Ironman Match: Kahlan v Hawkeye

[Hayabusa]

Collins:What a hell of a pay per view we have had so far. This pay per view is shaping up to be truely amazing, and the fireworks don't stop as up next we have Kahlan v Hawkeye, The teacher v student, or the Daddy v Daughter match up.

Big Al:Um Collins, that last comment sounded so pervish the way it rolled of your tongue. Have you been watching the Daddy & Daughter porn again? I know its out there and you don't have to lie to me and tell you that you don't. I understand.

Collins:Just shut up! Your the one who is being retarded with such a comment, though this should be an interesting match up between these two.

Coors:This next match is a 30 minute Ironman match! Introducing first from Mobile, Alabama weighing in at 175lbs! He is the legendary Flying Assassin Hawkeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The arena goes black, before the lights begin to slowly turn up, causing an almost eerie illumination throughout the arena as an ominous drumbeat permeates the arena, causing the people in the audience to start up there chorus of boos over who is about to come out. The drum beat kicks in hard and heavy as walking out on stage surrounded by about a dozen men wearing black security shirts comes Hawkeye. The boos from the fans get even louder and deafening as Hawkeye stands there soaking it all up.

Hawkeye continues to stand there a smug smile on his face as he looks up into the ring. Apocalyptica's 2010 continues to play throughout the arena, Hawkeye begins to make his way down the isle and towards the ring which Charlie has vacated leaving it an empty ring. The booing continues and Hawkeye just shrugs it off, the fans and the camera will notice he is wearing an old faded shirt with the SCW logo on it and the words Solid Core Wrestling underneath. On his legs are a pair of blood red pants with flames on either side going down the legs, on his feet are a pair of black wrestling boots. He continues to make his way down the isleway the security guys push hands and people back, which sends an even louder chorus of boo's throughout the arena. Once at the bottom he jumps onto the apron, grabs the top rope, pulls on it and uses it to launch himself into the ring, curling up into a ball before landing on his feet as he turns to face a turnbuckle, which he will proceed to climb and make the letter P with his hands, inciting more boo's from the crowd. The security guards he has brought with him flank around the ring and turn there backs so that they are looking outward.

Hawkeye back flips off the turnbuckles as he lands in the ring he removes the SCW shirt and tosses it out into the crowd, as the security guards turn to face the entrance way and then file out side by side up towards the entrance, where they disappear behind the curtain. Hawkeye turns and faces the ring waiting for Kahlan to make her appearance and start this weird but booked match.

tbc by Kahlan

[Brad Windsor]

As soon as 'Apocalyptica's 2010' falls slient, 'All Fired Up' by Skew Siskin starts to blast out. Kahlan walks through the curtains receiving a mixed reception from the crowds, which she ignores. Her face is devoid of any expression and her eyes are set straight towards the ring. With her shower of blue hair falling on her shoulders, she is suited up for the occasion wearing a white top and a pair of faded grey pants with Snakes and Ladders designings going down her both legs. Below the knees the bottom of the tight leggings are tucked neatly in a pair of high black and white boots.

Coors: “Introducing his opponent, coming from Newcastle England, weighting in tonight at one-hundred-and-twenty-two pounds, Kahlan!”

Mulligan: “And here is the individual who recently just can't seem to get along with anyone.”
Fuzz: “And you're faulting her? Since the moment Vortigern stepped out of office GHW has been up in a turmoil. Look who is in charge now. A guy who calls himself … what? Spunk? I mean what the hell? We've had weird stuff here on GHW over the years, but this is ridiculous. That guy becomes GM and out of nowhere the best tag team on the roaster is forced to split up. Kahlan is literally told to get lost and her title is put in the hands of her partner to be defended in a singles competition. Then to make things worse, the guy gets involved and meddles with Kahlan's business with Hawkeye. What is this a joke?"
“Hey sunshine, you need to watch your mouth talking like that about the management. You ain't that far from being dealt with in the famous way.”
“You mean the same way when Desperado was handed a suspension? DESPERADO?! Right after his epic victory over Strife? And after what? Five minutes later he was unsuspended. Come on, I've been here longer than almost anyone today on the roaster. And years before the likes of Spunk. Management has changed again and again over the years, but I'm still here. Sometimes there are things that need to be said. For example, have you ever wondered? Ryan Hughes issues an open challenge and suddenly it is revealed to be a number one contender's match for the New Age title!”
“And rightly so! The man is the Nexus 2010 winner!”
“And a DEFEATED former NAC going through a very pathetic short reign, might I add.”
“I cannot be dragged into this with you, you irrelevant pickle head. I have a job to do.”

