open up a cut. Asari is completely relentless in her attack and looks to be on a rampage. The referee pulls Asari off of Dom but she just moves him out of the way and continues her assault. Asari is too focused on punishing Dom that she doesn't see Gnarfflinger rise to his feet. Gnarfflinger bounces off the ropes and flattens Asari with a one arm bulldog and her face gets implanted hard into the canvas. Darrell: Ouch! Asari didn't see that one coming and she might pay the price for it. Gnarfflinger grabs Asari by the head and slowly lifts her up and then puts her head in between his legs and poses. TPK sees what Gnarfflinger is trying to do and scales the top turnbuckle. Gnarfflinger sees TPK and tries to break his hold but Asari clinches onto his legs. TPK leaps into the air and nails The Butcher with a flying clothesline. TPK rolls out of the way to catch his breath and Asari still having Gnarfflinger's legs in her grasp flips over and bridges him into a pinning position. Ray; Good Gracious! What a lethal combination by these two Slam Jammers! The cover and here comes the count. Darrell: Can she do it? The ref counts : 1 2 At the nick of time Dom out of no where elbows Asari in the gut forcing her to fall off of The Butcher breaking up the fall. TPK not happy with Dom rushes at him and nails him with a shoulder tackle. TPK then keeps Dom pinned and laid out with a nice standing leg drop. TPK with his extreme grin on his face stares at Dom. The other opponents are laid out. TPK slowly but carefully climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and signals to the fans and they rise to their feet screaming we want pain and TPK chants. TPK taunts his opponent and waits for him to get to his feet. Ray: HE'S GONNA FLY! HIGH RISK MANEUVER! Darrell: Risky business here and there are no second thoughts. He's jumping look out below!
TPK flies into the air like he was sky diving and Dom having it scouted beyond his years counters with a graceful, standing dropkick hitting TPK square in the mouth leaving both men down on the mat. Darrell: What a counter! Dom scouted it well and TPK's taunting must have bought him some time because that masterful dropkick has just got him outta of a sticky situation. Ray: TPK is down and Dom is starting to come around. I'd go for my second cover if I were him! Dom kneels on his knee and tries to rise to his feet. Asari beats him to his feet and gains the upper hand hitting him with left-right boxing like combinations. Asari Irish Whips Dom into the ropes and tries to catch him with a clothesline but Dom ducks and keeps running and jumps onto the middle rope and leaps backwards laying out Asari with a Spring Board Moonsault! Dom doesn't have time for any other attack as The Butcher rises to his feet in the corner. Dom runs towards The Butcher and leaps into the air but The Butcher catches him on his shoulder. The Butcher throws Dom backwards and Dom somehow stays on his feet on top of the turnbuckle. He does another one of his nice back flips and nails Gnarfflinger with a Moonsault off of the top. Dom keeps the legs hooked and goes for the pin. Ray: Dom's on fire! He's about to pick up his second fall and no one is moving fast enough to stop him. Darrell: TPK is moving slowly and Asari is in no mans land. The ref is at a two count and we may have a new Dictator right here! TBC
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Post by TPK on Mar 6, 2008 22:14:55 GMT -5
The refs hand comes within mere inches of the mat but Gnarf somehow manages to shoot his shoulder up throwing Dom to the side sliding him off of his chest, Dom sits up looking shocked that he didn't get a pin. He wastes little time in getting to his feet and looking for the easiest target, he eyes Asari getting to her feet and rushes her, he fails to notice TPK burst to his feet and slam his shoulder into him from the side making him land hard on his side and slide a little across the ring.
Darryl: Now Ray, I know that The Psycho Kid isn't your favorite Fighty fighty person by any means, but even YOU have to admit that the move he just pulled was awesome.
Ray: Well...it did help that fly ass fox Asari! So umm yeah good move, I still don't see how he got this far but yeah.
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
TPK backs slowly away and stands next to his stable mate Asari, the two exchange a few words and then they look over to Gnarf who is now to his feet. Gnarf wastes little time in turning his rage toward Asari and TPK running at them and leaping up into the air throwing both his arms out, the two Slam Jammers duck agilely and spring back up causing Gnarf to tumble over the top rope and down onto the hard ground below. TPK then quickly grabs Asari's hand and whips her toward the opposite rope before dropping quickly down to his hands and knees, Asari uses TPK as a springboard and launches herself effortlessly over the top rope, she hits a front flip and lands stomach first onto Gnarf, Dom gets quickly to his feet and takes advantage of TPK's positioning by leaping out and drilling both of his feet into TPK's side making him drop and roll onto his back.
Ray: Ha! Serves that big bully Psycho Kid right, Dom just let that piece of crap have it as well he should have.
Darryl: Yeah but did you see that double team move that The Kid and Asari landed, the downside as Ray has already said in not so many words...left The Psycho Kid wide WIDE open for a nice running dropkick from Dom.
