Post by Psychotic Circus on Feb 27, 2012 9:39:47 GMT -5
GHW Presents: DAWN OF DESTRUCTION 2012, February 5th , 2012. From the GHW ARENA IN BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS.
Sponsored by: The Superbowl: "You guys are stupid for having a ppv tonight...like, TNA stupid...ya stupids." & a dip of Copenhagen, some dark tea, and a banana "BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!
DARK MATCH
FATAL FOUR WAY
RyMan vs. Gage Stryker vs. Jakob Alexander vs. Josh Craven
WINNER: RyMan!
MATCH ONE
EMPTY ARENA
Brandy Meadows vs. Swo Deam
The first match of the night is one that on one is going to see, well, until we start playing it on the big screen when everyone shows up to watch this ppv live in the arena. Can the Homewrecker's Ho stand up and still be able to stay with her man after this match? Or will Swo Deam slow dump her ass into his service?
Winners!: Everyone who knew this was a work.
MATCH TWO
GHW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Four Way Elimination
Jon Main vs.Wolverina vs. Troy Meadows vs. Amanda Nathan
The match is simple, you need to outlast three other opponents and prove once and for all, who is the best T.V champion!
WINNER AND SOMEHOW STILL GHW T.V CHAMPION! Haven "Wolverina" Cassady.
MATCH THREE
TAG TEAM MATCH
Relapse (Jakob Van Tripp w/ Aiden Andrews) vs. "Amazing" Anthony Alvarez w/ AJ Scally
Grimey wants to see some tag team action, playas'. Don't make him turn this into a match...wit' DE UNDAJAGGER! The winning team gets a shot at the tag team titles.
WINNERS!: Relapse. You get your title shots.
MATCH FOUR
SINGLES MATCH
Desperado vs. Connor Quinn
Despy decided to return to GHW, Conner Quinn, well, he needs a match, so, like, yeah....enjoy!
WINNER!: Desperado...I guess.
MATCH FIVE
GHW NEW AGE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Dominik Santiago (c) vs. Barta Bull
SPECIAL ENFORCER: Ryan Hughes
Let this night be Barta's greatest hour! Or...his silliest moments. Either way, Grimey is betting against him, he says he doesn't think Barta Bull is ready, brotherjackdude. Lets hope Barta proves us all wrong and reigns supreme tonight against the man who had GHW locked in an unfair balls clutch.
WINNER!: Find out >>HERE<<
=MAIN EVENT=
THE TOWER OF LONDON! KING OF THE DEATH MATCH CHAMPIONSHIP!
Nicholas Carson (c) vs. Dustin Delta vs. Jack Tracks vs. Jerry Nate vs. Mighty Man Millson II vs. KaHLaN
HERE IT IS! Ollie Jay promised us a really big match, and it's finally here. The last man, women or psychotic clown to be left standing inside this gargantuan steal structure, will be declared the NEW! Or Old! KOTDM Champion.
WINNER, AND NEW KOTDM CHAMPION! DUSTIN "Call me Alice" DELTA!
I'm somewhat pleased with this card. It will lead to good, happy funtimes as they say in Japan.