Having marched her way down the aisle, the Ladder Queen finds herself stepping up on to the side apron. Once there she hesitates, giving her former mentor one last appraising look, before she ducks through the ropes. Once inside Clarkson is met by the official to exchange a few customary words. The rules discussed, the referee takes a step back. Kahlan retreats for a few paces and leans back against the ropes, testing their elasticity. All the while Hawkeye is stood still looking confident carrying the ghost of a knowing smile.

“Look at the man. I can't believe I am once again having the privilege seeing a Legend in action from the best seat in the house. I don't know about your nagging mood, but this is truly exciting.”
“I can't wait either. With so many things going wrong in GHW these days, this really is an unexpected treat. Only if this wasn't happening under these circumstan-”
“Shut up! Really. Just Shut up. We're about to see a true veteran of the business teach an ungrateful brat a lesson of both trait and trade and I can't have you spoiling my fun watching it."

TBCB Hawkie

[Hayabusa]

Kahlan looks across the ring at Hawkeye who continues to smugly smile as he looks over at Kahlan, the two Fighty fighty persons walk to the center of the ring and begin to circle it as they wait for the bell to ring. The ref waves his hand and the bell rings to start the match. As the bell rings, Hawkeye is quick to shoot at Kahlan, who just as quickly is not caught off guard and steps back, before launching a shoot of her own that misses as the Flying Assassin easily avoids it. The two Fighty fighty persons continue the dance of grace, before both shoot at each other locking up in a collar and elbow tie up. Hawkeye being the stronger of the two easily overpowers Kahlan and grabs her arm, as he places his hand on her shoulder and pushes her into the nearside ropes, Kahlan runs as she turns to face the ropes as they bite into back, The ladder Queen springs off the ropes coming back at her opponent who drops to the mat, causing her to jump over and run to the other side of the ropes that she turns to launch herself back towards her opponent, who leap frogs over her sending her to bounce off the nearside ropes again. As she comes bouncing off the ropes she jumps up into the air, catching her opponent by surprise and wraps her suple legs around the neck of her opponent as she locks in, before then falling backwards and using the momentum to flip her opponent over with a head scissors, which sees the crowd cheer and clap as both superstars stand up and face off.

Hawkeye looks to Kahlan and smiles once again as the two circle the ring, each one is looking for an opening that they can use to take advantage of the other. Both superstars shoot again at each other and again are locked up in a collar and elbow tie up, the Flying Assassin is again able to overpower his opponent and this time applies a side headlock, and wrenches down squeezing it as hard as he can. The man among legends, quickly goes from a side headlock to a go behind, wrapping his arms around the waist of his opponent, but finds out that the Queen of Ladders is just as quick herself, as she is able to pull of a go behind of her own. She struggles to lift Hawkeye off the mat and is met with an elbow to the side of her face for her troubles, this sends her stumbling backwards a few paces and into the ropes, which she isn't against long as she feels the body of her opponent press against her, her arm is held by the wrist, the next thing she feels is the body coming off her and her arm being pulled, as her body is launched from the ropes and sent across the ring to the far ropes, Hawkeye follows quickly behind in order to meet her but instead of meeting her with a move of his own, he finds himself on the recieveing end of a springboard moonsault that sends him to the mat and sends the fans into a loud chorus of cheers for the Ladder Queen.

Collins:I figured this would be a match of wits and so far it has proven to be such as the student has the teacher down after a beautiful springboard moonsault.

Big Al:Bah, this is nothing...Kahlan has not proven anything in this match yet that shows she is even remotely capable of beating a man of this Caliber, much less of this much experience...This is called playing with your opponent and then finishing them off when the time is right.