Dom does the first thing that rushes into his mind and lifts TPK to his feet, he then lands a hard right knee up into TPK's gut bending him over, Dom locks his right arm over TPK's head and snaps fiercely backward spiking TPK's head down into the mat below, meanwhile on the outside of the ring Asari and Gnarf are both fighting to get to a vertical base, Asari manages to get up first but Gnarf is not far behind. Asari is in position for a superkick so she snaps sideways and thrusts her right foot toward the face of Gnarf with malice, Gnarf instinctively grabs her foot and spins her around, as she turns back to face him Gnarf lifts his own foot straight into her face, she gets her arms up causing them to take the brunt of the force but she is still knocked down to her back from the impact. Gnarf wastes little time in sliding into the ring as he sees Dom heading for the top rope, Dom flings himself backward and flips back, he aims himself at TPK's chest but Gnarf cuts in and wraps his arms around Dom's throat before dropping to his back, Dom manages to land on TPK and Gnarf sees the ref running in, he quickly pushes Dom off of TPK and goes for the pin himself as the ref re starts his count.
Darryl: Well it's a good thing that "The Butcher" noticed Dom's positioning in time. How embarrassing would that have been for Gnarf, to hit a move that had an opponent pick up a pin.
Ray: Yeah but Gnarf deserves all of the embarrassment that can be dealt to him, besides that look at Dom compared to "The Butcher" he's no Vlad T Strife but he damn sure looks better than Gnarf.
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
Darryl: The farm animal raises an interesting point...what HAVE you been smoking, and more importantly do you have any left?
The ref gets to a two count and TPK jerks his shoulder up, Gnarf quickly goes toward Dom and attempts a pin on him, the ref doesn't even get a chance to get into position before TPK pulls Gnarf off and ties to pin himself, the ref gets to a two and a half and Dom rolls his shoulder up, while the three men in the ring fight it out Asari uses her brains and takes a seat at the announcers table for a moment.
Asari: Phew...tough fight so far! But umm yeah thats enough talk boys I really gotta go!
Darryl: Asari everybody...well she didn't have much to say, but she is really a woman of actions more than she is off words....the fact that she is kicking so much ass in this match should prove that beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
Ray: Samson! Oh....oh sorry never mind I guess I just misunderstood the ultimate party animal.
TBC
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Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 6, 2008 23:34:31 GMT -5
With Dominik, Gnarfflinger and the Psycho Kid all jockeying for position on who can score the next pin, Asari climbs to the top rope. She leaps at the Butcher as the Psycho Kid tries to roll up Dominik, but the Butcher catches Asari in mid air then drives her down hard into the Psycho Kid to break the pin.
Darrel: Gnarfflinger using his size and strength to try to stop the speed and skill of the Asian Spit fire.
Ray: And the Butcher is going back to what brought him this far in his carreer--Heavy impact. If only he wouldn't do it to those sexy men around GHW. That's why I'm looking forward to seeing him fight that giant Manslaughter!
The Butcher grabs the leg of Asari, pulls her across the ring then catapults her towards the corner. She flies high in the air and lands face first into the steep ring post. Gnarfflinger then puts her in the tree of woe and drives his shoulder repeatedly into her ribs.
Ray: The Butcher is using his 280 pound frame to inflict some heavy damage to Asari.
Darrel: That would slow her momentum.
Meanwhile, The Psycho Kid sees Asari in trouble, but cannot help her because Dominik tackles him. Dominik then goes for a Chicken Wing, working the shoulder to weaken him further.
TBC: Anyone.
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Post by Vladimir T. Strife on Mar 7, 2008 3:37:14 GMT -5
((Next fall goes to The Psycho Kid. Put it in your next post, TPK. Everyone else can still continue to post towards the next fall before that though.))
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Post by TPK on Mar 7, 2008 13:06:32 GMT -5
TPK struggles to free himself from the iron grip of Dominik's chicken wing, meanwhile Gnarf is continuing his barrage of hard right shoulders to the gut of Asari, he sees Dom out of the corner of his eye and stops abruptly, in fear of Dom getting the elimination Gnarf runs toward the other two men and throws his right foot hard into the temple of Dom causing him to fall limp giving TPK ample time to get to his feet.
Ray: Damn that Butcher! I wanted to see The Psycho Kid submit to Dom there...how sexy would that have been?
Darryl: I don't know about all of that but I have to say The Psycho Kid was damn lucky that Gnarf showed up when he did or else he may have tapped out...although it was a smart move, I mean who knows...Dom could have easily decided to take Gnarf out of the match.
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
Gnarf nods at TPK and turns back toward Asari who is now standing on the top rope, she dives at him throwing her body sideways landing across Gnarf's chest catching him off guard, She gets quickly off of him as she helps TPK pick up the limp frame of Dom, they each grab an arm and whip him into the nearest Corner, TPK hits a "Straight Jacket" taunt before walking toward Dom and turning him out of the corner and keeping a grip on his hair, TPK climbs to the top pulling Dom up with him, he pulls his opponents head between his legs and hooks his arms behind his back before pulling him up and leaping off of the top rope landing in a sit driving the top of Dom's head forcefully into the mat, he follows quickly up with a pin and the ref slides over.
One!
Two!
Three!
Darryl: STRAIGHT JACKET SLAM! With that The Psycho Kid now gets to eliminate someone and at this point in the match he is severely short on options.
