Wreckingball/ Gangsta v. PC

[The Original Demolitionist!]

CJ: Well it's obvious the fans have already got their money's worth tonight, and the legendary Nexus match is still coming up... Hey, that match is on tonight, isn't it?

AM: Yes (in a rather exasperated tone)

The lights in the arena go out, and the GHWtron turns on, showing a darkly metallic surface. A couple of seconds later, the darkly metallic surface seems to pull away, revealing the image was a large wrecking ball on a chain. The wreckingball appears to slowly retreat into the distance before suddenly jerking forward and smashing into the screen, "cracking" it. As the shards fall away, they reveal a short video clip showing Wreckingball pulverising his opponents. At the same moment as the smashing, the song "Psychotron" by Megadeth roars deafeningly loudly through the PA system!

"Assassin in stealth
Assailant from hell
Impervious to damage!
Computer on board
Engaged in a war
Non stop Combatant!

Maybe not a mutant... maybe a man!
Part bionic, and organic, not a cyborg!
Part bionic, and organic, not a cyborg... call him Psychotron!

Burning inside
Godspeed in glide
Battle plan running!
A killing machine
Just downright mean
And forever gunning!"

Wreckingball stands up, leaving his seat in the audience beforehand. He makes his way down to the ring, shaking hands and bumping fists all the way down. As the song fades, he lifts himself over the safety barrier and gets a first good look at the crowds. He then proceeds to meet the fans on the ramp from backstage to the ring and meet the fans around the ring itself with the same gestures- shaking hands and bumping fists. Eventually, he climbs into the ring.

He is dressed in a Buffalo Bills football jersey, with the number "06" on the front, and the number "06" below "Wreckingball" on the back. He is also wearing baggy, multicoloured long wrestling trousers, steel toed boots and a bandanna.

TBC

[Young Gangsta]

Human Wreckingball in now standing on the second turnbuckle saluting the fans as "Psychotron" begins to fade. All that is heard now is the sound of cheering fans as Charlie Coors, standing at the opposite corner of the ring, raises the microphone to his mouth.

Charlie Coors: And his partner, making his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan, standing at six feet and nine inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and fifty-seven pounds: YOUUUNNNNNG GANGGGGSTAAAA!


The previously heard cheers intensify as "We Takin' Over" by DJ Khaled beings to play over the arena speakers. The curtains shake and onto the stage comes Young Gangsta, walking with a swagger and dressed in his trademark outfit: bullet proof vest and all. He looks around the arena for a second before throwing up his arms, making the "Westside" symbol with his hands. He then begins to walk to the ring, shaking the hands of fans along the way.

"Big" Al Mulligan: Poor Wreckingball, I don't know how anyone could win with this guy as his partner
Colin "The Fuzz" Jennings: Now now Al, you saw the chemistry they had earlier this week in Gangsta's locker room
No, chemistry is what Jaggeroth and that Wolverina have
No it's not! Anyone with half a brain can tell what he has over her is not chemistry, it's control
Oh, so I don't even have half a brain? This conversation is over Fuzz

As Colin tries to mend his relationship with "Big" Al, Young Gangsta has made it to the ring and meets The Human Wreckingball in the center with a handshake, obviously pleasing the fans, as they continue to cheer. YG then walks over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle and makes the "Westside" symbol again with his hands. He hops off and heads over to join HWB as "We Takin' Over" begins to fade...

TBC

[Wolverina]

As they wait, the song "Progenies of the Great Apocalypse", by Dimmu Borgir kicks into gear, sending the GHW world into a rowdy spurt of deafening jeers. The Wreckingball perks up, brows downward to match his partner's - they're definitely ready. The song plays half way through but the King of Psycho doesn't show.

The Fuzz: What's going on here? Is Jaggy coming out? Can't he get the intro part right?

Big Al: Does it matter? Who is going to tell him to do them properly? You?

The Fuzz: Good point.

HWB and YG kinda shrug things off and get into a crouched, ready stance, prepared for battle either way. The song plays all the way but still no signs of Jaggeorth or his "partner" Wolverina, causing HWB to stand up and question the ref about what's going on. After getting no answers he backs up and WHAM, he goes down from a brute shot across the back of the head from the unseen assailant. YG winds up the same, both falling victim. It's Jaggeroth in all his glory, dressed in his disgusting jumpsuit and mask, with his half of the tag titles slung across the canvas at his feet. Under the massive amount of boos, the Time Killer begins to stomp away on the pair.

The Fuzz: What a cowardly son of a b!tch! He couldn't man up and do things the way they should be done, He-

Big Al: Heeee did what he had to do. A smart man uses all his resources, even if some are frowned upon. Not much is known about this Young Gangsta guy, so Jaggy decided to take them both out from the get-go just to be on the safe side.

Amid the cowardice act, another volley of hate is heard as Grimy C comes walking down the aisle with the reluctant tag partner, Wolverina in tow. He's got her held by the arm, jerking her as she keeps a death grip on the bag of drugs held close to her bosoms. In his free hand is the Golden Angel title. She is dressed to impress again - well impress Jaggy anyway, it consisting of:



The two make it down to the ring where Grimy rips the bag away from her and places it under the bottom buckle and points into the ring. She follows his directives and rolls in, popping up to a quick stand as Jaggeroth stands over HWB. The two share a brief little looks-can-kill stare down before the Psycho King points to the top buckle, doing the hand motions for her to execute her patented "Wish Upon a Shooting Star" finisher. She grits her teeth and turns her back toward him in order to scale the buckles.

The Fuzz: This is heartbreaking to watch. That poor girl.

Big Al: That poor girl is going to seal the deal before the match begins. Kick back and enjoy it, Jaggeroth isn't working by the hour tonight, haha.

Once she places her hands at either side of the top buckle, she stops and looks up, taking in a deep breath. Without warning she spins back around, hiking up her knee to her chest then pumping her leg outward, colliding the end of her foot with Jaggeoth's cloud face.

The Fuzz: GOODNESS GRACIOUS! GOODNESS GRACIOUS! GOODNESS GRACIOUS! SHE KNOCKED HIS NO GOOD BLOCK OFF YEEEEES!

Big Al:(Slightly annoyed by The Fuzz's minor copyright infringement) Well thank you Jim Ross, state the obvious why don't ya? I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE JUST DID THAT!

