Post by threeninjas on Jun 23, 2012 11:32:57 GMT -5
Prologue:
Voice over(Mori Tanaka/ Shintaro) :
Never Fight unless you are going to win
Never use your power on anyone weaker than yourself
Four Strands of rope never broken
Where One Goes, we all go
Voiceovers-
Rocky: Those were the lessons our grandfather taught us when we were learning the ways of the ninja.
Colt: He molded us into the heroes we are today and the people we are today.
Tum-Tum: he left us with a task like he did everyday.
Rocky: Dominate the wrestling business
Colt: Defeat all bad guys
Tum-Tum: and become hall of famers.
Scene 1: Training at the Dojo
Rocky vs. Colt
The two brothers face off and stand in martial arts stances in the dojo on MMA and Gymnastics mats.
They stand in martial arts stances, their fighting style resembles their personalities.
Colt unleashes a wild fury of punches and kicks, Rocky blocks the punches and evades the kicks then he goes for a side kick but Colt evades it with a sidestep and goes down for a leg sweep but Rocky hops in the air then back flips and back handsprings multiple times and beckons his brother who sprints forward and flies attempting a flying kick but Rocky sidesteps and jumps back away from a handspring kick then he goes for a front kick and Colt catches his foot and pushes it upward causing Rocky to back flip and stick the landing then go for a close line and Colt evades it with a matrix and spins rotating to a fighting stance across from his older brother.
Rocky: Still calm, cool and collected.
Colt: Still wild, fast and short-tempered.
Tum-Tum is seen watching sitting with his legs crossed while eating popcorn.
Tum-Tum: It’s been 5 minutes and nobody’s hit anyone!
Colt goes for a butterfly kick and Rocky evades then they both say at the exact same time.
“ Let’s see you do better.”
Suddenly a storm of ninjas run through the back entrance and circle the whole gym. The three boys get into position in martial arts stances then they run in separate directions.
Rocky punches a ninja then back kicks another behind him then he side kicks the one in front of him sending them flying to the MMA mat. He turns around and side kicks the other one flooring them!
Colt butterfly kicks a ninja then back handsprings and jumping corkscrew roundhouses another then he turns and front dropkicks another then rises with a kip up.
Tum-Tum jumps and splits kicking one ninja on each side then he hits his signature spinning fist punch, spinning his fist then slamming it into the face of a ninja!
Rocky grabs a ninja by the wrist and flips them on their back. He turns and tosses another with a kneeling fireman’s carry! He hip tosses another who runs at him from behind.
Colt connects a spinning back kick to the upper body of a ninja then he runs and does a matrix move jumping off the wall with a kick akin to Cody Rhode’s springboard kick!
Tum-Tum kicks a ninja in the crotch hunching him over then head butts him.
Rocky smacks one upside the head then pokes it eyes with both his fingers and bops them on the head.
He blocks his face Three Stooges style then leg sweeps the ninja.
Rocky: Where do these guys come from?
Colt: I don’t know man.
Tum-Tum: look out!
The three boys duck at the exact same time as a ninja runs at them with a sword!
They pick up Tum-Tum and he shoots his legs out kicking the ninja!
They put Tum-Tum down.
Rocky: You are really heavy man!
Rocky turns and snap power slams a ninja akin to Randy Orton or CM Punk’s power slam.
Colt takes down a ninja who dashes at him with a rana and hits him with rapid mounted punches
Tum-Tum low blows a ninja with a kick between the legs followed up with a bicycle kick!
Rocky choke tosses a ninja, Colt snapmares another and Tum-Tum takes one down with a drop-toehold!
Rocky body slams a ninja, Colt arm drags one and Tum-Tum runs and connects a spear!
Rocky locks on an octopus stretch, Colt attaches and takes a ninja down with a cross arm breaker and Tum-Tum puts a ninja in a sleeper hold with a body scissors!
They release and realize they have taken out a whole storm of ninjas.
Rocky: I’ll call dad.
Rocky pulls out his cell phone and pushes the speed dial to his FBI officer dad Samuel’s office.
Samuel Douglas: Okay son, we’ll be right there.
20 minutes later the FBI is taking the brigade of ninja warriors into custody.
Scene 2: Pizza Parlor
The three brothers, Rocky’s girlfriend Emily, Colt’s girlfriend Jo and friends Amanda and Miko are sitting and eating their pizza while chatting.