Ray: I don't like The Psycho Kid but if he had a brain in that head of his he would eliminate that good for nothing Butcher!
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
Darryl: Touche Samson ol' buddy touche.
The action in the ring comes to an abrupt stop as TPK rises to his feet and paces slowly around scanning the ring scoping out his options, he finally comes to a stop next to the downed Dom and simply points toward him before pointing to the ramp signaling his choice as the crowd's reaction is mixed.
Darryl: Well not a bad choice there. Dom has been doing well so far and with that elimination he is no longer a threat, that will be a determining factor in this match up I can guarantee it.
Ray: Yeah right, Dom is the one he should have taken out...no he should have saved himself the embarrassment and eliminated himself, because I assure you he is not going to be here when this is all over.
The three remaining Fighty fighty persons in the match stand tall and look at one another, Asari and TPK simply nod at one another showing that they are still planning on working together as a unit as it has done well for them so far, Gnarf smiles always being one to like a challenge. Gnarf puts his guard up as the other two Fighty fighty persons circle to opposite sides of him, he glances back and forth and TPK is the first to make his move, Gnarf snaps backward and throws an elbow out meeting TPK in mid stride, Asari sees her opening and rushes at the distracted Butcher, she leaps up and wraps her legs around his neck before snapping backward, her momentum flips Gnarf onto his back and she stays on top of him as the ref slides over.
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
One!
Ray: Oh shut up will you, stupid donkey is good at stating the obvious aint he.
Two!
Darryl: Hey thats part of the job Ray, but I personally like having him here, he has some good insights the majority of the time...plus it beats the hell out of listening to you talking about "hot guys" all the damn time.
TBC
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Post by mika on Mar 7, 2008 16:11:26 GMT -5
The butcher kicks out at two and 99/100. Asari jumps up, a look of shock on her face. Gnarf quickly scrambles to his feet but TPK lays the smackdown on him, downing him with a lariat to the back of the head. The two Slam jammers stand there, Asari in front of Gnarf, TPK behind him. She motions at TPK to move out of the way, he does so and assumes a guard type posture, in case Gnarf tries something. Asari lowers her body some, getting into a locked and loaded type stance as if she is the bolt of a M-4 assault rifle ready to slam forward and blast away, grinding her right foot, that lethal Superkick being prepared for the Butcher.
Gnarf starts to move some but slowly, neither Slam Jammer thinking of pinning him because if he is moving, they know he isn't going to give in and get pinned. The Butcher moves even slower, Asari stands upright with some frustration on her face. She becomes impatient, motioning for TPK to pick him up. The Psycho one leans down and picks him up, holding him there for the Asian Spitfire. She side steps at the Butcher, shooting her leg up and then out, but as with alot of predictability the Butcher bursts free at the last moment. Her foot goes slamming into the face of her Slam Jam compadre. TPK drops limply through the ropes to the outside. Asari leans through the ropes, apologizing over and over again down at him, The Butcher seizes this, grabbing her from behind, his arm shooting up between her legs and forcing her backwards into a victory roll type pin.
Darrell-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Kick out KICK OUT!
ONE
Ray- DAMN THAT UGLY ASS NO GOOD BUTCHER!!!
TWO
She uses her limber, agility and flexibility to literally weasel her way out from the pin. The Butcher, quickly picks her up and sends her through the ropes to the outside and follows suit. He picks her up, grabbing two handfuls of her hair and twisting, dragging her as if he is a caveman and she is his cavegirl. He suddenly uses his superior 280 pound strength to launch her like a lawn dart, hair beeling her into the steel ring steps. She lands upside down with sadistic force, her body bouncing away from the steps.
The Butcher goes into demento mode, snatching poor Asari up and grabbing her by the hand, irish whipping her with all he has into the other steel ringsteps, the force of body to steel echoing through the arena and the steps become uprooted some and out of their original place. Asari's Sexy tight muscled body comes to a limp stop in a sitting position against the uprooted steps. Gnarfflinger, continuing his ultra aggressive, relentless assault quickly snatches her up yet again. He hoists her up over his head in a military press position then takes several running steps, turning his body side ways and launching her, making sure that her forehead and face is perfectly lined up with the unforgiving steel ring post. She sails through the air limply, her forehead smacking with great violence into the ring post, causing a disgusting ungodly smack sound. Her body automatically flings away from the post and she finally comes to rest, face down on the floor, totally motionless. He walks over to her, taking a little bit of time to recoup. He leans down and grabs her by the hair, lifting her head off of the floor. A puddle of red is revealed where her face was just resting. The camera zooms into a close up of her now busted open forehead, the blood running in several different paths down her face.
Darrell-*in concerned tone* Oh my God Ray, she has been hurt very badly. That sick bastard has busted my Asari open. Come on Psycho kid, get in there, stop this mad man from hurting her even more severely.
Ray-Yeah he definitely needs to wake up from whatever psycho dream world he is in and help that poor girl. That scraggy assed Butcher is literally BUTCHERING her before our very eyes and I don't like it one damn bit!
Samson-Ehh Ohh Ehh Ohh!!