Kahlan is quick to bend down and stand Hawkeye up to his feet, lock up with him and sends him crashing to the outside through the second and third ropes. Quick to not let an opportunity pass her up she takes one quick look over her shoulder and runs to the far side of the ring where she hits the ropes for added leverage. She begins to build up speed as she gets to the side of the ring where the Flying
Assassin is slowly getting up to his feet, as he looks around and then up he is met with the full force of Kahlan's body crashing into him as she had jumped over the top rope and twisted her body, connecting with a plancha. The fans scream and cheer as both superstars lay on the outside of the ring, Kahlan to the left of Hawkeye. Kahlan having taken the less of the damage is up to her feet and she bends down picking up her teacher, she locks up with him and quickly sends him running across the floor and crashing back first into the metal railings, the impact causes them to move several inches from there position.
The Queen of Ladders, is seen running across the floor and charging at her opponent who lays against the railing unmoving, she jumps up into the air as she gets closer, ready to splash her opponent only to miss as her opponent moved out of the way causing her chest to hit the top of the metal railing, knocking the wind out of her and sending sharp pains throughout her body as the steel didn't budge. The Flying Assassin is quick to take advantage of this and he grabs her a bit forcefully and pulls her head into his right armpit, taking his left hand he grabs the pants of the Ladder Queen and lifts her up into the air in a vertical position, before falling onto his back and driving her head into the thin padding on the concrete floor outside of the ring. Hawkeye stands to his feet as he bends down and picks up Kahlan, throws her over the railing into the crowd, causing people to scatter and get out of the way, one guy ends up spilling his beer as the Ladder Queen lands at his feet.

Fuzz:We have taken it outside of the ring now, this could be bad for one or both of them, as there are many items that can be of use.

Big Al:Yeah but this is an Ironman match you can not have a count out or a ring out, though I like the strategy being used by the veteran.

The Flying Assassin is seen getting a running start as he leaps over the railing flipping his body and lands on top of Kahlan with a senton. The fans in the arena by where the action is taking are screaming and going nuts as the security rushes down, in order to make sure that fans don't do anything stupid. The man among legends is up to his feet and bends down as he picks up his opponent and proceeds to toss her over the railing and back to the thin padding near the ring. The man leaps the railing, bends down and picks up his opponent standing her to her feet, he proceeds to walk towards the ring and rolls her into the ring before jumping up onto the apron, following that by climbing up onto the top ropes, turning so that his body is facing the crowd, the Flying Assassin proceeds jump backwards off the turnbuckles, before turning his body to face the mat and then proceeds to rotate one and half times before landing across the chest of Kahlan, hooking the leg. The ref slides to the mat as he comes over to make the count. His hand comes down slapping the mat once, goes up and comes down slapping the mat twice.....

TBC

[Hayabusa]

The refs hand slaps the mat for the third time, and the bell is rang as Charlie gets onto the microphone and calls out first fall awarded to Hawkeye. The crowd erupts into a loud chorus of boos, as the ref is seen telling Hawkeye to get off and allow Kahlan time to get up. Hawkeye smiles as he gets off the body of Kahlan and climbs the turnbuckles, and sits on them waiting for the ref to get out of the way. Kahlan is seen slowly getting to her feet with the help of the ref who proceeds to get out of the way as Hawkeye drops down to the mat and places a hand Kahlans chest and pushes her down to the mat. Again the crowd erupts into a chorus of loud boos, that the Flying Assassin ignores before grabbing her by her hair and roughly stands her to her feet. Hawkeye is caught off guard as Kahlan brings her right leg up and kicks Hawkeye between the legs dropping him to his knees, while causing the males in attendance to winch. The Ladder Queen follows this up with a slap across the face, before grabbing him and standing him to his feet. She then grabs him and sends him as hard as she can into the near corner, she then proceeds to climb up the ropes jumps off wrapping her legs around the head of her opponent and flips him over with a hurricanranna, which sends the crowd erupting into a loud chorus of cheers.

Collins:Looks like Kahlan still has fight in her as that was a beautiful hurricanranna out of the corner on the more experienced Veteran. I don't think she is done which is good for her.

Kahlan is seen quickly mounting Hawkeye and begins to reign punches into the face of Hawkeye, she gets up bends down picking the Flying Assassin up to his feet, tucks his head under her left arm, grabs the tights with her right arm and lifts her opponent up before dropping him to the mat with a vertical suplex. Kahlan quickly follows it up and climbs the turnbuckles before jumping off doing a black flip, landing on top of her opponent with a picture perfect shooting star press. This is followed up by the Ladder Queen picking up the Flying Assassin, standing him to his feet before throwing him out to the outside through the second and third rope. The LadderQueen quickly runs to the far side of the ring bouncing off the ropes, running back before jumping up and over the top rope as she twists her body like a corkscrew and lands on Hawkeye sending both to the floor, sending the crowd again into a huge chorus of cheers. Kahlan slowly gets up off of her opponent and stands up before bending down to stand the Flying Assassin to his feet. She grabs him and then whips him across the floor sending him crashing into the barricade.

