Post by Jaggeroth's wench. on Jul 3, 2012 21:35:57 GMT -5
(Takes place a few segments after the "Somewhere Inside" post in the in-ring section).
The scene opens up to the backstage area, where Wolverina is sitting on a crate, now clothed with her ring attire, with her legs kicking back and forth like a carefree kid. Next to her is the GHW Championship, which she seems to not even notice due to the massive amount of awesome she is herself. Catching her attention is a portly man that approaches from off camera. He's clad in GHW official garb, clearly marking him as someone of backstage authority.
"Wolverina. I've tried to call you many times, and when you're here I can not find you. It seems you high-tail every time I come around. I know you may not like this, but you have to do it, because you are contractually bound to it. So come on, let's go. Are you going to come or not?"
"That's what she said."
"Ah. Haha. Funny. Now let's go."
Wolverina does the teenager eye roll routine but finally budges and follows the man down the hall with GHW title in hand. He opens the door for her and she passes through, whereupon they come to a stop. Awaiting her, at mere 8 years old, is the number one ranked Boy Scout of America, Alex. The kid is all dressed up in his cute little uniform, and his smile is totally infectious.
"Alex meet Wolverina. Wolverina meet Alex. This little guy here won the Boy Scouts national spelling bee, and has the top score in physical conditioning. He may very well be a future GHW Champion."
While Frank speaks highly of the kiddo, Wolfie peers down unimpressed, but at least fakesa smile at him.
"Is that so? Hmm. Better take some political courses too, because backstage politicking will get you farther than anything. I'm the exception of course, because I am kind of a big deal. I'm immortal. A GodQueen, just sayin'."
Alex smiles even bigger with dreamy eyes at her. He then gets a confused look and drops his head down, looking upon his groin, then looking back up at her. Knowing what is going on, Wolfie chuckles and pats him on the head (the head on his shoulders, perverts).
"It's normal, kid. I have that effect on young and old alike. Puberty has no sway over my level of sexiness."
"Uh, anyway, Alex here won the chance to hang out backstage with any Fighty fighty person he wanted to, and he picked you."
The GodQueen shoots Frank a mean glare, but she can not protest in time, because Frank quickly slams the door shut on her, leaving her one on one with her little burden.
"This is the best day ever of my life, Wolverina. Hey, I got a knock knock joke for you. Want to hear it.?"
Wolfie drops to her knees begrudgingly and eeks out a weak "yes", complimented by her best faked smile. The boy mimes knocking on a door in front of her.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Honey Bee"
"Honey Bee who?"
"Honey Bee a dear and make me a sandwich. Hahaha. My daddy told me that one. He says it to mom all the time."
Wolverina bites her tongue but eventually laughs along with the brat.
"Is your dad's name Jared by chance?"
"Nope. Micheal. Hey I have another one. Can I tell you? Please please please?"
Keeping in line with her current Jekyll and Hyde personality, the Queen suddenly starts bouncing some and clapping her hands together in genuine giddy excitement. She shakes her head yes a whole bunch of times.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ima."
"Ima who?"
"Ima psychiatrist. I'm here 'cause you won't open up!"
The two laugh so hard they begin to giggle-snort. Then, out of nowhere, Wolfie gets a serious face and looks around in paranoia.
"Wait. Did you just call me crazy? I'm not a psychopath. I'm not opening up for you, so back to your damn office and leave me alone. I'm normal, every one else is a crazy person, go knock on their doors!"
Alex is stunned at first, but laughs it off, thinking it to be his idol's odd way of playing along. The QueenBitch smiles back at him, a one of wicked intentions.
"I've got a knock knock joke for you. Aaahem. Knock knock..."
Alex looks on sheepishly as Wolfie mimes knocking on a door.
"Who's there?"
"Momma Said.."
The fans watching on the Honor Tron scream out "Noooooo" to warn the kiddo of the jokes cruel punchline. It falls on deaf ears.
"Momma said.."
Wolverina slams her fist through the imaginary door and into the boy's forehead, knocking him down and out. Luckily a moment before it happened, the filming crew were smart enough to pan the camera away to prevent the actual connection of fist to head from being aired. When they pan back to Wolfie, though, it's very evident what happened.
"KNOCK YOU OUT! Hahaha. Now that's a knock knock joke."
She stands above him with a smile of malice, and her head slowly tilting.
"Next time just ring the door bell you idiot."
She goes to leave but has a flashback of her fun Girl Scout days. Returning to her crime scene, the GodQueen arrogantly smirks at him.
"Girls rule, boys drool.... bitch."
