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Post by instantclassic on Jun 27, 2007 2:01:58 GMT -5
The Instant Classic walks into the bar and breathes in the atmosphere, then he walks up to the bartentender
"hey I'll have a Jack and coke ahhh better make it two"
the bartender hands him his drinks while two rugged looking men walk up to The Instant Classic and say
"hey are you one of them Fighty fighty persons that always come into this bar??"
The Instant Classic looks at them and smiles
"yeh I go by Instant Classic heard of me"??
he says with a cocky Demeanor
the two men look at each other and laugh
"oh yeh we heard of ya, heard you aint even had a match yet and you waltz in here like your somthin special"
the Instant classic downs both of his drinks one after the other and says
"hahahaha well geuss what fellas if your looking for trouble you found it"
within a second The Instant Classic grabs one of the mens heads and slams it down on the bar and then he kicks the other guy in the stomach and then grabs an empty beer bottle nearby and smashes it on his head
Then several men and the owner grab The Instant Classic and toss him out on to the street
the owner yells
"I don't wanna see you here again"
The instant Classic thinks to says to himself after standing himself up
"at least I got some free drinks out of the deal"
and then gets into his car and drives away
EOT
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