Post by Thomas Walker on Sept 17, 2010 20:36:27 GMT -5
The scene opens in what would ordinarily be an office it'd seem, given the decor and computing equipment, but has for this week only been commandeered by brothers Thomas and James Walker.
Thomas Walker: "Aw hell yeah, mini muffins!"
Piled high on the desk are all manner of items sent to the building by the Roadkill fanbase and their actual friends from back home in Alabama who haven't yet been given a set address for the brothers since their move to GHW. Three loud knocks are heard from the door and after a frustratingly slow rise Thomas, eating a congratulatory muffin and reading a card with a bear in an undersized car on the front, answers it to see Charlie Coors leading a camera crew into the room.
Charlie Coors: "Thomas, James, we were just hoping we could get a few words on your Code Blue win. We were hoping to catch you after the show but you rushed out of the building before we could get a chance."
James Walker: "Celebrating, Charles. Celebrating."
Charlie Coors: "Well do you have a minute or two now?"
Thomas: "We do have the time but the problem is you see, I don't see anything here from you."
Tommy hovers his hands inches from the piles of gifts before moving over to join Coors as he answers.
Charlie Coors: "I didn't think I had to ge--...."
Thomas Walker: "Oh you didn't think you had to. I see. That's a nice watch by the way."
Charlie starts to slide the timepiece from his wrist but the brothers stop him as he tries to hand it over.
Thomas Walker: "We're just messing with you brother, we don't want your watch...We will take that ring though."
Coors protests that it was his late fathers ring, Thomas is having none of it though and hushes the interviewer with his hands before slipping the ring off poor CC and sliding it on his own finger. Younger brother shows it off to his older sibling whom ignores that and implores Charlie:
James Walker: "What can we do for you?"
Charlie Coors: "Well I just wanted to.."
The interview, ill fated from the start, is over before it even began as an unfamiliar face in the halls of GHW is on the heels of the camera crew knocking at the brothers "locker room" door. James shows a frustrated CC out as Tommy beckons the other young man into the room.
James Walker: "Ooh, times up I'm afraid."
Charlie Coors: "But we haven't even..."
James Walker: "We're busy men Charles, but we'll do this again some time yeah? When is good for you? Fantastic, we'll be there."
Charlie Coors: "Can i atleast get my ri--..."
James Walker: "Ships in the night Charles, ships in the night."
On that seemingly off key note, a confused and angered Charlie Coors is ejected from the room along with his crew. The image switches from that of the three employees heading down the hall away from the now locked door to inside the Roadkill office. An elated Tommy embraces the mystery face while asking:
Thomas Walker: "Eric you dirty sumbitch! How did you find us?"
Eric Steele: "Your company are hardly secretive about where there shows are held. I just showed up dressed as a delivery driver and they let me in the building. I figured if I looked around enough I'd find you."
Thomas Walker: "James, you remember Eric right? Atlanta '02? Wet and..."
James Walker: "Thats quite enough. Yeah I remember, half wish I didn't though."
Eric Steele: "I've missed you too Jamie boy."
Thomas Walker: "What brings you here?"
Eric Steele: "I saw you had managed to get yourself in a pretty big match with Desperado and Darth so I thought I could offer some outside assistance. It's been a while since I wrestled but I'm never done swinging pots and pans around back at the yard. So when do we go out there? I'm pumped, I'm psyched, I'm ready man!"
Thomas Walker: "That show was last Sunday Eric. Besides, the stuff that goes on here is alot worse than what we used to do in your parents back room."
Eric Steele: "It's nice to know when you're wanted eh? I suppose if you don't need me I'll be on my way."
Bowing his head, packing a handful of muffins and a bottle of champagne into his duffle bag, ES turns to the door and starts to walk out but he's stopped by Tommy's call.
Thomas Walker: "Hold up! Stick around, there may be something you can do for us."
Turning to flash the brothers a cheesy grin he extends his arms out and moves in to initiate some sort of weird group with the boys hug but in unison the Walkers step back to avoid the creepily lovable over confident young man.
