Post by Jaggeroth's wench. on Apr 28, 2012 14:40:29 GMT -5
The scene opens up to GHW stoner boy and backstage interviewer Charlie Coors standing in a corridor backstage, his sheepish smile on full display.
"Ladies and gentlemen joining me at this time is the very woman who made Total Carnage, and Kahlan, her bitch just a few days ago. And in doing so has some explaining to do. She is your princess.... Wolverina."
The lady in question steps into screen view, with the GHW Championship situated "regally" atop her right shoulder. The roar from the crowd watching on the honor tron is deafening, a mixture of cheers and jeers. She's switched up her attire from her normal jeans and t-shirt, to a pair of form fitting (not too tight but not too loose) black lined slacks, a camel brown cardigan fur collared jacket, with black blouse top underneath. To accessorize the classy and elegant attire, the Queen of Queens is sporting a gold necklace with a red vial attached, along with real diamond earrings danging from her precious ears. Of course, no Haven sighting would be complete without her million dollar highly dimpled smile, which so happens to be bigger and brighter tonight despite the still visible bruises and minor swelling from her war at Total Carnage.
"Thank you, Coors. I do have some things I need to get off my chest."
"You can start with your shirt, haha."
Charlie laughs at his little remark, as do the fans, but Miss Cassady is a little less jovial and does the universal eye roll of annoyance. Sensing some tension Charlie adjusts himself, remembering once upon a time this very same lady super kicked his face in. He begins to utter something but is cut off by the People's Princess.
"Are you non-high right now? Did Uncle Jamie finally start enforcing the random drug testing policy here at GHW, because usually when you interview me your eyes are blood shot red and instead of looking me in the eyes you seem to interview by breasts instead."
Coors belts out a guilty chuckle then commences some evasive questioning.
"Dunno what you're talking about. But let's get into the meat of things here. You are looking quite gorgeous as always. New attire, loving it. What gives with the necklace though?"
"Oh this here pretty little vial contains some of Kahlan's blood, her very life force. Consider it a war trophy of sorts."
Feeling a bit wigged out by the morbid thing, Coors does not elaborate further on that matter.
"Um ok then. Speaking of Kahlan and that gruesome Hell in a Cell, as well as your involvement in the GHW Championship match at the end of the night, a lot of people, namely the fans, have come out and criticized you. The GHW Universe seems to be split evenly on you. Now is the time to clear anything up. What gives?"
Haven nods a few times and sighs.
"No man or woman, no king or queen has ever ruled over an empire where every man, woman and child agreed with every single decision made by said ruler. It's just human nature. I am the Queen of the GHW Universe, I cemented that spot when I drowned Kahlan in a sea of her own blood, and as Queen I will have to take action in ways that some may or may not like. Coors, it all boils down to change. Some change is instantly good, some change is instantly bad. But there's also change that seems bad at first but winds up being good in the end."
Haven takes in a deep breath, choosing her next words carefully before they come out of her mouth. And when they do, they're laced with deep conviction.
"I changed at Total Carnage. In that cell with Kahlan I Super Kicked her so hard that I literally heard her jaw break and her will shatter, but the bitch wouldn't stay down. I hit her with some Unforgettable Sin, a move I only use in my deepest most desperate moments, yet the bitch wouldn't stay down! That's when it hit me, Coors. A revelation I never thought possible. God had forsaken me. He hid his face from me. He withdrew his hand of protection over me, and left me to the savagery of a cruel and vile woman. I was left alone to fend for myself, with no protection save for the love and support of my people in the stands. It is them who drove me onward, who demanded I do what needed to be done no matter the cost, and I did it. I took that pole hole digger, a tool I've only used once in my career, against Jaggeroth, and bludgeoned that blue haired sperm spittoon nearly to death. I had walked in as a lamb but left as a lion. My will was forged in that battle, and my heart blackened by pain. It was indeed a change, a baptism of blood, and when I walked out victorious I knew my actions to come against Santiago later would be scrutinized. But as Queen I know what is best for my Queendom and for my people."