Darrell-well do something about it Samson, don't just stand there crapping and talking smack. Go over there and kick that Butcher like you did Sledge earlier.
Ray and Darrell start pointing over at the Butcher, trying to direct the Steed to go forth and help Asari but the donkey just remains standing in the same spot. The Butcher rolls the now easy pickings into the ring and slides in by her, immediately covering her. The ref slides into position and begins the count. One....Two.....but just as his hand almost hits three, TPK's arms come flying between the ropes, grasping the refs hand for only a split second, effectively ending what would have been no doubt a three count. TPK slams his fist into the Butchers face wildly, forcing him off of Asari. He quickly mounts on top of Gnarf and grabs a handful of his hair with one hand then proceeds to give him a good ole fashioned passionate fist barrage with ultra aggression of his own.
The Butcher, no stranger to these kinds of fights, finally reverses the mount, winding up on top of the psycho one, sending the same kind of pistol fire type punches down onto his face. The two trade ground and pound positions several more times, expending a ton of energy in the process, fatigue setting in the two come to a grinding halt. They make a break from each other and slowly get to their feet, closing in again to each other and taking slow haymaker style bombs from each other. Finally the Butcher happens to catch an opening, throwing a kick into the lower mid section of TPK, doubling him over. He grabs his wrist as if going for a wrist lock but then out of nowhere, pulls TPK towards him and wrapping his hands around the Psycho ones head and neck. He drops his body down to the mat, TPK's body forced into compliance, follows too.
Ray-PRIME CUT!!! DAMN HIM! THAT IS IT, THE BUTCHER HAS A FALL!
Darrell-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnit! All he has got to do is cover him, it is all over. TPK is flat out! I bet when he pins him he is going to eliminate my Asari, that damn Gnarfflinger grrrrr
The cover does not come however, Gnarf expending too much energy in the last several minutes against Asari and then TPK. He lays on the mat also, his chest rising and falling rapidly, showing the great fatigue already evident. TPK starts to roll away after several moments, winding up against the turnbuckle area. Gnarf slowly gets up, his position near the buckles directly opposite of the Psycho one. The Butchers eyes light up as he see's TPK using the ropes and buckles to pull himself up. Gnarf bends at the knees, everyone and their mother in the arena know a spear is fixing to come. When TPK starts to slowly turn around, The Butcher runs from his corner but out of nowhere Asari comes blazing across the ring like a shooting star. Her arms outstretched in front of her, she pushes her Slam Jam partner out of the way just in the nick of time but her fate is not so lucky. Gnarfs shoulder spear, meant for TPK, instead goes slamming into Asari's left side. Her body flies as if resembling a body being hit by a bus, landing hard into the buckles. Her body metaphorically "Cut in half" as she lays sandwiched in between Gnarfs shoulder and the middle turnbuckle. The Chants of HOLY SHIT rattle the very foundation of the arena.
Darrell-MY GOD! MY GOD ALMIGHTY SHE HAS HAD ENOUGH DAMN IT THE GIRL JUST GOT KILLED! THAT SPEAR.....JUST.....MY GOD!!!
Ray-I have never seen such undying loyalty! She put everything on the line, she just gladly sacrificed her body to save TPK, to pay him back for rescuing her several times in the match already!
((the replay of it comes on, showing it several times from several angles))
Samson-Ehh Ohh Ehh Ohh
Darrell-*reaching over and petting Samson on the back sympathetically*I know Samson, I know...it's hard to watch.
Gnarf pulls himself up and away from her and turns around just as TPK gets to his feet. The two lock eyes, TPK shifting his eyes down at the woman who just saved him from sheer obliteration, then back to locking eyes with Gnarf. A rage sets in TPK.... TBCB Anyone remaining
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Post by TPK on Mar 7, 2008 23:28:09 GMT -5
TPK lets his rage get the better of him and swings his left fist swiftly in front of him catching Gnarf in the side of the head causing him to stumble slightly back, not to be outdone Gnarf comes back strong with a hard right of his own knocking TPK back, these two continue to trade shots back and forth as Asari struggles to get to her feet, she finally does so and wisely stays back and lets the other two competitors wear one another down.
Darryl: Well Asari showing she knows hos to take advantage of a situation is staying away from the action and letting the other two wear one another out, man thats hot! Not only is that girl sexy as hell but she has brains too...a very lethal combination!
Ray: Seems more like she is being a buzzard if you ask me, circling around until she senses dead flesh and then pouncing...smart little cookie aint she.
The exchange of hard lefts and rights goes on for a few moments until TPK gets knocked against the ropes, Gnarf sees a shot and rushes forward thrusting his right arm into TPK's chest sending him crashing to the mat below, as soon as he steps away from the ropes but stops suddenly when he backs into the waiting Asian Spitfire who thrusts a vicious right forearm into his back making him arch his back stumble into the rope, his momentum sends him back into Asari who rushes forward and leaps out wrapping her right arm around The Butcher's head, she lands both feet on the top rope and bounces back flipping herself over Gnarf and landing on her back dropping the big man onto the back of his head getting a huge cheer from the capacity crowd, meanwhile on the outside of the ring TPK staggers slowly to his feet and gets a scope on his current whereabouts, as soon as he has his bearings he rolls under the bottom rope as he sees Asari climbing to the top rope, he quickly grabs Gnarf's legs in an attempt to keep him pinned down but Gnarf pulls his legs in and then thrusts them outward making TPK land into the ropes causing Asari to rack herself on the top rope getting a groan from the fans.
