Post by haven on Nov 11, 2012 10:22:17 GMT -5
Near the locker room area backstage, the camera flickers on to show resident stoner boy turned interviewer, Charlie Coors, standing next to the mega popular People's Princess, Wolverina. As expected, the fans watching on the Honor-Tron go ballistic as Haven gives them a big smile, wave and wink.
Charlie: I am standing here with Wolverina, a woman who has a lot to be thankful for this season, and who will have to stare down yet another big task tonight in newcomer Vicious Vince Vegas. Wolife, first things first, as we see everyone is doing their "what am I thankful for" list each day, what's on yours?
Wolverina: Well, right off the bat I'd like to thank each and every man and woman in our military. What they do is beyond words and their courage is beyond reproach. I wish all of them a Happy Veteran's Day! I love you guys and gals! Also, I am very thankful for the fans, my Lord, my friends, and my family. I have truly been blessed. Lastly, I'm thankful for Vince Vegas, because he is willfully giving up his ass to be kicked tonight.
The fans get a good laugh out of it, as does Coors and the Wolfster.
Charlie: Speaking of Vince, we've seen his promos and he took a jab at you in one of them. Any thoughts on that?
Wolverina: It's common sense actually. Anytime a newbie with a woefully over done ring name and schtick comes along, they have no other option but to talk smack about the top fish in the ocean. They need to get noticed and in a hurry, otherwise they quickly get laughed out of the building. So, Vince, yes you can shoot pool perfectly. Yes, you can throw darts perfectly, a bulls eye everytime, but guess what? I know something else you're going to be perfect at by the end of the night. Getting your ass kicked by yours truly. Speaking of perfection. Vince, there was only one Mr. Perfect in our wrestling world, and you damn sure ain't him. For your blatant disrespect to him and me, I'm going to learn you a lesson real good tonight and it's going to be a painful one. And on a more prophetic note, I am predicting I will beat "Bitch-tits" Vince Vegas and his half sucked milk dud shaped head not with a Super Kick but with a Perfect Plex. The Queen hath spoken. It has been decreed and so it shall be done. That is all.
She smiles, gives Coors a quick pinch on the cheek, and leaves the camera view as the fans roar in approval of her words and prophecy.
EOT
Charlie: I am standing here with Wolverina, a woman who has a lot to be thankful for this season, and who will have to stare down yet another big task tonight in newcomer Vicious Vince Vegas. Wolife, first things first, as we see everyone is doing their "what am I thankful for" list each day, what's on yours?
Wolverina: Well, right off the bat I'd like to thank each and every man and woman in our military. What they do is beyond words and their courage is beyond reproach. I wish all of them a Happy Veteran's Day! I love you guys and gals! Also, I am very thankful for the fans, my Lord, my friends, and my family. I have truly been blessed. Lastly, I'm thankful for Vince Vegas, because he is willfully giving up his ass to be kicked tonight.
The fans get a good laugh out of it, as does Coors and the Wolfster.
Charlie: Speaking of Vince, we've seen his promos and he took a jab at you in one of them. Any thoughts on that?
Wolverina: It's common sense actually. Anytime a newbie with a woefully over done ring name and schtick comes along, they have no other option but to talk smack about the top fish in the ocean. They need to get noticed and in a hurry, otherwise they quickly get laughed out of the building. So, Vince, yes you can shoot pool perfectly. Yes, you can throw darts perfectly, a bulls eye everytime, but guess what? I know something else you're going to be perfect at by the end of the night. Getting your ass kicked by yours truly. Speaking of perfection. Vince, there was only one Mr. Perfect in our wrestling world, and you damn sure ain't him. For your blatant disrespect to him and me, I'm going to learn you a lesson real good tonight and it's going to be a painful one. And on a more prophetic note, I am predicting I will beat "Bitch-tits" Vince Vegas and his half sucked milk dud shaped head not with a Super Kick but with a Perfect Plex. The Queen hath spoken. It has been decreed and so it shall be done. That is all.
She smiles, gives Coors a quick pinch on the cheek, and leaves the camera view as the fans roar in approval of her words and prophecy.
EOT