"Vicious" Vince Vegas vs Wolverina

["Vicious" Vince Vegas]

Thursday night Triumph returns from commercial break.

Colin Jennings: WOW! I am still in awe of what just happened between "The Logging Crew" and "The Legion Etrangere"! Officials are still in the ring scrubbing the blood from the canvas!


"Big Al" Mulligan: That's right Colin. What a slobberknocker! I still can't believe that Cletus...

"Big" Al is interrupted by the sound of LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out".



As the line "Boom! Explosion!" plays, fire works start shooting around the entrance ramp. "Vicious" Vince Vegas appears from behind the curtain, clad is his short black wrestling tights and a New York Yankees T-shirt, with "Jeter" and the number "2" on the back. The Boston faithful, filling GHW Arena, immediately react the Vegas's act of sports blasphemy with a chorus of "Boo's" and jeers.

Vince continues his walk down the aisle, with a smug look of self satisfaction on his face, as his entrance music plays.

"I'm gonna knock you out! Mama said knock you out!

Vegas walks up the stairs to the ring and enters between the ropes. Someone off camera tosses him a mic. Vince stands in the center of the squared circle and waits for the boo's to stop before he begins. After a matter of seconds, the crowd quiets and Vince begins to speak.

I never thought I would say this, but I am actually happy to be in Boston tonight! Despite all of the loud, obnoxious Irish Catholics I have encountered since landing here last night, I am excited to be here, in a GHW ring.

The fans begin booing again after Vegas's comments. Vince smiles.

Why is Fenway park's monster Green? It's jealous from all the Yankees wins!

The Jeers become so loud, "Vicious" Vince is unable to continue. He laughs as he waits for the crowd to quiet down.

But I digress, it's time to address the issue at hand. GHW management has booked my debut match against, what I am told is a woman. I don't know what kind of mix-up is going on downstairs, but those sideburns must be the reason she's called "Wolverina". The people's prostitute. The wholesome whore. She doesn't deserve to be in the kitchen of the greatest technical Fighty fighty person of all time, let alone the ring.

I'm sorry to disappoint you folks, but I will not degrade myself by wrestling a woman. But, being the man of the people that I am, I'll Fighty fighty person any MALE competition in the back tonight. Come try your luck against "The Vicious One", The greatest techinc...


Vince is interrupted by the sound of "Wolverina's" entrance music.

TBC: Wolverina.

[haven]

The fans go bonkers as No Doubt's hit, "Hella Good", begins to play. The woman in question comes out all jacked up on Mountain Dew and bouncing along with the music. Tonight she is clad in short, tight military camoflauge themed daisy duke shorts and a matching tank top. To round out her attire she's sporting military style combat boots. She makes quick work of her energized, hand tagging and fan hugging romp to the ring, and slides in before popping up into her trademark pose. As expected, the crowd gives her even more love as she keeps the pose held and rotates into a small circle. Finally, the music ends and the lights turn to normal as she grabs a mic and fearlessly gets right in Vince's face.

Wolverina: You know something, bitch tits? You and the Yankees actually have something in common believe it or not. See, much like the Yankees of recent, you represent a part of something that was far greater than yourself in the past. The Yankees of yore were great. They were perfect, just like Mr. Perfect. But you, just like the 2012 Yankees, are a disgrace to that legacy and you will wind up a loser tonight just like the Yankees were ousted from the Series run. Oh and for the record, I am n-"

Without warning, Haven slams the end of the magic talking stick into Vince's temple, staggering him back some, a static feedback filling the venue. She repeats the strike once, twice, even a third time before dropping it and raising her leg up right between the Vicious One's legs, hitting him so hard in the groin that it makes him feel as though as has three Adam's apples and no nuts in his sack. The referee, caught off guard by the suddenenss of this, finally gains enough composure to ring the bell and officially start the contest.

TBCB Vince

["Vicious" Vince Vegas]

Ouch! A Microphone to the head and a boot right in the love spuds!

Not the technical match up Vegas was demanding for but effective nevertheless.

As the bell sounds, Wolverina turns toward the crowd and raises her arms. The crowd goes crazy, and she feeds off the pop. She turns back toward "Vicious" Vince, who has just mustered the strength to get to his knees, but is still nut-struck dazed. Wolverina charges toward Vegas at full speed in an attempt to batter the self-satisfied superstar while he is testicularly zonked out. Vince quickly comes to his senses, and swings his fist between the legs legs of The People's Princess in a desperate attempt to even the score.

I think Vince just found out the answer to his query about Wolverina's "downstairs mix-up"

That's right Al! Nobody's home on the attempted Sack-Tap

Wolverina looks at Vince in surprise. Then to the crowd, as if to say, "What was this guy thinking?". She knees Vince in the chest, brings him to his feet by him head and Irish whips him into the corner with a loud "THUD". Wolverina charges shortly after, and flies into the corner with body splash on her mind. At full speed, Wolverina launches herself into the air, but her facial expression quickly turns from confidence to regret as the view of Vince's boot becomes closer and closer. She collides with the boot of "Vicious" Vince Vegas.

[glow=red,2,300]WOP! THUD![/glow]

Wolverina's, face meets Vince's boot, then the mat.

The Vicious One wastes no time. He picks Wolverina up and gives her two knife edge chops across the chest. Wolverina backs up after the blows, but Vegas wraps both arms around her torso and quickly belly to belly suplexes her hard onto the canvas.

The tide is turning in favor on Vince Vegas!

Vegas picks up the people's princess by the head, throws her into the ropes, and nails her, dead on the chin with a missile drop kick. Wolvernina falls back down to the mat.

Vegas hit the nail on the head with that one, Wolfie is down for the count!

Vegas looks toward the crowd and points to his head, as if to say, "I thought I was so much smarter than everybody, And I was right!".

Vegas grabs Wolfie's legs and slowly applies the Sharpshooter!

Shades of Bret Hart here on GHW!

Not many people know the Colin, but Vegas was actually trained in Stu Hart's dungeon! Wolverina is in a lot of trouble!

TBCB: Wolverina

[haven]

will get post in today, thursday.