triple tornado tag match

[The Unknown & GreenSpark]

Charlie Coors:THIS MATCH IS FOR ONE FALL ENTERING THE RING FIRST WEIGHING AT A COMBINING WEIGHT OF 570 LBS THE FUTURE
the lights shut off and psychosocial by slipknot starts playing
Big Al:listen to the cheers from the crowd they are hyped up for this match
The Fuzz:these two were supposed to face Darth that guy in a two on one match but it got a sudden change and now this match!

[TPK]

As MDM and Green Spark wait patiently for the other two team to enters the arena lights power down leaving the crowd sitting in total darkness. A red spotlight shines down on the stage, Duel of the Fates blasts over the speakers. DTG walks onto the stage, wearing his black pants, black sleeveless shirt, and black cape carrying his lightsaber. Moments later an unknown man walks onto the stage wearing a camo helmet, camo chest guard, camo leg guards, and a cape. The two men simultaneously push their capes from their chests, as the capes flow to their backs they walk down the ramp towards the ring to a mixed reaction.

Fuzz: I don't believe it! Darth That Guy hired a bounty hunter!

Big Al: You must be mistaken there Colin, that can't be a "Bounty Hunter."

Fuzz: Hey my main amigo, there is no mistaking a bounty hunter. I've seen Star Wars enough to know that is a Boba Fett outfit.

Big Al: And I thought That Guy couldn't possibly get any stranger...boy was "I" mistaken.

The red spotlight follows DTG and his Mystery Partner down the ramp as someone steps onto the apron and hands Charlie Coors a note, Charlie squints to read the text on the card in the dark, having pretty much just flash bulbs to help his vision.

Coors: Introducing next, at a combined weight of 489 pounds Darth That Guy...and FETT!

Fett and DTG finally reach the bottom of the ramp where they exchange a couple of post match comments back and forth, the two men then take their capes off and get themselves in the ring where they exchange glances at MDM and Green Spark as they make their way to their respective corner as the lights return to normal. The men in the ring now proceed to wait for Jaggeroth and his partner.

Fuzz: Darth That Guy, dropping his lightsaber in the corner. I gotta say, this is pretty interesting here, I wonder who is under that helmet of Fett's? It'll be interesting to see this pairing none the less.

Big Al: Well Fuzz, I tell you. This Darth That Guy has to be the strangest person in wrestling, I admit he has the skills...but good god he's weird.

TBC

[Jaggeroth]

The crowd was getting restless waiting for the third team to appear. They don't wait long as......

"Congregation please be seated and open your prayer guides to the book of revelations, Psalm 69.....69 69 69 69 69!"

"OMG!"

"This can't be right! The last GHW tag team champion is here to compete tonight?!?"


The lights in the GHW arena die off; the fans in attendance start flicking their zippos in the darkened gym. Fog machines, which Jaggeroth stole from GHW upon his departure, start to erupt their loads of Jaggeroth's red mist.

drinking the blood of Jesus
drinking it right from his veins
learning to swim in the ocean
learning to prowl in his name

the body of Christ looked unto me
a preacher with cock in his hand
he wants you to suck on the holy ghost
and swallow the sins of man

From the entrance ramp a spot light hums to life, revealing through the red mist a tall figure. The silhouette flicks back its long hair and continues its march down the ramp and into the ringside area. The crowd erupts in a wave of boos as Jaggeroth makes his presence known. A hand wafts out of the red mist, it grabs onto the middle rope. Jaggeroth lifts himself onto the outside of the ring and enters the squared circle. He dons the Silver Devil tag title belt.

"Introducing next,from the haunted cornfields of NEEEBRAASKA! He is one half of the GHW tag team champions! Standing at six foot ten inches and weighing in at two hundred and seventy five pounds....this is JAGGEEEEER.....ROTH!"

the invisible piss of the holy ghost
comes down like acid rain
they're making a profit off terminal guilt
the scavengers go on parade

the promise of life and eternity
is used just like the sword
he'll filled you up with his devil's cock
and he'll come in the name of the lord

Jaggeroth turns around and points at the entrance ramp, his partner was about to make himself known.

TBCB: They know who.

[Metal Dragon]

A few good guesses as to whom Jaggeroth has selected in his partner are in the spectators' heads - Dazzle being the most obvious and common assumption - but the Time Killer has never been one to be predictable in his entire career. A hush falls over the arena as every man, woman, and child continues to gaze at the curtain, waiting to hear music and see the identity of this bout's final entrant.

A slow guitar riff plays over the PA, opening "Venus Blue" by Acid Bath and immediately provoking a roar from the crowd. A haze builds in front of the curtain.

Al: "WHAT?!"

Colin: "Jaggeroth has convinced Metal Dragon of all people to tag with him? Are you serious?"

A silhouette appears in the mist at the top of the ramp, the shadowy form raising its arms. A cheer begins again, this ovation shrunk and marred by the reality of this odd team's existence setting in. As expected, Metal Dragon steps through the mist and walks down the ramp in long black tights and black boots, his old-school attire from his GHW glory days.

