Drunken Adventures

[Young Gangsta]

A dim street light barely illuminates the front of the bar as the door swings open. Stumbling out is none other than Young Gangsta, downing what's left in the bottle of Absolut. He turns back to look inside the building and calls for someone.

"Get out here. I'm 'bout to peace out this bitch and hit this town"

He finally walks out of the doorway, and as the door closes, the rock music softly fades and the wind can be heard bustling though the city. Young Gangsta shivers and for a good minute tries to zip up his jacket. After failing a few times he stops.

"Goddamn Goose and Absolut... Got me buzzin like a motherfucker... Fuck it's cold. Where she at?

Suddenly, the door swings open once more, allowing the loud rock to escape, and out comes a female.


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[Brad Windsor]

WHAT MAKES A MAN?
IS IT THE WOMAN IN HIS ARMS?
JUST CAUSE SHE HAS BIG TITTIES?
OR IS IT THE WAY HE FIGHTS EVERY DAY?
…NO, IT’S PROBABLY THE TITTIES...

…Kahlan stumbles out just as the door swings back to shut out the music and the whiff of the drunkenness. In the harsh, bitter coldness of the evening she is wearing nothing more than a simple belly top and some jeans.

“Jesus man it’s… boiling!”

With that she raises her hands up trying to grab at something in front of her where there is nothing and so drops her almost empty Tequila bottle where it smashes into pieces on the street floor.

“F-FU-Fucking hell! Would you help me take this stupid coat off? I’m sweating like a pig.”

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[Young Gangsta]

Gangsta looks on in drunken disbelief.

"How much you been sippin' girl? Fuck. You ain't wearin' more than... those tight jeans... and... that little... shirt."

As YG looks her over, Kahlan slaps the beer goggles right off his face. He rubs his cheek as he looks around him, stumbling and falling to the ground as he turns around.

"Di-Did you see who's bitch ass did that?"

Rather than answering the question, The Ladder Queen simply yells at the top of her lungs:

"ELBOWWWW DROP"

And so she dives to the concrete below, landing atop Young Gangsta with her elbow extended. The "attack" doesn't even faze the black man, and he simply grabs Kahlan and begins to carry her aimlessly through the streets. A neon blue sign lights up both their faces as Gangsta stops in front of the window that says "Tattoos and Piercings".

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[x|SHAWN DREAMER|x]

The blue neon light flashes over the face of YG as he stares at the sign with a passion, thinking what he could get this blue haired chick he's carrying. There was always room for one on the stomach.. one on the shoulder doesn't sound bad... one on the waist? Gangsta licks his lips thinking 'bout it. He walks over to the door, and before he could even reach out for the knob, the door swings open. The door hits right on the temple of the former EVO rookie, getting him to stumble and fall over the street, taking Li'l K down too. It's Shawn Dreamer who comes out of the place, with his mouth agape, surprised to see YG with Li'l K.

"Is it morning yet?"

"KAHLAN?!"

"Eh? Whaddya want dude? Yah just got me down right there!"

He rubs his back as he slowly gets up, while Shawn measues them both.

"FUCK, mah back!"

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