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
Darryl: Oh man I hope she has an ice pack set aside because she is going to really be in pain later on tonight if she isn't already!
Ray: Oh now come on her own partner does that to her and thats all you can say?
Darryl: You have got to be blind Ray! The Psycho Kid was obviously trying to help Asari but Gnarf launched him into the ropes thus sending Asari groin first into the top rope.
The action slows down considerably as neither competitor in the match is moving very much from exhaustion, TPK is the first up being followed not to far behind by the big man in the match Gnarf, Gnarf sees Asari in a compromising situation and moves as fast as he can hoping to capitalize on it, TPK cuts in and tries to stop him but Gnarf uses his slight strength advantage to shove TPK aside and climb to the second rope, he hooks his arm over Asari's neck and goes to lift her but receives a hard elbow to the side stopping him in his tracks for a short time, as soon as Gnarf regains composure he quickly snaps back bringing Asari up over his head, as soon as she is at the apex of the suplex Gnarf falls from the ropes and lands Asari down into the mat shaking the ring. TPK gets to his feet when he sees Gnarf going for a pin, he gets to Gnarf just as he was about to go for the cover and grabs The Butcher's leg walking backwards, Gnarf gets to one foot and hops toward Asari in hopes of getting out of the hands of TPK who is looking fairly determined to keep Gnarf away from Asari, TPK spins Gnarf's leg and spins before snapping his left elbow into Gnarf's cheek as he turns back to face TPK knocking Gnarf off of his feet.
Darryl:RAWR! ROARING ELBOW!
Ray: The hell was with that sound Darryl? I thought I was supposed to be the gay one...that sound was obviously gay...wanna go for drinks after the show big guy?
Darryl: Hell no!
Ray: I was talking to Samson you big meanie!
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
Darryl: Ats a no!
TPK drops to his knees and drapes his body over Gnarf's as the ref slides over and checks the pin, Gnarf's shoulders are down and so the ref begins his count, he just about gets to three when he notices Gnarf's right foot on the bottom rope prompting him to stop his count, TPK looks up thinking he got the pin but the ref explains to him about the bottom rope, TPK just lets out a slight sigh before getting off of Gnarf and looking toward Asari, he asks her if she is ok and she simply nods as they both smile and look down on Gnarf who is scooting quickly away wanting none of the double team tactics of the ever persistent Slam Jammers, they both inch closer and closer toward him, they finally get to him and both grab a leg, they simply glance at one another before snapping in opposite directions sending torrents of pain through the inner thighs of Gnarf who grabs himself and kicks wildly in pain getting a huge pop from the fans before they begin a "Slam Jam" chant making Asari and TPK grin slightly.
Darryl: Wow it seems like that simple act from the fans has given The Psycho Kid and The Asian Spitfire a new wind, but it may be too little too late at this point in the match up!
Ray: You know it is just my luck, I hate The Psycho Kid...and I hate Gnarfflinger The Butcher, yet they have made it this far! That has got to be proof that god...HATES me!
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
Darryl: Yeah Ray, I could have told you that if you'd have just asked me geez...and all this time I was fairly certain that you knew this!
TPK grabs The Butcher's legs and drags him adjacent to the corner and signals for Asari to go to the top rope, she does and then he smiles at her as he holds Gnarf's legs down to the mat, she faces the fans and leaps backwards corkscrewing herself before landing on Gnarf landing in a pin, the ref slides quickly over and sees Gnarf's shoulders clearly down onto the mat before beginning his count.
Darryl: Korean Kamikaze! This could be lights out for The Butcher!
One!
Ray: Count faster you freaking panzy...FAST...ER!
Two!
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
TBC
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Post by gnarfflinger on Mar 7, 2008 23:44:04 GMT -5
OOC: Gaah! Didn't see TPK reserve the spot when I started to edit my reserved post.
Gnarfflinger lifts his shoulder, then rolls Asari over. In the struggle he gains side control and rains elbows into the forehead of the Asian Spitfire, but the Psycho Kid opens up his frenzied assault on the Butcher. Gnarfflinger starts trying to defend himself by positioning himself that the blows strike less vital areas, but eventually, he spots his opening--and plants a right hand into the ribs of his frenzied foe. As The Psycho Kid recoils covering the area, the Butcher then hits a left Jab to the nose. This opens the ribs on the other side for a kick from the Butcher, which he then follows with a back roundhouse kick sending the Psycho Kid to the ropes. Blood is seen trickling from under the bandages on the Butcher's forehead as he moves on his stunned target.
Darrell: I'm surprised how physical this has become as the match progressed.
Ray: I'm not. Give that sick bastard a stage and throw in the Psycho Kid and the high flying Asari, and you've got a painful fight!
