Post by Ocean on Apr 15, 2011 7:25:39 GMT -5
The scene opens in a small run down house in Norfolk, England. There is a strong smell of Cheese and Sperm. The air is filled with the sound of “We no speak Americano” coming from a continuously stalling CD player. The camera pans to a mouldy, stinky, visibly bug infested sofa. On the degrading sofa sits a man, dressed in what can only be described as a giant diaper. The small but wide figure has one hand on his belly button and one hand down his smelly, cheesy diaper. The scrunch of his fat hand as he scrapes it down his ball sack is almost sickening. The portly figure reaches for his television remote, using his right foot, as his hands are currently occupied with more important matters. The small whale attempts to activate the remote control with his big toe, but the remote does not react. The figure begins to curse to himself in a foreign accent, which is obviously put on.
“El estúpido es remoto sin pilas! Voy a tener que encontrar una manera de comprar baterías nuevas, soy pobre! ¡Lo sé! Voy a por el deportes más extraños semanal y ver qué puestos de trabajo deportivo están disponibles, y luego lo usa para pagar por las pilas!”
I believe the translation to be something along the lines of “I need batteries, but im skint”. But to be honest, im not overly too sure. Anyway, lets continue with the story.
The angry fatty stands up, which takes a good while and a good amount of energy and will power. He walks across the room holding his legs asif to support them. The figure bends over toward the rotting wooden magazine rack and picks up "Obscure Sports Weekly" As seen in Dodge ball.
"¡Lo sé! aquí estamos, puedo luchar por el dinero! y un día, mi distancia de la televisión funciona : -D"
The translation this time is a lot easier, well... for the sake of the story anyway. The moob master basically said that there was an article in the obscure sports weekly, offering the chance of a lifetime... The chance to become "Un luchador profesional!"
The now smiling fat man begins to get dressed, putting on his blue and red pajamas. The Fighty fighty person to be puts on a pair of speedos over his red and blue pajamas and jolts out of the door at the speed of light... well... he went quite fast... for him anyway...
TO BE CONTINUED! D:
Will the small boomer make it to his new job in one piece, can he cross a road? Is he really Spanish? Is he really going through all of this just to get batteries for his television remote? Find out next time on...
UNOS REMOTES!?!?
“El estúpido es remoto sin pilas! Voy a tener que encontrar una manera de comprar baterías nuevas, soy pobre! ¡Lo sé! Voy a por el deportes más extraños semanal y ver qué puestos de trabajo deportivo están disponibles, y luego lo usa para pagar por las pilas!”
I believe the translation to be something along the lines of “I need batteries, but im skint”. But to be honest, im not overly too sure. Anyway, lets continue with the story.
The angry fatty stands up, which takes a good while and a good amount of energy and will power. He walks across the room holding his legs asif to support them. The figure bends over toward the rotting wooden magazine rack and picks up "Obscure Sports Weekly" As seen in Dodge ball.
"¡Lo sé! aquí estamos, puedo luchar por el dinero! y un día, mi distancia de la televisión funciona : -D"
The translation this time is a lot easier, well... for the sake of the story anyway. The moob master basically said that there was an article in the obscure sports weekly, offering the chance of a lifetime... The chance to become "Un luchador profesional!"
The now smiling fat man begins to get dressed, putting on his blue and red pajamas. The Fighty fighty person to be puts on a pair of speedos over his red and blue pajamas and jolts out of the door at the speed of light... well... he went quite fast... for him anyway...
TO BE CONTINUED! D:
Will the small boomer make it to his new job in one piece, can he cross a road? Is he really Spanish? Is he really going through all of this just to get batteries for his television remote? Find out next time on...
UNOS REMOTES!?!?