The ear-gnawing cheers aren't heard through the madness consuming Wolveirna's mind as she goes to work, stomping a mudhole in Jaggy but not giving him the courtesy of walking it dry. Grimy C, clutching his heart at ringside, finally overcomes the "heart attack" long enough to knee onto the apron to shout at the angry People's Princess. He's shut up immediately, recipient of a Goodness Gracious super-kick as well, sending him sprawling to the floor with his chin mangled badly for a facial reconstruction surgeon to deal with sometime in the near future. After dropping the sorry prick she looks down, spotting the green bag o' meds under the last buckle. Quickly darting to it she snatches it, bringing it up with a feverish unzipping. Jaggeroth lies dormant as she walks back to him, fumbling through the stuff before finally just simply stopping. Reaching in, she picks out a certain item then turns and empties the bag of paraphernalia over the Time Killer's body.

Big Al: She's an idiot, she's gonna get fired. Remember what Jaggeorth said about the tag title stuff?

The Fuzz: Nooo, he said she can't WALK OUT of the tag team, or REFUSE to tag in. He said nothing of doing what she just did. She found a loophole, Al. Jaggy got duped and I love it!

As the noise level in the arena registers on the seismic scale, Wolfie slips the retrieved item, the Cestus (spiked glove), on her left hand and sits on her tormentor's chest. Her right hand grabs a strong hold of his hair and lifts his head up as she begins a hellacious, destructive onslaught of punches down across the area of his head where the mask ends and flesh begins. A few gashes open from the horrible scar tissue on his head, letting some blood start to flow, yet she doesn't stop. The Christian Cutie keeps pounding, screaming, pounding, screaming, letting every bad thing in her life out at the end of every strike. Finally her arm gives out, worn and burnt, fatigued. Wolverina stands up and arches her body, stretching her arms out in her super-face crucifix gesture while letting out a loud, long wolfish howl (think UFC star Quinton Jackson here). The referee gets her to calm down after a few moments and orders her to go to her corner so he can figure out what in the heck to do with all of this. She obeys, stepping onto the ring apron and waving her hand to get the crowd behind HWB and Young Gangsta.

The Fuzz: This is what I call poetic justice!

Big Al: This isn't fair to Jaggeorth at all! I can't believe the ref is going to allow this. She still has that damn glove on too, get that off of her!

Jaggy's music, which oddly enough played all the way through again, providing soundtrack to his own beatdown, finally ends as the referee just grabs his hair in frustration before shouting and signaling for the bell.

DING DING DING

TBCB HWB or YG.

[Young Gangsta]

The arena is still buzzing after what just transpired. Wolverina is still waving her arms, working the crowd. Across the ring at the opposite corner are Young Gangsta and Human Wreckingball, jokingly playing rock, paper, scissors to determine who will enter the ring first against the still grounded and bloodied Jaggeroth. Rock beats scissors and Young Gangsta remains in the ring as Human Wreckingball steps through the ropes and begins to watch on from out of the ring.

Look at that, such disrespect to a great in this company
I wouldn't exactly call Jaggeroth a great, but he is for sure not one to be taken this lightly, even in his current state after that assault
Especially by this loser

Young Gangsta makes his way over to the Jaggeroth, who is still laying on the mat. A small puddle has formed on the mat from the blood that has been trickling down from his forehead. YG, still somewhat unsure of what happened, looks down at The Time Killer, raises his own leg, and stomps on Jaggeroth's forearm. For the first time since the attack, he moves to clutch his arm. He also lets out a soft groan, but that is drowned out by the cheers of the fans. Those same cheers begin to give YG something to feed off, and as a grin forms on his face, he raises his leg again and unleashes another stomp, this time to Jag's left thigh. This causes the masked man to sit up, only to roll over to grab his leg. The fans continue to cheer as the happy YG backpedals into the ropes, and using his momentum charges at Jaggeroth, leaps in the air, and lands on his opponent in a seated position.

A leg drop?! Really? Tell me that's not taking him lightly. He's just pandering to this worthless crowd. That's not going to get him far
In his defense "Big" Al, Jag is still on the ground

Colin would be correct as Jaggeroth is still on the ground. YG kneels next to Jag and reaches over to grab him by his hair, but while reaching out, Jaggeroth lets an elbow fly and it connects right with Gangsta's cheek. The smirk has now disappeared as a new look of disgust appears on the dark man's face. He positions himself in a full mount over The Psycho King's body, as Wolfie had done so mere minutes ago, and begins to let a flurry of shots out: Lefts, rights, rights, lefts, elbows, even a headbutt. Eliciting another set of cheers from the fans, this continues until the referee counts to four before he gets off. Walking away from Jag, Young Gangsta is followed by the referee, who is warning him to fight cleanly. He turns and brushes by the ref, walks over to Jaggeroth, and grabs him by the hair again, but this time helps him regain a vertical base. He makes a fist and swiftly hits him in the gut. With Jag doubled over, YG knees him not once, not twice, but three times in kidney region. He then wraps The Time Killer's arm around his shoulders and steps over one of Jag's legs, locking in an abdominal stretch.

You don't have to like him, but you have to admit that he's wrestling very well here tonight
I don't have to admit anything when that druggie over there cheap shotted Jaggy

As if by pure instinct, Jaggeroth swings his loose arm and a smack connects with YG's face. This not only stuns Gangsta, but some fans are quiet. Jaggeroth swings again, this time with a closed fist and it connects square with YG's chin this time, and forces his grip to be loosened just enough for Jag to reposition himself, and using his free arm, he reaches over for Young Gangsta's legs, and sweeps him up. He pauses for a moment as he has Gangsta held in the air, and simply drops to his side, landing a sidewalk slam. He doesn't let up, even as the cheers go silent, and the silence turns to boos. He turns over and rises back to his feet, and slowly walks over to the ropes, hops onto the middle rope, and backflips majestically onto the torso of Young Gangsta as the boos intensify.