"Wait... so you're saying that all of your decisions are the right ones?"
"Well, yes. Mattie O isn't the only one who knows when they're right. I was right about Kahlan wasn't I? My people were fooled by her, despite my pleas for them to see past the bull malarkey she was spitting out of her cock holster. I told them from day one of her return she was just using them, and in the end I was right and they were wrong. Dominik Santiago falls under the same category. Sheesh, Dom and Kahlan are virtually the same person, except Dom is a foot taller, weighs 100 pounds more and has a penis... or... whatever he calls that grain of rice between his legs. The difference is, this time I didn't bother pleading to my people, I took matters into my own hands and kicked his ugly face into smithereens. I thought my explanation on that night was clear enough and that my people would understand. Apparently only half of them did. The other half wants me overthrown from my Queendom. It's okay though, I am a Queen of action and I put my foot down on such matters. To those who wish to see my demise... F-F-F (she hesitates for a moment then finally releases)... FUCK YOU!"
The half who hate her erupt into jeers and bad words, while the other half battle back with cheers.
"HAVEN! You can't say that!"
"Fuck you too Coors. I'm Queen. I do what I want. Don't believe me? Just have that camera switch to the arena to show the new seating arrangements I have made."
The feed switches to show the arena seating on all sides has been basically split in half, with one side having a huge "I BELEIVE" label with arrow pointing to its section, while next to it pointing in the opposite direction is a huge sign that reads "MINDLESS DRONES".
"I was wondering about that."
"Bloody brilliant if you ask me."
"See, those who boo me do not deserve the best seats in the house nor do they deserve to cheer me. They also do not deserve to be sat next to the intelligent masses who know and understand my actions and support me whole heartedly. Henceforth at every GHW event every fan will be screened upon entry. If you support me you must say so and must have a I Believe sign. If you are caught booing me in the I Believe section, security will escort you out. To my fans, if you catch a mindless drone in my section and security is out of range, I have decreed that you may accost them until security arrives. The Queen hath spoken on this matter, and so it shall be done. Next question, stoner boy."
A long pause ensues, as Coors had not expected what Haven has done.
"Fair enough I guess. Looking past Dom and kahlan now, tonight you face Jack Tracks. Your thoughts?"
"Jack is great. Love him to death. Prediction? Bell rings, we wrestle, I win. Next question, and hurry up."
"Damn.. um... Nexus 6... everyone wants to know... are you in?"
"Pffft! Hell no. The NeXus Deathmatch lost its mystique last year, it's creditably is gone. Winning a NeXus trophy from here on out is going to be like saying I got a free toy in my Happy Meal. I will, however, be assassinating the assassin on that night. Next question, hurry hurry hurry my frappuccino awaits."
"How do you feel about the state of the TV Title and AJ Scally's continued shennanigins about it?"
A genuinely confused expression forms over her face.
"Who in the far reaches of failhood is this AJ Scally I keep hearing about? Somebody will utter his name, then it is followed by laughter. Enlighten me, Coors."
"He's a Fighty fighty person here in GHW, has been for awhile. He's the new people's champion.. um... he won a match back in 2010. That's really all I got on him."
Haven smirks and just shakes her head.
"Sounds like he's nothing more than a shit stain on the underwear of life. I would love to insult him to no end, but I think his career alone is insulting enough. As for the TV Title, I loved being that champion and hopefully the next holder will carry on its prestige."
"Lastly, before we go, aren't you worried at all about the repercussions you'll get from what you did to Dominik Santiago? He's notorious for revenge."
"Not at all worried. He's predictable. I know he's going to bring it. He'll try SKO'ing me or clobbering me over the head with a huge ass Thesaurus, but I have plans in place to mitigate that. I know I'm going to beat him... you know It doesn't matter what you had for dinner!"
Charlie shrugs.
