Post by Ocean on Apr 5, 2011 6:00:28 GMT -5
The scene opens in what appears to be a classy England restaurant . The waiters are dressed in such an extravagant fashion that you would expect them to be the guests. The camera pans over to a dashing young man, his beautifully crafted, perfectly articulated suit... shines in the light from the candles on the table. Of course the man in question is Ryan Matusiak. He sits with his silver fork and gold knife as he talks across the table. The camera pans across the table to see whom Matusiak is talking to. A women, wearing the most elegant dress imaginable, sits opposite him. Her fine blonde hair akin to Matusiaks suit, shines in the candle light. Her buzzums are not too big, not too small, almost like baking potatoes. The two sit in deep discussion as the camera and microphone set get in range to hear the dialogue.
This is perfect. Everything’s perfect. Never has an internet date gone so well! I never thought that the guy on the end of Spunky247 would be such a gentleman, taking me here..
I just thought, come to the most expensive place...She’ll want me after taking her to the most expensive place...
Well you’re not wrong, it says a lot about a guy when he can afford places like these.
Good... Well were just about done here aren’t we? Shall we go back to mine and fuck?
First date? I don’t think so... You’ll have to work on me a bit more first you cheeky git!
Fair play, fair play. It’s probably best that you’ve got a bit of dignity I suppose... Ah well, to quote the best film ever... Maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!
After those words leave his obviously drunken mouth, he pushes himself up from his seat and grabs a pair of maracas from his trousers.
One..Two...Three! GO!!!
Matusiak, his date, and the rest of the restaurant form a conga line and begin to move around the room as music plays from the restaurant speakers.
When I dance they call me macarena
and the boys they say that I´m buena
they all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if your good i take you home with me
A la tuhuelpa legria Macarena.....
The scene fades to black
This is perfect. Everything’s perfect. Never has an internet date gone so well! I never thought that the guy on the end of Spunky247 would be such a gentleman, taking me here..
I just thought, come to the most expensive place...She’ll want me after taking her to the most expensive place...
Well you’re not wrong, it says a lot about a guy when he can afford places like these.
Good... Well were just about done here aren’t we? Shall we go back to mine and fuck?
First date? I don’t think so... You’ll have to work on me a bit more first you cheeky git!
Fair play, fair play. It’s probably best that you’ve got a bit of dignity I suppose... Ah well, to quote the best film ever... Maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!
After those words leave his obviously drunken mouth, he pushes himself up from his seat and grabs a pair of maracas from his trousers.
One..Two...Three! GO!!!
Matusiak, his date, and the rest of the restaurant form a conga line and begin to move around the room as music plays from the restaurant speakers.
When I dance they call me macarena
and the boys they say that I´m buena
they all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if your good i take you home with me
A la tuhuelpa legria Macarena.....
The scene fades to black
ooc - Don't ask