Look at that technique; I could've sworn Jericho just preformed that lionsault
And with only two offensive maneuvers, Jaggeroth is in control of this match
Tell me that doesn't make him a great in this business
It does make him a force to be reckoned with, which he has been over the last year or so

Like Gangsta had done to him earlier, Jaggeroth gets a running start, leaps into the air and landing in a sitting position and driving his back onto YG. He continues his attack on YG without showing signs of slowing down anytime soon, much to the dismay of Wolverina and the concerns of Human Wreckingball, YG's friend and partner for the evening. Jaggeroth gets up and stomps the down man's head, and reaches for that same spot to lift him up. Once Young Gangsta is standing, Jag wastes little time to let out a kick that connects right with Gangsta's chest and sends him back into the ropes. On the rebound, he comes charging at Jag and dives at him, but the smaller man is a few steps ahead of YG and is able to grab onto his body, and rotate him in mid air as he connects with a bone shattering powerslam.

Now building momentum and perhaps feeling a bit arrogant and getting ahead of himself, Jaggeroth turns away from YG and looks to his own corner and sees Wolverina. He stares at her in disgust and says something to her which apparently upsets her. But he doesn't stop to notice and makes his way to the ropes, climbs through the top and middle ones, and begins to rise to the top turnbuckle. He turns and now faces the crowd with his back to the ring. He raises his middle finger to the arena eliciting deep, hating boos. He launches off the turnbuckle and while rotating his body, he also manages to barrel roll expecting to land on the limp body of YG, but he is met with two knees brought into Gangsta's body.

He landed awkwardly on Young Gangsta's legs
Of course he landed awkwardly on them, that wasn't what he expected to land on
A veteran counter for sure by Young Gangsta. Now both men lay on the ground and whichever man gets up and reaches their corner for a tag will surely give control to their team
Yeah, let's just make sure that Wolf bitch doesn't try anymore funny stuff

TBC

[Jaggeroth]

Young Gangsta crawls on his belly towards his corner, he reaches out for his partner's hand so he can escape the hell Jaggeroth wanted to bring upon his soul while the Time Killer lays in the middle of the ring after the failed Houston Hangover. Wolverina cheers on the other team as Human Wrecking Ball enters the competition. He sprints over to Jaggeroth like a fat kid gunning it for the last piece of cake, he hooks his elbow before dropping his girth over Jaggeroth's exposed guts. A bloody murder scream break above the noise of the rioting crowd as Jaggeroth shakes like a stroke victim caught up in an earthquake, he can feel his stomach shooting up his wind pipe. HWB rolls his way back off the ground and starts to work the crowd, he feeds off their energy and signals that the beginning of the end was at hand. Wrecking Ball latches his ham bone fist onto Jaggeroth's ill kept locks then pulls him up by the hair to his feet. Wrecking ball holds his paws up like a grizzly bear and challenges the Psychopath to a test of strength.

"Jaggeroth doesn't fight fair, why is he giving him an open spot?"

"HWB is like a big cuddly bear, but you're right, he shouldn't be giving that mad man the chance."

Jaggeroth wobbles in place for a few moments before lifting his finger in defiance to HWB's challenge. The Original Demolitionist lowers his hands with a sadden face leaving himself open for Jaggeroth to strike the big man, a blur rips from Jaggeroth's side striking HWB in the soft flesh at the side of his neck with the ridge of the hand. HWB flinches from the pain but shakes it off as Jaggeroth comes in for a collar and elbow tie up. The two behemoths struggle for superiority in this situation, HWB backs Jaggeroth up in the corner of a empty turnbuckle then breaks the hold. The crowd lets loose with a hail storm of WOOOOOO! as HWB slaps the chest of the Time Killer. Stroke after stroke rips into Jaggeroth's swollen chest, the crowd is standing up and marking out as loud as they can as Wolverina and Young Gangsta cheer on Jaggeroth's destruction. The Time Killer gets fed up with the current situation, a quick explosion out of the corner sends HWB to the ground with a mighty clothesline. The limping Time Killer shakes the pain out of his arm as he stumbles trying to get out over HWB's body. The Wrecking Ball grabs the ankle of the stumbling psychopath and trips him, Jaggeroth lands face first on the mat, the blood from his bleeding head leaves a small crimson mark on the mat. Wrecking Ball starts working over Jaggeroth's limbs on the ground, the Psycho King works his way out of the situation with a well placed back elbow into Wrecking Ball's noise.

"The Time Killer is in a fight for his life here, they just won't ease up on the poor man."

"Yeah, let us feel bad for the Psycho King...He's done so much to gain the pity of the masses since he brutally raped that poor little girl sitting right over there."

The two titans of the ring make their way back up to their vertical base, Jaggeroth wraps an arm around the ring ropes and tries making his way to his corner for the tag. The Wrecking Ball feels a little sympathy for the poor girl Jaggeroth forced to tag with him and decides that the Time Killer needs to fight this one on his own. Jaggeroth is a mire inch away from slapping his reluctant partners hand before two massive arms wrap around his bruised and battered guts, Jaggeroth is lifted up off the ground as the Wrecking Ball shows off his strength keeping the Nebraskan Leviathan in the air. HWB applies all the force he can onto Jaggeroth's rib cage. Jaggy tries kicking his legs and getting closer to his partner but suddenly goes into a painful limp as the force becomes almost to much to bear. Wolverina sits in her corner laughing as Jaggeroth's suffering continues, something Jaggy didn't take to kindly. He raises his fingers and shouts out the fact that her mother was street walker, Wolfie's face turns sour as she climbs the turnbuckle. Haven stands on the top rope doing her cross pose before bending her knees and bouncing off, she turns sideways in the air landing across Jaggeroth and sending the three down to the mat.


"What's she doing! She was two seconds away from being free of that assholes grip!"

"Friend or not, Jaggeroth GAVE her the title and that's something you just can't walk away from."

The dog pile hits the mat, Wolverina slips off her satanic partner as he rolls off the side of the Human Wrecking Ball. HWB rolls out of the ring after having the combined four hundred plus weight of Wolfie and Jag land on top of him. Young Gangsta leaps from the ring and rushes over to his partner on the outside making sure the Wrecking Ball was ok. Wolverina keeps her attention to the outside of the ring begging Wrecking Ball to get back in the ring, she was unaware of the black cloud rising behind her. Jaggeroth turns her around as a little whelp escapes her lungs in shock to see him up so quickly. Jaggeroth grabs her by the hair and gives it an upwards tug. Young G is helping HWB back up to his feet on the outside, he gets Wrecking Ball up and standing, Young yells for his partner to look out as he gazes up. Jaggeroth was standing near them with a Wolfie sized package above his head. Wolfie screams her head off to be let go, but Jaggeroth would have none of that as he dumps her tiny, barely clothed body onto his opponents.