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
Gnarfflinger closes in on the Psycho Kid, but the Kid is ready for him, as the two tumble over the top rope and down to the floor. Gnarfflinger lines the Kid up for a spear, but the Kid dodges, and the Butcher collides with the steel ring steps, dislodging the top half. Gnarfflinger rolls in pain as the Psycho Kid grabs him and executed a gutwrench Suplex on the steel ring steps. He then tries to follow this with a piledriver on the steel, but the Butcher counters with a back body drop placing the Kid on the announcers table.
Darrell: This can't be good.
Ray: I know this won't be good. I've seen these two on Decimation!
Asari has regained her breath and her feet. She comes charging across the ring, vaults over the top rope, but is caught by the Butcher who turns her momentum into a spinebuster--landing her on top of the Psycho Kid and sending all three through the announcer's table!
Crowd: *GHW Chant*
Darrell: Dear God! What carnage! Asari, caught between the 280 pound Gnarfflinger and her Slam Jam Nation partner, then all three going through our table!
Ray: The Monster has turned the tide of this fight. I've seen him over a barrel by the numbers before, and he always finds a way to even the odds. And it's usually not pretty...
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
Gnarfflinger stirs first, getting back to his feet. He grabs Asari and rolls her into the ring. He then drags the Psycho Kid off the table. He puts one half of the steps on each arm, and then returns to the ring. Asari greets him with a dropkick to the ribs. Asari then whips the Butcher to the ropes and meets him with another drop kick to the face. Asari then turns the Butcher over with an Ankle lock, but the Butcher is able to reach the ropes, forcing a break. Asari complies but moves in to drive a knee into the Butcher, but he counters with a Bear Hug. He moves towards the middle of the ring to prevent a rope break...
Darrell: Gnarfflinger has the Bear Hug applied in the center of the ring! This could be the end of Asari!
Ray: Gnarfflinger has her where he wants her. At least it's her instead of one of the many sexy men that GHW has to offer...
TBC: Anyone.
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Post by mika on Mar 8, 2008 13:33:03 GMT -5
ooc- Ummm I guess I'll go off the more recent one, which is Gnarfflingers. lol On the outside, TPK tries valiantly to fre himself from the makeshift entrapment which the Butcher put him in. Slowly he starts making progress so slide and pry out. TPK hears the blood currdling screams from inside the ring, those of his Slam jammer partner Asari. TPK-*screaming* HOLD ON!!!! DON'T GIVE UP!!!Asari-*just loud enough for TPK to hear yet fainting some* PSYCHO....HEL.......help...........The Butcher squeezes even tighter as she tries desperately to free herself. She brings her hand apart as far as she can then slams them into either side of his head, on the temple area. The Butcher hold on though, even squeezing tighter now. She lets out another long, loud scream. Gnarf tries talking sense into her. Gnarf- Asari, just give up...you've fought a great match....I don't want to hurt you anymore than I have to in order to win...just GIVE UP!Asari-*in a fading, beg for mercy tone* Please........pleaseeee....Her plea into his ear excites him, this woman whom has been so dominant since coming to GHW is now BEGGING him for mercy. He squeezes even more tighter and starts slinging her back and forth, ragdolling the helpless Asian Spitfire. He stops after several moments, her arms drop to her sides and her head hangs down, resting onto the top of his shoulder. The ref moves in to see if she has been physically incapacitated, unable to intelligently defend herself. He grabs her arm and lifts it into the air for all to see then lets go. Her arm falls limp, the ref signals ONE. TPK, on the outside is ever the more close to freeing himself, jerking his body wildly, hurting his arm badly as he almost has them free. The ref raises her hand again, and it falls limp for the second straight time. The crowd now start engulfing the arena with chants of "SLAM JAM NATION"...and " LET'S GO,ASARI" clap, clap...stomp, stomp stomp. The ref raises her arm up for the third time and releases it, her arm falls almost all the way down but then shoots back upwards. The crowd erupt into cheers and pound their feet and clap even louder. Asari lifts her head off of his shoulder and lunges it up at him, biting his nose, sinking her teeth into the bridge of it while at the same time bringing both her hands in and raking his eyes. He finally lets go. She lands on her feet and instantly clutches her left side and drops to one knee. She looks up at the ref and asks for a time check on how much longer is left in the match, which she doesn't really care....because it is all just a ploy. The ref turns away to quickly get a time check from the time keeper, while doing that Asari gets up and runs over to Gnarf and drops down to one knee and brings her left arm up between his legs, catching him with a nutcracking low blow that makes it feel like he has three adams apples and no nuts in his sack. The Butcher doubles over and drops to both knees while clutching his groin, Asari leaps upwards, driving a knee strike into the bridge of his nose, drawing blood that mixes with the blood dripping out from under his bandages. He falls onto his back and lays there with his hands still on his groin. Finally, TPK frees himself from the ringstep innovation trap of The Butcher and rolls into the ring. Asari has dropped back down onto all fours, trying her best to recoup as quick as she can. TPK yells at her then motions for her to stay there so she does. He runs towards her, places a foot onto the middle of her back and launches himself up, backfliiping into a shooting star press, landing onto the chest of The Butcher, causing him to flail his body wildly as TPK rolls off of him, also flailing some. The move aggrivates the pain that The Butcher has put him