Post by Jaggeroth's wench. on Nov 11, 2011 0:49:54 GMT -5
OOC: Fast Forward to next TNT, roughly at the start of the program.
Scene opens up to some pasture in the middle of the night. Wolverina is seen dressed in a solid white suit, a suit that looks very much like one would wear when about to handle hazardous material. Tucked in her left arm is a helmet/mask, while in the other is a baseball bat. She comes across this big pen with thousands upon thousands of Pigs all walking around, snorting, and oinking. The GodQueen hooks one leg over the fence and just stands there for a bit, before looking into the camera, her voice almost a whisper so as to not disturb the land owners or the piggies.
Wolverina: Alright guys, as you all know last week Klusa White said some pretty mean things to me and challenged me, a bonified QUEEN, to a match, which I accepted. But it didn't stop there. He has been on the GHW.com forum talking smack about me, Perfection in the Flesh. He has made it plain that his mother did not raise him right, in fact she should have probably aborted him, and I don't even support abortion so that's saying something! Ah, but she didn't. So it will be my duty on this week's TNT to abort him like his mommy should have. But I dare not allow aforementioned mother go unpunished either. How dare she birth out something so worthless from that galactic wormhole she calls an anus! I didn't want to do this but I have to. Transgressions like that just can not go without a penalty, and that penalty is DEATH! I tried tracking her down on the street corners where she works, but no such luck, however I did come up with some intel from her fellow street walkers. So inso facto here we are. I hear Klusa White's fat sow whore of a mother is in here somewhere. I'm certain we'll find her here. After all, I'm sure she sticks to her own kind.
The People's Princess laughs and hooks the other leg over and is now in the pen, with her helmet/mask on. The Queen of Mount Olympus looks around as if waiting for the right time to strike. About this time, a pig fatter than the ones in the pen happens to catch her eye.
Wolverina: THERE!!!!There's the fat sow now, looks like she's pregnant with more of Klusa's bastard siblings. That sow can never keep her legs close, or in this case, her ass covered.
She laughs but kinda stalls for a moment, as if suddenly not liking the idea of even a tiny speckle of blood getting on her, despite being heavily guarded by more than adequate clothing.
Wolverina: Well, no since in wasting anymore time. Let's do this.
About this time, she takes her baseball bat and swings it from as high up as she can reach with it and slams it down on the head of the fat sow. She beats the crap out of the deafening squealing pig while the other pigs just scatter leaving the Queen of Extreme practically in the clear with the unconscious fat sow. Finally, she relents and just stands there.
Wolverina: Alright guys, help me with this pig. I've got plans for it.
From off camera, two middle aged Mexican men, cheaply hired hands she'd conned, enter the scene and begin helping her. And by helping I mean doing all the work while she backs away and preens her perfect little self.
-Scene 2- Start of show
Scene opens up and we see Klusa White in the parking lot of the venue after getting out of his vehicle. It's daytime and he thought he'd come to the arena and do whatever business before his epic beatdown he'll receive from the marvelous hands of the People's Princess. Arcane sees an entrance with double doors all decorated with the words "Klusa White Entrance Only".
Klusa: Wow, I wasn't expecting this.
The former TV Champ walks toward the entrance looking it up and down.
Klusa: Hmm, strange.
White opens the double doors slightly and just sees nothing but a long hallway with a red carpet as if leading him down the hall. He takes a cautious look around one last time then shrugs.
Klusa: Looks like I've hit the jackpot. Bout time I got some respect.
He swings the doors open and starts walking in when all of the sudden many buckets filled with blood come dumping down on top of him, drenching him all over with blood. Arcane seems surprised at first, but when he realizes what just happened he starts getting really pissed. Suddenly, Wolverina comes out of her hiding spot with her cell phone held up, waving it at him.
Wolverina: About our match tonight... your chances just called... said you have none. Oh and...
She starts pointing and laughing at him.
Wolverina: THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!
The chase was on, but Wolfie being the former cross country and track superstar, as well as triathlete, was able to get away... for now.
