Post by Michael Ian Ford on Apr 9, 2012 21:05:46 GMT -7
The fans still file into the building as Warrior by Disturbed interrupts the docile environment. Most too busy trying to find their seating to take notice. Nonetheless, Michael Ian Ford brushes past the entrance curtain, and no surprise his outfit is based off of the Marvel Comics character Carnage in honor of Total Carnage. Instead of his quickened pace towards the ring, Michael slinks methodically towards the ring, his head swaying back and forth with each step.
Jennings: Welcome, to the show BEFORE the show. We're live at Total Carnage, and before the official card kicks off we have Michael Ian Ford going one on one with one Mr. Hyde. On one side we have a six foot one Michael Ian Ford and on the other.
Big Al: (Interrupting Fuzz) A six foot six monster, MR. Hyde! We've yet to see this guy, but I already know where my money is. No way this one is going to even be close.
Jennings: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
As the commentators chat with one another, Michael has finally made it to the bottom of the ramp. He purposely staggers his breathing, and begins to make a slow circle around the perimeter of the ring. After completing a full lap around, Ford rolls under the bottom of the rope, gets to one knee, and leers at the top of the ramp. After an uncomfortable pause, Michael Ian Ford stands and begins to pace back and forth, getting ready for the imposing Mr. Hyde to enter the match.
"The Murder," the infamous screeching violin music from Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho echos throughout the arena as the deranged Mister Hyde comes into view.
Announcer: His opponent, from the streets of London, weighing 298 lbs. Mister Hyde!
He smiles with a mixture of kind and freaky look on his face. He makes his way slowly to the ring, only taking his eyes off Ford to smile and wave at fans. He walks up the stairs and climbs in the ring even slower than he walked and looks at Michael with a demented look on his face.