Post by Nicholas Carson on Jun 19, 2011 8:51:41 GMT -5
The shot opens up to the Ladder Queen bouncing down the hallway without a care in the world. She stops on a dime and turns to the right, looking right into a vending machine with a smile, so many delicious choices. As she rummages for coins, she is startled by a booming voice calling out to her. Kahlan quickly turns in the direction the voice comes from, and her eyes widen in shock at the approaching Maniac Mauler. Unsure of his motives for wanting her, the Queen of Ladders takes up a fighting stance but quickly realizes the man is, for once, approaching peacefully.
Kahlan: Carson! Dude, the hell?
Nicholas stops right in front of her, a big smile protruding from under his mask. And for some reason, Nicky is wagging his butt back and forth rapidly almost like a Shakira booty dance, without the full circle turn. Kahlan looks at this, rolls her eyes, then looks back up at him.
Kahlan: Man, stop doing that, it's freaking me out! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?
He continues to do so as he replies.
Nicholas: This is me as if I were a dog, so happy to see you that I am wagging my cute doggy tail really fast. But, ok, I'll stop. So, did you get my e-mails? My letters? My voice mails? My message via carrier pigeon?
The True Strife Slayer sighs and drops her head, shaking it a bit before raising it back up, a bit annoyed now.
Kahlan: Yes, I did, and you need to stop. Most people would take a non reply to all of that as, you know, a CLUE that the answer is no. I told you once, the Cut Squad is not just something you can join. It's hard to explain.
The Mauler quickly brings his hands up in a begging prayer motion.
Nicholas: Come on. I'm Nicholas fucking Carson for fuck sakes. Who wouldn't want me in their crew? Pleaseeeeee? Just think, I'll get to cut you every night, it'll be the best tail splitting' you ever had, sugar britches.
Kahlan quickly stops him with a facepalm.
Kahlan: Stop it right there. I, uh, dude, just leave before I kick your ass.
In typical Carson fashion, the Maniac Mauler, now realizing his plans are being stuffed, quickly sticks out his tongue and licks Kahlan's palm, savoring the flavor. His actions are quickly countered by a hard smack across the face, actually rocking him a little bit. The Mauler quickly tosses his hands up in surrender as the Ladder Queen tries to walk away.
Nicholas: Wait, peace offering. Here! Take all the food you want, it's on me.
Carson turns and big boots the glass of the vending machine, shattering it. He then turns back toward her and strikes a Vanna White pose, offering it all to her. Never one to reject free food, the Original Strife Slayer runs up and grabs as much as her arms will carry and quickly retreats to her room, never once giving a thank you or so much as a glance back Carson's way. As her door slams shut with a louder than usual sound, Nicholas deeply sighs.
Nicholas: I'll find a way in, Kahlan, oh yes I will. I will be Cut Squad, even if it takes Shawn Dreamers blood and suffering as a right of passage.
The scene fades as the Son of Perdition storms off pounding his fist into his hand, mentally preparing for his Barbed Wire Ropes match with the kick ass Dreamer.
EOT -
Kahlan: Carson! Dude, the hell?
Nicholas stops right in front of her, a big smile protruding from under his mask. And for some reason, Nicky is wagging his butt back and forth rapidly almost like a Shakira booty dance, without the full circle turn. Kahlan looks at this, rolls her eyes, then looks back up at him.
Kahlan: Man, stop doing that, it's freaking me out! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?
He continues to do so as he replies.
Nicholas: This is me as if I were a dog, so happy to see you that I am wagging my cute doggy tail really fast. But, ok, I'll stop. So, did you get my e-mails? My letters? My voice mails? My message via carrier pigeon?
The True Strife Slayer sighs and drops her head, shaking it a bit before raising it back up, a bit annoyed now.
Kahlan: Yes, I did, and you need to stop. Most people would take a non reply to all of that as, you know, a CLUE that the answer is no. I told you once, the Cut Squad is not just something you can join. It's hard to explain.
The Mauler quickly brings his hands up in a begging prayer motion.
Nicholas: Come on. I'm Nicholas fucking Carson for fuck sakes. Who wouldn't want me in their crew? Pleaseeeeee? Just think, I'll get to cut you every night, it'll be the best tail splitting' you ever had, sugar britches.
Kahlan quickly stops him with a facepalm.
Kahlan: Stop it right there. I, uh, dude, just leave before I kick your ass.
In typical Carson fashion, the Maniac Mauler, now realizing his plans are being stuffed, quickly sticks out his tongue and licks Kahlan's palm, savoring the flavor. His actions are quickly countered by a hard smack across the face, actually rocking him a little bit. The Mauler quickly tosses his hands up in surrender as the Ladder Queen tries to walk away.
Nicholas: Wait, peace offering. Here! Take all the food you want, it's on me.
Carson turns and big boots the glass of the vending machine, shattering it. He then turns back toward her and strikes a Vanna White pose, offering it all to her. Never one to reject free food, the Original Strife Slayer runs up and grabs as much as her arms will carry and quickly retreats to her room, never once giving a thank you or so much as a glance back Carson's way. As her door slams shut with a louder than usual sound, Nicholas deeply sighs.
Nicholas: I'll find a way in, Kahlan, oh yes I will. I will be Cut Squad, even if it takes Shawn Dreamers blood and suffering as a right of passage.
The scene fades as the Son of Perdition storms off pounding his fist into his hand, mentally preparing for his Barbed Wire Ropes match with the kick ass Dreamer.
EOT -