"Because I BELIEVE... (short pause).. IN ME!"
She does her pose then abruptly exits view.
EOT
"Ladies and gentlemen joining me at this time is the very woman who made Total Carnage, and Kahlan, her bitch just a few days ago. And in doing so has some explaining to do. She is your princess.... Wolverina."
The lady in question steps into screen view, with the GHW Championship situated "regally" atop her right shoulder. The roar from the crowd watching on the honor tron is deafening, a mixture of cheers and jeers. She's switched up her attire from her normal jeans and t-shirt, to a pair of form fitting (not too tight but not too loose) black lined slacks, a camel brown cardigan fur collared jacket, with black blouse top underneath. To accessorize the classy and elegant attire, the Queen of Queens is sporting a gold necklace with a red vial attached, along with real diamond earrings danging from her precious ears. Of course, no Haven sighting would be complete without her million dollar highly dimpled smile, which so happens to be bigger and brighter tonight despite the still visible bruises and minor swelling from her war at Total Carnage.
"Thank you, Coors. I do have some things I need to get off my chest."
"You can start with your shirt, haha."
Charlie laughs at his little remark, as do the fans, but Miss Cassady is a little less jovial and does the universal eye roll of annoyance. Sensing some tension Charlie adjusts himself, remembering once upon a time this very same lady super kicked his face in. He begins to utter something but is cut off by the People's Princess.
"Are you non-high right now? Did Uncle Jamie finally start enforcing the random drug testing policy here at GHW, because usually when you interview me your eyes are blood shot red and instead of looking me in the eyes you seem to interview by breasts instead."
Coors belts out a guilty chuckle then commences some evasive questioning.
"Dunno what you're talking about. But let's get into the meat of things here. You are looking quite gorgeous as always. New attire, loving it. What gives with the necklace though?"
"Oh this here pretty little vial contains some of Kahlan's blood, her very life force. Consider it a war trophy of sorts."
Feeling a bit wigged out by the morbid thing, Coors does not elaborate further on that matter.
"Um ok then. Speaking of Kahlan and that gruesome Hell in a Cell, as well as your involvement in the GHW Championship match at the end of the night, a lot of people, namely the fans, have come out and criticized you. The GHW Universe seems to be split evenly on you. Now is the time to clear anything up. What gives?"
Haven nods a few times and sighs.
"No man or woman, no king or queen has ever ruled over an empire where every man, woman and child agreed with every single decision made by said ruler. It's just human nature. I am the Queen of the GHW Universe, I cemented that spot when I drowned Kahlan in a sea of her own blood, and as Queen I will have to take action in ways that some may or may not like. Coors, it all boils down to change. Some change is instantly good, some change is instantly bad. But there's also change that seems bad at first but winds up being good in the end."
Haven takes in a deep breath, choosing her next words carefully before they come out of her mouth. And when they do, they're laced with deep conviction.
"I changed at Total Carnage. In that cell with Kahlan I Super Kicked her so hard that I literally heard her jaw break and her will shatter, but the bitch wouldn't stay down. I hit her with some Unforgettable Sin, a move I only use in my deepest most desperate moments, yet the bitch wouldn't stay down! That's when it hit me, Coors. A revelation I never thought possible. God had forsaken me. He hid his face from me. He withdrew his hand of protection over me, and left me to the savagery of a cruel and vile woman. I was left alone to fend for myself, with no protection save for the love and support of my people in the stands. It is them who drove me onward, who demanded I do what needed to be done no matter the cost, and I did it. I took that pole hole digger, a tool I've only used once in my career, against Jaggeroth, and bludgeoned that blue haired sperm spittoon nearly to death. I had walked in as a lamb but left as a lion. My will was forged in that battle, and my heart blackened by pain. It was indeed a change, a baptism of blood, and when I walked out victorious I knew my actions to come against Santiago later would be scrutinized. But as Queen I know what is best for my Queendom and for my people."
