Post by Cletus & Big Jim on Jan 7, 2013 22:27:29 GMT -5
The Logging Crew are in the locker room, changing into their ring gear after Glory & Gossip
Can you believe that smug son-of-a-pup Jimmy? He wouldn’t shake my hand!
Big Jim purses his lips and shakes his head in disapproval
What can ya expect from a pig, but a grunt, Cletus?
Cletus nods
Well, we’ll give him his comeuppance in due time, but tonight ol’ Scally decided he ain’t done with us yet…
Jim pulls his boot laces tight and begins to tie them up.
Scally proved that a little dog can start a hare, but it takes a big one to catch it. We left him laying and he's either a fool or a liar if he says he's game for more.
Cletus nods along and smiles devilishly
And as for Wolverina, she couldn't get the job done at the pay per view either. They say she got cheated; well, I say an excuse is nearer to a woman than her apron.
Cletus makes a show of mock surprise
Oh come on Jimmy, she's hotter than a whore house on dollar day!
Jim smirks a little and waves a dismissive hand.
More hair than tit, like a mountain heifer; and what's the story on that young lad that follows her around?
That Josh fella? A manager he's supposed to be, except he's as thick as manure but only half as useful.
Jim takes on a look of disgust.
Pimply faced little fella, he's horny as a three-peckered billy goat. Ya know god-damn well he goes home at night and just pounds it to the thought of the People's Princess.
Cletus chuckles
Likely so ol’ pal. Well, let’s get to it and at it…
Cletus makes to leave, but Jim puts a halting hand on his shoulder
Cletus…we gonna talk about what happened? That familiar old music playing after the match? And are we gonna talk about us maybe havin’ to go head-to-head in February at DoD?
Cletus’ face loses its joviality and turns sullen a moment, but a smile returns as he slaps Big Jim gently on the cheek.
Nope.
Cletus walks off, leaving Big Jim looking a little flustered...
Can you believe that smug son-of-a-pup Jimmy? He wouldn’t shake my hand!
Big Jim purses his lips and shakes his head in disapproval
What can ya expect from a pig, but a grunt, Cletus?
Cletus nods
Well, we’ll give him his comeuppance in due time, but tonight ol’ Scally decided he ain’t done with us yet…
Jim pulls his boot laces tight and begins to tie them up.
Scally proved that a little dog can start a hare, but it takes a big one to catch it. We left him laying and he's either a fool or a liar if he says he's game for more.
Cletus nods along and smiles devilishly
And as for Wolverina, she couldn't get the job done at the pay per view either. They say she got cheated; well, I say an excuse is nearer to a woman than her apron.
Cletus makes a show of mock surprise
Oh come on Jimmy, she's hotter than a whore house on dollar day!
Jim smirks a little and waves a dismissive hand.
More hair than tit, like a mountain heifer; and what's the story on that young lad that follows her around?
That Josh fella? A manager he's supposed to be, except he's as thick as manure but only half as useful.
Jim takes on a look of disgust.
Pimply faced little fella, he's horny as a three-peckered billy goat. Ya know god-damn well he goes home at night and just pounds it to the thought of the People's Princess.
Cletus chuckles
Likely so ol’ pal. Well, let’s get to it and at it…
Cletus makes to leave, but Jim puts a halting hand on his shoulder
Cletus…we gonna talk about what happened? That familiar old music playing after the match? And are we gonna talk about us maybe havin’ to go head-to-head in February at DoD?
Cletus’ face loses its joviality and turns sullen a moment, but a smile returns as he slaps Big Jim gently on the cheek.
Nope.
Cletus walks off, leaving Big Jim looking a little flustered...