through, especially in the last several minutes, mainly the announce table incident. Darrell- I thought my girl was toast, I thought she was DONE yet again she amazes me and comes fighting back. She never ceases to amaze me and neither does TPK, with that spectacular double team move just then.Ray- I don't care how much she amazes you, I am just glad she didn't give up. That would have put that gruesome lookin Gnarrflinger one step closer to the Undisputed title. It gives me shimmers just thinking of the possibility of him being Undisputed Champion. Uuuuugh!Samson- ehh ohhh ehh ohhAsari crawls quickly over to him, drapes an arm over his chest as the ref drops to the mat, his hands slaps once....twice......aaallllmost three but the legendary Butcher barely gets his shoulder up. Asari rolls off of him, totally and utterly dejected. She just lays there on the canvas, blood covering her face, her head shaking from side to side in disbelief that he kicked out...AGAIN. She sits up, uses her right forearm to wipe some blood off of her face then just stares into the crowd, as if looking through all of them. A sinister, cold expression comes over her face. She yells out some cuss words then rolls underneath the bottom rope to the outside. She leans down and yanks the ring apron drape up, then gets on one knee and looks under the ring. She reaches in and slowly pulls out her weapon of choice, the Cane o' death. The Singapore cane with barbwire wrapped a round it and rows of thumbtacks, broken glass and small nails glued all over it. She holds it high into the air, the crowd unleashing a now deafening roar of approval. Darrell- CANE O DEATH RAY!!!!! SHE IS GOING TO DO SOME SERIOUS DAMAMGE NOW!!! SHE USED THAT ON MATTHEW A FEW WEEKS AGO IN THAT HANDICAP MATCH, HE'S STILL FEELING THAT TODAY.Ray- But wait a minute, she can't use it Darrell...she'll get DQ'd and that damn Butcher will get to eliminate one of them. This not a smart move asari DON'T DO IT, weapons use is now allowed in this match ASARI!!!!Samson- ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooooh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ooooooooooooooohHer eyes are so transfixed on her weapon that she fails to hear Darrell, Ray, Samson or anyone for that matter...except for that evil voice on her shoulder, encouraging her to annilate the Butcher with it. She rolls back into the ring, the ref stepping in front of her and flat out telling her that he will DQ her if the weapon is used by her. He walks right past him, coming upon the Butcher whom is now on both knees. She is behind him and slowly brings the weapon up, ready at any moment to uncork so much devastation onto him but suddenly, the weapon is snatched from her hands. She quickly spins around and it is TPK, he stands there, telling her what Darrell and Ray were trying to tell her. He looks into her eyes and there is something different about her, it makes him feel worried and uncomfortable. She lunges at the weapon, the two start a struggle for it, both grabbing at the handle of it and each one slicing their hand up a little bit. Gnarf gets back to his feet, takes advantage of the situation, running at them and delivering a double spear to them, his right shoulder slamming against TPK's stomach, while his left goes crashing into Asari's stomach. The cane goes flying out of the ring as Gnarf gets back up. He picks Asari up and stands her in the corner then picks up TPK and places him in the corner also, making sure that TPK is facing her. Gnarf runs to the opposite corner then explodes out of it, jumping high into the air and splashing into TPK with a high impact "Stinger Splash" type splash. The Psycho one falls backward onto the mat and then Asari slowly falls forward, her head/face region falling onto TPK's groin. TPK lets out a loud grunt, his upper body lifting up a little bit for a second then falling back to the mat. The crowd erupt at the sight of this "suggestive" unintentional sexual looking encounter. The Butcher kinda laughs then leans down, grabs her by the back of her head and lifts up a little bit then pushes down violoently, repeatig the process over and over again, the fans loving the even more suggestive happenings going on. He finally pulls her off of TPK, allowing him to roll away, holding onto his most private of places. He yanks her up by the hair roughly and grabs her hand then whips her into the turnbuckles and charges in after her, raising his arm for a corner clothesline. She runs out and ducks under it, Gnarf stops on a dime, turning around quickly and running behind her as she runs towards the other turnbuckles. She goes to scale up them like she has done thousands of times in her career, looking to score a huge whisper in the wind but loses her footing once on the top buckle, she falls to the outside, instant embarrassment for BOTCHING the move. The fans let her know it to, by chanting "YOU FU**ED UP" several times at her. The Butcher turns his attention to TPK, whom is getting up but still a bit spaghetti legged. The Butcher grabs him by the shoulder and spins him around, bends down and lifts him up onto his shoulders in the FU position, but then slams him down hard onto the mat with a sidewalk slam. The Butcher automatically covers him and the ref slides down. Darrell- CLEAVER SLAM! That just drove every once of life that young man had in him, completely out. Ray- aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! *you hear him take his headset off and toss it onto the table in frustration* The ref counts one....two.......but Asari comes barrelling in with a very desperate looking, sloppy elbow drop to the middle of Gnarfs shoulder blades, breaking the count. Gnarf rolls away from her as she rolls away too. None of the three having the upperhand now. TBCB Gnarf or TPK
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Post by TPK on Mar 8, 2008 14:08:42 GMT -5
Ray: *putting his headset back on* Damn that was way too close, as much as I hate that lunatic The Psycho Kid I dislike that sadist Gnarfflinger that much more!