Rocky: I’m surprised you haven’t joined the rest of us to be ninjas Emily.
Emily: It just seems so dangerous.
Suddenly a storm of ninjas rush through the door. They push past people knocking them over and stand in a line staring at the 3 ninjas and their female friends.
Rocky: Crap!
Colt: Come on, round 2 guys.
Tum-Tum: Here we go again . . .
The three brothers dash forward and jump on a table and fly off connecting a closeline/ superman punch!
They rise and stand in a circle behind each other.
Rocky: We should run!
Tum-Tum: We should hide!
Colt: We should kick their butts!
Rocky: I got your back!
Colt: No I got your back!
Tum-Tum: Lets murdarize em!
They go in separate directions but all connect front kicks!
Rocky blocks rapid punches with his wrists and elbows then he sidesteps a front kick, ducks to evade a chop then connects a dazing step up enzuguri and a staggering Dropsault followed by sticking the landing with a back flip and finally finishing them off with a jumping corkscrew roundhouse with a battle cry!
Rocky: Hai-yah!
Colt unleashes a wild fury of offense with his educated feet and the ninja evades and steps back barely avoiding each kick then Colt finally leaps forward and attaches the Hurricanrana taking down the Ninja and sitting on his chest connecting the mounted punches while yelping battle cries.
Colt: Ai-ya!
Tum-Tum stomps down on the ninja’s right foot and targets that limb, he kicks them in the shin, the ankle, the knee, the hamstring, the thigh, the rear, the inner thigh/groin, the crotch, the midsection, the waist, the stomach, the upper body and chest, the throat/ adam’s apple, the chin, the jaw; the right cheek, the right eye and the right of the forehead followed up with an axe kick to the back of the head, a chop to the swell of the neck, an elbow to the side of the neck and finally bulldogging the ninja face first into one of the tables with one arm!
Tum-Tum: KEYAH!
The three brothers finish off the rest of the ninjas together, Rocky holds Colt’s hands and spins him so he kicks a circle of ninjas! Tum-Tum and Rocky connect a double spinning back elbow to a couple ninja’s chests then Colt and Rocky pick up Tum-Tum again and run forward so Tum-Tum connects a head butt to the last one knocking them down. The brothers stand in martial arts poses as the crowd of people watching cheer and clap, the three heroes take out their wallets and pay off the damages.
Scene 3:
A newspaper is spinning and a close up of the main page is called “Three Ninjas doing what they do best.”
The brothers in their grandpa’s Mercedes with Rocky driving discussing current events of their lives.
Rocky: I still can’t believe that we are pop culture icons!
Colt: Listen, on the radio!
Tum-Tum turns up the radio.
DJ: And here are the songs dedicated to our favorite hero trio, the 3 ninjas!
DJ: This last song, is a special song, the 3 ninjas themselves dedicated to their late Grandfather Mori Tanaka.
During the song a flashback of Grandpa plays and the then returns to the boys wiping their eyes.
Scene 4: Cowboys and Bikers.
The boys run out of gas near a rural part of Texas where their grandfather is from. Cowboys and Bikers akin to the ones of their second adventure surround them.
Rocky: Time to dry our tears.
Tum-Tum: Here we go again . . .
Colt: Wait! Don’t get out. Lets run these guys over.
Rocky: That’s sick, Colt!
Tum-Tum: Yea!
Colt: Do you really have the energy to get out and fight 20 + bandits and bikers?
Tum-Tum: I don’t, do you Rocky?
Rocky: Time for the homicide ninja style.
Rocky pushes down on the gas pedal as hard as he can and runs through a bunch of the bandits and bikers while he and his brothers shut their eyes. They end up stopping just before going off the edge of a cliff.
Colt: Rocky, are you nuts?! You almost killed US too.
Rocky: No I didn’t. Remember what Grandpa taught us, control and self discipline.
Tum-Tum: So you just magically and miraculously drove through a herd of bandits and bikers and hit the gas pedal just in time to not go over this cliff with your eyes closed?
Rocky: Yep.
Colt: (under his breathe) Showoff.
Tum-Tum literally face-palms, putting his palm on his forehead.
Rocky: You guys are hypocrites, this was your idea.
Colt: Let’s just get out of here before . . .
Suddenly a bunch of cop cars drive up with the Sheriff.
Tum-Tum: SCRAMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rocky drives back a bit . .
Rocky: Hold on tight guys.