"And his partner, from Nashville, Tennessee... Weighing in at 220 pounds, he is a former Television Champion, a former Charging Glory Champion, a former King of Deathmatches, and the winner of the 2008 Hardcore Games... Ladies and gentlemen, THIS IS METAL DRAGON!"

MD nods and raises an arm as his name is announced, continuing his trek down the aisle.

"And there he is! The Psychotic Mastermind has not only chosen someone just as crazy as him, but also this team has to be the best of both worlds. Jaggeroth can pound your face in and Dragon is one of the best technicians in this business today. A weird pairing, but they'll definitely kick some ass!"

"You're hyping up this pairing as if the other two teams don't see a huge bullseye on Jaggeroth and MD. It's enough that Jaggeroth holds the belts and is one of the most hated Fighty fighty persons not just in GHW, but in this whole business. Then Dragon gets pulled out of his trailer or whatever the hell that hick lives in and is suddenly thrown back into a title match? They're in a lion's den."

The Man of Golden Words slides into the ring and holds his hand out toward Charlie Coors, implying his desire to have a microphone as the Acid Bath song fades out. His request is obliged as usual, and the GHW legend begins talking promptly.

"Jaggeroth and Metal Dragon teaming together? Who'da thunk it? It's a pairing that you never would have expected, but... we both love gold - or silver if that's the case - and we both love kicking ass. In one corner we have two fresh trainees who look to be about twelve years old. Their tag team name is THE FUTURE. I believe 'UNEMPLOYED' was left off of that name, but what do I know?"

"Oh, look. It's Darth Brooks and... FETT. I have a couple tag team names for you guys... Hm... The Sword Fighters... Or, wait... You two could become traveling entertainers hailing from Tatooine. Yeah, you could call yourselves 'Virgin Mobile'!"

A collective snicker comes from the crowd as MD shrugs and prepares to wrap up his short speech.

"Jaggeroth, I've wanted to be in a ring with you fighting over the GHW Tag Team Titles before, but I've never thought of doing it on the same team as you. Here we are, let's put these guys down and walk out of here with those straps."

The Time Killer and his partner nod at each other while Coors takes the mic from Dragon and exits the ring area. All three teams stand their ground as the crowd begins cheering and the referee calls for the bell.

TBC whoever

[The Unknown & GreenSpark]

as the match starts all the men in the ring eye eachother
The Fuzz:look at the tenceness between all of the superstars

they all split apart going for diffrent people now Fett goes for MDM,GreenSpark goes for MD,and DTG goes for Jaggeroth GreenSpark and MD exchanging shots and all of a sudden Jaggeroth comes out of nowhere and hits Dragon God and GreenSpark falls straight to the ground.
Big Al:did you see that kick!?!?!?!
The Fuzz:I dont see him getting up anytime soon

MD then stands GreenSpark up and prepares to hit DragonFire but MDM comes out of nowhere and gore's MD soon after to be attacked by Jaggeroth,this gives GreenSpark time to recover

[Metal Dragon]

"Right out of the gate we've seen two people get knocked silly!"

"That's a good way to set a pace for the match quickly, especially against someone with MD's ego."

Jaggeroth kicks MillionDollarMan in the stomach, bending the superheavyweight over far enough to where the Time Killer can grasp his hair. The thief of the tag title holds MDM's head in place while cocking back his free arm, then slams his fist right between the giant's eyes. MDM reels for a moment, then snaps back to reality and answers with a swift hook to Jaggeroth's jaw. The Nebraskan falls to the mat and the tallest man in the match quickly looks to continue his offense, but Fett comes from behind and dives at the back of The Future member's knee. MillionDollarMan falls on the knee that was just clipped as Fett rolls away and gets up, then nods at his tag team partner. Darth That Guy charges at Fett, then jumps as he draws near. Fett doubles over and lifts DTG up, throwing him overhead with a Back Body Drop that allows DTG to attain enough elevation to throw out both feet and slam a Dropkick right into the side of MDM's head.

"What a display of teamwork by those two! The big guy in the contest has just been taken out of the equation for now."

"Eliminating the biggest person in the match is always a good idea, and whoever Fett is, he knew that."

Fett helps his tag partner up as MDM rolls out of the ring to join his fellow rookie in recovering. Now standing, Jaggeroth greets both Star Wars characters with a kick to the stomach, then pulls them in and tucks their heads under his arms. Fett and DTG quickly hook their arms behind the Time Killer's legs to trip him to the canvas, countering whatever intentions the Psychotic Circus's former ringmaster may have had. The duo in control then both spin around the leg that they hold, twisting the limbs and holding them up as Jaggeroth's upper body helplessly writhes on the canvas. DTG and Fett then simultaneously fall backward, hitting the mat and each pulling back on the leg that they hold. Jag's legs are forced into the closest thing he can get to splits, causing intense pain in his hips. A scream of pain comes from under the mask of the sadistic middle American, audible to all competitors. Metal Dragon, who has been recovering outside of the ring since being speared earlier, pulls himself up with the apron's help and then slides into the squared circle.

