GHW Live! #2: The Empire gets fucked!

[Psychotic Circus]

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Opening Match:Singles
Freddie "Dick Fingers" Mcgavin vs. Vyrus

The reason: Freddy "The Dick Fingered Kid!" Mcgavin has been itching to give us all a case of the KUSHTY. So, instead of facing a law suit for an unsanitary working environment, we're placing him against a man who is already infected, the Uncurable Vyrus! This newest member of the GHW locker room, and Psychotic Circus member, will be our test subject tonight to see if Freddie was telling the truth when we asked him if his condition was contagious.

Match#2: Singles
Ollie Jay vs. Sean Danielson

The Reason?: Ollie Jay must be some sort of Masochist or something, because he came into my office and pleaded like a junkie for another shot at Sean Danielson. So, I'm giving it to the sicko, let us see if he can actually be bothered to even fight back though, you know, because he might be sick in the head like that....like Wolverina was, no really, she was, chick always told me stuff....

Match#3: Hardcore
Freddy Muerte Vs. Krylon

The Reason?: Ooooooooooooh yeeeaaaah! You didn't think Grimey C. bought all those drinks so as not to throw in some hardcore action? Guess again! Now lay down and just relax, it'll all be over in about 10 minutes. Freddy, the new number one contender for the T.V has to sit back and take it...his shot that is, at another time. But can the gimmick less wonder take on Satan's right hand man? Or will Krylon sit there and bitch that his ankle hurts after his devastating defeat to Spike Steel last week?

Match#4 Three Way Brawl
Krytops vs. Solstice vs. Kaiser

The Reason: For your entertainment, Grimey C. is offering a showcase to end them all, except for the main event coming up later tonight. Krytops has been down in the dumps lately, but now it seems like he has found new friends in the Horde and the Circus. Solstice has proven himself a few times, but could never get that big win against somebody. And Kaiser, he uses the German word for King as his name....shit could possibly get real in this competition.

[glow=Maroon,3,400]BIG SEXY MAIN EVENT!
Steel Cage match for the GHW Television Title!

HaVoK vs. Spike Steel(c)

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The Reason: HaVoK is some sort of super strong freak, or so I've been told. He was supposed to get his T.V title shot at RWB'ed, but someone *COUGH SMARKY COUGH* fucked up royally. So tonight he will be taking on champion Spike Steel, who just came off a glorious victory from another super tall, giant of a mofo. To set this one apart from the rest, we're going to set the lean, mean super freak inside a cage with our chubby champion. Will Spike's lard ass get roasted? Or will HaVoK's wait for his shot end in ball crushing agony?

Deadline: Wednesday August 17th. Depends on when I get off of work.
Recommended Maximum RP Limit: Around 6-7k characters, but no real limits.

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Commentary Team: Matt O. and Hyper Elf

Announcer: Charlie Coors

[Ryan Hughes]

So by the process of elimination, Muerte vs. TV Champion main events Live #3, yes?

[Psychotic Circus]

Correct. Then I don't know about episode 4 yet, we shall see though. Also, Krytops and Solstice, forget the lumber jack thing, when this Kaiser dude gets his contract up, I'm turning it into a three was brawl.....probably when I get on after dinner, now it's time for some fried chicken!

[Sycho Sam]

now it's time for some fried chicken!

[Psychotic Circus]

I'M WHITE AS A HEAVY DRINKING GERMAN GHOST!