Post by "Vicious" Vince Vegas on Nov 19, 2012 0:51:14 GMT -5
Triumph returns from commercial break, the camera shows "The Fuzz" and "Big Al" sitting at the announcers table. The fans behind them, realizing they are on TV begin to act goofy; waving to the camera, wrestling with one another, a few fans begin flexing their biceps and one over weight fan even lifts up his shirt and begins rubbing his grotesque stomach for the viewers at home.
Fuzz:Welcome back folks! We just saw another great match in the GHW tag team division! The competition is higher than ever, with the tag team talent of The Logging Crew and the Milson/Simpson team!
Big A: Not to mention the Legion Entrangere! Who are going to be in action next. They have given "Vicious" Vince Vegas the option of choosing which legionnaire he would like to mix it up with here tonight!
Fuzz: Whether it be Oleg or Joaquin, Vegas is sure to have his hands full, as the both legionnaires possess great strength and wrestling abilty
The camera shifts focus to Charlie Coors standing in the center of the ring holding a microphone.
Coors: Introducing next, From "Sin City",Las Vegas, Nevada standing at a height of 6 feet 3 inches tall, weighing in at 235 pounds and, he insisted I say this, THE STAR OF OUR SHOOOOOW
LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" begins to play over the sound system.
Coors: "Vicious" Vince Vegas!
The music continues to play. When the line "Boom! Explosion!plays, fireworks erupt from the canons beside the entrance ramp and Vince Vegas explodes from behind the curtain raising his arms in the air, as if he believed the fans were actually going to cheer for him. As the fans begin to "BOO", Vince raises his arms in the air again, in an attempt to get a cheer. The fans continue to show their displeasure to man, who just last week, berated them with insults. Vince motions to raise his arms in the air a third time, but stops, looks to his left and then slowly to his right and begins chuckling and smiling to himself as he continues his way down to the ring.
Vince rolls underneath the bottom rope into the ring, walks over to Charlie Coors, and snatches the microphone from his hand. Coors begins to open his mouth to protest, but Vegas lifts his right hand and motions as to back hand Charlie. Coors cowers in fear that he will be bitch slapped, leaving "Vicious" Vince Vegas standing in the center of the ring with the mic.
Vegas: Well Boston, we meet again. I can actually smell the beer and poor judgement all the way up here in the ring.
The crowd cheers at his remark. Vince smirks.
Vegas: That wasn't a compliment. Now we all heard Wolverina rambling on earlier this evening about "decisions, decisions", well those of you looked away from her ass long enough to realize she had mouth heard it anyway.
The crowd cheers at the thought of the People's Princess' succulent posterior.
Vegas: Well, it looks like I have a decision of my own to make tonight. The Legion has given me the option of choosing which one of those unhumanly brutes gets the privilege of stepping into the ring with the greatest technician the wrestling game has ever seen. One the hand hand...
Vince lifts his left hand.
Vegas: We have Oleg. This big Russian is over 300 pounds and, used to fight "both man and beast" for money. I don't know what else he did the men and beasts for money, but wrestling this man is still a daunting task. On the other hand...
Vince holds up the right hand.
Vegas: We have Joaquin. A former cage fighter and about as sharp as a marble.
Vince moves his hands up and down as if he were weighing the options on a scale.
Vegas: But I've decided to choose the only Legionnaire how is worth my time, the only legionnaire with true honor, The only legionnaire who has ever held wrestling title
Vegas walks over to the ropes, points his index finger at the entrance ramp and lifts himself onto the bottom rope.
Vegas: I choose [glow=red,2,300]Commandant Mercier[/glow]!
TBCB: Legion
Fuzz:Welcome back folks! We just saw another great match in the GHW tag team division! The competition is higher than ever, with the tag team talent of The Logging Crew and the Milson/Simpson team!
Big A: Not to mention the Legion Entrangere! Who are going to be in action next. They have given "Vicious" Vince Vegas the option of choosing which legionnaire he would like to mix it up with here tonight!
Fuzz: Whether it be Oleg or Joaquin, Vegas is sure to have his hands full, as the both legionnaires possess great strength and wrestling abilty
The camera shifts focus to Charlie Coors standing in the center of the ring holding a microphone.
Coors: Introducing next, From "Sin City",Las Vegas, Nevada standing at a height of 6 feet 3 inches tall, weighing in at 235 pounds and, he insisted I say this, THE STAR OF OUR SHOOOOOW
LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" begins to play over the sound system.
Coors: "Vicious" Vince Vegas!
The music continues to play. When the line "Boom! Explosion!plays, fireworks erupt from the canons beside the entrance ramp and Vince Vegas explodes from behind the curtain raising his arms in the air, as if he believed the fans were actually going to cheer for him. As the fans begin to "BOO", Vince raises his arms in the air again, in an attempt to get a cheer. The fans continue to show their displeasure to man, who just last week, berated them with insults. Vince motions to raise his arms in the air a third time, but stops, looks to his left and then slowly to his right and begins chuckling and smiling to himself as he continues his way down to the ring.
Vince rolls underneath the bottom rope into the ring, walks over to Charlie Coors, and snatches the microphone from his hand. Coors begins to open his mouth to protest, but Vegas lifts his right hand and motions as to back hand Charlie. Coors cowers in fear that he will be bitch slapped, leaving "Vicious" Vince Vegas standing in the center of the ring with the mic.
Vegas: Well Boston, we meet again. I can actually smell the beer and poor judgement all the way up here in the ring.
The crowd cheers at his remark. Vince smirks.
Vegas: That wasn't a compliment. Now we all heard Wolverina rambling on earlier this evening about "decisions, decisions", well those of you looked away from her ass long enough to realize she had mouth heard it anyway.
The crowd cheers at the thought of the People's Princess' succulent posterior.
Vegas: Well, it looks like I have a decision of my own to make tonight. The Legion has given me the option of choosing which one of those unhumanly brutes gets the privilege of stepping into the ring with the greatest technician the wrestling game has ever seen. One the hand hand...
Vince lifts his left hand.
Vegas: We have Oleg. This big Russian is over 300 pounds and, used to fight "both man and beast" for money. I don't know what else he did the men and beasts for money, but wrestling this man is still a daunting task. On the other hand...
Vince holds up the right hand.
Vegas: We have Joaquin. A former cage fighter and about as sharp as a marble.
Vince moves his hands up and down as if he were weighing the options on a scale.
Vegas: But I've decided to choose the only Legionnaire how is worth my time, the only legionnaire with true honor, The only legionnaire who has ever held wrestling title
Vegas walks over to the ropes, points his index finger at the entrance ramp and lifts himself onto the bottom rope.
Vegas: I choose [glow=red,2,300]Commandant Mercier[/glow]!
TBCB: Legion