"Now that was a dick move

"She brought it upon herself. Who goes and attacks their partner while he's trying to get the upper hand in a title match?"

Jaggeroth rolls out of the ring and onto the floor to inspect the damage. He fetches Wolfie off the ground and grabs the strings she was wearing and violently throws her back into the ring. HWB is next, Jaggy grabs on and lifts up but bangs his head against the ring before chucking him in. HWB stands holding onto his face as the rampaging Psycho King re-enters the ring. HWB is kicked into the corner by Jaggeroth as Wolfie is beginning to stand, The Psycho King goes berserk, fists start plowing into HWB's face along with a few snap front kicks. The Wrecking Ball tries to defend himself as Wolverina tries turning Jaggeroth around to get him to stop, Jaggeroth in all his rage grabs her by the back of the head and starts using her face a battering ram against HWB's chest without missing a beat. Wolverina falls down from the sudden head shock as Jaggeroth sends HWB running towards the ropes.


TBC

[The Original Demolitionist!]

CJ: That poor girl….

AM: I… I really have to agree…

Wreckingball hurls towards the ropes, but instead of bouncing off them and heading for Jaggeroth, he grabs onto the rope and uses the rope to come to a stop. Immediately, the Metal Warrior sprints across the ring, intent on attacking Jaggeroth in an attempt to pull him back and away from his unfortunate tag partner, Wolverina. Wreckingball grabs forward, catching hold of Jaggeroth’s filthy boiler suit and manages to drag him back a short way before the Time Killer brutally elbows him in the ribs, distracting him for long enough to break free and tag in his partner.

CJ: Come on Wreckingball, you give him what for! Yeah!

AM: Now, that was a smart move on the Time Killer’s part… using the element of surprise.

CJ: There’s an element called surprise? That’s not on MY periodic table.

AM: You piss me off so much sometimes, Colin. Either you have no sense of humour, no brain cells… I think you might be lacking in both of them.

CJ: My mummy said I was clever…

AM: The less said about your mother, the better.

The referee begins counting backward from five, down to four, three, two…

Once he does this, Jag stamps backward onto Wreckingball’s foot causing him to double over in pain for a short while. The vile creature grabs Wreckingball’s head and shoves it into a front facelock, while using the other arm to underhook Wreckingball’s left arm. He looks at Wolverina, expecting her to join in. She simply folds her arms and watches until the referee counts down to one and her partner leaves the ring, glaring over at her.

CJ: Talk about passive aggression. I’m just wondering how he’s going to continue the match, because he doesn’t look like the sort who would attack a girl. Oh well…

AM: If he doesn’t fight her, he won’t deserve one of those tag team championship belts.
CJ: Well, I’m sure we’ll find out what he treasures more. Championship or sportsmanship?

An uncomfortable, apprehensive expression spreads across the Metal Warrior’s face as he looks at Wolverina and realises that he actually has to fight a girl. He murmurs to Wolverina, and she just manages to hear what the ‘Ball says.

HWB: Wolverina… I’m so sorry about this. I hope you can forgive me. Listen, once all this is over… if you want to be free of him (at which point Wreckingball points towards Jaggeroth), you only have to ask.

Wolverina nods, before moving her feet away from each other and crouching, to lower her centre of gravity. She then charges forwards as fast as she can, evidently hellbent on speartackling her rather heavy opponent. Just before hitting him, she flings her left arm across Wreckingball’s chest while using her left leg to trip him from behind as she passes him. Her opponent tries to keep his balance, but to no avail. As Wreckingball hits the mat back-first, his opponent lands face-first on the mat… and she still has her left arm across HWB’s chest!


The referee makes his way over to the couple, and begins counting for the pin.

Referee: One… Tw…

He gets no chance to finish the count- or even the word “Two”, as Wreckingball manages to slide out from under Wolverina’s lateral press. When he passes under the People’s Princess’s arm, he uses both of his hands to catch onto his opponent’s wrist. As soon as he is completely free, he pivots his body ninety degrees so he is sitting on her upper back. Keeping both hands firmly grasping Wolverina’s wrist, Wreck places his legs either side of her arm at the shoulder before he stands up, hyperextending the whole arm and pulling upwards at the wrist in a standing variation of the Fujiwara armbar. Before Wolverina can act, Wreckingball jumps upward and then throws himself backwards and onto the mat, flipping over Wolverina in the process and shifting from a Fujiwara to a jujigatame instead.

AM: Does he even know of a submission hold that isn’t an armbar?

CJ: Yeah, he used the Scorpion Deathlock on Enmity last week.

AM: Really?

CJ: You didn’t see it? Oh, you were too busy watching Enmity grind broken glass in his face.

Meanwhile, instead of trying to break the hold or counter it, Wolverina begins reaching out with her good arm in the direction of the closest ropes. After a lot of painful stretching, her index finger JUST manages to brush the rope. The referee begins counting for a rope break, and Wreckingball reluctantly releases her as the referee reaches “four”.

Wolverina quickly gets to her feet before heading to her corner and tagging in Jaggeroth, who immediately goes for the huge Metal Warrior. As he approaches his opponent, he jumps feet-first and delivers a brutal dropkick to the face of Wreckingball, who spits a great deal of blood and also a tooth onto the mat. Jaggeroth gets to his feet very quickly, while his opponent locks his hands together in a Polish Hammer. The Original Demolitionist roars in sheer fury before spinning rapidly and smashing those two joined hands into the nose and cheek of the Time Killer. Wreck follows through with this by dealing a devastating flurry of left and right hooks, finishing with a quick left-hand jab to the throat of his opponent. HWB takes a few quick steps backwards before dropping his body a little and charging forwards to try and hit his opponent with a powerful shoulder thrust, but Jaggeroth sidesteps it and rams Wreckingball head-first into the turnbuckle. Wreckingball is saved before his opponent brutalises him further, as Young Gangsta races over and tags him before tearing the two men off each other, shoving Jaggeroth back first against the turnbuckle and slamming his fist straight into the nose of the Time Killer.

