Post by Nicholas Carson on Aug 10, 2011 1:01:39 GMT -5
The scene opens up in the parking lot, where a huge humvee limo pulls in horizontally, taking up many parking spaces belonging to the "big wigs" behind the powerful GHW organization. The fans watching on the titan tron cheer at first, thinking it to be some new big name signeee, but jeer hatefully as the Outcasts emerge one by one. After a clean sweep on TNT last week, they appear happy as can be, all of them joking around. The camera man moves in closer, taking note that the trio have not made any attempt to enter the building just yet. They actually appear to be waiting for someone.
Nick: "He's late. The bastard called me and told me to meet him in the parking lot as soon as we got here so that we could settle this like men."
Dustin: "Let's just go inside then and see what kinda trouble we can get into."
Millson: "Whoa, not so fast guys, look. Over there, he's coming."
The trio representing the Way of the Outcast crack their collective knuckles and begin snarling.
Nick: "Hayden Hardkore, that beating we gave you last week was only a warning, this one will be for keeps. You better step off before you get dealt with, Outcast style."
The camera is still positioned on the Outcasts, not Hayden, showing them trembling sarcastically a little bit as the legendary Kiwi gets nearer. Then the camera finally pans right, showing the now identified person to be some random elderly man, about 147 years old with a walker and a breathing machine attached to his back.
"Hayden Hardkore": "Let me tell you damn whippersnappers something. I been learning folks like you a lesson over a hundreds years now so don't think that little pissy ended attack last week will break me. That's why I asked you out here, to learn you a lesson quick, fast, and in a hurry. Now shut up, put your dukes up, and prepare to be-"
Dustin: "I'm sorry Mr. SoftKore, you're wheezing some making your voice low, could you please speak up so we can still not give a flying fuck?"
"Hayden Hardkore": "What? I can't.. ah damn it, these cheap hearing aids. Hold on, gimme a second."
The Outcasts let out a collective sigh and begin twiddling their thumbs as "Hayden" fumbles around with the hearing enabling devices. Yawning commences also, until finally Mighty Man Millson speaks up, drawing the camera on him only.
Millson: "What's next, you're going to change your depends? Screw that, we don't have time for stuff like this. Sorry, guys, but... LEEEEEERROOOOOYYY JEEEEEEEEENNNNKKKKINS!"
Without warning, the Mightiest of the Millsons executes a fast, hard jab, the camera not moving from his body until the punch had been landed and returned. As Dustin and Carson look on, jaws dropped, mouths agape, the lens of the camera slowly pans right again, showing the walker and breathing machine on the ground, while a nice sized heavy cloud of dust wafts through the atmosphere in front of them.
Nick: "HOLY SHIT! THAT JUST HAPPENED!"
Dustin: "I always though that was a old person joke, or a clever metaphor, but damn Millson you proved me wrong."
They pat the cocky youngster on the back and finally head into the building, surely having raised the ire of the real Jackass.
EOT This was actually gonna be a build up of sorts. See, last week's attack on the real Hayden was supposed to make Hayden challenge any one of the Outcasts to a one on one match this week on TNT, but I guess the memo/request never reached Smarky's desk. Hopefully this can help do the trick for this week or next.
Nick: "He's late. The bastard called me and told me to meet him in the parking lot as soon as we got here so that we could settle this like men."
Dustin: "Let's just go inside then and see what kinda trouble we can get into."
Millson: "Whoa, not so fast guys, look. Over there, he's coming."
The trio representing the Way of the Outcast crack their collective knuckles and begin snarling.
Nick: "Hayden Hardkore, that beating we gave you last week was only a warning, this one will be for keeps. You better step off before you get dealt with, Outcast style."
The camera is still positioned on the Outcasts, not Hayden, showing them trembling sarcastically a little bit as the legendary Kiwi gets nearer. Then the camera finally pans right, showing the now identified person to be some random elderly man, about 147 years old with a walker and a breathing machine attached to his back.
"Hayden Hardkore": "Let me tell you damn whippersnappers something. I been learning folks like you a lesson over a hundreds years now so don't think that little pissy ended attack last week will break me. That's why I asked you out here, to learn you a lesson quick, fast, and in a hurry. Now shut up, put your dukes up, and prepare to be-"
Dustin: "I'm sorry Mr. SoftKore, you're wheezing some making your voice low, could you please speak up so we can still not give a flying fuck?"
"Hayden Hardkore": "What? I can't.. ah damn it, these cheap hearing aids. Hold on, gimme a second."
The Outcasts let out a collective sigh and begin twiddling their thumbs as "Hayden" fumbles around with the hearing enabling devices. Yawning commences also, until finally Mighty Man Millson speaks up, drawing the camera on him only.
Millson: "What's next, you're going to change your depends? Screw that, we don't have time for stuff like this. Sorry, guys, but... LEEEEEERROOOOOYYY JEEEEEEEEENNNNKKKKINS!"
Without warning, the Mightiest of the Millsons executes a fast, hard jab, the camera not moving from his body until the punch had been landed and returned. As Dustin and Carson look on, jaws dropped, mouths agape, the lens of the camera slowly pans right again, showing the walker and breathing machine on the ground, while a nice sized heavy cloud of dust wafts through the atmosphere in front of them.
Nick: "HOLY SHIT! THAT JUST HAPPENED!"
Dustin: "I always though that was a old person joke, or a clever metaphor, but damn Millson you proved me wrong."
They pat the cocky youngster on the back and finally head into the building, surely having raised the ire of the real Jackass.
EOT This was actually gonna be a build up of sorts. See, last week's attack on the real Hayden was supposed to make Hayden challenge any one of the Outcasts to a one on one match this week on TNT, but I guess the memo/request never reached Smarky's desk. Hopefully this can help do the trick for this week or next.
