Post by fartwad on May 18, 2010 5:12:37 GMT -5
Scene opens up to a new backstage interviewer peeking into a room. He looks back at the camera man and motions for him to stealthy move into position. When he does this the camera picks up Nicholas Carson tossing a big thing of green paint on a wall bearing the words GHW, which were painted before. As the paint spaltters and removes any trace of those three letters, Carson pulls up a chair and sits in it while dragging a cooler over at his feet. He opens it up and pulls out a Mountain Dew, then pulls out another and holds it over his head.
"Want one? Nobody can sneak up on ole Carson, kid."
The young man nervously laughs and walks in slowly, cautiously approaching the crazed clown. he reaches him and takes the drink from him, feeling a little more comfortable now. Nicholas points to the cooler for him to take a seat and he does.
"Your fear of me is intoxicating. You're speechless. That's not a good trait to have as a backstage interviewer."
The man stutters and tries to think of something worthwhile to say.
"Umm well, uh, what are you doing with this paint?"
Nicholas sighs and smiles as he places his hands behind his head and relaxes a little bit.
"I am watching it dry."
"Ummm ok? Whhhy?"
The newbie pops open his Mountain Dew and takes a nervous gulp of it as Carson calmly tils his head and enjoys his as well. Carson then chuckles.
"Because it sure beats the hell outta sitting through another lame ass Metal Dragon promo."
The man laughs at Nicholas, out of fear of not laughing and possibly getting killed.
"Interesting well, hey man I am the new backstage guru here. This is all I ever wanted to do, I just got hired so thanks for talking to me. Name's Rob by the way.'
The kid tries to shake Nicholas' hand but the Mauler snaps and grabs him by the hair, tossing him ruthlessly against the painted wall. Carson picks the man back up by the head and slams his head against the wall numerous times, until blood starts to form, all the way screaming
"WRONG NAME! WRONG NAME! WRONG NAME! I HATE THAT NAME!"
He stops and leaves the newly hired, now newly fired man laying horribly mangled
EOT
"Want one? Nobody can sneak up on ole Carson, kid."
The young man nervously laughs and walks in slowly, cautiously approaching the crazed clown. he reaches him and takes the drink from him, feeling a little more comfortable now. Nicholas points to the cooler for him to take a seat and he does.
"Your fear of me is intoxicating. You're speechless. That's not a good trait to have as a backstage interviewer."
The man stutters and tries to think of something worthwhile to say.
"Umm well, uh, what are you doing with this paint?"
Nicholas sighs and smiles as he places his hands behind his head and relaxes a little bit.
"I am watching it dry."
"Ummm ok? Whhhy?"
The newbie pops open his Mountain Dew and takes a nervous gulp of it as Carson calmly tils his head and enjoys his as well. Carson then chuckles.
"Because it sure beats the hell outta sitting through another lame ass Metal Dragon promo."
The man laughs at Nicholas, out of fear of not laughing and possibly getting killed.
"Interesting well, hey man I am the new backstage guru here. This is all I ever wanted to do, I just got hired so thanks for talking to me. Name's Rob by the way.'
The kid tries to shake Nicholas' hand but the Mauler snaps and grabs him by the hair, tossing him ruthlessly against the painted wall. Carson picks the man back up by the head and slams his head against the wall numerous times, until blood starts to form, all the way screaming
"WRONG NAME! WRONG NAME! WRONG NAME! I HATE THAT NAME!"
He stops and leaves the newly hired, now newly fired man laying horribly mangled
EOT