AM: I just don’t know why Gangsta doesn’t simply go and steal the belts.

CJ: I know why. Because he is a changed person, you idiot!

As the Metal Warrior leaves the ring, he turns around so he is on the other side of the turnbuckle to the dazed Jaggeroth and facing towards the centre of the ring. Before Time Killer manages to recover completely from Gangsta’s haymaker, Wreckingball reaches around the turnbuckle with both arms and holds his opponent in place. With Jaggeroth unable to defend himself, Gangsta delivers a flurry of brutal blows to his opponent…

TBC

Note to all: I did modify this post after posting it. However, all I did was add some HTML tags.

[Jaggeroth]

The Time Killer is caught, even his mighty psycho strength was starting to fail him as this match dredged on. Young Gangsta was putting Jaggeroth through the jail house paces with the beating he was admitting against Jaggy's skull. Rage built inside the Time Killer's body, the demon was about to unleash all over this burden of society. Planning it with the rhythm of the pounding, Jaggeroth, snaps his head back with the extra force supplied by YG, HWB loosens his grip as Jaggeroth channeled Gangsta's aggression from his face and snapping it back into his partner's cranium. Wrecking Ball finally lets go and falls off the ring and to the ground outside, his lard slapping the with a mighty *clerplop*

"Didn't Young Gangsta realize he was only helping Jaggeroth escape?"

"Jaggeroth may be a barbarian sized brute, but he's got some smarts inside that twisted mind of his."

Jaggeroth grabs onto the shocked Gangsta and switches places with him. Gangsta finds out the hard way that the Psycho King still has a copious supply of fight still in him. The plight of the well fare system is fed his daily dose of vitamin soup bones, Jaggeroth works Gangsta's jaw line with a few stiff punches. Feeling a little left out, the ref, yanks on Jaggeroth's shirt with force trying to get the Time Killer's attention. The usual ref and heel exchange goes on between the two, the ref raises his zebra shirt yelling that he was in charge of this rodeo, Jaggeroth just shrugs him off so he can get back to work. Surprise Jaggy! The Gangsta was up and ready to pounce, the two exchange vicious blows amongst themselves while Haven screams for Gangsta to get serious. Detroit's finest pushes off Nebraska's shame, sending the Time Killer back a few feet, and points behind the ref. The official looks behind him with a confused expression on his face as Gangsta's shin travels beyond Jaggeroth's knees and into zipper territory. Wolfie and the crowd cheer their heads off at the antics of the jail bird while the official continues to prance around with his thumb up his butt, oddly oblivious to Gangsta's dirty tactics.

"REF! Get your eyes back on the match and do your job!"

"What are you talking about? I didn't notice anything go afoul."

Young Con starts dancing much to the delight of the crowd while Jaggy falls to his knees, his unsavory "O" face thwacking the mat. Detroit's new found hero poses over the body of the slain psycho dragon as if there was a statue being chiseled for his brave deeds, he would pay for his undeserved bravado. Jaggy reaches up with his mighty dukes and clamps them around the Youngins' belt, Gangsta is pulled down to his knees, Jaggeroth wraps his legs around his waist and switches his grip to the bullet proof vest. Gangsta battles with Jaggeroth's entire body as he's pulled in closer, what he sees coming his way almost scares the black out of him. Jaggeroth is pulling the past and future convict towards his open mouth, his canines freshly sharpened for just this occasion. Young screams out in vain, there was no escape as the soft flesh of his neck comes in closer towards the jowls of Jaggeroth. Before the demonic lion can sink his teeth into his victim, Gangsta, is magically delivered from harm as he floats out of Jaggeroth's grasp and to the outside of the ring.


"Jaggeroth almost got Just One Fix off on Young Gangsta! That could of been the end of this debacle..."

"But it wasn't, so there..."

"So what? We going back to fifth grade now?"

Wolverina and HWB are on the outside with the liberated Gangsta, Jaggeroth stumbles his way up the ropes screaming at his rebellious partner, Haven doesn't take to kindly to this and slides back into the ring to confront her corrupter. The two argue like an old couple while Gangsta Balls try to form a strategy on the outside. The Psycho King gets fed up with his Queen's menstrual fueled ranting, he simply tells her "Whatever bitch!" before sending her sprinting towards the opposing ropes. Jaggy bends over and waits for Haven to come running back at him, as her knees bang into his shoulders he lifts up with his hands wrapped around her tiny ankles, Haven somersaults into the air as Young Gangsta moves out of the way of oncoming Christian bomb. The thighs of the Extreme Queen lands spread across Wrecking Ball's face, a fate he almost welcomed, sending the Ball's tonnage to the floor. Gangsta slips back under the ropes and into the ring to do battle yet again with the Nebraskan Leviathan while Wolfie tries to apologize to Wrecking Ball on the outside.

"That masked mad man has some damn anger issues. Why does he have to treat that poor girl like that?"

"Why not? She isn’t helping him one bit, might as well use the dead weight as a weapon."

Gangsta is back in the ring and getting the better of Jaggeroth with quick jabs as the worn out Nebraskan tries backing away. Jaggy combo breaks Young's jabbing assault with a simple, well placed thumb in the eye socket. The Gangsta strafes up the ropes with his hand smothered over his spasmodic eye as Jaggeroth readies his attack. Getting behind and under the pride of Detroit, Jaggeroth, puts his head between Gangsta legs, a gruff and humph later and Young is off his feet and sitting on Jaggy's shoulders. The Psycho King parades his shocked quarry over to the middle of the ring, his legs start to shake from the stress of the ongoing slug fest. Young rains his fist down on the Time Killer's head to no avail, Jaggy kicks his feet out in front of him and tucks his head into his chest, Gangsta's grill meets the mat with blood thirsty force.

"Electric chair drop! A worthy fate for Gangsta don't ya think?"

"That was sooo just in bad taste. But now Jaggeroth is signaling for something else here!"

Jaggeroth raises above the prone Gangsta, his fist rips into the air with a triumphant showing as he screams out "SLAUGHTERAMAAAAA!" He hurries to pick up the scrawled out Young , he takes a few steps back with him then sends him running towards the ropes with a strong Irish whip. As Gangsta comes back Jaggeroth starts preparing for the lift up, his hands lower as his knees buckle down preparing for the force. Gangsta comes back with his own plan though, he springs like a bullfrog into the bruised and battered ribs of the Time Killer with his shoulder, planting the lunatic to the mat.

