Post by Wolverina on Jun 19, 2010 16:34:57 GMT -5
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The scene opens up to a rarely seen side of GHW or pro-wrestling in general, the Referee's hub. Nestled somewhere deep in the building is where they reside, and on this occasion 4 of them are sitting around a small table. They range in age from young to old, and size from skinny to obese. But they are all happy, very happy as they joke and play cards to pass the time away ahead of their respective turns to go out and ref a match. The mood suddenly changes to horror as the door to their humble meeting place is ripped from its hinges and left to lay in the floor. Pouring in one by one and dressed in Safari outfits, is the Psychotic Circus. One of the ref's try to make an exit, but is held in place by Darth using the force. The man is thrust back into his chair from the force of Darth's force, if you can understand that.
"HOLY CRICKIE, we found them!"
Upon Jaggeroth's proclamation, Wolverina weaves her way from the back of the pack all the way to the front, and takes center stage. She's dressed extra sexy in a pair of brown safari cut off daisy duke style shorts and matching safari top that ends mid-way down her washboard tummy.
"Breathtaking! What magnificent creatures they are, WOOOW! What a shame … Pyro would like to have a word with you."
Hearing his name uttered, Chris Pyro comes to the forefront and doesn't look nearly as impressed with the herd of zebras as his counterparts are.
"Look at this herd of disgust and filth, might as well be pigs not zebras. One week ago you were all untouchable, a line that could never be crossed no matter how dishonorable and corrupt you all are. It's no big secret that each and everyone of you have taken bribes. For just a few extra bucks in certain matches here and there, you look the other way, or count a little more faster or a little more slower -all to appease the men who paid you off. But since we here in the Circus have changed the game around this place, we're gonna renovate … starting with you."
Pyro takes a step to the side and allows GreenSpark to come into view next. Sparky has a big wooden hammer, more like a mallet in his hands and gives it to Wolfie as though this was some kind of ancient ceremony. She gives the man a odd look and simply takes it from him with a sense of urgency. Unlike the others, Sparky's safari outfit is cheaply painted green but hey, his beard is epic so it's all good. The crew begin to flank around the scared little zebras, and in only a matter of seconds have them subdued with one hand of each ref forced upon the table. As the People's Princess moves around the table, Spark pipes in while spinning the wheel of a zippo.
" Hey, I modified it a little bit. Here ahhh BEAUTIFUL!"
He had lit the striking part of the hammer on fire, causing Haven to almost drop it due to not expecting such a thing. But after regaining her composure, the Graceling smiles.
"I feel .. So … Powerful."
She finishes moving around the table and, with swift and forceful motion, brings it down on the hand of one of the ring officials. As he cries out in unbearable agony, Darth laughs mightily and declares mockingly…
"NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BURNING HAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEERRRR"
While the rest partake in laughter, Haven doesn't. As she raises the object up for another strike, her tongue is lapping her bottom lip while a odd expression is seen on her features. She brings the hammer down again, this time on another ref's hand. The other two striped officials do not escape either, all ultimately find themselves cradled on the floor clutching their hurt and burning hands. Wolverina walks over to the basin and turns on the water, sticking the weapon under it to wipe out the fire. She just leaves it there as she returns to her crew.
"In case you're lost on the lesson here guys, allow me to Barneyize it for you. Your pain is the penalty for your past injustices. And that same pain is what will make you return the help you gave others, by helping us if you know what I mean. You've cost all of us matches in the past, so from now on that's not gonna happen is it? Oh and be thankful, Pyro actually wanted to severe your heads from your shoulders."
With all that being said, they file out of the room and begin to walk down the hallway. As the scene seems to be closing, Wolverina spins around really quick to face the camera. She's got her trademark crucifix pose already up.
"How's that for Psychology?"
After the ending verbal bodyslam, the scene fades to back.
(End Scene)
EOT
gahwo.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=tntm&action=post&thread=10615&page=1
The scene opens up to a rarely seen side of GHW or pro-wrestling in general, the Referee's hub. Nestled somewhere deep in the building is where they reside, and on this occasion 4 of them are sitting around a small table. They range in age from young to old, and size from skinny to obese. But they are all happy, very happy as they joke and play cards to pass the time away ahead of their respective turns to go out and ref a match. The mood suddenly changes to horror as the door to their humble meeting place is ripped from its hinges and left to lay in the floor. Pouring in one by one and dressed in Safari outfits, is the Psychotic Circus. One of the ref's try to make an exit, but is held in place by Darth using the force. The man is thrust back into his chair from the force of Darth's force, if you can understand that.
"HOLY CRICKIE, we found them!"
Upon Jaggeroth's proclamation, Wolverina weaves her way from the back of the pack all the way to the front, and takes center stage. She's dressed extra sexy in a pair of brown safari cut off daisy duke style shorts and matching safari top that ends mid-way down her washboard tummy.
"Breathtaking! What magnificent creatures they are, WOOOW! What a shame … Pyro would like to have a word with you."
Hearing his name uttered, Chris Pyro comes to the forefront and doesn't look nearly as impressed with the herd of zebras as his counterparts are.
"Look at this herd of disgust and filth, might as well be pigs not zebras. One week ago you were all untouchable, a line that could never be crossed no matter how dishonorable and corrupt you all are. It's no big secret that each and everyone of you have taken bribes. For just a few extra bucks in certain matches here and there, you look the other way, or count a little more faster or a little more slower -all to appease the men who paid you off. But since we here in the Circus have changed the game around this place, we're gonna renovate … starting with you."
Pyro takes a step to the side and allows GreenSpark to come into view next. Sparky has a big wooden hammer, more like a mallet in his hands and gives it to Wolfie as though this was some kind of ancient ceremony. She gives the man a odd look and simply takes it from him with a sense of urgency. Unlike the others, Sparky's safari outfit is cheaply painted green but hey, his beard is epic so it's all good. The crew begin to flank around the scared little zebras, and in only a matter of seconds have them subdued with one hand of each ref forced upon the table. As the People's Princess moves around the table, Spark pipes in while spinning the wheel of a zippo.
" Hey, I modified it a little bit. Here ahhh BEAUTIFUL!"
He had lit the striking part of the hammer on fire, causing Haven to almost drop it due to not expecting such a thing. But after regaining her composure, the Graceling smiles.
"I feel .. So … Powerful."
She finishes moving around the table and, with swift and forceful motion, brings it down on the hand of one of the ring officials. As he cries out in unbearable agony, Darth laughs mightily and declares mockingly…
"NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BURNING HAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEERRRR"
While the rest partake in laughter, Haven doesn't. As she raises the object up for another strike, her tongue is lapping her bottom lip while a odd expression is seen on her features. She brings the hammer down again, this time on another ref's hand. The other two striped officials do not escape either, all ultimately find themselves cradled on the floor clutching their hurt and burning hands. Wolverina walks over to the basin and turns on the water, sticking the weapon under it to wipe out the fire. She just leaves it there as she returns to her crew.
"In case you're lost on the lesson here guys, allow me to Barneyize it for you. Your pain is the penalty for your past injustices. And that same pain is what will make you return the help you gave others, by helping us if you know what I mean. You've cost all of us matches in the past, so from now on that's not gonna happen is it? Oh and be thankful, Pyro actually wanted to severe your heads from your shoulders."
With all that being said, they file out of the room and begin to walk down the hallway. As the scene seems to be closing, Wolverina spins around really quick to face the camera. She's got her trademark crucifix pose already up.
"How's that for Psychology?"
After the ending verbal bodyslam, the scene fades to back.
(End Scene)
EOT
