Post by Public Enemies on Sept 10, 2011 10:58:35 GMT -5
The future plans of GHW are finally revealed in this shocking turn of events. |
Announcer: "It all started out like any other relationship, beauty had met her beast, but fate had another destiny chosen for them."
The scene of Wolverina being carried out of the EVPW gym closet is played.
"This beast wasn't a charming prince..."
Highlights from the Psycho King's career is shown.
"These two fairy tale characters met off in an epic battle to decide Beauty's fate. Freedom or Slavery..."
Highlights of Wolverina vs. Jaggeroth in the exploding barbed wire match from EVPW spreads across the screen.
"The Beast was moments away from owning his Beauty, her life was to be his to command...then, fate intervened yet again."
Jake Diamond and Amanda Hallsworth are seen running to Wolverina's rescue, Jake beats Jaggeroth up side his decrepit head with a baseball bat, and Amanda helping her secure the pin and her freedom.
"Destiny and Fate had different ideas about how their lives should intertwine. The Beast was robbed of his Beauty, and he would make sure she'd live to regret it. Nearly two years later, the Beast returned, and his vengeance would have dire consequences for all."
The Psychotic Circus stands victorious together above the entrance ramp as they wheel away the casket they had entombed Wolverina in.
Jaggeroth:"I always told you people, every time I came out here, that I would have the final laugh!"
"The Beast wasn't done, the Beauty had found herself another Prince, and he was a very powerful man. The Beast wanted complete control of the lands the Prince oversaw.
Matt. O"The puppet master finally reveals himself!"
The screen fills with images from Red, White and Bruised. Hayden is being smacked around by the sinister Horde as Jaggeroth watches on with complete satisfaction.
It was only a matter of time before a tyrant of the wrestling world came for his head..."
"The King of the Beasts had returned to stake his claim to the Gold the Prince had been hoarding for so long...Now with control over an army of undead warriors long forgotten, can any man stand up against the Time Killer and the wrath that has been boiling in his hellbound veins for over a year?"
Videos of Jaggeroth's past atrocity's flash over the screen. D Money on the cross cries out for mercy, Ryan Hughes is dropped from twenty feet up off a ladder, an explosive goes off in Kahlan's perfect face, A.J Johnson is beaten mercilessly with a barbed wire 2x4, and finally, Hayden is shown being beaten into the ground with an awe inspiring BileDriver.
"I'm afraid this might have only been a warning shot..."
Matthew Olivera's words echo creepily against the P.A system as we go live to the GHW arena. Inside the ring stands the Psycho King, his eyes on the butcher tron and admiring the scene that had just played out while the Horde surrounds the ring side area. Constantine, Vyrus and his wife, Amanda stand behind the sinister tower of psychopathic might. The newest member of both GHW and the Circus, the statutory-rific Vincent Sytre, barks orders to the Horde guarding the ring. Jaggeroth's mask twitches as the tron goes to the live images of him, a laugh of acceptance follows the video package. He turns around and looks deeply into the hard camera as it pans up close, the mic goes to his mouth, ready to deliver yet another sermon for the unwashed masses.
"Hayden...Hayden, did you sleep well at all this week? I know I didn't...I know that the position your in is a very tiring one, I've faced this sort of situation before myself, the whole world seems like it's going to collapse right on top of you and deliver a beating that could shatter even God's own over inflated ego. Of course, I wasn't feeling like that at all, but I still slumbered like a man with bees crawling all over his face, only because I was so fucking giddy with excitement that I nearly pissed the bed. Let me fill you in on a little secret, I was finally cured of my rabid insanity last year, the rage was gone and I was finally a happy man. See, what your little lover failed to mention to you was, that she had finally accepted my love and gave in...when Wolverina was in the Circus last year, we not only shared control of the mightiest incarnation of the grouping at that time, but we also shared a bed...I had her under control, and she made sweet, sweet love to me without having to be chained and penetrated with a broom stick!...Oh, what's that? She didn't tell you? Oooooooooooooooopps."
Amanda Nathan struts about the ring and gives little huffs and puffs of anger while her Hubby spouts out his saucy claims. Her finger strokes at the wedding ring slowly, giving it little, circular rubs.
"Then...all of a sudden, someone else got into her ear. Someone who had to just get all up in business, and that person took her away from me, and it seemed for good this time. Jesus Christ is a crafty son of a bitch, and he knew just what to say to Wolverina the day she packed up and ran out of my house...also, the bitch took a bottle of some very old and very potent whiskey I had been saving and started my basement on fire, a basement that I was not using to produce illegal substances just for the official police record. That damn book got so deep into her head it might as well been shoved in one ear with the page holder sticking out the other. It went and destroyed something so beautiful between us only because I wouldn't bow to a piece of leather that had pages of garbage written in it. Needless to say, the demons came howling back, BUT OH NO! Jesus had put more crazy ideas in her head, ideas that were on par with my most craftiest of schemes back when I was chasing down the white elephant and the pink dragon. She descended down from the rafters, following the example set by her idol, and strung me up then dumped my ass in the middle of a lake! I won't go into great detail, but lets just say I went to hell, chatted with Satan then beat Micheal Jackson in a poker game to win my soul back!"
The fans all join in a chorus of boos after hearing Jaggeroth's ignorant claim about the King of Pop burning in hell.