"Wait... so you're saying that all of your decisions are the right ones?"
"Well, yes. Mattie O isn't the only one who knows when they're right. I was right about Kahlan wasn't I? My people were fooled by her, despite my pleas for them to see past the bull malarkey she was spitting out of her cock holster. I told them from day one of her return she was just using them, and in the end I was right and they were wrong. Dominik Santiago falls under the same category. Sheesh, Dom and Kahlan are virtually the same person, except Dom is a foot taller, weighs 100 pounds more and has a penis... or... whatever he calls that grain of rice between his legs. The difference is, this time I didn't bother pleading to my people, I took matters into my own hands and kicked his ugly face into smithereens. I thought my explanation on that night was clear enough and that my people would understand. Apparently only half of them did. The other half wants me overthrown from my Queendom. It's okay though, I am a Queen of action and I put my foot down on such matters. To those who wish to see my demise... F-F-F (she hesitates for a moment then finally releases)... FUCK YOU!"
The half who hate her erupt into jeers and bad words, while the other half battle back with cheers.
"HAVEN! You can't say that!"
"Fuck you too Coors. I'm Queen. I do what I want. Don't believe me? Just have that camera switch to the arena to show the new seating arrangements I have made."
The feed switches to show the arena seating on all sides has been basically split in half, with one side having a huge "I BELEIVE" label with arrow pointing to its section, while next to it pointing in the opposite direction is a huge sign that reads "MINDLESS DRONES".
"I was wondering about that."
"Bloody brilliant if you ask me."
"See, those who boo me do not deserve the best seats in the house nor do they deserve to cheer me. They also do not deserve to be sat next to the intelligent masses who know and understand my actions and support me whole heartedly. Henceforth at every GHW event every fan will be screened upon entry. If you support me you must say so and must have a I Believe sign. If you are caught booing me in the I Believe section, security will escort you out. To my fans, if you catch a mindless drone in my section and security is out of range, I have decreed that you may accost them until security arrives. The Queen hath spoken on this matter, and so it shall be done. Next question, stoner boy."
A long pause ensues, as Coors had not expected what Haven has done.
"Fair enough I guess. Looking past Dom and kahlan now, tonight you face Jack Tracks. Your thoughts?"
"Jack is great. Love him to death. Prediction? Bell rings, we wrestle, I win. Next question, and hurry up."
"Damn.. um... Nexus 6... everyone wants to know... are you in?"
"Pffft! Hell no. The NeXus Deathmatch lost its mystique last year, it's creditably is gone. Winning a NeXus trophy from here on out is going to be like saying I got a free toy in my Happy Meal. I will, however, be assassinating the assassin on that night. Next question, hurry hurry hurry my frappuccino awaits."
"How do you feel about the state of the TV Title and AJ Scally's continued shennanigins about it?"
A genuinely confused expression forms over her face.
"Who in the far reaches of failhood is this AJ Scally I keep hearing about? Somebody will utter his name, then it is followed by laughter. Enlighten me, Coors."
"He's a Fighty fighty person here in GHW, has been for awhile. He's the new people's champion.. um... he won a match back in 2010. That's really all I got on him."
Haven smirks and just shakes her head.
"Sounds like he's nothing more than a shit stain on the underwear of life. I would love to insult him to no end, but I think his career alone is insulting enough. As for the TV Title, I loved being that champion and hopefully the next holder will carry on its prestige."
"Lastly, before we go, aren't you worried at all about the repercussions you'll get from what you did to Dominik Santiago? He's notorious for revenge."
"Not at all worried. He's predictable. I know he's going to bring it. He'll try SKO'ing me or clobbering me over the head with a huge ass Thesaurus, but I have plans in place to mitigate that. I know I'm going to beat him... you know It doesn't matter what you had for dinner!"
Charlie shrugs.
"Because I BELIEVE... (short pause).. IN ME!"
She does her pose then abruptly exits view.
EOT