Post by "Vicious" Vince Vegas on Nov 10, 2012 0:18:29 GMT -5
The scene opens with "Vicious" Vince Vegas standing in a run down bar, full of women no man would dare bring home to his mother, and large bearded men, most of whom are wearing biker cuts, are missing teeth, and are covered in tattoos. Vegas looks into the camera and smiles.
"Vicious" Vince Vegas: Now, I know what you're thinking, " He's classy! He's dashing! He's among the upper crust of society! What in the world in "Vicious" Vince Vegas doing in a place like that? Why the hell would he be associating with the underbelly of society?" Well I'm here in this coarse unrefined dump to prove that, not only am I intellectually superior to the upper echelon of society, I am superior in every way to any man! And believe me, the underbelly of society smells almost as bad as Wolverina's underbelly. Follow me.
The camera begins to follow The Vicious One as "Another One Bites the Dust" begins playing. That's right folks! It's montage time!
As the bassy beats of Queen's classic hit play, the camera cuts to Vince Vegas playing pool with a group men so rough looking that that their smile alone would make your dog run away with his tail between his legs (not that any of them are smiling). Vegas smiles and laughs as he runs the pool table.
The music plays as the montage continues.
Another bites the dust
Another ball sinks.
Another bites the dust
Another ball sinks
And another one gone. And another one gone.
Vegas sinks ball after ball.
And another bites the dust!
The Vicious One takes a bottle of beer out of the hand of an especially big man wearing a Bandido Outlaw Bike patch. He chugs the beer and sinks the 8-ball.
As Queen's classic hit blares through the television speakers of those watching GHW from home, Vince begins playing a darts with a few more roughnecks.
Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
The biker's throw their darts. One Bullseye and two 20's. Pretty good. The biker's high five each other looking confident that it won't be topped.
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Vince smiles at the camera
Another one bites the dust
Vince hit bulls eye.
Another one bites the dust
Bulls eye.
And another one gone. And another one gone
Bulls eye after bulls eye.
Another one bites the dust!
Vince laughs and covers his eyes as he throws his last dart.
Bulls eye.
As the 80's rock classic continues to play, one biker has finally had enough of Vince's pompous antics.
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
The biker shoves Vegas.
Vegas pushes back.
The biker picks up a beer bottle, lifts it high over his head and swings it down harder than John Henry's hammer. Vegas quickly dodges the beer bottle, but it smashes over the head of the large Bandido biker that Vince had encountered earlier.
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet[/i]
The Bandido Biker turns around to see that the other biker is holding the broken beer bottle that was just smashed over his head. The Bandido swings a pool cue at the other biker and a bar brawl ensues.
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the beat
The camera slowly zooms out from the mayhem to find that "Vicious" Vince Vegas had avoided any harm. Vince grins as he slowly walks out the door, while bar free-for-all continues in the background.
The music fades and the footage stops.
"Vicious" Vince Vegas: Now, I know what you're thinking, " He's classy! He's dashing! He's among the upper crust of society! What in the world in "Vicious" Vince Vegas doing in a place like that? Why the hell would he be associating with the underbelly of society?" Well I'm here in this coarse unrefined dump to prove that, not only am I intellectually superior to the upper echelon of society, I am superior in every way to any man! And believe me, the underbelly of society smells almost as bad as Wolverina's underbelly. Follow me.
The camera begins to follow The Vicious One as "Another One Bites the Dust" begins playing. That's right folks! It's montage time!
As the bassy beats of Queen's classic hit play, the camera cuts to Vince Vegas playing pool with a group men so rough looking that that their smile alone would make your dog run away with his tail between his legs (not that any of them are smiling). Vegas smiles and laughs as he runs the pool table.
The music plays as the montage continues.
Another bites the dust
Another ball sinks.
Another bites the dust
Another ball sinks
And another one gone. And another one gone.
Vegas sinks ball after ball.
And another bites the dust!
The Vicious One takes a bottle of beer out of the hand of an especially big man wearing a Bandido Outlaw Bike patch. He chugs the beer and sinks the 8-ball.
As Queen's classic hit blares through the television speakers of those watching GHW from home, Vince begins playing a darts with a few more roughnecks.
Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
The biker's throw their darts. One Bullseye and two 20's. Pretty good. The biker's high five each other looking confident that it won't be topped.
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Vince smiles at the camera
Another one bites the dust
Vince hit bulls eye.
Another one bites the dust
Bulls eye.
And another one gone. And another one gone
Bulls eye after bulls eye.
Another one bites the dust!
Vince laughs and covers his eyes as he throws his last dart.
Bulls eye.
As the 80's rock classic continues to play, one biker has finally had enough of Vince's pompous antics.
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
The biker shoves Vegas.
Vegas pushes back.
The biker picks up a beer bottle, lifts it high over his head and swings it down harder than John Henry's hammer. Vegas quickly dodges the beer bottle, but it smashes over the head of the large Bandido biker that Vince had encountered earlier.
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet[/i]
The Bandido Biker turns around to see that the other biker is holding the broken beer bottle that was just smashed over his head. The Bandido swings a pool cue at the other biker and a bar brawl ensues.
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating the sound of the beat
The camera slowly zooms out from the mayhem to find that "Vicious" Vince Vegas had avoided any harm. Vince grins as he slowly walks out the door, while bar free-for-all continues in the background.
The music fades and the footage stops.