Post by Public Enemies on Jun 9, 2011 20:29:20 GMT -5
Our own Charlie Coors sits down with the recently crowned NeXuS V winner, Metal Dragon:
A reluctant Charlie Coors sits on a bench in the locker room, holding a microphone."Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, the 2011 NeXuS winner... Metal Dragon."
The camera pans over to show the Metallic One donned in blue jeans and a black t-shirt modeled after a Jack Daniel's label. On his left, he has his arm around the NeXuS Deathmatch trophy. Most notable, however, is the smirk on his face.
"Chuck, Chuck, Chuck... I'm sorry for ruining everyone's day every time I get on camera."
"I have to say, you're an enigma. Multiple personalities?"
"Nah, I just have lots of moods and no meds. Everything seemed to be going downhill for me up until NeXuS. Honestly, I was determined to win, but this one part of me just kept saying that I wasn't going to pull it off. Consider this. There were three others in my first cage. I needed to outdo two of them to advance to advance. At that point, I had to outdo four people to get to the elevated ring. Finally, I had to outlast three Fighty fighty persons and make one give up. That's nine people I had to mow down in the span of about an hour, and I was rusty. I did it, though, and I not only beat the thorn in my side, but now the slut's fired!"
The interviewer nods his head, completely understanding the GHW icon's upward mood swing.
"Oh, and I got her tits shoved in my face too. That was awesome."
"Yeah, I bet that was pretty sweet. Anyway, what are your plans now? You have a shot at either the New Age Championship or the Charging Glory Championship, both held by Hayden HardKore. I see you're not in the H-Games this year, so are you thinking you'll take your shot at Red, White, and Bruised?"
Dragon strums his fingers on his own thigh, pondering what to say and how to say it.
"New Age or Charging Glory... New Age or Charging Glory... Both very prestigious titles, but I have to make up my mind. Hayden, at Red, White, and Bruised, we're going to face off for your New Age Championship. I've held both of those belts, but the New Age was a title that I forfeited despite no injury, just an immature sense of personal principle. It's only after principle screws you that you realize how stupid it can be. Time to throw some makeup on that blemish."
"That's all we wanted to know for now, thanks for your-"
"Wait, one more reason why I'm cheered up..."
Charlie looks at MD in curiosity, before looking up and seeing a familiar face standing over him.
"...I remembered that I have friends."
Reverend Vortigern steps into the shot, unseen in GHW for quite a while. Still sporting his red robe and walking stick, the Chaotic Clergy pats his disciple on the shoulder before opening his sacrilegious mouth.
"I forgive you, my son. I forgive you for slamming my name and saying that I'm the cause of all your problems. I also forgive you for claiming to be me."
Coors steps away.
"I'm gonna go over here. Don't want to get hit by lightning."
"Shut up, Charles. The son wanders off into reveling, and just when he is destroyed and living among swine, the population of Nashville in this case, he shows back up. That's when all is well again. Coors, look at Metal Dragon. He has finally captured the NeXuS Deathmatch trophy and is one step closer to being on top of the world again. The New Age Title... Something that I hold dear. Brian Commonwealth made me proud for a long while with it before Dominik Santiago ripped it out of his hands like a beggar pickpocketing a nobleman. It's past time that I get to guide its bearer to dominance."
Dragon stands up and gives his demonic father figure a pat on the back, feeling cared about for the first time in months.
"Hayden, you're walking into Red, White, and Bruised a world champion. You're leaving that place as a world champion. So am I."
The Stone Orchard duo walk away, most likely to a soda machine, leaving Charlie alone in the locker room.
"We'll be back shortly, folks."
The camera pans over to show the Metallic One donned in blue jeans and a black t-shirt modeled after a Jack Daniel's label. On his left, he has his arm around the NeXuS Deathmatch trophy. Most notable, however, is the smirk on his face.
"Chuck, Chuck, Chuck... I'm sorry for ruining everyone's day every time I get on camera."
"I have to say, you're an enigma. Multiple personalities?"
"Nah, I just have lots of moods and no meds. Everything seemed to be going downhill for me up until NeXuS. Honestly, I was determined to win, but this one part of me just kept saying that I wasn't going to pull it off. Consider this. There were three others in my first cage. I needed to outdo two of them to advance to advance. At that point, I had to outdo four people to get to the elevated ring. Finally, I had to outlast three Fighty fighty persons and make one give up. That's nine people I had to mow down in the span of about an hour, and I was rusty. I did it, though, and I not only beat the thorn in my side, but now the slut's fired!"
The interviewer nods his head, completely understanding the GHW icon's upward mood swing.
"Oh, and I got her tits shoved in my face too. That was awesome."
"Yeah, I bet that was pretty sweet. Anyway, what are your plans now? You have a shot at either the New Age Championship or the Charging Glory Championship, both held by Hayden HardKore. I see you're not in the H-Games this year, so are you thinking you'll take your shot at Red, White, and Bruised?"
Dragon strums his fingers on his own thigh, pondering what to say and how to say it.
"New Age or Charging Glory... New Age or Charging Glory... Both very prestigious titles, but I have to make up my mind. Hayden, at Red, White, and Bruised, we're going to face off for your New Age Championship. I've held both of those belts, but the New Age was a title that I forfeited despite no injury, just an immature sense of personal principle. It's only after principle screws you that you realize how stupid it can be. Time to throw some makeup on that blemish."
"That's all we wanted to know for now, thanks for your-"
"Wait, one more reason why I'm cheered up..."
Charlie looks at MD in curiosity, before looking up and seeing a familiar face standing over him.
Reverend Vortigern steps into the shot, unseen in GHW for quite a while. Still sporting his red robe and walking stick, the Chaotic Clergy pats his disciple on the shoulder before opening his sacrilegious mouth.
"I forgive you, my son. I forgive you for slamming my name and saying that I'm the cause of all your problems. I also forgive you for claiming to be me."
Coors steps away.
"I'm gonna go over here. Don't want to get hit by lightning."
"Shut up, Charles. The son wanders off into reveling, and just when he is destroyed and living among swine, the population of Nashville in this case, he shows back up. That's when all is well again. Coors, look at Metal Dragon. He has finally captured the NeXuS Deathmatch trophy and is one step closer to being on top of the world again. The New Age Title... Something that I hold dear. Brian Commonwealth made me proud for a long while with it before Dominik Santiago ripped it out of his hands like a beggar pickpocketing a nobleman. It's past time that I get to guide its bearer to dominance."
Dragon stands up and gives his demonic father figure a pat on the back, feeling cared about for the first time in months.
"Hayden, you're walking into Red, White, and Bruised a world champion. You're leaving that place as a world champion. So am I."
The Stone Orchard duo walk away, most likely to a soda machine, leaving Charlie alone in the locker room.
"We'll be back shortly, folks."
NEW AGE CHAMPIONSHIP
Hayden HardKore (c) vs. Metal Dragon
And mote it be, Metal Dragon will meet Hayden HardKore at Red, White, & Bruised for the GHW New Age Championship! ((unofficially))
Live, July 17th! Only on Pay-Per-View! Order now and brace yourselves for a colossal match!
Hayden HardKore (c) vs. Metal Dragon
And mote it be, Metal Dragon will meet Hayden HardKore at Red, White, & Bruised for the GHW New Age Championship! ((unofficially))
Live, July 17th! Only on Pay-Per-View! Order now and brace yourselves for a colossal match!