Colt replies while they are flying off the cliff and in mid-air
Colt: You are a maniac . . .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The car lands on another road and Rocky drives down it. The brothers are yelling at Rocky.
Tum-Tum: What the hell were you thinking?!
Colt: What the fuck, Rocky?!
Rocky: Chill guys.
Colt: This isn’t a Fast and Furious film Rocky!
Rocky: Fine you drive!
Scene 5: Tum-Tum snaps.
Colt is driving the car as fast it can go and Tum-Tum and Rocky are screaming at him.
Tum-Tum: This isn’t any better!
Rocky: Colt, slow down!
Colt: No way!
Rocky: Tum-Tum . . .
Tum-Tum: on it.
Next Tum-Tum is shown driving the speed limit. Rocky and Colt look at each other surprised but smiling.
Rocky: Wow Tum-Tum you’re doing great.
Tum-Tum: Of course I’m doing great I don’t want to lose gas and have to walk to a place to eat.
Rocky: I could go for something
Colt: Me too, good thinking Tum-Tum.
Tum-Tum: I don’t care if I’m a little chubby, I’m no showoff or spaz. Everyone thinks I have a hard time choosing to be more like one of you guys when I am my one fucking person.
There is a silence afterwards then Rocky and Colt turn to each other and both mouth “Wow”.
Scene 6: diner
The brothers are at a diner seated in a booth together. Tum-Tum’s on his own side while Rocky and Colt are beside each other.
Tum- Tum: Sorry for how I acted guys.
Colt: No problem Tum, you are right.
Tum-Tum: I am?
Rocky: Yea. You’ve become your own person, you’re all grown up man.
Tum-Tum: I’m still small.
Colt: Yea but you’re the most mature out of all us. Which is surprising because Rocky . . .
Rocky: You don’t have to explain. I know, I’m just a big cocky showoff.
Colt: And I’m a short-tempered ass.
Tum-Tum: We all suck.
Waitress: You most certainly don’t suck, what I can get the three ninjas, it’s all on the house.
Tum-Tum: Well . . .
The scene cuts moments later when they are done eating. Lots of plates are stacked on the table.
Rocky: I can’t believe you ordered three of everything on the menu!
Colt: I can. I just can’t believe we ate it all.
Tum-Tum: That was perfect.
Voice over(Mori Tanaka/ Shintaro) :
Never Fight unless you are going to win
Never use your power on anyone weaker than yourself
Four Strands of rope never broken
Where One Goes, we all go
Voiceovers-
Rocky: Those were the lessons our grandfather taught us when we were learning the ways of the ninja.
Colt: He molded us into the heroes we are today and the people we are today.
Tum-Tum: he left us with a task like he did everyday.
Rocky: Dominate the wrestling business
Colt: Defeat all bad guys
Tum-Tum: and become hall of famers.
Scene 1: Training at the Dojo
Rocky vs. Colt
The two brothers face off and stand in martial arts stances in the dojo on MMA and Gymnastics mats.
They stand in martial arts stances, their fighting style resembles their personalities.
Colt unleashes a wild fury of punches and kicks, Rocky blocks the punches and evades the kicks then he goes for a side kick but Colt evades it with a sidestep and goes down for a leg sweep but Rocky hops in the air then back flips and back handsprings multiple times and beckons his brother who sprints forward and flies attempting a flying kick but Rocky sidesteps and jumps back away from a handspring kick then he goes for a front kick and Colt catches his foot and pushes it upward causing Rocky to back flip and stick the landing then go for a close line and Colt evades it with a matrix and spins rotating to a fighting stance across from his older brother.
Rocky: Still calm, cool and collected.
Colt: Still wild, fast and short-tempered.
Tum-Tum is seen watching sitting with his legs crossed while eating popcorn.
Tum-Tum: It’s been 5 minutes and nobody’s hit anyone!
Colt goes for a butterfly kick and Rocky evades then they both say at the exact same time.
“ Let’s see you do better.”
Suddenly a storm of ninjas run through the back entrance and circle the whole gym. The three boys get into position in martial arts stances then they run in separate directions.
Rocky punches a ninja then back kicks another behind him then he side kicks the one in front of him sending them flying to the MMA mat. He turns around and side kicks the other one flooring them!
Colt butterfly kicks a ninja then back handsprings and jumping corkscrew roundhouses another then he turns and front dropkicks another then rises with a kip up.
