Post by Cletus & Big Jim on Dec 8, 2012 23:09:36 GMT -5
The Logging Crew is relaxing in front of a makeshift fire pit in what passes for their dressing room. A cast iron pot of beans simmers over the flames and large brown jug, with the words “Normandie Golden Nut” emblazoned on the label, sits before them.
Jim takes a long pull and begins
Well Cletus, I kept an eye on the GM’s office and there’s plenty of folks understand what we meant last week. I seen Wolverina and Scally both in there, bendin’ ol’ Jones’ ear.
Is that so Jimmy?
Would I say it otherwise? Oh yeah, they were some ugly, and when they left I could see him getting all bothered, squirmin’ around, like he was in heat. Low and behold there come Johnny Simpson down the hall, and into the office he went.
Cletus cranes his head in to close the distance, his eyes narrow
Yeah? You figure he used his stroke, do ya?
You had best believe it old friend, he’s in the main event ain’t he? He didn’t even bother to show up last week and this week he got booked to close the show. I don’t know about the law, but big Johnny damn sure took something into his own hands, I’ll tell ya that.
He shakes his fist up and down
And Wolverina too eh? Sure didn’t I run across her not a few hours ago, hunting for Kahlan she was. Now she kept her distance, and well, held her nose, but I could tell she liked me. So, I says to her, I says, “Wolfie, yer hotter than a June bride in a feather bed, and I’ll set ya straight and say that Big Jim and I wouldn’t dream of gettin’ between you and Kahlan. In fact, you come on into the ring yerself, we got more than enough wood to keep both yer fires stoked.”
Big Jim stops short on a big drink
Damn right we do. What did she say to that?
Well, she hauled off and hit be a punch in the mouth, but I gave her a big smile because you know I’m partial to aggressive women. Then she says she spoke about gettin’ in on our match tonight, but the boss man himself put the kybosh on it.
Well, I suppose Jones ain’t so dumb, after all you don’t shit where you eat. The People’s Princess is the hottest thing goin’, but after a night with us she’d look like she’d been drug through a knothole ass backwards.
Yep, and her with that golden ticket and a shot at the world belt, but I wouldn’t bet the bait in a rat trap on her walking out of Blood Runs Cold with the strap. You just watch and see if they don’t find some way to keep her from it. I guess that just leaves that coward, Scally.
Oh, I wouldn’t put much on him either. It looks like that little pig finally nosed his way straight into the pot. I forgot to say, he gave a little too much lip to Jones and he put him in the ring with us at the pay per view in a handicap match.
Cletus strokes his beard
Really now? I hate to be the boss’ muscle, but I might have to try and forget about that come next weekend.
Only thing is Cletus, what’s in it for us? Like my girl Jenna Jameson said, never give away for free what you do best.
Maybe it’s time we found out….
Both men get up to leave….
Jim takes a long pull and begins
Well Cletus, I kept an eye on the GM’s office and there’s plenty of folks understand what we meant last week. I seen Wolverina and Scally both in there, bendin’ ol’ Jones’ ear.
Is that so Jimmy?
Would I say it otherwise? Oh yeah, they were some ugly, and when they left I could see him getting all bothered, squirmin’ around, like he was in heat. Low and behold there come Johnny Simpson down the hall, and into the office he went.
Cletus cranes his head in to close the distance, his eyes narrow
Yeah? You figure he used his stroke, do ya?
You had best believe it old friend, he’s in the main event ain’t he? He didn’t even bother to show up last week and this week he got booked to close the show. I don’t know about the law, but big Johnny damn sure took something into his own hands, I’ll tell ya that.
He shakes his fist up and down
And Wolverina too eh? Sure didn’t I run across her not a few hours ago, hunting for Kahlan she was. Now she kept her distance, and well, held her nose, but I could tell she liked me. So, I says to her, I says, “Wolfie, yer hotter than a June bride in a feather bed, and I’ll set ya straight and say that Big Jim and I wouldn’t dream of gettin’ between you and Kahlan. In fact, you come on into the ring yerself, we got more than enough wood to keep both yer fires stoked.”
Big Jim stops short on a big drink
Damn right we do. What did she say to that?
Well, she hauled off and hit be a punch in the mouth, but I gave her a big smile because you know I’m partial to aggressive women. Then she says she spoke about gettin’ in on our match tonight, but the boss man himself put the kybosh on it.
Well, I suppose Jones ain’t so dumb, after all you don’t shit where you eat. The People’s Princess is the hottest thing goin’, but after a night with us she’d look like she’d been drug through a knothole ass backwards.
Yep, and her with that golden ticket and a shot at the world belt, but I wouldn’t bet the bait in a rat trap on her walking out of Blood Runs Cold with the strap. You just watch and see if they don’t find some way to keep her from it. I guess that just leaves that coward, Scally.
Oh, I wouldn’t put much on him either. It looks like that little pig finally nosed his way straight into the pot. I forgot to say, he gave a little too much lip to Jones and he put him in the ring with us at the pay per view in a handicap match.
Cletus strokes his beard
Really now? I hate to be the boss’ muscle, but I might have to try and forget about that come next weekend.
Only thing is Cletus, what’s in it for us? Like my girl Jenna Jameson said, never give away for free what you do best.
Maybe it’s time we found out….
Both men get up to leave….