Pederoso vs Phenomenon vs SOS

[pederoso]

The previous match had just finished, the hype of the match previous has the crowd in a frenzy like atmosphere. Gold and white spotlights flicker for a while over the audience before a guitar chord starts to play, exciting the crowd further.



Today will be the day to start rising up and fighting back
And from this moment on we will live our lives
With open hearts and open eyes


The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first; from Seville Spain, weighing in at 240lbs. Chris Pederosssssoooooo

Captain Charisma, Chris Pederoso, steps out on to the stage below the Titantron to be greeted with a very mixed reaction. The vast majority of fans are clearly in favour of the Ped man whilst there is a significant minority that are agitated by the sight of him. The Ped man takes his time on the stage, taking in the atmosphere. As he begins to proceed down the ramp, he sees banners on either side of the ramp against the security fence. Some have the patented C logo printed on them and some say Pederoso sucks. Either way the Spaniard ignores the banners and walk slowly and directly to the ring area.

Just keep pushing forward
We take control, we take control
Keep fighting onward
We take control, we take control
Keep pushing forward
We take control, we take control
And we will never step down

Well there he is Ladies and Gentlemen, yet another GHW aquisition. I gotta be honest Al, I've been looking forward to seeing him all night.

Yeah, what this company needs right now is a Spanish brawler who panders to the crowd. He'll just end up like the rest, jobbing to the bottom of the pile until he is eventually and inevitibly forgotton


We won't fall or hesitate and from this rotting life we disengage
Can we strive to break away and stop wasting time on these insecurities?

As he approaches the ring area, he heads to their left to walk up the ring steps. He climbs the steps and gets into the ring, still taking his time. He goes to the far right hand turnbuckle to climb the ropes and pander to the crowd. As he does, the crowd burst into a symphony of cheers and boos, Pederoso just stands there staring out to the crowd with a look of confidence and defiance on his face. He jumps down and looks towards the entrance ramp, awaiting his first two GHW opponents.

[Steve O'Shaunessy]

SOS enters the ring.

OOC: I'll edit it later.

[pederoso]

(Phenomenon enters the ring)

The music dies down as the only sound to be heard is that of the crowd, screaming for what on paper should be a thrilling contest. The three men stand in separate corners, getting a good look at the opposition before the referee begins the match. The largest man in the match, Phenomenon, stands perfectly still in one corner, nervously switching his view back and forth between his two opponents. The hated former EVPW superstar, Steve O’Shaunessy, stands in another, staring a hole through Pederoso as the Ped man confidently throws a look of readiness to both of his opponents. The referee then walks over to the side of the ring, signals to the time keeper and starts the match.

Well let’s hope this contest lives up to the hype Vortigern was building. We’re seeing the debuts of two former EVPW superstars and one exciting new Fighty fighty person from across the pond, so to speak.

Yeah I mean this, on paper, should be an amazing contest…..but it won’t be. European Fighty fighty persons suck….HARD.

Unusually, the combatant with the least experience, Phenomenon, is the first to make a move, as he walks with pace and purpose towards Shaunessy. Steve reacts quickly, ducking under the top rope, forcing the official to intervene. Shaunessy smirks at the rookie, as he slowly ducks his head back under the top rope and into the corner. The referee releases his grip of the Irishman who charges at the slippery Shaunessy, catching him before he is able to slip away with a huge clothesine, driving the air out of Shaunessy’s lungs. He then begins a full on assault on SOS, throwing heavy right hands to the skull of his adversary, who can only put his arms up to defend himself. The referee drags the Irishman out of the corner and away from Shaunessy, Phenomenon then lets out a roar of adrenaline before setting his sights on the Spaniard.

Pederoso’s facial expression hadn’t changed since the start of the match, neither had his positioning, still stood on the opposite side of the ring to the Irishman. Phenomenon’s confidence seems to have taken a sharp rise as he charges at Pederoso with a vicious visage. Chris’s complacency gets the better of him as he is too late to react to the oncoming battering ram from Ireland, as he delivers an impactful knee lift to the sternum area of Pederoso. The Ped Man doubles over and in turn is sent flying backwards into the turnbuckle with the momentum of the Irishman. Phenomenon then launches devastating right hands to Chris’s forehead, similar to those he punished SOS with. The rookie then sprints to the opposite ring ropes and rebounds towards the Spaniard. This time, Pederoso is ready for the oncoming onslaught as he grabs the top ring rope and falls back, causing the Irishman to fly over the ring ropes and out of the ring.

……well that worked.

Oh come on, it was just a bit of over exuberance from the rookie Phenomenon. I’m sure he’ll get back into the match but in the mean time, look at the two men remaining in the ring.

Before Chris had time to prepare himself, Steve poised himself and launches his left foot into the face of the Spaniard. The force of the stiff side kick from the American nearly decapitates the Ped man, as he clutches his jaw. A tooth was seen flying at his mouth on impact, which unluckily lands in a fans beer. Shaunessy wastes no time capitalising on the injured Spaniard, once more aiming his right foot at Pederoso, this time directly into the chest area, forcing the Spaniard into the turnbuckle. As he hits the corner pads, he drops into a sitting position, making himself vulnerable to the oncoming onslaught of SOS. Immediately, with sadistic pace, he begins blasting his right foot into the head and sternum of Pederoso, almost piston like. Pederoso’s head rolls around his shoulders as if he’d just been stampeded on, Steve then gives one final kick, blasting the chest of Pederoso. Steve backs off and gives a yell of adrenaline. The crowd, at this point in the match, begin to show disdain for the re-debutant.

Chris rolls to his right, screaming in absolute agony and heavily favouring his abdomen and chest. The sold out arena starts to see the twisted and sadistic side of Shaunessy. Pederoso’s lack of oxygen kicks in as he fails to roll out of the ring; instead he lies in a fatigued state on his back. SOS strolls up to him, his facial expression remains static. He lifts his left arm off the canvass and hoists his right leg over this lifeless limb. He then jumps up with his arm still firmly grasped and lands a perfectly executed leg drop directly on the shoulder joint, this time, Chris had the energy to roll out of the ring. The crowd then focus fully on the, seemingly, last man standing and jeer him at the top of their voices.

You know for a debut, he’s made quite an impression on the fans, sheesh.

Oh I see you’ve failed to mention that he has wrestled out of his skin so far, I mean look, he is on his own in there. Clearly these guys aren’t up to his le……

Numerous beer cups and hotdogs come flying into the ring aimed at SOS, although one manages to hit Big Al.

SON OF A….

TBC