Before the pain of the Wishbone Split can become unbearable for Jaggeroth to endure any longer, Dragon charges at Darth That Guy and drops an elbow onto his face. The rejuvenated Tennessean scrambles to his feet and then ensues in a series of stomps on Darth's arms, trying to alleviate his tag team partner's pain as quickly as possible. DTG finally lets go of Jaggeroth's leg and MD promptly grabs his helmet to drag him up. The Time Killer turns his body toward Fett, relieving the stretching of the submission hold on the other leg. Realizing that his hold is now for naught, Fett sits up with the limb in his grasp and slowly tries to get up to apply another maneuver to it. As the masked debutante gets on one knee, he receives a boot to his mask from the man he holds in captivity, knocking him over and allowing Jaggeroth enough space to roll away.

Hungry to make an impact in their first GHW appearance, the two members of The Future have reached under the apron and begun pulling out a table. MillionDollarMan sets the object up while GreenSpark turns his attention to the ring. GS climbs onto the apron and steps through the ropes, setting his sights on Dragon and Darth. DTG smacks MD in the face with a headbutt, the plastic helmet hitting the southerner right in the nose and disorienting him briefly. The Man of Golden Words turns around and stumbles toward GreenSpark, the heavyweight immediately stepping forward and throwing a clothesline. MD manages to duck the attack as GS keeps running forward with his outstretched arm, but Darth ducks it as well. GS turns around and his two targets turn as well, facing the newcomer once more. The rookie steps forward with another clothesline, DTG ducking again while MD steps to the side and traps GreenSpark's legs with his own. The member of The Future is tripped and falls forward, holding his hands out to prevent himself from faceplanting on the mat. MD quickly gets to his feet and turns to DTG only to see a foot headed toward his stomach. Dragon quickly reacts and catches Darth's foot, then throws it to the side to spin his adversary around. After a complete 360 degree turn, Darth stands face-to-face with Metal Dragon once more. The former KOTDM throws a kick of his own, which the Sith lord snags under his arm, but the Tennessean quickly swings his free leg up. The Enzuigiri collides with DTG's temple, making him twirl as he falls to the canvas in a daze. Dragon starts to get to his feet but is pulled up by a recovered GreenSpark, who immediately wraps one arm around the middleweight's head and grabs his waist with his other hand. MD is lifted straight up into a Vertical Suplex position, blood beginning to rush to his head. Instead of falling back, GS turns toward the fallen Darth and falls forward, slamming Metal Dragon onto the Fighty fighty person that he kicked in the head seconds ago.

"Front Suplex on Dragon right onto Darth That Guy! GreenSpark just took care of two of his opponents!"

"Size does matter. This is why GreenSpark was able to get control of the match back from two smaller guys, and why I get way more chicks than you."

TBC whoever

STATUS:
MillionDollarMan is outside of the ring with a table set up, about to enter the ring and find someone to throw through it.
Jaggeroth is recovering after getting that submission hold released.
Fett is recovering after being kicked in the face.
MD and DTG lie belly-to-belly, the former just having been given a Front Suplex onto the latter.
GreenSpark just delivered the aforementioned suplex and is getting up.

[The Unknown & GreenSpark]

the table soon gets put inside the ring as GreenSpark wispers something to MDM and he puts the table into the ring MDM then lets GreenSpark get on the top rope and throws MD into the ropes he then lifts him up into a suplex position
The Fuzz:oh no they cant be doing this they cant be
GreenSpark then jumps off the top rope and the 3D was hit on MD
Big Al:OH look at that devistating 3D on MD
MDM looks down at MD and then turns to see Jaggeroth hit a superkick in his face,Fett running gets blinded by the asian mist by GreenSpark and then get the Double Underhook DDT hit on him not realizing that Darth was finally up GreenSpark turn around to get out of the ring he turns back around to get a hard spinebuster hit on him
The Fuzz:look at all of the people on the ground right now
Big Al:i know i havent seen this many bodies since WW2
The Fuzz:no comment
Jaggeroth grabs DTG and takes him to the second rope
Big Al:weve seen this move so many times before,it has ended so many matches in the past
lifts him up and gets ready to hit the S.F.W MDM thows DTG off the ropes and he lands hard on the concrete and grabs Jaggeroth and sets him up for the muscle buster and MD finally gets up and realizes he has to save his partner but cant hit his finisher type spear so he runs at and spears MDM causing a muscle buster to Jaggeroth with the help of MD,MD falls on the ropes still obiviously feeling the effects of the 3D and all of a sudden GreenSpark runs outta nowhere and 619's MD GreenSpark then reaches down and grabs a chair as MD is stumbling around and hits a 187
The Fuzz:GreenSpark obivously taking control as his partner is on the ground
GreenSpark turns around to see DTG up and standing outside the ring and risks himself by hitting a suicide dive right into the steel barriers
Conditions:
Fett-layed out from a double underhook DDT
GreenSpark-Layed outside the ring after a suicide dive
DTG-with GreenSpark after getting a suicide dive hit on him
MD-bleeding on the ground after a 619 and a 187
MDM-rithing in pain after a spear but almost standing
Jaggerath-next to MDM after getting hit by a musclebuster

[TPK]

MDM pulls himself to a stand and scans the immediate area, he then sees The Time Killer laid out at his feet and brings him to a stand by the hair. Jaggeroth slams in elbow down into the hinge joint, The Millionaire reacts by releasing Jagger who steps quickly away and regains his composure.

