Post by Nicholas Carson on Jun 22, 2011 13:29:08 GMT -5
The camera shot opens up backstage where Nicholas Carson is seen storming down the hallway, a delighted look in his usually crazed and unsettling eyes. Coming to a stop at Kahlan's/Cut Squad's door, he turns the handle first but it's locked, so he begins banging on it loudly and excessively, while announcing who he is and asking to be granted permission to enter. A split screen quickly pops up, showing Nicholas on one side still knocking and yelling about how he beat Shawn Dreamer last week, while on the other side it shows Kahlan kicked back on a sofa. She has a pair of headphones on two times too big for her and is drinking a Mountain Dew. She stops, removes one of the headphones, listens and can clearly hear the Mauler at her door, then rolls her eyes and goes back to what she was doing. The Narcotic Necromancer finally stop pounding the door and leans toward the door crack, taking in a deep inhale through his nose.
Nicholas: I know you're in there, Kahlan. I can smell you, oh yes, that wonderful smell. Mmmm, Kay-Lan, oh how I want to turn that little butt of yours into a creme filled donut. Is this how it's going to be? You playing hard to get and wanting me to jump through hoops to get into the best group ever, Cut Squad? Are you really going to make me crash Dow Jones tonight? Are you really, honestly going to make me disfigure, dismember, and disembowel Dominik Santiago at RWB?"
He takes a step back and sighs in frustration before placing both hands at either side of the door frame and resting the crown of his head against the door.
Nicholas: Then it will be done, because you are worth it all, Kahlan, and so is Cut Squad. But just so you know, everyone knows I belong in Cut Squad. You see the signs in the stands, "Nicky for Cut Squad". And everyone backstage here knows it as well, you're merely the last hold out. Don't believe me? Well then here, I will tape a petition at your door. People who come by will see it and sign it, because they know I belong in there, and that we belong together, like Bonnie and Clyde, like Urkel and Laura, like Mork and Mindy."
Nicholas produces a piece of paper, a pen, and some tape and writes "Nicholas Carson should be allowed to join Cut Squad. All who agree sign below" on the paper. He then tapes it and the pen to her door. After doing so he backs away, thinks for a moment, then pulls a balloon from his pocket and blows it up. At the desired size he shows off his great clown ability by twisting it and forming it into the shape of a heart, and places it on the door handle.
Nicholas: I also left you something on the door handle. it's from my cold, dead heart.
He leaves.
TBCB Anyone wishing to sign the petition.
Nicholas: I know you're in there, Kahlan. I can smell you, oh yes, that wonderful smell. Mmmm, Kay-Lan, oh how I want to turn that little butt of yours into a creme filled donut. Is this how it's going to be? You playing hard to get and wanting me to jump through hoops to get into the best group ever, Cut Squad? Are you really going to make me crash Dow Jones tonight? Are you really, honestly going to make me disfigure, dismember, and disembowel Dominik Santiago at RWB?"
He takes a step back and sighs in frustration before placing both hands at either side of the door frame and resting the crown of his head against the door.
Nicholas: Then it will be done, because you are worth it all, Kahlan, and so is Cut Squad. But just so you know, everyone knows I belong in Cut Squad. You see the signs in the stands, "Nicky for Cut Squad". And everyone backstage here knows it as well, you're merely the last hold out. Don't believe me? Well then here, I will tape a petition at your door. People who come by will see it and sign it, because they know I belong in there, and that we belong together, like Bonnie and Clyde, like Urkel and Laura, like Mork and Mindy."
Nicholas produces a piece of paper, a pen, and some tape and writes "Nicholas Carson should be allowed to join Cut Squad. All who agree sign below" on the paper. He then tapes it and the pen to her door. After doing so he backs away, thinks for a moment, then pulls a balloon from his pocket and blows it up. At the desired size he shows off his great clown ability by twisting it and forming it into the shape of a heart, and places it on the door handle.
Nicholas: I also left you something on the door handle. it's from my cold, dead heart.
He leaves.
TBCB Anyone wishing to sign the petition.
