Post by Ryan Hughes on Mar 27, 2010 16:45:41 GMT -5
((Takes place during the Total Carnage PPV. Yeah, we are chock full of promos.))
The scene opens to a man in a trenchcoat, walking down the corridor. He is accompanied by man who is one of the most infamous members of GHW's history books, Ryan Hughes. Many EVPW marks will recognise the smaller man as Smarky Smark, the notorious manager of Ryan and his faction, The Outcasts. The two continue to walk side by side, and as they get closer to the camera, their voices become audible.
Smarky: “.... and we MUST work on that strategy before the match. We just HAVE to.”
Ryan: “And we will! Just let me get this first. I can't work without some Mountain Dew to wash down the pills. You know that.”
Ryan stops by a glowing vending machine, and scans all the drinks on offer; his eyes only stop when he reaches the Mountain Dew cans, all lined in a row. He takes a mental note of the code for this beverage, and punches it in to the machine's keypad. He soon repeats this step after realising that he hasn't put any money in.
“Boy, I hope you aren't as stupid as this when it comes to showtime...”
“Oh yeah, let's all laugh at the stereotypical bumbling Englishman. Very fucking original.”
Ryan watches as the machine begins to rumble and whirr. But to his discontent, the can that is released is a can of Coke, not what Ryan wanted.
“Damnit! Why me? Why me, Lord?! You know what? I'm doing this my way.”
Ryan begins to walk back, the hate clear in his eyes. Once he is a far enough distance away, he runs at the disobedient machine, and raises his leg to punt the contraption with his renowned finisher, the BFK2H. The impact shatters the glass concealing the cans, and some of them begin to drop at will. The Batman mumbles to himself, before picking up a free can of Mountain Dew. He halts however, when a voice pierces the atmosphere.
“You're paying for a new one, Hughes.”
TBC They Know Who
The scene opens to a man in a trenchcoat, walking down the corridor. He is accompanied by man who is one of the most infamous members of GHW's history books, Ryan Hughes. Many EVPW marks will recognise the smaller man as Smarky Smark, the notorious manager of Ryan and his faction, The Outcasts. The two continue to walk side by side, and as they get closer to the camera, their voices become audible.
Smarky: “.... and we MUST work on that strategy before the match. We just HAVE to.”
Ryan: “And we will! Just let me get this first. I can't work without some Mountain Dew to wash down the pills. You know that.”
Ryan stops by a glowing vending machine, and scans all the drinks on offer; his eyes only stop when he reaches the Mountain Dew cans, all lined in a row. He takes a mental note of the code for this beverage, and punches it in to the machine's keypad. He soon repeats this step after realising that he hasn't put any money in.
“Boy, I hope you aren't as stupid as this when it comes to showtime...”
“Oh yeah, let's all laugh at the stereotypical bumbling Englishman. Very fucking original.”
Ryan watches as the machine begins to rumble and whirr. But to his discontent, the can that is released is a can of Coke, not what Ryan wanted.
“Damnit! Why me? Why me, Lord?! You know what? I'm doing this my way.”
Ryan begins to walk back, the hate clear in his eyes. Once he is a far enough distance away, he runs at the disobedient machine, and raises his leg to punt the contraption with his renowned finisher, the BFK2H. The impact shatters the glass concealing the cans, and some of them begin to drop at will. The Batman mumbles to himself, before picking up a free can of Mountain Dew. He halts however, when a voice pierces the atmosphere.
“You're paying for a new one, Hughes.”
TBC They Know Who