Tum-Tum jumps and splits kicking one ninja on each side then he hits his signature spinning fist punch, spinning his fist then slamming it into the face of a ninja!
Rocky grabs a ninja by the wrist and flips them on their back. He turns and tosses another with a kneeling fireman’s carry! He hip tosses another who runs at him from behind.
Colt connects a spinning back kick to the upper body of a ninja then he runs and does a matrix move jumping off the wall with a kick akin to Cody Rhode’s springboard kick!
Tum-Tum kicks a ninja in the crotch hunching him over then head butts him.
Rocky smacks one upside the head then pokes it eyes with both his fingers and bops them on the head.
He blocks his face Three Stooges style then leg sweeps the ninja.
Rocky: Where do these guys come from?
Colt: I don’t know man.
Tum-Tum: look out!
The three boys duck at the exact same time as a ninja runs at them with a sword!
They pick up Tum-Tum and he shoots his legs out kicking the ninja!
They put Tum-Tum down.
Rocky: You are really heavy man!
Rocky turns and snap power slams a ninja akin to Randy Orton or CM Punk’s power slam.
Colt takes down a ninja who dashes at him with a rana and hits him with rapid mounted punches
Tum-Tum low blows a ninja with a kick between the legs followed up with a bicycle kick!
Rocky choke tosses a ninja, Colt snapmares another and Tum-Tum takes one down with a drop-toehold!
Rocky body slams a ninja, Colt arm drags one and Tum-Tum runs and connects a spear!
Rocky locks on an octopus stretch, Colt attaches and takes a ninja down with a cross arm breaker and Tum-Tum puts a ninja in a sleeper hold with a body scissors!
They release and realize they have taken out a whole storm of ninjas.
Rocky: I’ll call dad.
Rocky pulls out his cell phone and pushes the speed dial to his FBI officer dad Samuel’s office.
Samuel Douglas: Okay son, we’ll be right there.
20 minutes later the FBI is taking the brigade of ninja warriors into custody.
Scene 2: Pizza Parlor
The three brothers, Rocky’s girlfriend Emily, Colt’s girlfriend Jo and friends Amanda and Miko are sitting and eating their pizza while chatting.
Rocky: I’m surprised you haven’t joined the rest of us to be ninjas Emily.
Emily: It just seems so dangerous.
Suddenly a storm of ninjas rush through the door. They push past people knocking them over and stand in a line staring at the 3 ninjas and their female friends.
Rocky: Crap!
Colt: Come on, round 2 guys.
Tum-Tum: Here we go again . . .
The three brothers dash forward and jump on a table and fly off connecting a closeline/ superman punch!
They rise and stand in a circle behind each other.
Rocky: We should run!
Tum-Tum: We should hide!
Colt: We should kick their butts!
Rocky: I got your back!
Colt: No I got your back!
Tum-Tum: Lets murdarize em!
They go in separate directions but all connect front kicks!
Rocky blocks rapid punches with his wrists and elbows then he sidesteps a front kick, ducks to evade a chop then connects a dazing step up enzuguri and a staggering Dropsault followed by sticking the landing with a back flip and finally finishing them off with a jumping corkscrew roundhouse with a battle cry!
Rocky: Hai-yah!
Colt unleashes a wild fury of offense with his educated feet and the ninja evades and steps back barely avoiding each kick then Colt finally leaps forward and attaches the Hurricanrana taking down the Ninja and sitting on his chest connecting the mounted punches while yelping battle cries.
Colt: Ai-ya!
Tum-Tum stomps down on the ninja’s right foot and targets that limb, he kicks them in the shin, the ankle, the knee, the hamstring, the thigh, the rear, the inner thigh/groin, the crotch, the midsection, the waist, the stomach, the upper body and chest, the throat/ adam’s apple, the chin, the jaw; the right cheek, the right eye and the right of the forehead followed up with an axe kick to the back of the head, a chop to the swell of the neck, an elbow to the side of the neck and finally bulldogging the ninja face first into one of the tables with one arm!
Tum-Tum: KEYAH!
The three brothers finish off the rest of the ninjas together, Rocky holds Colt’s hands and spins him so he kicks a circle of ninjas! Tum-Tum and Rocky connect a double spinning back elbow to a couple ninja’s chests then Colt and Rocky pick up Tum-Tum again and run forward so Tum-Tum connects a head butt to the last one knocking them down. The brothers stand in martial arts poses as the crowd of people watching cheer and clap, the three heroes take out their wallets and pay off the damages.
