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Post by Metal Dragon on Jan 27, 2012 0:03:33 GMT -5
Metal Dragon sits at a bar with The Proeliator, drinking lots of beer.
MD: "What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire?"
Pro: "What?"
MD: "A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it."
TBC
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Post by Public Enemies on Jan 29, 2012 16:11:50 GMT -5
As Proeliator and Metal Dragon have a golly laugh, Barta stumbles into the bar from the cold and takes a stool next to Rob.
Barta: "...You guys like to laugh...Me too!"
Barta snatches up Rob's mug and takes a swig before wiping his mouth.
Barta: "An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."
Proe and Rob casts glances at each other as Barta Bull giggles like a school-girl.
Barta: "...That...was...a good...one--"
With that, *PLUNK* goes Barta's skull into the bar counter as he passes out.
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