Big Al: Jaggeroth, very wisely using his martial arts background to an advantage. He put the point of his elbow right into the elbow joint of Million Dollar Man giving him a little leeway.

Fuzz: Good strategy, but how often is it going to continue to work? Eventually Million Dollar Man is going to get wise to it and switch HIS tactics.

Meanwhile on the outside of the ring Green Spark has gotten to his feet, he is now raining a series of heavy boots down into the solar plexus of DTG who is doing his best to cover himself up and guard the heavy footed Green Sparks stomps. Green Spark stops his stomping and then bends, grabs The Sith Lord's arm, and begins to pull him to a stand. DTG, in a last ditch effort, balls up his fist and fires a stiff right into the groin of Green Spark before forcing him chest first into the metallic barrier next to them. By this time Jaggeroth is taking the fight to MDM, he snaps a lightning fast kick landing flush in the side of MDM staggering him back, Jaggeroth switches legs and lands a shot on the other side backing The Millionaire back even farther, his back now touching the ropes. MD and Fett now both get to their feet at roughly the same time, Fett stares at MD through his helmet as if he somehow knows his opponent, MD simply flips Fett the middle finger and bolts forward, Fett has the same idea, the two men now struggle against one another in what seems like a very evenly match test of wills. DTG leaves Green Spark where he lies and positions himself up on the apron behind MDM, he and Jaggeroth share a quick glance, the two men then nod at one another as if on the same page, Jaggeroth takes a step forth before leaving his feet and aiming the soles of his shoes at MDM's chest. Jaggeroth lands his dropkick whilst DTG grabs the top rope and falls to his back causing MDM to fall back with nothing to stop him from tumbling out of the ring where he lands on his partner who was making his way back to the ring.

Fuzz: Pretty good show of teamwork there, it's just too bad they aren't, ya know...on the same team. Could you imagine, a Sith Lord and The Time Killer side by freaking side? That would be terrible.

Big Al: I for one, think it would be quite refreshing to see. Too many dogooders in this business as is. They already work well together...of course when you hold one tag titles, as Jaggeroth does, you learn the value of teamwork.

DTG, who is still laying on the apron, rolls under the bottom rope and pulls himself to a stand where Jaggeroth meets him with a stiff chop to the chest which is heard throughout the arena. That Guy fires back with a big chop of his own which is equally as loud. As the two men battle back and forth with chops, MD and Fett's struggle carries on. The two men break away from one another, they both then come back at one another at a different angle having the same result. MD, showing his eagerness to win, falls to the ground and scissors his legs around the ankles of Fett causing him to fall and land helmet first int the middle of the ring with a wicked thud. MD quickly puts his body weight down across the back of Fett, locks his hands together under his chin, and wrenches back locking in the camel clutch, muffled screams can be heard from under Fett's helmet as the ref quickly slides into position to check for a submission. Fett, however, shows a lot of heart and flat out refuses to submit to the Tennessee native. MD, wanting to break the unknown element in the match, bears down even harder on his hold, Fett however still won't submit. A few short feet away the battle of the chops draws to an end as Jaggeroth lands a punch to the mouth instead of a chop dazing DTG long enough for Jaggeroth to land a DDT in the corner of the ring, he goes for a pin but sees The Future getting back into the ring, MDM and Green Spark both rush Jagger at the same time and land a double spear flooring all three men in the process.


Fuzz: I don't know who is going to win this thing, but what I do know is if Darth That Guy doesn't get Metal Dragon off of his partner it'll be Jag and MD.

Big Al: For all we know, it could be anyone under the mask of Fett...who is to say the guy can't stand up to the hold for a good while?

