Total Denial

[Public Enemies]

Watch as Nicholas Carson pleads with KaHLaN Clarkson to gain acceptance.

Jun 22, 2011 13:29:08 GMT -5 Nicholas Carson said:

The camera shot opens up backstage where Nicholas Carson is seen storming down the hallway, a delighted look in his usually crazed and unsettling eyes. Coming to a stop at Kahlan's/Cut Squad's door, he turns the handle first but it's locked, so he begins banging on it loudly and excessively, while announcing who he is and asking to be granted permission to enter. A split screen quickly pops up, showing Nicholas on one side still knocking and yelling about how he beat Shawn Dreamer last week, while on the other side it shows Kahlan kicked back on a sofa. She has a pair of headphones on two times too big for her and is drinking a Mountain Dew. She stops, removes one of the headphones, listens and can clearly hear the Mauler at her door, then rolls her eyes and goes back to what she was doing. The Narcotic Necromancer finally stop pounding the door and leans toward the door crack, taking in a deep inhale through his nose.

Nicholas: I know you're in there, Kahlan. I can smell you, oh yes, that wonderful smell. Mmmm, Kay-Lan, oh how I want to turn that little butt of yours into a creme filled donut. Is this how it's going to be? You playing hard to get and wanting me to jump through hoops to get into the best group ever, Cut Squad? Are you really going to make me crash Dow Jones tonight? Are you really, honestly going to make me disfigure, dismember, and disembowel Dominik Santiago at RWB?"

He takes a step back and sighs in frustration before placing both hands at either side of the door frame and resting the crown of his head against the door.

Nicholas: Then it will be done, because you are worth it all, Kahlan, and so is Cut Squad. But just so you know, everyone knows I belong in Cut Squad. You see the signs in the stands, "Nicky for Cut Squad". And everyone backstage here knows it as well, you're merely the last hold out. Don't believe me? Well then here, I will tape a petition at your door. People who come by will see it and sign it, because they know I belong in there, and that we belong together, like Bonnie and Clyde, like Urkel and Laura, like Mork and Mindy."

Nicholas produces a piece of paper, a pen, and some tape and writes "Nicholas Carson should be allowed to join Cut Squad. All who agree sign below" on the paper. He then tapes it and the pen to her door. After doing so he backs away, thinks for a moment, then pulls a balloon from his pocket and blows it up. At the desired size he shows off his great clown ability by twisting it and forming it into the shape of a heart, and places it on the door handle.

Nicholas: I also left you something on the door handle. it's from my cold, dead heart.

He leaves.

Jun 23, 2011 10:08:47 GMT -5 Millson and Simpson said:

As soon as Carson leaves the vicinity, TNT's newest star, Dow Jones, who just happens to be Carson's opponent this week, strolls into view, with cheers being heard over the TV monitor from the live audience. DJ sees the petition on Kahlan's door and reads the heading, before smiling, shaking his head and walking on. But a few steps on from the door, cue the proverbial light bulb to appear above Dow's head. The Hometown Hero retraces his steps and grabs the petition, ripping the tape off the door, and scrumples the piece of paper up, before shoving it in a nearby waste disposal unit. Jones then knocks on Kahlan's door, earning an angry response from the Cut Squad member.

CARSON! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE NOW!

Dow recoils slightly, but regains his hearing quickly enough and responds a little meekly.

Oh no, it's not Carson, it's Dow Jones. Just want to tell you that I've got that petition covered. And as for Carson trying to prove his worth to you against me on Tuesday, well, let's just say I've got that covered as well. See ya.

Jones walks away from the door and strides confidently and cockily out of view...

Jun 24, 2011 1:18:04 GMT -5 TPK said:

A few minutes later, Carson's old stable mate wanders by the locker room. He had fully intended to sign the petition, but said petition was at it's new address in Trash Can City. The Psychotic Superstar scratches his head and glances around, surely he didn't wander into the wrong area of the arena yet again. Then he saw the name on the door, he was in the right spot.

TPK: Petition must have been removed...Oh, brilliant fucking deduction Sherlock. What gave it away? Was it the obvious lack of a sheet to sign?Honestly...yeah. Hmm, now this is a predicament. Could just carve your name into the door, we've got like three knives on us. I'm not gonna...oh wait, I totally am.

The Psycho Kid reaches into his boot and pulls out an old Smith & Wesson pocket knife. The first thing TPK does, is to carve "Petition" in big bold letters across the top of the door, he then carves a number one, and signs his name right next to that. The Asylum Dweller starts to walk off, but then asks himself how exactly anyone else would be able to sign, instead of just looking in the waste basket for the original paper, or even a new piece of paper. TPK forces the knife into the door, TPK walks off happy to have been the first person to help Carson's cause...

Will Kahlan give in to Nic's pleas?