Scene 3:
A newspaper is spinning and a close up of the main page is called “Three Ninjas doing what they do best.”
The brothers in their grandpa’s Mercedes with Rocky driving discussing current events of their lives.
Rocky: I still can’t believe that we are pop culture icons!
Colt: Listen, on the radio!
Tum-Tum turns up the radio.
DJ: And here are the songs dedicated to our favorite hero trio, the 3 ninjas!
DJ: This last song, is a special song, the 3 ninjas themselves dedicated to their late Grandfather Mori Tanaka.
During the song a flashback of Grandpa plays and the then returns to the boys wiping their eyes.
Scene 4: Cowboys and Bikers.
The boys run out of gas near a rural part of Texas where their grandfather is from. Cowboys and Bikers akin to the ones of their second adventure surround them.
Rocky: Time to dry our tears.
Tum-Tum: Here we go again . . .
Colt: Wait! Don’t get out. Lets run these guys over.
Rocky: That’s sick, Colt!
Tum-Tum: Yea!
Colt: Do you really have the energy to get out and fight 20 + bandits and bikers?
Tum-Tum: I don’t, do you Rocky?
Rocky: Time for the homicide ninja style.
Rocky pushes down on the gas pedal as hard as he can and runs through a bunch of the bandits and bikers while he and his brothers shut their eyes. They end up stopping just before going off the edge of a cliff.
Colt: Rocky, are you nuts?! You almost killed US too.
Rocky: No I didn’t. Remember what Grandpa taught us, control and self discipline.
Tum-Tum: So you just magically and miraculously drove through a herd of bandits and bikers and hit the gas pedal just in time to not go over this cliff with your eyes closed?
Rocky: Yep.
Colt: (under his breathe) Showoff.
Tum-Tum literally face-palms, putting his palm on his forehead.
Rocky: You guys are hypocrites, this was your idea.
Colt: Let’s just get out of here before . . .
Suddenly a bunch of cop cars drive up with the Sheriff.
Tum-Tum: SCRAMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rocky drives back a bit . .
Rocky: Hold on tight guys.
Colt replies while they are flying off the cliff and in mid-air
Colt: You are a maniac . . .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The car lands on another road and Rocky drives down it. The brothers are yelling at Rocky.
Tum-Tum: What the hell were you thinking?!
Colt: What the fuck, Rocky?!
Rocky: Chill guys.
Colt: This isn’t a Fast and Furious film Rocky!
Rocky: Fine you drive!
Scene 5: Tum-Tum snaps.
Colt is driving the car as fast it can go and Tum-Tum and Rocky are screaming at him.
Tum-Tum: This isn’t any better!
Rocky: Colt, slow down!
Colt: No way!
Rocky: Tum-Tum . . .
Tum-Tum: on it.
Next Tum-Tum is shown driving the speed limit. Rocky and Colt look at each other surprised but smiling.
Rocky: Wow Tum-Tum you’re doing great.
Tum-Tum: Of course I’m doing great I don’t want to lose gas and have to walk to a place to eat.
Rocky: I could go for something
Colt: Me too, good thinking Tum-Tum.
Tum-Tum: I don’t care if I’m a little chubby, I’m no showoff or spaz. Everyone thinks I have a hard time choosing to be more like one of you guys when I am my one fucking person.
There is a silence afterwards then Rocky and Colt turn to each other and both mouth “Wow”.
Scene 6: diner
The brothers are at a diner seated in a booth together. Tum-Tum’s on his own side while Rocky and Colt are beside each other.
Tum- Tum: Sorry for how I acted guys.
Colt: No problem Tum, you are right.
Tum-Tum: I am?
Rocky: Yea. You’ve become your own person, you’re all grown up man.
Tum-Tum: I’m still small.
Colt: Yea but you’re the most mature out of all us. Which is surprising because Rocky . . .
Rocky: You don’t have to explain. I know, I’m just a big cocky showoff.
Colt: And I’m a short-tempered ass.
Tum-Tum: We all suck.
Waitress: You most certainly don’t suck, what I can get the three ninjas, it’s all on the house.
Tum-Tum: Well . . .
The scene cuts moments later when they are done eating. Lots of plates are stacked on the table.
Rocky: I can’t believe you ordered three of everything on the menu!
Colt: I can. I just can’t believe we ate it all.
Tum-Tum: That was perfect.