TBC

Positions
MD has a Camel Clutch on Fett
DTG is laid on in the corner from a DDT by Jaggeroth
Jaggeroth is down *along with GS and MDM* from a Double Spear by MDM and GS
MDM and Green Spark are in the process of standing back up

[milliondollarman]

GreenSpark and MDM get up and looks across the ring and GreenSpark looks at MDM and shakes his head GreenSpark then gets on the top rope and MDM grabs MD like hes gonna hit a spinebuster but then lets GreenSpark hit a leg drop so they hit a death sentence
The Fuzz:OMG!did you see that death sentence
Big Al:well that didnt turn out like Metal Dragon wanted to turn out
The Fuzz:he was hoping that he would tap out for the win right there
MDM drags Jaggerath over to the ring post and then slides out of the ring he then locks in a figure four leg lock with the ring post
Big Al:if he keeps this going he could break Jaggerath's leg
DTG stands up and sees GreenSpark standing by the announcers table high fiving them and baseball slides under the bottom rope kicking him into the table he rips the moniters and stuff off the announcer table and hits a spinning neckbreaker on the table MD grabs MDM by the hair lifts him up and slams his back down on his knee hitting a backbreaker causing MDM to realase the submission
conditions:
MDM-laying on the ground after a backbreaker
MD-standing over MDM after hitting a backbreaker on him
Jaggerath-laying near the turnbuckle holding on his leg
DTG-standing over top of GreenSpark
Fett-laying in the middle of the ring after a camel clutch
GreenSpark-layed out on the remains of the announcer table

[Jaggeroth]

Jaggeroth lays against the mat trying to rub the feeling back into his legs. Darth sees that the Time Killer was wounded and sprints back into the ring. The Lord of the virgins latches onto Jaggeroth's hair and pulls him up, he positions the Time Killer against the corner turnbuckle with little resistance. Darth holds out his hand as if he was holding a can of mountain dew. Jaggeroth looks on confused as to what was happening. Darth throws his hands in the air with disgust, he points at his helmet and does the choking thing again. Jaggeroth shakes his head in agreement and starts twitching along with Darth's hand movements. Darth leads the dancing psychopath around the ring unaware of the ruse he was putting on. Metal Dragon slides back into the ring behind the Dark Zit Lord. In a sudden movement MD turns Darth around clanking his shoulder against the hard plastic helmet.

"Nice team work there, Jaggeroth kept Darth's attention long enough for MD to sneak in a European uppercut."

"I honestly though this team wouldn't work out, but this just proves that Psycho's and Red Necks have more in common than we think."

Darth fumbles to a knee, MD knocked his helmet fully around. Jaggeroth and MD slap hands and switch opponents. Jaggeroth picks up the now blinded Darth as Metal Dragon strolls over to the recovering Fett. The psychotic mastermind lifts up the dizzy Darth. That guy freaks out from the loss of sight, in a blind fury Darth shoots his fist out wildly at Jaggeroth. Jaggeroth is caught off guard as Darth lobs a few spinning punches into his chest. Darth feels the giant mass of hate in front of him and readies a last ditch effort. Jaggeroth falls to his knees as his twig and berries take the full assault of Darth's nerd rage. The Time Killer yells out every obscenity he could muster before landing on his side giving into the pain of the crotch buster kick. MDM and Green Spark are seen on the outside of the ring, they seem to be forming some sort of master plan as the four other competitors duke it out.

"Those two are up to no good."

"I bet, but that's a smart tactic. Let your opponents wear each other down before going in for the kill."

Metal Dragon has Fett up on his feet. MD kicks Fett in the abdomen doubling over the masked man and gets to work hooking him in. MD flips Fett's arm over his shoulder, he bends down latching onto the leg. Fett fights out of the suplex attempt, MD still holds onto the hooked knee. Fett jumps around on one foot and readies himself, a quick jump later and he is in the air striking MD in the chin with his free knee. The man of golden words falls face first on the canvas. Fett stands victorious over MD with his arms in the air.

"The nerd squad is gaining momentum here. Jaggeroth's reign over the tag team titles may be in jeopardy."

MDM and Green Spark believed that the time was right, they shoot into the ring with guns a-blazing. The Zit lord gets his helmet back in position, the first thing he sees is a seven foot six inch giant's dress shoe slamming into his face. Darth flips back wards from the force of the blast, he lands on his stomach. Green Spark is bringing the beating to Fett as the masked man tries to fight back with the bounty hunter's spirit inside him. Green Spark drives his monstrous fist into Fett's helmet, a well positioned punch breaks a crack through the plastic dome cover. Fett freaks out at the idea of his identity being reveled, he drops to his back and rolls out of the ring. The sneaky Tennessean raises himself behind Green Spark, in a split second he was latched onto Green Spark's side. With one arm over the shoulder and knees locked together MD pushes Green Spark over then pulls him back onto the mat.

"That's a veteran right there, he played possum long enough and knew when to attack."

"His partner isn’t doing so hot though, MDM is hammering away on the Time Killer."


