READ IT'S LIFE OR DEATH!

[Nicholas Carson]

Well almost life and death. Okay so WWE Raw is War will be in my city, Greensboro NC, this Monday and I have secured floor seats two rows back from where the rasslers come down the ramp. I want some good, creative ideas for signs to bring for when the camera swings my way. I will have up to three signs. Maybe even more if I can convince my two buddies to carry more. Right now I have a few in mind that simply reads:

"I'd rather be watching TNA."

or

"WCW died for this?"

or

"Ladies, I'm single. Requirement: must love WWE. Holla at me."
(If they will allow it, I'll scribble one of my non important email accounts down, or hell maybe even my cell.)

or

"I'd rather be in Alice (haha Dustin Delta reference)."

or

"Nicky's Coming Home"

or

"GHW: YES! YES! YES!"

You guys get the idea. Now commence to brainstorming.

[Psychotic Circus]

"GHW: The land of rape and honey."

"GHW: Does this look infected to you?"

"GHW: I'd rather be watching text based matches."

"EVPW: I'd rather be at GHW."

"Wolverina is my queen, but Kahlan be my Hoe!"

[Public Enemies]

"Thy Queendom Cum"

[Hayden]

I'd love to get a GHW sign there somewhere. I like Jaggy's ones so far

"GHW: I'd rather be watching text based matches."

"Wolverina is my queen, but Kahlan be my Hoe!"

[Jack Tracks]

"BROCK LESNAR FEARS NICHOLAS CARSON"

"I'D RATHER BE READING"

"MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE!"

"RANDY ORTON = BATHROOM BREAK"

"I AIN'T GOT NO SYMPY" when someone's doing an "emotional" promo.

[Lucius Sexton]

"HEY COLT CABANA" When CM Punk is on.

[Millson and Simpson]

WWE NEEDS... MORE... MILLSON!

Dustin Delta, the real cult of personality.

Ryan Hughes, the real Mr. Future Endeavoured.

[Ryan Hughes]

RYAN HUGHES > JOHNNY ACE

[Desperado]

DKO > RKO > SKO

[Dustin Delta]

Dear Randy: Desperado Did It First

FIVE, FIVE TIME NEXUS FINALIST.