Post by Public Enemies on Jul 12, 2012 17:31:46 GMT -5
GHW TRIUMPH, July 5th, 2012. From GHW ARENA in BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS!
Sponsored by: Barta's Cow Patties -- "These hamburger pies taste like shit!"
H-GAMES
MATCH ONE
THUMBTACK MATCH
(Four burlap sacks containing tacks)
AJ Scally vs "The Punisher" Johnny Simpson
Tale of the Tape: H-Games starts off the People's Sargent taking on arguably the strongest muscle in GHW. Neither one of these have yet to claim the coveted KotDM title. Once considered a favorite to win NeXuS, The Punisher now sets his sights on annihilating the competition via H-Games. But will this elephant step on a tack and let a squeaky mouse by the name of AJ Scally scurry away with a victory?
Winner: Moved to next card.
H-GAMES
MATCH TWO
Barbed-Wire Rope Match (Hardcore)
Kahlan vs. Rocky vs. The Gorilla
Tale of the Tape: Will Rocky's training payoff as he looks to 'kick-in' a victory against Little K? Or will he struggle to 'kick-out' against Kahlan?
Winner: Written off. Kahlan will have a qualifier this week.
H-Games
MATCH THREE
Home Run Derby Match
(Barbed Wire Bat, Thumbtack Bat, Light Tube Pole, Watercooler Jug on Stick, and other goodies)
Desperado vs. Ollie Jay
Tale of the Tape: Fresh off of an awe-inspiring victory at NeXuS VI, Desperado is the man of the century. Even with the oppurtunity of challenging the GHW Champion, Daniels has opted to compete the H-Games tournament and target the KotDM champion. Certainly, anything is possible, but Ollie Jay has a knack for flying under the radar.
Winner: Desperado
=MAIN EVENT=
TAG TEAM MATCH
Wolverina & Mighty Man Millson II vs. Dustin Delta & Dominik Santiago
Tale of the Tape: Where does the tape begin!?! Ever since the moment Wolverina was victorious, it was clear she was tumbling down the rabbit hole. Believing that she is champion, Wolverina appears to be as unstable as ever. Tonight, she takes on two TRUE champions in the form of Dustin Delta and Dominik Santiago. With the help of one half of the tag team champions, Millson, Wolverina may reclaim her sanity if she is indeed dubbed victorious. Given the antics of these three individuals, this is a match you WILL NOT want to miss!
Winner: Extended
To clear up, the next card is still the first round of H-Games. If anyone still wants in an H-Games match, contact Millson, Jared, or myself immediately.