"He's not down there for touching children...he killed a hooker during the Billy Jean tour, you numbnutz! Anyways! As I was saying Hayden, you might have a question about all of this, and I have the answer you seek. The only problem is, do I want to give it to you now, or make your ass suffer more? You were probably up all night this entire week away from me and asking yourself "It doesn't matter what you had for dinner! Why are all these people coming against me? Why am I such a huge target, and why am I hated so much AND WHY CAN'T I SUSTAIN AN ERECTION!?" It's pretty fucking simple, Kiwi Boi. And there's only one person who can answer it, and that's me! But, sadly, I won't answer that question, but if Smarky Smark gets off his ass and finally confronts me for my crimes, I just might start talking. Smarky, don't take this threat lightly, I'm in control now, I'm the one holding the cards...I'M THE ONE WHO HAS THE ENTIRE BACKSTAGE AREA BOOBY TRAPPED BETTER THAN RAMBO WITH A HAIR TRIGGER TO BOOT! Now, I'm you just a few minutes to strut your stuff on out here, or else the women's locker room is the first thing to go...well, it won't go KA-BOOM!, but it'll be a pretty sticky mess to clean up. You waltz on down here, listen to my demands, bow to my might then walk away....then I'll undo the horrors hidden away backstage...I give you my word, "
The Psychotic Circus stands their ground inside the ring, awaiting for the GM of TNT to show himself. Jaggeroth's disgusting smile oozed underneath his mask of flesh, hoping his wait wouldn't be long, his was overjoyed at his latest plot of destruction and he needed to be praised for it in fear.
Moments pass as Jaggeroth and his Circus remain in the ring, becoming a little agitated at the delay of response from the man they are waiting for. The Psycho King walks to and fro furiously, before raising his microphone to his masked mouth once more.
"Smarky, I am going to give you until the count of three to drag your ass out here!"
Holding up his little device, Jaggeroth starts to count down.
"ONE! TWO!"
"HOLD UP!"
I'm pretty sure that under his mask, the leader of the Psychotic Circus is smiling right now. On cue, the General Manager of GHW bustles out from backstage, pushing through the curtains. His crisp suit and smart clothes do not take away from the crazed look in Smarky Smark's eyes as he stands at the top of the ramp. Looking straight at Jaggeroth, he raises his mic whilst looking far from defeated.
"Jaggeroth, I will talk. But if any of your Horde try ANYTHING, I have a whole roster of men and women more than willing to kick your ass."
The crowd cheers at the heroic stance being taken by the General Manager, but one person who has taken offence is Jaggeroth's wife, Amanda Nathan.
"'Ere, who do you think you are giving the orders?"
"Lady please, I am talking to the organ grinder, not the monkey."
More cheers as Smarky puts the uptight strumpet in her place. Soon enough, the boss gets back to the main area of concern, which is the big man staring right at him.
"Look Jaggeroth, I don't need to listen to your demands. In fact, I have had enough of demands coming at me left, right and centre! Everyone thinks I am an easy touch, but I promise you big man, I'm no pushover. I know what it is you want. I have heard you boast on more than one occasion that you will weasel your way in to the main event and win the New Age Championship. Behind the grandure of the Psychotic Circus, you just want to be a champion. You want to be like Metal Dragon, Dominik Santiago, Ryan Hughes, Dave Carter - you want to be remembered as someone other than "that guy who had his way with that slut one time". I can read you like a book, Jaggeroth, and that is why I'll make your dreams come true. You want a championship match, you can join the others at Full Circle."
A mixed reaction this time, as the crowd didn't really want to see Jaggeroth in the biggest main event of the year not involving a cage, but hey, let's see where this goes.
"On October 2nd, Hayden HardKore will defend his New Age and Charging Glory belts against Dominik Santiago, Nicholas Carson, and you, Jaggeroth. But you will not all be in the ring at the same time. See, the match you men will be fighting in is a match of my creation, perfect for the amount of bad blood between the four of you. Hayden, Nicky, Dominik, take note. You four men will be fighting in a TYRANT'S ROULETTE MATCH!"
The unexpected match type gets the crowd hot, and they start cheering almost immediately. In the ring, Jaggeroth looks stupefied while the rest of his Circus go nuts (It doesn't matter what you had for dinner! They don't even know what it is!), displaying their discontent for the General Manager. After they are told to calm down by their leader, Smarky explains.
"Two men will start in the ring, each man adding their own stipulation to the match. It can be anything, just as long as you stick to your stipulation at all times. When one man is pinned, another will enter, bring with them their own stip, whilst discarding that of the defeated man. This will continue until three men have been pinned, and one will stand tall as the UNDIPUTED NEW AGE CHAMPION!"
More cheers.
"But one question comes to mind- how will the entry order of the participants be decided? Well, I have figured that out. Next week on Tuesday Night Triumph, Dominik Santiago will fight Hayden HardKore, while Nicholas Carson will fight you, big man. The losers of said matches will start the Tyrant's Roulette. The winners will fight eachother the following week on Triumph to see who comes out third, and who comes out last! I sincerely hope that what I just said got through to your twisted little brain, Jaggeroth. Because hell, you might have to go through three other men to become the man you wish to be. I bid you good day."
"Like A Boss" begins to play as Smarky turns on his heel towards the curtains. But it soon stops as Smarky remembers something.
"Oh, and Jaggeroth, I forgot to mention. If you want to do this, you do it by yourself- because if the Horde, or the Psychotic Circus get involved at Full Circle, or at ANY point in the next two weeks, you will be suspended!"
The music comes back on as the crowd cheer. In the ring, the Circus go wild, venting their frustrations out on the ring ropes. Meanwhile, Amanda tries to console her husband but to no avail. Jaggeroth, for want of a better term, is pissed off.