MDM had Jaggeroth against the ropes, his ham bone fist was smacking away at the Time Killer's head. A small trickle of blood comes oozing its way out of Jaggeroth's shit talker. MDM grabs Jaggeroth by the throat, he tries lifting the psycho off his feet. The black belt inside Jaggeroth screams out a knife hand chop into the side MDM's neck, Jaggeroth falls to his feet holding onto his tightened neck muscles. MDM takes a knee after the assault on his brachial nerve system. The Time Killer regains his composure, it was time to take this giant out of the game. MD walks over to his partner to make sure he had the situation under control, Jaggeroth pushes him away and they both stand in obviously preplanned posses. Jaggeroth yells out a copy right infringement at Metal Dragon, informing him that it was time to get the table. MD jogs over to the table he set up in the ring during the opening minutes of the match as Jaggeroth lifts the giant back up. MD shuffles the table back over to his partner in pandemonium. The Time Killer wraps the giant's arm over his shoulder, he bends down putting his arm between the legs. A couple seconds of preparation and leg thrusting later MDM was in the air. MDM sat on Jaggeroth's shoulder with the Time Killer's arm between his legs and his hand grasping the stomach. The Time Killer free falls with the giant in hand sending the MDM on a ride to hell through the table.

"Finally the table comes into play and Jaggeroth says S.F.W to MDM's size!"

"He had to of conjured up some real Psycho strength there to lift MDM up in the air like that."

TBC.

Jaggeroth is on his knees breathing heavily from the strain of having to lift MDM up.

MDM: Laying in the rubble.

MD: Standing above MDM laughing his ass off.

Green Spark: Starting to get to his feet after the side Russian leg sweep from MD

Fett: Still at ringside trying to fix his cracked helmet.

Darth: Sneaking up on the exhausted Time Killer.

[The Unknown & GreenSpark]

DTG is sizing up the tired jaggeroth he lifts him up on his shoulders and pulls down really hard as this is happening MD is leaning a table in the corner of the ring he grabs MDM by his hair and leans him against the table GreenSpark looks up to something as he watches MD from the turmbuckle across of him he charges MD as MD turns around but MD moves and GreenSpark puts his own tag team partner through the table

The Fuzz:OMG,did you see what lust happened

Big Al:HAHA even funnier is the look on everyones faces after that happened

MD stunned more than ever after that move realizes that couldv'e been him going through the table violently MD turns around and kicks Darth no nuts in the crotch which makes him drop the time killer and fall to the ground in pain as FETT slides into the ring and in a anger GreenSpark turns around and DDT's both Jagg and MD and then gets a glass tube walks up behind Fett puts it inbetween his legs and kicks it

The Fuzz:oh no thats gotta hurt

MDM gets up and just stares at GreenSpark hes saying Why,Why would you do that to me but the crowd is so loud that you cant hear him GreenSpark then points behind him to the now standing DTG and he points to the top rope MDM walks over to him and grabs him GreenSpark jumps off the top rope and hits a hart attack then GreenSpark tosses a chair to MDM and has one for himself they stand up MD and they both swing the chairs at the same time to hit a devistating Con-Chair-To all you see is sweat and blood flying away from the chairs

The Fuzz:Well they have a smart tactic here and that is to take the legend out of the way

MDM turns around to see a foot in his foot because of a superkick by Jaggeroth GreenSpark turns around and DTG grabs him and hits Use The Force and GreenSpark rolls out of the ring in pain he sits at the metal barrier as the fans pat his shoulders DTG and The Time Killer stare at eachother in awe that they have made it this far without passing out from the pain but as Jaggeroth gets ready to charge DTG Fett locks in the full nelson and DTG starts punching him in the chest and winds Jaggeroth and he falls to the ground MDM grabs them all one by one and throws them out of the ring he then lifts up GreenSpark and throws him over the ropes and into everyone else

Conditions:
Jaggeroth,MD,Fett,DTG-layed outside of the ring after a high up suicide dive
GreenSpark-standing overtop of all of their bodies
MDM-standing in the ring laughing

[The Unknown & GreenSpark]

GreenSpark stands up MD and throws him into the ring he stands up on the apron leans back and right as he gets ready to lift off the time killer grabs his legs and he goes face first into the ring apron GreenSpark turns around still dazed and Jaggeroth hit the Slaghterama on him out side the ring and under the mask of GreenSpark his face is drenched in blood then jaggeroth realizes to late that MDM is up and standing and gets a face full of chair the force from the chair is so hard that the time killer does a backflip and then lands on his stomach

The Fuzz:OH MY GOD did you see that chair shot
Big Al:hes going to be feeling that in the morning

MDM bends over to stand up GreenSpark and Fett and DTG both dive for a diffrent leg putting MDM on his knees then they both hit him with a double drop kick but they were both on diffrent sides of him one was in front of him and the other was behind him MD now the only one standing in the ring looks at what he calles a pathetic attempt to take some one down so he motions that they need to face some one stronger Fett and the zit lord slide in the ring and stare down MD MD turns around to run off the ropes and Fett and DTG dont realize it until they get clotheslined by MD who is full of momentum all of a sudden he stands up DTG and Grabs him like he is gonna hit a rock bottom but when DTG is half way in air MD sticks out a knee and slams DTG on it he then turns around and grabs Fett and headbutts him you see a little part of Fett's mask fly away but all that is shown is his hair MD then throws Fett off the far ropes turns around and runs off the other ropes charges at him and then spears him down onto the mat he goes to pin him
ref:1........2.....