End Of Thread (Comments Welcome)
Notes: I wanted to introduce ES but I figured that'd be a bit boring on its own so I padded it out with some form of comedy. Might not be a funny form but it's definitely in that field.
Thomas Walker: "Aw hell yeah, mini muffins!"
Piled high on the desk are all manner of items sent to the building by the Roadkill fanbase and their actual friends from back home in Alabama who haven't yet been given a set address for the brothers since their move to GHW. Three loud knocks are heard from the door and after a frustratingly slow rise Thomas, eating a congratulatory muffin and reading a card with a bear in an undersized car on the front, answers it to see Charlie Coors leading a camera crew into the room.
Charlie Coors: "Thomas, James, we were just hoping we could get a few words on your Code Blue win. We were hoping to catch you after the show but you rushed out of the building before we could get a chance."
James Walker: "Celebrating, Charles. Celebrating."
Charlie Coors: "Well do you have a minute or two now?"
Thomas: "We do have the time but the problem is you see, I don't see anything here from you."
Tommy hovers his hands inches from the piles of gifts before moving over to join Coors as he answers.
Charlie Coors: "I didn't think I had to ge--...."
Thomas Walker: "Oh you didn't think you had to. I see. That's a nice watch by the way."
Charlie starts to slide the timepiece from his wrist but the brothers stop him as he tries to hand it over.
Thomas Walker: "We're just messing with you brother, we don't want your watch...We will take that ring though."
Coors protests that it was his late fathers ring, Thomas is having none of it though and hushes the interviewer with his hands before slipping the ring off poor CC and sliding it on his own finger. Younger brother shows it off to his older sibling whom ignores that and implores Charlie:
James Walker: "What can we do for you?"
Charlie Coors: "Well I just wanted to.."
The interview, ill fated from the start, is over before it even began as an unfamiliar face in the halls of GHW is on the heels of the camera crew knocking at the brothers "locker room" door. James shows a frustrated CC out as Tommy beckons the other young man into the room.
James Walker: "Ooh, times up I'm afraid."
Charlie Coors: "But we haven't even..."
James Walker: "We're busy men Charles, but we'll do this again some time yeah? When is good for you? Fantastic, we'll be there."
Charlie Coors: "Can i atleast get my ri--..."
James Walker: "Ships in the night Charles, ships in the night."
On that seemingly off key note, a confused and angered Charlie Coors is ejected from the room along with his crew. The image switches from that of the three employees heading down the hall away from the now locked door to inside the Roadkill office. An elated Tommy embraces the mystery face while asking:
Thomas Walker: "Eric you dirty sumbitch! How did you find us?"
Eric Steele: "Your company are hardly secretive about where there shows are held. I just showed up dressed as a delivery driver and they let me in the building. I figured if I looked around enough I'd find you."
Thomas Walker: "James, you remember Eric right? Atlanta '02? Wet and..."
James Walker: "Thats quite enough. Yeah I remember, half wish I didn't though."
Eric Steele: "I've missed you too Jamie boy."
Thomas Walker: "What brings you here?"
Eric Steele: "I saw you had managed to get yourself in a pretty big match with Desperado and Darth so I thought I could offer some outside assistance. It's been a while since I wrestled but I'm never done swinging pots and pans around back at the yard. So when do we go out there? I'm pumped, I'm psyched, I'm ready man!"
Thomas Walker: "That show was last Sunday Eric. Besides, the stuff that goes on here is alot worse than what we used to do in your parents back room."
Eric Steele: "It's nice to know when you're wanted eh? I suppose if you don't need me I'll be on my way."
Bowing his head, packing a handful of muffins and a bottle of champagne into his duffle bag, ES turns to the door and starts to walk out but he's stopped by Tommy's call.
Thomas Walker: "Hold up! Stick around, there may be something you can do for us."
Turning to flash the brothers a cheesy grin he extends his arms out and moves in to initiate some sort of weird group with the boys hug but in unison the Walkers step back to avoid the creepily lovable over confident young man.
End Of Thread (Comments Welcome)
Notes: I wanted to introduce ES but I figured that'd be a bit boring on its own so I padded it out with some form of comedy. Might not be a funny form but it's definitely in that field.