"JAGGEROTH JUST DROPPED HIS MONEY ALL OVER THE RING!"

Young quickly lays out over the Psycho King, hooking the leg, as the ref comes down for the pin.


tbc

[Young Gangsta]

The referee yells "Oneeee!" almost simultaneously as his hand slaps the canvas once. Nearly every fan in the arena either stands up in excitement or leans towards the edge of their seat in anticipation.
"Twoooo" as the black and white sleeved arm hits the mat with a second thud. A few gasps can be heard as a silenced crowd waits for the final succeeding number. The referee's arm is raised and for a split second stays high above his body, until finally he shoots it towards the ground for a final time.
Just as "Thr--" can make it out of his mouth, he is forced to stop his dropping arm because Jaggeroth has managed to roll his free shoulder off of the mat. Young Gangsta gets off of the man's body and kneels next to it increduoulsly. He just cannot believe that after all of the effort he's put into fighting the masked man, he still hasn't won. "OHHHH"s and groans can be heard from all directions as the fans had also thought this bout was over.

Did you see how close he was? It was unreal!
Do you see any cigars Fuzz? It was only close, nothing more.

Wolfie and Wrecking Ball look on from out of the ring in shock, perplexed that Jaggeroth still had life in him after such an impact. The referee finally confirms his call by looking over to the announcers shouting "Twoooo" and putting up two fingers on each hand. Young Gangsta makes it back to his feet, and while feeling a little defeated, kicks the ribcage of Jaggy for good measure. He then walks over to the corner perpendicular to The Time Killer's body, climbs through the top and middle rope, and ascends to the top of the turnbuckle to face the man a few feet below him.

He's setting up for something big here.
Yeah, I guess you could say he's looking to steal the show. HAHA!
This is it, If he lands the Ridin' Spinnaz -Did I say that right?- It's all over.

All the time, the crowd is cheering him on, hoping he can land this finishing blow onto Jaggeroth's body. YG bends at the knees and simply leaps into the air. He tucks his legs into his chest as he soars, rotating through the air. His legs are finally released when he is able to maneuver himself into a seated position parallel above the mat and Jaggeroth. The latter has other plans though, and as if by instinct alone, The Psycho King rolls his limp body from under Young Gangsta's aim. Unfortunately for Gangsta, it's too late for him to recover, and he accelerates and crashes into the canvas.

It sure looks like Young Gangsta just got reduced to the Youthful Ruffian!
Come on Al, show a little sympathy. I'm sure everyone's been there at least once.
Nope! Good Fighty fighty persons can recover and land flat on their feet, not asses.

By now, both men have been laying on the mat for a few seconds now. The referee walks over to YG, kneels next to him, and asks if he'd like to continue the match. He hears the response and heads over to Jaggeroth, who has made it to a knee himself, and asks him if he would also be able to continue. Instead of answering like his opponent, Jaggy rises to both feet and brushes the referee away. He slowly limps over to his corner and extends his arm to Wolverina. She looks at it momentarily, refusing to tag it, but is quickly reminded by Jaggeroth of the stipulations he set before the match. She swiftly, yet reluctantly slaps his hand, and the two engage in a stare-off for a few seconds, until The People's Princess climbs through the ropes and into the ring as Jaggy continues staring daggers into her. The ref gets in between them and begins to count, implying for Jaggeroth to exit the ring. He finally does so and the match returns.

Poor girl, you can tell she doesn't really want to be in the ring right now.
Boo hoo... She's a GHW superstar. She'll find her groove; just give her a second...

She cautiously walks towards the laying YG and squats next to him. Wolfie helps him regain a seated position on the mat and leans in to whisper something inaudible into his ear. She then graciously lifts herself back up and backpedals to the ropes. Haven picks up speed as she nears Young Gangsta and at the last second, she hops leaning back and connects her shin with Gangsta's temple. He falls back down to the mat, but is helped up again by The Christian Cutie. As soon as she does though, she delivers a knee to his midsection, doubling him over. Capitalizing on the opportunity, she places his bowed head on her shoulder, wraps her arms around his neck, and drops into a seated position on the mat, snapping YG's body back. That stunner somehow doesn't knock the man down and instead Young Gangsta is standing groggily in front of Wolverina. She decides to crouch in front of him and wrapping her arms around his thighs, she lifts him into the air. He is held there for a second before she drives him spine first into the mat.

Ha! See that Fuzz, a second was all she needed.
And just like that she's got full control of this match. That's got to please Jaggeroth.

Young Gangsta rolls over clutching his back in obvious pain as he lets out a low groan. Wolfie does not slow down the offensive, and as YG is rolled over, she bends over and grabs his ankle. Wolverina lifts it to her bosom and cranks his foot sideways. Suddenly the low groaning becomes a scream of agony as YG darts up and begins clawing to escape the hold. But Haven isn't having any of it; she simply tightens the hold on his ankle. The ref stands over YG to check if he can continue. Gangsta nods his head and begins to crawl, belly to the mat, to his corner, mere feet from him. But those feel seem like miles after all the pain he's withheld tonight. He manages to move inch by inch closer, until finally he desperately extends his arm and is able to slap Human Wrecking Ball's outstretched limb. The referee begins a five count and when he reaches three, Haven loosens her grip on YG's ankle. He manages to crawl to the corner as HWB enters the ring.

That was a close call!
Yeah, let's see if tubby here can fare better?

[Wolverina]

HWB runs into a slight detour as he tries to enter into the square hell - a well placed dropkick to the ole' head-piece sending him tumbling to the outside. As he lands sprawled out on the mats, Wolverina is already in flight, using the top rope as a springboard. Haven lifts her knees into her chest as she speedily descends, then thrusts them downward, each foot landing square onto Wrecking Ball's chest. The painful move drives the air from The Demolitionist's lungs, causing him to sputter around like a dying fish pulled from the water. To prevent hurting herself delivering the manuever, GHW's Resisdent Girl Next Door quickly curls into a ball and forward rolls off of him, narrowly stopping short of hitting the security barrier.