Kahlan instead of running towards her opponent takes her time like a cat stalking its prey. She gets over there grabs his head turns him around and slams his head into the railing, picks him up by his head again and sends him a second time face first into the railing. The Queen of Ladders grabs her opponent and walks with him towards the steel steps which she proceeds to unceremoniously throw him into them. As the Flying Assassin lays there he is caught unaware as the Ladder Queen has come running and drives a boot into the side of his head, ramming it between her boot and the steps. The crowd again erupts into a loud chorus of cheers as the Ladder Queen with a smile on her face bends down to pick her opponent up, and rolls him into the ring. The Demonized Angel enters back into the ring, stands over her opponent bending down as she picks him up to a vertical position she then applies a wristlock into an arm twist, stepping over the arm and locking into a side headlock while having the arm twisted around a thigh. This proceeds with a DDT landing. Little K makes the cover as the ref drops to the mat, sliding a hand under the shoulder as he lifts a hand up once slapping it down on the mat, raises the hand up a second time and slaps the canvas as he shouts two, raises his arm up a third time and brings it down but doesn't hit three as the Legend among Men just kicks out.

Collins:Kahlan with the Desecrator! Almost got a three count, I don't think Hawkeye was expecting her to put this much of a fight in the match, but she is right now taking it to him with all she gots.

Big Al:You amaze me at times you know that, I mean she has gotten lucky, I don't expect to see her get any victories in this match and all of them going to Hawkeye. If she should happen to get a victory it will be by luck.

Kahlan is not put off by that and is on her feet. She stands at the feet of her opponent who is supine on the mat Little K steps between the opponent's legs with her left leg and wraps the opponent's legs at shin level around that leg. She crosses her opponent's left leg over their right. Holding the opponent's legs in place, the Demonized Angel then grabs the opponent's leg which she has crossed over the other and steps over him, flipping him over into a prone position before leaning back to compress his lower back. She then bridges backwards and consequently applies an inverted Chinlock, locking in her K-Lock. The ref is quick to make the scene and has dropped in front of Hawkeye who is screaming in pain asking him if he wants to give up.

tbc

[Brad Windsor]

Kahlan stretches her abdominal muscles even further, maximising her input into torturing Hawkeye's spine. Having been around for a good decade longer though, the Legend skips through his long list of ancient tricks desperately searching for a way to relieve himself from his predicament. Wincing sourly, he brings his hands up and unclasps K's hold on his chin, quickly rolling to his side. With her hands ripped off of their hold, Kahlan loses balance and the sudden shift surprises her into losing her grip. Hawkeye speedily untangles his legs and scrambles away to the safety of the ropes. The Briton recovers her sense of shock and springs up after her adversary. One step before reaching him, the Flying Assassin suddenly strikes forward closing the distance with a shoulder speared into Kahlan's guts. He lifts K up on a shoulder through the waist lock and unceremoniously brings her down on her stomach landing on top. Methodically he hooks a left leg with his own and stretches out to lock in an STF, pulling back savagely on K's head. Kahlan's eyes are shut, with extreme intensity radiating from her expression as she suffers in the hands of her former mentor.

She raises her hand up on the brink of giving up the second consecutive fall to his hated enemy. Thinking about the prospects of such a disastrous event, a new stubborn resolve bubbles up within her and she manages to crawl forward a few inches and grab on to the bottom rope. The referee quickly interjects to break the lock. Hawkeye lets go of his hold and stands up to instead grab at one of Kahlan's legs and drag her out to the middle of the ring. Taking him off guard, the Tag Champion rolls around on the floor and kicks the blue haired warrior off of her. She jumps up in a blink and steps forward to deliver a lightning fast round house kick to 'Daddy's' thigh. He stumbles and falls back on the ropes just to bounce back, elbow leading. Kahlan is waiting though, sticking an arm under his, she swirls around lifting Hawkeye up to drop him in a swift arm drag take down. As she goes down on him head first, the Hall of Famer sticks his legs up scissor crossing his opponent's head before he throws her forward, over him. They both scramble up but when Kahlan turns around this time, Hawkeye returns the favour by putting an arm under K's shoulder to drag her down.