GreenSpark dives and hits a swanton bomb on both MD and Fett MD grabs his torso in pain and tries to roll out of the ring but gets grabbed by GreenSpark who throws MD off the ropes and sticks his foot up so that MD goes face first into his boot MD leaves blood on GreenSparks boot from the Big Boot GreenSpark points to MDM who is standing on the outside apron MDM leaps off the ropes does a 630 spin and slams straight down on MD who from the impact of the slam bounces up to his feet in which GreenSpark grabs his head and bounces down on his knees making MD bite his tounge so bad he cuts it he flips around the ring for a while until he comes to a stop laying there GreenSpark slides out of the ring and grabs Jaggeroth by his mask and throws him into the ring and hands him to MDM who locks in the full nelson MDM then spins the time killer lifts him on his shoulders and slams him down hitting the FU GreenSpark notices MD outside the ring leaning on the metal barrier and dives inbetween the middle ropes slamming MD back into the metal barrier but also effecting GreenSpark who went head first into the metal barrier

The Fuzz:look at GreenSparks mask its no longer bright green its more like a bright red

Big Al:and MD i drenched from head to toe in blood

MDM grabs Fett around the head in a head lock position but instead runs torward the ropes runs up them flips around and slams down Fetts head MDM then turns around thinking that there is not anybody standing up until he turns around and sees DTG and the DTG hits the Sith lord slam on MDM and then stumbles back over

CONDITION:
GreenSpark is laying outside of the ring next to MD after hitting a suicide dive on him
MD:knocked out cold leaning on a metal barrier
MDM:on the ground after getting a sith lord slam hit on him
DTG:leaning on the ropes still trying to recover from that backbreaker
Fett:holding on his head after a slice bread #2 was hit on him by MDM
Jaggeroth:still on the ground after a FU hit by MDM

[Metal Dragon]

Darth breathes heavily and assesses the situation, looking at the fallen combatants he shares the ring with. The Sith Lord stumbles toward Jaggeroth and then drops to his knees upon coming within range of him. DTG hooks the Time Killer's leg and pins his shoulders to the mat to attempt to win the match.

1...

2...

MillionDollarMan manages to elongate the bout further by coming from nowhere and dropping an elbow on the Evil Emperor. MDM rolls over and then pushes himself to his feet, facing off with the rising Darth That Guy. DTG throws a punch that lands against the towering MDM's abdominal muscles and fails to affect him much. As his target barely flinches, the Sith Lord feebly throws more fists into the same area, the result being the same every time. DTG grows weary of the offense for a moment, giving MDM just enough time to grab both sides of his head and thrust him toward the corner. Darth smashes into the turnbuckles and stays in that location while MDM runs away from him toward the far ropes. The newcomer to GHW bounces off of the ring's elastic boundary and charges back only to see a recovered Jaggeroth diving at his knee. MillionDollarMan's bumrush turns into a stumble. Realizing this, Darth runs at him before jumping and kicking both feet out, slamming a Dropkick into MDM's stomach that doubles him over. The Nebraskan Horror manages to slip out of the ring as this transpires. Darth That Guy runs to the near ropes and bounces off, wanting to get another move in on MDM, but he is simply lifted up by the member of The Future once he is in range. DTG is turned away from the ropes before a vicious Spinebuster deposits him back-first on the mat. Darth winces in pain as MDM sits on his knees, gathering himself. As the rookie crawls onto the Sith Lord in order to cover him, Jaggeroth slithers into the ring wielding some kind of object. As soon as the ref is in position and the pinfall is ready to count, MDM's hair is pulled up and the metal item that the Time Killer holds is made apparent, being placed right in the middle of MillionDollarMan's forehead.

*CLICK*

"CHEESE N' RICE!"

A staple jabs through MDM's skin, sending an immediate horrid burning sensation through his whole face. The Future member jolts off of DTG and begins flopping around on the mat like a freshly-caught fish, holding his forehead and screaming in pain. Jaggeroth senses an opportunity and quickly dives onto Luke Skywalker's daddy, stealing MDM's pinfall attempt.

"This'll be highway robbery at its finest if he ends the match here!"

1...

2...

At the last possible moment, Darth manages to kick out.

"Unbelievable!"

"These guys have balls of steel!"

"BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS."

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."

"Sweet! Didn't think you'd get the Duke Nukem reference!"

"Huh? What's a Duke Nukem?"

Still holding his dearly beloved staple gun, the Time Killer gets up and grabs DTG's head while he's at it, pulling his victim up with him. The two men stand face to face and Jaggeroth turns Darth toward the corner, then lifts the staple gun up and smacks the Sith Lord over the head with it. Darth stumbles toward the turnbuckles and ends up leaning against them, and the Nebraskan immediately begins kicking him in the stomach. DTG slumps down a little bit with each kick, eventually reaching a seated position. A recovered Fett makes his way toward the two as Jaggeroth holds DTG's hair and lifts the staple gun in the air, clicking it once to prepare his target for the excruciation of being stapled. The Bounty Hunting Fighty fighty person dives at Jaggeroth from behind with a forearm to the back, sparing his partner from experiencing that form of agony, then grabs the Time Killer's hair and pulls him away from DTG.

