Post by haven on Dec 6, 2012 12:19:42 GMT -5
The scene opens to TNT GM Dow Jones' office, where he is seen yapping on the phone and flipping through some paper work. Suddenly, his office doors busts open with emphatic force and in storms Wolverina. And she is mad as hell. The People's Princess roars toward him and forcefully hangs up his phone, then swipes his papers off his desk before pounding her fists into the top of his desk one powerful time to get his undivided attention.
Wolverina: I was attacked last week! And I sure don't see anybody doing anything about it! Because of that attack, I was left vulnerable and was totally humiliated at the hands of AJ Scally of all people. He beat me! Do you have any clue how embarrassing that is? I can not believe I lost to him, even if I was injured I should have beaten him. Anyway, what the hell ever, what's done is done with AJ. You don't need to launch an investigation, because it is pretty obvious who attacked me. It was that jealous little sperm spittoon Kahlan! She's attacked me numerous times in the past in the same way. She does it just for LOLs. But since I lost to AJ Scally because of it, I'm going to kill her. I'm going to find her after I leave this office and I am going to choke her to death, literally. I am going to take these hands like this...
She mimes putting an invisible Kahlan in a strangler's choke hold, with two hands out in front of her. She starts to close her hands, her body trembling with anger, her teeth gritting.
Wolverina: And I'm going to squeeeeeeze the life out of her.... UNLESS you do something about it! I want her fired! I want her suspended! Hell I don't care if I have to pull double duty tonight, I'll go out and compete in her match against the Logging Crew. I'll take the place of one of the Logging Crew just so I can get these death hands around her damn neck! I WANT HER HEAD ON A PLATTER, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
She huffs and puffs but interjects yet again before Dow can give wise counsel.
Wolfie: Better yet, screw that! I'm in the mood to whip er'one in this pace. I'm going to go down to that ring and it'll be Kahlan and Tracks vs The Logging Crew Vs ME! The Queen hath spoken!
She turns and heads out the door.
TBCB Dow Jones if you can add anything.
Wolverina: I was attacked last week! And I sure don't see anybody doing anything about it! Because of that attack, I was left vulnerable and was totally humiliated at the hands of AJ Scally of all people. He beat me! Do you have any clue how embarrassing that is? I can not believe I lost to him, even if I was injured I should have beaten him. Anyway, what the hell ever, what's done is done with AJ. You don't need to launch an investigation, because it is pretty obvious who attacked me. It was that jealous little sperm spittoon Kahlan! She's attacked me numerous times in the past in the same way. She does it just for LOLs. But since I lost to AJ Scally because of it, I'm going to kill her. I'm going to find her after I leave this office and I am going to choke her to death, literally. I am going to take these hands like this...
She mimes putting an invisible Kahlan in a strangler's choke hold, with two hands out in front of her. She starts to close her hands, her body trembling with anger, her teeth gritting.
Wolverina: And I'm going to squeeeeeeze the life out of her.... UNLESS you do something about it! I want her fired! I want her suspended! Hell I don't care if I have to pull double duty tonight, I'll go out and compete in her match against the Logging Crew. I'll take the place of one of the Logging Crew just so I can get these death hands around her damn neck! I WANT HER HEAD ON A PLATTER, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
She huffs and puffs but interjects yet again before Dow can give wise counsel.
Wolfie: Better yet, screw that! I'm in the mood to whip er'one in this pace. I'm going to go down to that ring and it'll be Kahlan and Tracks vs The Logging Crew Vs ME! The Queen hath spoken!
She turns and heads out the door.
TBCB Dow Jones if you can add anything.