Darryl: Wow and here this whole time I thought you were this huge fan of the S&M...guess you learns something new every day then.
Samson: Ehh Ohh!?
All three competitors showing little sign of energy as they move slowly on the mat each struggling to get to a stand. Asari is the first up and her breathing has become rapid as she looks exhausted, Gnarf is the next up and is looking just as worn out, TPK is not having a very easy time getting up as it appears as though he doesn't even know where it is he is. Asari burns a hole in Gnarf with a piercing glance that would chill the average man to the bone, Gnarf feels her stare and a shiver is sent through his spine as he turns to glance at her, Asari being fueled by rage forces herself toward Gnarfflinger and throws her right shoulder hard into his chest bouncing right off of him barley doing any damage to the big man, frustration gets the better of her and she immediately tries for a second attempt but Gnarf steps to the side and places his hand on the small of her back pushing her into the nearest corner, Gnarf slowly makes his way toward her and climbs to the middle rope, he begins hammering hard left and right fists down into her skull opening her cut open even further, the ref begins his count but only has a chance to get to five before Asari placed a hand on each of The Butchers legs and shoved him forward, he falls straight down and the two connect heads knocking both to the ground, at this point TPK has staggered to his feet but still looks to be in la la land.
Darryl: Wow what a way to get out of a move there by Asari, sure she got a big headbutt in the process but one headbutt sure beats several punches to the face and that is a known fact.
Ray: See what did I tell you about The Psycho Kid Darryl, I said he was no good...and that proves it, he should have saved Asari but no he would rather wander about the ring in a daze...typical Psycho Kid.
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
Darryl: Exactly Samson, The Psycho Kid IS obviously still dazed from that Cleaver Slam by The Butcher...but do you really blame the guy Gnarfflinger is a big man I think i'd have had to go to the ER after a move like that.
TPK stumbles about as Gnarf manages to get to his feet dragging Asari along with him, he starts to go for a move but before he even has a chance to start anything she throws all of her weight into the ridge of her right hand slamming it into his gut doubling him over, TPK comes to just in time to make it over to the other two competitors, TPK spins Gnarf and hooks an arm over his head, he waves Asari over and she does the same, they both drop back at the same time hitting a gruesome looking double DDT, they both inadvertently lay an arm over the chest of The Butcher prompting the ref to rush over and check his shoulders, he notices both Asari and TPK going for a pin and so begins a double count, he brings both hands up and slams them down holding a one up one each hand, he does this again and holds up two fingers on each hand, he goes to do this for a third time but Gnarf has the foresight to sit up just as the ref's hand was about to make contact with the mat for a third time.
Samson: Ehh Ohh!
Darryl: Yes Samson it is indeed a good thing Gnarf kicked out of that, that would have been a very interesting situation to say the least, I mean there are only three people left and two would have had a pin right there who would have been the one to make the choice?
Ray: Well let's see Gnarf and The Psycho Kid are both a couple of losers...so umm yeah I think Asari would have had an automatic win in a situation like that.
All three are now sitting up looking at one another having a quintessential "Mexican Face Off" all three back cautiously away TPK and Asari sticking close together in case they need to get out of a tight spot, the three Fighty fighty persons get to a stand and look as though a stiff wind could knock them all back down, Asari and TPK talk strategy for a brief moment as Gnarf forces a sick smile and stares down the two Slam Jammers. The crowd is going wild not knowing who to go for at this point as a mix of chants can now be heard, this seems to fuel the three on as they all slowly head toward mid ring, they get there at the same time and each let out an audible sigh, TPK and Asari are the first to act as they both send a forearm hard into the chest of The Butcher, Gnarf is sent back a few steps before stopping just short of the ropes, he clutches his chest and cringes as he wobbles slowly back toward the two other Fighty fighty persons as if asking them to try something like that again, TPK and Asari both then go to throw a fist at Gnarf but he ducks under before popping back up and placing an arm across each of the two's necks, Gnarf quickly slams backwards driving both of the other Fighty fighty persons face first into the mat drawing an "OOOO" from the crowd.
Darryl: I don't know how much longer Asari and The Psycho Kid are going to be able to get away with double team moves but I think Gnarf just said hell no to that one, nice reversal by him.
Ray: Like hell it was! Gnarfflinger The Butcher got the better of that exchange so I am afraid it can not legally be classified as "nice" no it was very VERY far from "nice!"
Darryl: Sorry for that folks, I think Ray here woke up on the wrong side of some random dudes bed this morning. Man you seriously need to lighten the hell up you know.
Gnarf forces himself to sit up and looks to either side of him trying to decide who to pin, he finally decides Asari would be easier to keep down at this point so he rolls her over and lays his weight on top of her before hooking her leg, the ref slides quickly over as TPK begins to stir
One!
Two!
TBC
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