Fett turns Jag around and begins delivering quick punches to the face, fazing the Time Killer somewhat. The masked man then cocks his arm back and winds up for a bigger strike, but it is brushed away when it's thrown and immediately responded to with an elbow to the face from Jaggeroth. The middle American tosses the stapler to the side, then kicks Fett in the abdomen to bend him over. Jag then proceeds to pull the other Star Wars character in and hook his arms, preparing to deliver his Tiger Driver finisher known as My Drink to the Dead. Jaggeroth tries to lift the Bounty Hunter up, but Fett manages to act as dead weight and counter his assailant's intentions. The Time Killer tries to lift again, but with the same result - or lack thereof. Frustrated by his adversary's resilience, Jaggeroth shoves Fett away and immediately advances toward him with a clothesline on his mind. However, Fett halts the heavyweight's progress with a full-force closed fist right to the jaw that sends the tag champ staggering back. Jaggeroth falls down as he nears the ropes, but regains his footing and pulls himself up with the ropes' assistance before leaning with his back to them. The Bounty Hunter steps back a few feet, then charges and puts his arm out to the side, smashing a clothesline into Jaggeroth's chest. This attack hurts the mid-westerner but fails to eject him over the top rope, so the gutsy Fett backs up to try it again. This time, Jag musters up the awareness to duck and push Fett up, flipping him over and sending him flying out of the ring with a Back Body Drop. Fett slams onto the cold floor while Jaggeroth drops to one knee, then to all fours due to his weariness.

"Fett went flying from that Back Body Drop!"

"There goes the other Star Wars character! Jaggeroth just took care of one team!"

"He and Darth That Guy both look pretty beaten up, Al. If Darth can catch the Time Killer by surprise, he could be right back in control of this match."

As the last few moments transpired, Metal Dragon had been crawling away from GreenSpark, looking for a moment of solace to regroup himself. The smaller member of The Future stalks his retreating opponent before advancing behind him and grabbing his hair. Dragon is led to the barricade by the hungry rookie, then GS attempts to slam MD's head against the metal rail only for the Man of Golden Words to grab it. Dragon then throws an elbow back, sticking it right in GreenSpark's ribs. MD then quickly slips behind GS and ducks down before throwing his arm up in between his foe's legs, hitting a cheap but legal shot in this lawless match. The crowd shows a mixed reaction to the questionable tactic of a low blow, which Dragon shows complete obliviousness to as he stands straight up and begins walking toward the timekeeper's table nearby.

"First of all, the fact that Dragon is still standing shows how tough he is. Second, what on Earth is he planning?"

"The only reason to come near that desk, Fuzz... A chair."

The adrenaline-fueled and blood-soaked Tennessean grabs a chair and folds it, then immediately turns back to GreenSpark with it ready to swing. MD makes a beeline for the heavyweight, lifting the metal furniture overhead once he's in range, then swinging it down.

*CRACK*

The chair hits the back of GreenSpark's head, bouncing his upper body onto the metal barricade, which just recoils him back to where Dragon can deliver another chairshot. Rinse and repeat.

*CRACK*
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
*CRACK*
*CRACK*

GS lies lifeless against the guardrail, the fans having backed away from the carnage that unfolds mere feet from them. GreenSpark's blood drips onto the floor in the crowd's side of the barricade, adding some red to assorted spilled food, drink, and paper. MD's face is devoid of emotion as he unfolds the chair and steps back, then sets it up behind his newbie adversary. Dragon steps onto the chair and stands high, towering over GreenSpark thanks to his makeshift pedestal, the first time he's been able to tower over someone in the match thus far. GS pushes himself off of the guardrail and stumbles back, right into the waiting arms of the Nashvillian. Dragon grabs GreenSpark's hair to lean him back, then slips his left arm under GS's chin and places his right hand on the back of the rookie's head. The crowd begins cheering for what they now expect, and a second later, Metal jumps off of the chair to fall behind it and they get what they were predicting.

*CRASH*

"DEATH METAL ONTO THAT CHAIR!"

"That's how you deal with a height disadvantage! GreenSpark has to be out cold!"

The spectators begin a chant of "Metal Dragon" as the object of their current affection rolls to his back and sits up.

TBC

GreenSpark: Lying next to a chair that he was just Death Metal'd onto, outside of the ring
MDM: Stirring outside of the ring, getting ready to slide back in
MD: Sitting up outside of the ring
Jaggeroth: On all fours in the ring, recovering
DTG: In the corner of the ring trying to pull himself up
Fett: Lying outside the ring after a Back Body Drop over the top rope

[Dave Carter]

Card closed. Gonna post the results by tomorrow when I get a better chance to read all of the posts. Awesome work by all involved, this match surpassed my expectations already