"OUCHIE MAMA! Big time Mushroom Stomp from the Heavens, pun intended, and wow when Wolfie is on her game it's a masterpiece."
"This is why Jaggy picked her as his partner to begin with. She has such a competitve spirit that he knew she'd fight if tossed into the fray, even if she hates him as much as we KNOW she does. Smart man, that Jaggeorth. Give him some credit."
"Uh, no. You know damn good and well he MADE her his tag partner out of his perverted obsession with her. There's no other reasoning behind it."

For once in the match Jaggeroth seems genuinely pleased with everything, and Wolfie's antics earlier seem far from his mind as he walks back and forth on the ring's apron, clapping his hands in delight. Haven hears it and snaps her head around to him, eyes shooting death-daggers at the notorious Virginity Killer. She slides back in and makes a bee-line toward him, screaming all kinds of unlady like things at him, letting him know in no uncertain terms that he can save the happiness for something else. The Killer of Time tries to argue back, but alarm runs rampant in him as he looks over her shoulder and points frantically. It's HWB; he'd recovered enough to return for more. Cassady spits at Jaggy real quick then takes off in the Wreckinator's direction.

HWB's experience advantage pays off as he lures her into a false sense of security. When the gorgeous graceling reaches him with all that speed behind her, he falls to the mat while dealing out a nice Drop Toe Hold. Wolverina falls forward fast, but is so close to Gangsta Ball's corner that her travelling frame strikes panic in Young Gangsta. On street and prison instinct alone, YG fires off a quick punch, cold-cocking the Dixie Deluxe Diva in the mug. Her head pops back like a pez head candy dispenser, her body collapsing under the sudden, blunt impact. Young Gangsta shakes his fist a little, because it was one hell of a hard punch thrown. He then looks into the near camera and flashes a few gang signs.

"Hey Young Gangsta, you're not on the yard at San Quinten anymore. What a low down, good for nothing cowardly shot that was. And why didn't the ref DQ him? That was a blatant infraction."
"Leave the kid alone, he's reformed. The poor fella probably just had a flashback from prison or something. Prison life is hard, you know?"
"No, I wouldn't know because I have never been to prison, and neither have you. So what makes you qualified to talk about prison, Mr. Goody Two Shoes?"
"Nothing, but I did watch a jailhouse documentary on The Learning Channel a few weeks ago."

HWB quickly shoots the half and waits for the ring official to slide into position. The count hits 2 and 99.999/100 before it is stopped. The Original Demolitionist looks up, confused. His eyes travel to where the ref is pointing, the bottom rope, and sighs as he sees that she'd managed to place her foot there. The Wreckinator gets up and drags her with him, quickly tagging in his partner while barking a quick order. He lets go of the Cutie Pie and hands her to YG, whom then stands side-to-side and slightly behind with the reluctant Psychotic Circus member. Facing in the same direction, YG reaches behind her back to hook her head, with the other hand extending Wolfie's nearest arm. Then, while hooking her leg for a Russian Legsweep, it is seen that this would be a tag team move of sorts as HWB takes off running toward the opposing set of colored cables.

The beginnings of this would be devastating tag team move sends fear plaguing the Psycho King, causing him to take matters into his own hands. Grabbing the top rope just as HWB spins on his heels upon reaching them, Jaggeroth drops down, pulling on it with all his ungodly strength. The Human Wrecking Ball goes toppling over, dumped unceremoniously to the outside. The Time Killer instantly stands back up to notice that YG had fell backwards, destroying his perfect little drug with finality of the Russian Legsweep. More importantly though, the Gangsta is heading his way with retribution in mind over witnessing Jaggy's underhanded deed. Thinking on his feet, the Time Killer ducks through the top and middle ropes, slamming his shoulder into the charging YG's bread basket, doubling him over. Steeping into the ring fast, Jaggy clubs him upside the head with a power shot, dropping him, then, totally ignoring the referee, he rushes over to Wolverina and picks her up by the back of the hair and her skimpy clothes.

"Oh Jesus God no, what now? What else can he do to that poor, lovely young lady?"
"He's gonna discipline her, she's about to rue the day she decided to be the worst tag partner ever."

He carries her at his side like a SWAT Team member's battering ram, and runs at Young Gangsta as he turns to face him. Poor Haven is lawn darted right into YG's tummy, her shoulder careening with such force that she richoets off of him with her left breast popping out. The menfolk roar at the full on boob shot, but the Cornhusker Cutie manages to put it back in quickly before playing unconcious. The match was quickly getting out of hand, and the ref could do nothing to prevent the next phase. Recouped enough to slip back into the ring, HWB rushes at The Virginity Killer from behind, but the monster feels the vibrations in the mat and turns just in time to throw an arm out for a clothesline. The Wreckinator ducks it and turns around, locking Jaggeroth into a stellar waistlock from behind before dipping at the knees and exploding backwards, bringing the Time Killer up and over with a barbaric German Suplex.

As three of the four warriors stand up, each beaten, battered and worn, it's Wolverina that has a sudden epiphany. She approaches her "foes" with arms out in front of her, letting them know she comes in peace. They know of her hardships and, for at least a few moments, will hear her out. She motions for them to huddle and they do, but the camera's audio fails to eavesdrop. Suddenly, they all break with huge horse gins on their faces. Jaggeroth is uprooted by the powerful Wreckingball and hoisted into a PowerBomb position as Haven and YG scale to the top turnbuckles directly across from each other (so they are facing each other). The crowd erupts as Cassady taps her leg, indicating she's about to attempt a version of her "Goodness Gracious" superkick finisher she'd never tried before.

The opponents-turned-allies nod at one another and then take to the air, YG launching a second later than Wolfie in order to get most out of the move. The Christian Cutie sails through the air toward her arch nemesis, and tucks her knee up into her chest as far as it'll go. Then, she thrusts it out like a missile, the end of her boot colliding horrifically with Jaggeroth's chin. Upon feeling the move connect, and hearing the stomach-churning "smack" from it, HWB drops onto his buttocks, while powerfully brining the Time Killer down with one of the more sadistic looking Sit-Out Powerbombs ever seen. No more than a fraction of a second later, Young Gangsta arrives as scheduled, having completed a fantastic looking Shooting Star Backflip before jutting a leg out, perfectly aimed and connecting with Jaggeroth's throat.

"OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! GOODNESS GRACIOUS AND AND AND RIDING SPINNAZZZ I SAID IT RIGHT THIS TIME!!"
"Dude, calm down I can hear you! It's bad enough Wolfie and Young Gangsta have already used their finishers at will on poor Jaggeorth, but to do it along with a freakishly huge Powerbomb is down right unethical!!!"
"UNETHICAL? Are you kidding me? Jaggeroth RAPED that woman, RAPED her. And you call what they just did to that monster .. UNETHICAL?"
"Um, ok well good point. Still doesn't make it right, though."

As they bicker back and forth, Wolverina quickly gets up and lies right on her back, smiling. Young Gangsta, being the legal man quickly pins her and looks up at the stunned referee. The crowd is loving it, what a brilliant, genius little plan crafted by the Wolfster. The Wreckinator makes quick work of boot prodding Jaggeorth's dead-weight body out of the ring. And so the count comes, albeit delayed as the striped official has never been presented with such a strange happening.

"What in the blue blades of glory is going on here? Is this the friggin Twilight Zone? She's LETTING him pin her!"
"She's found another loophole, YES! ONE! TWO-NEW CHAMPS!!!"

The ref's hand begins to fall for the third, and perhaps final time of the bout...

TBCB I have no clue. lol Will edit any spelling errors later, too tired.

[The Original Demolitionist!]

Outside the ring, Jaggeroth is trying to defend himself against a brutal onslaught of kicks to the body and head, delivered by a furious and enraged Human Wreckingball. However, the two illegal tag team members hear the referee begin to count out- and at that moment, Jaggeroth changes both his mind and his direction. Instead of backing away from his opponent, the Time Killer reaches for one of the ring ropes and manages to pull himself up, rolling into the ring towards his unwilling partner, Wolverina. He manages to reach her and make the tag, just as the referee’s hand reaches the mat. All four fighters stop for a split second to look at the referee who merely shakes his head, indicating that the match can continue.

The newly legal Jaggeroth reaches down toward his disgusted partner, and forcibly drags her to her feet by clenching his fist around her throat and lifting her upwards. As the referee begins the five-count for exchanging tag partners, the twisted monster continues trying to choke her horribly. Wolverina’s face begins to change colour from a healthy pink to a darker red as she struggles for a breath. Young Gangsta begins to try and break the choke, and Wreckingball climbs back into the ring with an obvious intention to help out his partner. Meanwhile, before Wreckingball can get close to Jaggeroth and Wolverina, the referee manages to reach “four”, giving the People’s Princess and the Metal Warrior another second to leave the ring. Wreckingball slips under the closest possible rope, while the vile Time Killer kicks his partner’s legs out from underneath her before pushing her under the bottom of the rope and out of the ring.

CJ: This is sickening. How could he do this to his tag partner?

AM: Quite easily, really. What you do is sweep the opponent’s legs before shoving your opponent out of the ring.

CJ: This is no time for jokes!

AM: It’s a perfectly valid game plan. He might be a bit of a monster… actually I mean a lot of a monster, but he certainly knows his way around the business.

With their partners conveniently out of their way… Jaggeroth and Young Gangsta begin to brawl in the centre of the ring. For a short while, it seems that Jaggeroth is beginning to dominate the match once again as he manages to land a powerful knife-edge chop to the windpipe of Gangsta, and this elicits a loud boo from the crowd. Luckily for him, the native of Detroit manages to recover before Jaggeroth manages to follow through with another attack, and he shifts into a more defensive, boxing style stance with his legs somewhat apart and his arms in front to guard his face. Although Jaggeroth still keeps up the attack, Young Gangsta manages to avoid most of the blows.

CJ: That’s clever. Jaggeroth must be pretty worn down by now. I guess the problem is that everyone else is, too.

With an apparent look of exhaustion on his face, Young Gangsta clumsily dodges a brutal, knockout right hook from Jaggeroth, leaving an opening for the Time Killer to strike his opponent’s face with his left hand. As he goes for a nasty and nail-first eye rake, his opponent smirks and catches the wrist of Jaggeroth with his own right hand before roughly pulling him forwards and into a sudden elbow shot to the face from his left. Still keeping his hand locked onto the Time Killer’s opposite wrist, Gangsta raises Jaggeroth’s arm and steps underneath it, turning the man around in the process and turning the wristlock into a hammerlock. Stepping to one side a little, the larger man grabs hold of Jag’s head with his free hand before falling backwards and driving the back of that same head into the mat. As the audience watch this, they go wild and begin to shout and scream to congratulate Gangsta, who immediately follows up by throwing his arm out and across his opponent’s chest. The referee makes his way over but Jaggeroth manages the difficult task of raising his shoulder slightly.

CJ (While jumping up and down like a hyper puppy): Come on, just pin him! Pin him!

AM: You’re such an embarrassment.

Meanwhile, Wreckingball hurries around the sides of the ring, and seconds later, the Metal Warrior is leaning over and into the ring waiting for the tag from his partner. Gangsta reaches over and hi-fives Wreckingball, who instantly gets into the ring and with help from his tag partner, hauls up a livid-looking Jaggeroth. As soon as Wreckingball enters, the referee begins to count again.

With his partner holding onto Jaggeroth as much as he can, the Gangsta delivers a series of quick open hand chops across his opponent’s face and chest. Predictably, the crowd roar “Woo!” after each one. As the referee reaches “three”, Gangsta takes a couple of steps back before charging Jaggeroth and jumping, planting both of his feet into his opponent’s stomach- after which he leaves the ring. The dropkick to the stomach winds Jaggeroth, and he bends over, gasping for breath. Before he can get up again, Wreckingball grabs his wrist and hand before dragging him to the nearest turnbuckle. Keeping hold of the wrist, the Metal Warrior climbs the turnbuckle and takes a few slightly unsteady steps along the top rope before jumping off. Wreck twists himself around in mid-air and lands on Jaggeroth’s back in a sitting position, with his legs scissoring the arm he is holding. As the two men crash to the floor, Wreckingball vindictively wrenches up on the Time Killer’s arm before beginning to twist and stretch it as much as possible.

CJ: It’s the Demolition-Mission! What more can I say?

AM: I’m sure he’s survived much worse…