Post by Jaggeroth's wench. on Feb 27, 2012 18:09:22 GMT -5
GHW Triumph returns from a cheesy commercial break to show stoner boy and GHW interviewer Charlie by gawd Coors standing in a hall way with a wall monitor directly behind him. But more important is the person who stands next to him, dressed in her ring attire with her TV Title wrapped around her gorgeous waist. The crowd showers Wolverina with praise as they lay eyes upon the Honor-Tron. In return, she beams that legendary smile, and gives a quick wave and kiss to her loyal masses, then pats her TV Title.
"Ladies and gentlemen I am standing here with the current GHW Television Champion, Wolverina, who at Dawn of Destruction somehow managed to survive clever schemes and fierce competition to come out with the win. Wolfie, congrats, what a match! But now this begs the question of what's next? Jon Main has had several shots at you but could not win, and Troy Meadows has since been fired. By the way, we wish Troy well in his future endeavors."
"You just had to add that last part in didn't you hehe? Well played, sir, well played. What's next? Defending my title as usual, that's what. I am sure Grimey's dufus ass will try to hatch another cockamamie scheme to wrest this belt from me, so there'll be no shortage of opponents and no shortage of me whooping that ass. The guy just never learns."
Coors scratches his head for a moment.
"Why is it he hates you so much?"
"Because I won't suck his little half inch cat penis or show my bewbs to him on a regular basis to get to the top of this business. There's only one woman that does that around here and her name is Kahlan. I'm not a cheap, walking make-up factory slooze like her. Grimey just doesn't seem to get it though. So I guess I'll eventually have to just take this here foot and slam it against his chin to knock some sense into the man."
"Ah! Yes, Kahlan! Now there's an opponent that would be great to compete against you for the Television title. After all, and please don't kick me again for saying this, nobody man or woman has a better track record against you. She's beaten you four times over several different federations, and looked mighty dominant in doing so."
For a fleeting moment Haven's eyes narrow with a mean glare, but she takes a deep breath and rolls her eyes to release the anger.
"Well aren't you the best little Kahlan mark! And you can count also, very impressive! But, fine, if you simply must bring up those shallow 'victories' over me I'll play along. It seems like she has hoodooed you too, along with these great fans, so let me clear somethings up. Kahlan doesn't want any of me. It's that simple. Didn't you just see her trying to slobber and slide all over the boss man's cock to get a New Age Title shot? More than likely she'll get her shot, and Dominik is dumb enough to lay down for her. After all, he is a man errm well barely but a man nonetheless and is powerless when Kahlan goes about her whore'ish ways. She wants nothing to do with the TV Title, although I would gladly welcome beating her up."
"Wow, harsh! You really do hate the woman don't you? Why can't you two just get along and co exist and kiss and stuff?"
"Shut the hell up pervert! Let me break it down to you, Coors. Kahlan and I are genetically predispositioned to dislike each other. It's in our DNA code! I'm class, she's trash. I'm built to go, she's just built for show. I'm morally straight, she's a very immoral person. She's a fraud, a liar, and a cheat. But I'm honest and can not be corrupted. Is this sinking into your head, Charlie-char? It really pains me to see her run around here and tell the fans so many lies about how she's back to just entertain them the best she can and to be someone they can look up to. The girl is a master manipulator. The fans don't see it, but then again neither did I when I first met Kahlan. It took time for me to realize how much of a dirty little heffer she is, and exactly how cunning. And if you still don't believe what I'm saying about her, just look at this picture on the monitor in a second. I knew you were gonna bring her up, Coors. So I wanted to take this time and show the world one of Kahlan's biggest lies. As we all know, Kahlan is pretty. But what you people don't know is what lies beneath that mountain upon mountain of make-up. Nor do you realize how GHW productions has to use a special camera for whenever she is doing a promo or match. What you folks see on TV is one thing, but this is the REAL Kahlan underneath it all..."
The crowd belt out laughter at the sight, but Coors appears displeased.
"Oh come on, Wolfie, that's just uncalled for."
"I'm just trying to expose her for what she really is. You know what we call her back here? Anorexic Annie. And the name clearly fits, as you can see. Now, for the record, those so called wins over me she has were shallow. Not a single time did she step into that ring, one on one, without any ambushes or interference from everyone from the milk man to the mailman and Tom, Dick and Harry... and actually beat me. She knows she physically can not do it. She's too weak and would break one of her brittle little bones. And you know what else? Isn't it ironic that she comes back, doesn't even make it past that horrendous TOL match in the first round, but swoons these fans enough to use them as a tool to try to get a New Age Title shot? I, on the other hand, made it to the end of Nexus 5, have been putting foot to ass for months now, defending this title, actually WINNING matches, basically doing everything Kahlan ISN'T doing yet I'm not even mentioned in the same breath for any type of major title shot. Not that I am asking for one, just trying to show you all that you're getting played by Kahlan. Does that answer your questions, stoner boy?"
Coors, slightly intimidated, shakes his head yes.
"Uh, yes, I think this interview has run it's course. It's been a pleasure as always Wolfie. Fuzz and Big Al, back to you."
