Post by "Vicious" Vince Vegas on Nov 26, 2012 16:51:00 GMT -5
Triumph returns from commercial break after the Kahlan/Wyziner match, "Vicious" Vince Vegas is standing back stage in his usual wrestling attire, looking into the camera, waiting for the cameraman to signal that he is on the air. He receives the signal he is waiting for.
Vegas: First off, I'd just like to let all of the female viewers of GHW know that they can stop crying, and they can stop worrying, and this goes for you too Wolverina, because even after the battle I went through last week, I'm still looking good, I'm still pretty, I'm still the star of the show, and most importantly, I'm still Vicious!
Now, speaking of Wolverina, I think it's obvious to anybody who is paying attention, even the inbred, hayseed, country cousins that watch GHW, can see that she's ducking and dodging Yours truly, but she can only play chicken for so long. She can sidestep the bull this week, but she'd better believe the horns are coming her way soon. Wolverina, it's like this: You mentioned my name. That doesn't go without ramifications or repercussions. I have no idea what a "Scally Wag" is, but you had best not get too distracted baking cookies and doing laundry, Because I am still here sweetheart.
"Vicious" Vince turns away from the camera for a moment, clears his throat and spits on the ground.
Vegas: But I digress, there are more pressing issues at hand. I have a number one contender match for the KOTDM title tonight on Triumph, against the ranting, religious lunatic Chris Pyro. Let's be honest here Chris: I don't know you, and you don't know me, but tonight, you're nothing but a bump in the road for "The Vicious One". And by "bump" I don't mean the bump in a preteen altar boy's pants, that you religious types seems to gravitate toward. You're an obstacle in my path to a championship, and that's not a pleasant place to be. Perhaps, you, and your husband Lee, should take a nice big gulp of the Kool-Aid before you come out to the ring tonight, because the outcome may be less excruciating than stepping into the ring with the greatest technical Fighty fighty person in the business. Chris and Lee, you two are about as frightening as a puppy dog on Christmas, but believe me, the mess in the ring tonight will be much more difficult to clean up. The only Remnants left, will be the Remnants of your blood on the canvas.
Vegas walks off camera as Chris Pyro's music begins to play throughout the building, as he, and his brother Lee, make their way to the ring.
EOT
Vegas: First off, I'd just like to let all of the female viewers of GHW know that they can stop crying, and they can stop worrying, and this goes for you too Wolverina, because even after the battle I went through last week, I'm still looking good, I'm still pretty, I'm still the star of the show, and most importantly, I'm still Vicious!
Now, speaking of Wolverina, I think it's obvious to anybody who is paying attention, even the inbred, hayseed, country cousins that watch GHW, can see that she's ducking and dodging Yours truly, but she can only play chicken for so long. She can sidestep the bull this week, but she'd better believe the horns are coming her way soon. Wolverina, it's like this: You mentioned my name. That doesn't go without ramifications or repercussions. I have no idea what a "Scally Wag" is, but you had best not get too distracted baking cookies and doing laundry, Because I am still here sweetheart.
"Vicious" Vince turns away from the camera for a moment, clears his throat and spits on the ground.
Vegas: But I digress, there are more pressing issues at hand. I have a number one contender match for the KOTDM title tonight on Triumph, against the ranting, religious lunatic Chris Pyro. Let's be honest here Chris: I don't know you, and you don't know me, but tonight, you're nothing but a bump in the road for "The Vicious One". And by "bump" I don't mean the bump in a preteen altar boy's pants, that you religious types seems to gravitate toward. You're an obstacle in my path to a championship, and that's not a pleasant place to be. Perhaps, you, and your husband Lee, should take a nice big gulp of the Kool-Aid before you come out to the ring tonight, because the outcome may be less excruciating than stepping into the ring with the greatest technical Fighty fighty person in the business. Chris and Lee, you two are about as frightening as a puppy dog on Christmas, but believe me, the mess in the ring tonight will be much more difficult to clean up. The only Remnants left, will be the Remnants of your blood on the canvas.
Vegas walks off camera as Chris Pyro's music begins to play throughout the building, as he, and his brother Lee, make their way to the ring.
EOT