EOT hehehe. Feel free to get back at her, Klusa.
Scene opens up to some pasture in the middle of the night. Wolverina is seen dressed in a solid white suit, a suit that looks very much like one would wear when about to handle hazardous material. Tucked in her left arm is a helmet/mask, while in the other is a baseball bat. She comes across this big pen with thousands upon thousands of Pigs all walking around, snorting, and oinking. The GodQueen hooks one leg over the fence and just stands there for a bit, before looking into the camera, her voice almost a whisper so as to not disturb the land owners or the piggies.
Wolverina: Alright guys, as you all know last week Klusa White said some pretty mean things to me and challenged me, a bonified QUEEN, to a match, which I accepted. But it didn't stop there. He has been on the GHW.com forum talking smack about me, Perfection in the Flesh. He has made it plain that his mother did not raise him right, in fact she should have probably aborted him, and I don't even support abortion so that's saying something! Ah, but she didn't. So it will be my duty on this week's TNT to abort him like his mommy should have. But I dare not allow aforementioned mother go unpunished either. How dare she birth out something so worthless from that galactic wormhole she calls an anus! I didn't want to do this but I have to. Transgressions like that just can not go without a penalty, and that penalty is DEATH! I tried tracking her down on the street corners where she works, but no such luck, however I did come up with some intel from her fellow street walkers. So inso facto here we are. I hear Klusa White's fat sow whore of a mother is in here somewhere. I'm certain we'll find her here. After all, I'm sure she sticks to her own kind.
The People's Princess laughs and hooks the other leg over and is now in the pen, with her helmet/mask on. The Queen of Mount Olympus looks around as if waiting for the right time to strike. About this time, a pig fatter than the ones in the pen happens to catch her eye.
Wolverina: THERE!!!!There's the fat sow now, looks like she's pregnant with more of Klusa's bastard siblings. That sow can never keep her legs close, or in this case, her ass covered.
She laughs but kinda stalls for a moment, as if suddenly not liking the idea of even a tiny speckle of blood getting on her, despite being heavily guarded by more than adequate clothing.
Wolverina: Well, no since in wasting anymore time. Let's do this.
About this time, she takes her baseball bat and swings it from as high up as she can reach with it and slams it down on the head of the fat sow. She beats the crap out of the deafening squealing pig while the other pigs just scatter leaving the Queen of Extreme practically in the clear with the unconscious fat sow. Finally, she relents and just stands there.
Wolverina: Alright guys, help me with this pig. I've got plans for it.
From off camera, two middle aged Mexican men, cheaply hired hands she'd conned, enter the scene and begin helping her. And by helping I mean doing all the work while she backs away and preens her perfect little self.
-Scene 2- Start of show
Scene opens up and we see Klusa White in the parking lot of the venue after getting out of his vehicle. It's daytime and he thought he'd come to the arena and do whatever business before his epic beatdown he'll receive from the marvelous hands of the People's Princess. Arcane sees an entrance with double doors all decorated with the words "Klusa White Entrance Only".
Klusa: Wow, I wasn't expecting this.
The former TV Champ walks toward the entrance looking it up and down.
Klusa: Hmm, strange.
White opens the double doors slightly and just sees nothing but a long hallway with a red carpet as if leading him down the hall. He takes a cautious look around one last time then shrugs.
Klusa: Looks like I've hit the jackpot. Bout time I got some respect.
He swings the doors open and starts walking in when all of the sudden many buckets filled with blood come dumping down on top of him, drenching him all over with blood. Arcane seems surprised at first, but when he realizes what just happened he starts getting really pissed. Suddenly, Wolverina comes out of her hiding spot with her cell phone held up, waving it at him.
Wolverina: About our match tonight... your chances just called... said you have none. Oh and...
She starts pointing and laughing at him.
Wolverina: THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!
The chase was on, but Wolfie being the former cross country and track superstar, as well as triathlete, was able to get away... for now.
EOT hehehe. Feel free to get back at her, Klusa.