She exits with her GHW Championship and plenty of "swag".
EOT ;D
The scene opens up to the backstage area, where Wolverina is sitting on a crate, now clothed with her ring attire, with her legs kicking back and forth like a carefree kid. Next to her is the GHW Championship, which she seems to not even notice due to the massive amount of awesome she is herself. Catching her attention is a portly man that approaches from off camera. He's clad in GHW official garb, clearly marking him as someone of backstage authority.
"Wolverina. I've tried to call you many times, and when you're here I can not find you. It seems you high-tail every time I come around. I know you may not like this, but you have to do it, because you are contractually bound to it. So come on, let's go. Are you going to come or not?"
"That's what she said."
"Ah. Haha. Funny. Now let's go."
Wolverina does the teenager eye roll routine but finally budges and follows the man down the hall with GHW title in hand. He opens the door for her and she passes through, whereupon they come to a stop. Awaiting her, at mere 8 years old, is the number one ranked Boy Scout of America, Alex. The kid is all dressed up in his cute little uniform, and his smile is totally infectious.
"Alex meet Wolverina. Wolverina meet Alex. This little guy here won the Boy Scouts national spelling bee, and has the top score in physical conditioning. He may very well be a future GHW Champion."
While Frank speaks highly of the kiddo, Wolfie peers down unimpressed, but at least fakesa smile at him.
"Is that so? Hmm. Better take some political courses too, because backstage politicking will get you farther than anything. I'm the exception of course, because I am kind of a big deal. I'm immortal. A GodQueen, just sayin'."
Alex smiles even bigger with dreamy eyes at her. He then gets a confused look and drops his head down, looking upon his groin, then looking back up at her. Knowing what is going on, Wolfie chuckles and pats him on the head (the head on his shoulders, perverts).
"It's normal, kid. I have that effect on young and old alike. Puberty has no sway over my level of sexiness."
"Uh, anyway, Alex here won the chance to hang out backstage with any Fighty fighty person he wanted to, and he picked you."
The GodQueen shoots Frank a mean glare, but she can not protest in time, because Frank quickly slams the door shut on her, leaving her one on one with her little burden.
"This is the best day ever of my life, Wolverina. Hey, I got a knock knock joke for you. Want to hear it.?"
Wolfie drops to her knees begrudgingly and eeks out a weak "yes", complimented by her best faked smile. The boy mimes knocking on a door in front of her.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Honey Bee"
"Honey Bee who?"
"Honey Bee a dear and make me a sandwich. Hahaha. My daddy told me that one. He says it to mom all the time."
Wolverina bites her tongue but eventually laughs along with the brat.
"Is your dad's name Jared by chance?"
"Nope. Micheal. Hey I have another one. Can I tell you? Please please please?"
Keeping in line with her current Jekyll and Hyde personality, the Queen suddenly starts bouncing some and clapping her hands together in genuine giddy excitement. She shakes her head yes a whole bunch of times.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ima."
"Ima who?"
"Ima psychiatrist. I'm here 'cause you won't open up!"
The two laugh so hard they begin to giggle-snort. Then, out of nowhere, Wolfie gets a serious face and looks around in paranoia.
"Wait. Did you just call me crazy? I'm not a psychopath. I'm not opening up for you, so back to your damn office and leave me alone. I'm normal, every one else is a crazy person, go knock on their doors!"
Alex is stunned at first, but laughs it off, thinking it to be his idol's odd way of playing along. The QueenBitch smiles back at him, a one of wicked intentions.
"I've got a knock knock joke for you. Aaahem. Knock knock..."
Alex looks on sheepishly as Wolfie mimes knocking on a door.
"Who's there?"
"Momma Said.."
The fans watching on the Honor Tron scream out "Noooooo" to warn the kiddo of the jokes cruel punchline. It falls on deaf ears.
"Momma said.."
Wolverina slams her fist through the imaginary door and into the boy's forehead, knocking him down and out. Luckily a moment before it happened, the filming crew were smart enough to pan the camera away to prevent the actual connection of fist to head from being aired. When they pan back to Wolfie, though, it's very evident what happened.
"KNOCK YOU OUT! Hahaha. Now that's a knock knock joke."
She stands above him with a smile of malice, and her head slowly tilting.
"Next time just ring the door bell you idiot."
She goes to leave but has a flashback of her fun Girl Scout days. Returning to her crime scene, the GodQueen arrogantly smirks at him.
"Girls rule, boys drool.... bitch."
She exits with her GHW Championship and plenty of "swag".
EOT ;D