Post by Psychotic Circus on Jul 13, 2012 4:29:13 GMT -5
GHW Triumph kicks off once again, this time with a sad video package playing. Highlight's of Wolverina's career are played on the screen with a generic Three Day's Grace song playing over it and an announcer talking over that mess.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we come to you with heavy hearts tonight to announce that Haven "Wolverina" Cassady has been taken away from us. Last night, at the stroke of midnight, she was overcome with a sudden case of gastric troubles which turned out to be a large wad of sperm she had been trying to pass all day. Her bowels erupted and she was pronounced dead at the scene of her hotel six toilet."
Suddenly, the picture and music is kicked out and replaced by a sudden static as if the production booth had suddenly lost power. Then, another video began to play.
EOT
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we come to you with heavy hearts tonight to announce that Haven "Wolverina" Cassady has been taken away from us. Last night, at the stroke of midnight, she was overcome with a sudden case of gastric troubles which turned out to be a large wad of sperm she had been trying to pass all day. Her bowels erupted and she was pronounced dead at the scene of her hotel six toilet."
Suddenly, the picture and music is kicked out and replaced by a sudden static as if the production booth had suddenly lost power. Then, another video began to play.
EOT