Coors removes himself from the camera frame rather fast, leaving Haven standing there with a annoyed look on her face. The scene then ends.
EOT
OOC: Wanted to toss this up since I am pretty sure I have a upcoming Triumph match involving my girl Kahlan. ;D
"Ladies and gentlemen I am standing here with the current GHW Television Champion, Wolverina, who at Dawn of Destruction somehow managed to survive clever schemes and fierce competition to come out with the win. Wolfie, congrats, what a match! But now this begs the question of what's next? Jon Main has had several shots at you but could not win, and Troy Meadows has since been fired. By the way, we wish Troy well in his future endeavors."
"You just had to add that last part in didn't you hehe? Well played, sir, well played. What's next? Defending my title as usual, that's what. I am sure Grimey's dufus ass will try to hatch another cockamamie scheme to wrest this belt from me, so there'll be no shortage of opponents and no shortage of me whooping that ass. The guy just never learns."
Coors scratches his head for a moment.
"Why is it he hates you so much?"
"Because I won't suck his little half inch cat penis or show my bewbs to him on a regular basis to get to the top of this business. There's only one woman that does that around here and her name is Kahlan. I'm not a cheap, walking make-up factory slooze like her. Grimey just doesn't seem to get it though. So I guess I'll eventually have to just take this here foot and slam it against his chin to knock some sense into the man."
"Ah! Yes, Kahlan! Now there's an opponent that would be great to compete against you for the Television title. After all, and please don't kick me again for saying this, nobody man or woman has a better track record against you. She's beaten you four times over several different federations, and looked mighty dominant in doing so."
For a fleeting moment Haven's eyes narrow with a mean glare, but she takes a deep breath and rolls her eyes to release the anger.
"Well aren't you the best little Kahlan mark! And you can count also, very impressive! But, fine, if you simply must bring up those shallow 'victories' over me I'll play along. It seems like she has hoodooed you too, along with these great fans, so let me clear somethings up. Kahlan doesn't want any of me. It's that simple. Didn't you just see her trying to slobber and slide all over the boss man's cock to get a New Age Title shot? More than likely she'll get her shot, and Dominik is dumb enough to lay down for her. After all, he is a man errm well barely but a man nonetheless and is powerless when Kahlan goes about her whore'ish ways. She wants nothing to do with the TV Title, although I would gladly welcome beating her up."
"Wow, harsh! You really do hate the woman don't you? Why can't you two just get along and co exist and kiss and stuff?"
"Shut the hell up pervert! Let me break it down to you, Coors. Kahlan and I are genetically predispositioned to dislike each other. It's in our DNA code! I'm class, she's trash. I'm built to go, she's just built for show. I'm morally straight, she's a very immoral person. She's a fraud, a liar, and a cheat. But I'm honest and can not be corrupted. Is this sinking into your head, Charlie-char? It really pains me to see her run around here and tell the fans so many lies about how she's back to just entertain them the best she can and to be someone they can look up to. The girl is a master manipulator. The fans don't see it, but then again neither did I when I first met Kahlan. It took time for me to realize how much of a dirty little heffer she is, and exactly how cunning. And if you still don't believe what I'm saying about her, just look at this picture on the monitor in a second. I knew you were gonna bring her up, Coors. So I wanted to take this time and show the world one of Kahlan's biggest lies. As we all know, Kahlan is pretty. But what you people don't know is what lies beneath that mountain upon mountain of make-up. Nor do you realize how GHW productions has to use a special camera for whenever she is doing a promo or match. What you folks see on TV is one thing, but this is the REAL Kahlan underneath it all..."
The crowd belt out laughter at the sight, but Coors appears displeased.
"Oh come on, Wolfie, that's just uncalled for."
"I'm just trying to expose her for what she really is. You know what we call her back here? Anorexic Annie. And the name clearly fits, as you can see. Now, for the record, those so called wins over me she has were shallow. Not a single time did she step into that ring, one on one, without any ambushes or interference from everyone from the milk man to the mailman and Tom, Dick and Harry... and actually beat me. She knows she physically can not do it. She's too weak and would break one of her brittle little bones. And you know what else? Isn't it ironic that she comes back, doesn't even make it past that horrendous TOL match in the first round, but swoons these fans enough to use them as a tool to try to get a New Age Title shot? I, on the other hand, made it to the end of Nexus 5, have been putting foot to ass for months now, defending this title, actually WINNING matches, basically doing everything Kahlan ISN'T doing yet I'm not even mentioned in the same breath for any type of major title shot. Not that I am asking for one, just trying to show you all that you're getting played by Kahlan. Does that answer your questions, stoner boy?"
Coors, slightly intimidated, shakes his head yes.
"Uh, yes, I think this interview has run it's course. It's been a pleasure as always Wolfie. Fuzz and Big Al, back to you."
Coors removes himself from the camera frame rather fast, leaving Haven standing there with a annoyed look on her face. The scene then ends.
EOT
OOC: Wanted to toss this up since I am pretty sure I have a upcoming Triumph match involving my girl Kahlan. ;D