“And just as simply Hawkeye demonstrates his wealth of experience by taking whatever Kahlan has thrown at him, and answering back with superiority. Look at that Armbar locked in so gracefully. Another minute or two of that and the girl's arm would be as numb as numb weed.”
“There is no question in Hawkeye being the more experienced competitor in that ring, but it takes more than just experience to win matches. Otherwise my great grandfather would have been the World Champion right now.”

Feeling the strain in her elbow joint, Kahlan sighs in pain before coiling up to scissor cross Hawkeye's head and peel him off his position by throwing him forward. There she keeps her legs wrapped tightly around the Legend's neck trying to choke the life out of him. Now it's the American's turn to feel the pressure. With his windpipe twitching to stay open and his ears trying vainly to block out the chorus of cheers showering the arena, the Master Technician digs his heels deep into the canvas. Hawkeye rolls back on Kahlan and by grabbing on her thighs, he comes up sitting above her holding her in a pin. The official comes short of making a third count as a wiggling Kahlan breaks free to raise her shoulders off the mat.

Still seated, Kahlan tries to turn around but that turns out to be a big mistake. The veteran instantly bites back when he grabs her arm and twists around to her side, trapping her with a Fujiwara Armbar. Clarkson starts to pull at her own hair with her free hand, screaming. Desperate to be released, her luck strikes true as her searching limb turns out to be near the ropes, where her foot lands on the bottom one. Hawkeye pulls back under the referee's orders but stands up smugly and by pulling at K's blue hair, lifts her dead weight up, she being bent over. He tucks her head under one arm and by grabbing at the waist of her pants he picks her up straight into the air. Holding his former female protege up, up side down, the smirking Assassin allows Kahlan's head to be filled with blood before he heartlessly draws back to allow gravity do his dirty work.

“Ooh the Falcon Driver!”
“Colin, count it two falls to nought!”
“ONE! TWO!”

Kahlan lifts her shoulder up.

“That was as close as you could get without actually scoring a fall. With only twelve minutes left of this match, I can't see how possibly Kahlan could get back into this."
“She is still only one fall behind!”
“But she is literally out of gas. Kahlan has done all she can, but as I told you before this match started, it just has no way of working on arguably one of the greatest athletes to ever grace the GHW ring. It's as simple as this, Hawkeye is a class above Kahlan.”

Coming to one knee as the Man Among Legends proceeds to rise to his feet, he brushes his fingers through K's silky hair, pulling her up after him. The act is carried out so casually that Hawkeye is stunned with a thumb piercing into his eye. Before he can clear his vision, he is buckled down to one knee again, when Kahlan delivers a low drop kick. She runs back rebounding from the ropes to complete her combination by feinting a left then striking a reverse kick into the back of her former Mentor's head. With her enemy down, the challenger quickly dashes to a corner and to the delight of the fans begins to climb the turnbuckles. Perched up high, the Ladder Queen leaps off, back flipping twice in mid air just to land belly first on the hard canvas. Having scrambled out of the way, Hawkeye gets up, grabs Kahlan on the scruff of her neck and throws her to the outside.

The veteran takes his time to regain his breath and compose himself before he steps out in pursuit. He drags the 'child' up but she steals his wrist and falls back to send the former Tag Champion running into the steel steps. Now on her four, the British chick fills and empties her lungs a couple of times before she gets up and folds an empty chair. With her new weapon she stomps towards her groggy opponent but the stern official hops out of the ring and comes in to anticipate the reunion. He rips the steel out of K's hands and starts shouting the rules at her when Hawkeye stumbles forward into them. In a blink Kahlan snatches the chair out of the referee's hands and right in front of him lays a nasty shot on her adversary's forehead. Instantly the red faced ref points at the ring announcer and the bell rings.

“Oh how stupid can you get!? She used a steel chair right in front of the referee.”
“As a result of disqualification, the winner of the second fall is HAWKEYE!”

Not caring about what was just announced, Kahlan shoves past the official and labours in picking Hawkeye up and rolling him back into the ring. One look back to see the referee back in the ring is enough before she dumps herself on top of her opponent. One. Two. Three.


“That's cheating!”
“That's good thinking!”
“This is rubbish. She stole a fall where she couldn't honestly wrestle her way into winning one. This is not fair!”
“Since when has anything been fair in this business. Kahlan just did what she had to do.”
“Too bad she is still one fall behind.”

End?
Sorry it was late.
I was away last week.